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peewee's lovechild
02-27-2008, 11:53 AM
This is sweet.


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Here it is everybody: Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier! Ass. Side boob. Awesome. And for all you freeze-frame junkies, there might even be a bit of Natalie Portman nipple action in the second video.

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Click here for Natalie goodness:

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-nude-in-hotel-chevalier-002828

Sportcamper
02-27-2008, 12:05 PM
I saw ribs..Another photo of an anorexic woman… :barf

ATRAIN
02-27-2008, 12:07 PM
Did I miss the Lohan naked thread? Those pics were pretty nice even though she is a crack whore.

Carl
02-27-2008, 12:17 PM
I'd let her play with my one eyed wonder weasel and his 2 balls

E20
02-27-2008, 12:40 PM
Sorry, I don't wanna see 5 year old cross dressing boys nekkid.

BonnerDynasty
02-27-2008, 12:57 PM
meh

Spurminator
02-27-2008, 01:57 PM
I saw this when iTunes had it for free a few months ago. You're way overselling it.

SAtown
02-27-2008, 02:09 PM
I used to think she was hot. Thanks for the turnoff :flipoff

leemajors
02-27-2008, 02:27 PM
I saw this when iTunes had it for free a few months ago. You're way overselling it.
yup.

ChumpDumper
02-27-2008, 02:38 PM
Nice bruising. Is she playing an abuse victim?

monosylab1k
02-27-2008, 02:38 PM
Everything about Natalie Portman screams "11 year old girl".

I thought it was at it's worst in Closer when her performance as a stripper was about as convincing as Arnold Schwarzennegger playing a pregnant scientist.

Shaolin-Style
02-27-2008, 03:34 PM
Ehhh...I was like "YES YES!" and then I was like "Meh..."

peewee's lovechild
02-27-2008, 03:42 PM
Everything about Natalie Portman screams "11 year old girl".


That's what makes this so magical!!!

peewee's lovechild
02-27-2008, 03:42 PM
All you guys disappoint me.

peewee's lovechild
02-27-2008, 03:43 PM
You know you'd all jump at the chance to bone her.

peewee's lovechild
02-27-2008, 03:43 PM
Hypocrites.

Mister Sinister
02-27-2008, 03:46 PM
You know you'd all jump at the chance to bone her.
Did you like her in V For Vendetta?

Ed Helicopter Jones
02-27-2008, 03:56 PM
I think she's a cutie. :tu

Vendetta
02-27-2008, 04:13 PM
Did you like her in V For Vendetta?

:smokin

Slydragon
02-27-2008, 04:27 PM
That's lame, the damn Google image search turn up better looking shots.


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/natalie-portman/pictures/natalie-portman-picture-5.jpg
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8164/24971natalieportmansidesj2.jpg

baseline bum
02-27-2008, 05:44 PM
I've seen way hotter pics of her.

MajicMan
02-27-2008, 05:57 PM
We've seen her naked years ago. There are topless beach photos but I take it her nipples might be a tad big for your taste since you like mosquito bites.

Evan
02-27-2008, 07:05 PM
I would spray her with my love.

I think she is very hot. She doesn't look like an 11 year old. She looks like a real women who just has nice skin. Nobody would confuse her with anyone under 21.

Everyone of you would have sex with her if you had the chance.

Unless you prefer orange plastic trash like Carmem Electra who are completely made over and look nothing like they were naturally born with. Everything has been altered.



http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/carmen_electra_fhm_russia_06.jpg

Spuradicator
02-27-2008, 08:07 PM
She looks like a little boy in that first pick, WTF!

Bob Lanier
02-27-2008, 08:53 PM
She looks like a little boy in that first pick, WTF!
So you had a vagina and fatty tissue on your breasts when you were a little boy?

Or is it just your little boyfriends now that do?

florige
02-27-2008, 11:15 PM
I like her too, but she does look like a boy with that freakin hair. That is child porn Peewee... :lol Christina Milian is much hotter.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 09:13 AM
Did you like her in V For Vendetta?

Did you see that movie??

Remember the hooker scene with the Bishop??

You CAN NOT tell me that she did not look uber hot there.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 09:14 AM
So you had a vagina and fatty tissue on your breasts when you were a little boy?

Or is it just your little boyfriends now that do?

All these "little boy" comments just serve to "out" these pedo gays.

They're probably jerking to those pictures doing their best to pretend that it's a boy.

monosylab1k
02-28-2008, 09:50 AM
There is nothing attractive about Natalie Portman. And for the record, Carmen Electra is about as gross and unattractive as it gets.

If you fags enjoy fantasizing about sex with bruised up 10 year old boys, go ahead. I'll pass.

florige
02-28-2008, 09:57 AM
There is nothing attractive about Natalie Portman. And for the record, Carmen Electra is about as gross and unattractive as it gets.

If you fags enjoy fantasizing about sex with bruised up 10 year old boys, go ahead. I'll pass.



:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin :rollin
You guys are sick!!! :lol :lol

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 10:31 AM
Did you see that movie??

Remember the hooker scene with the Bishop??

You CAN NOT tell me that she did not look uber hot there.
See it? I pre-ordered the DVD a month before it was released! :lo
Yes, she did cause a stirring in the Pedobear-ish part of my brain...and loins. But, what did you think about her with her head shaved? Personally, I thought she pulled it off well.

CuckingFunt
02-28-2008, 10:41 AM
See it? I pre-ordered the DVD a month before it was released! :lo
Yes, she did cause a stirring in the Pedobear-ish part of my brain...and loins. But, what did you think about her with her head shaved? Personally, I thought she pulled it off well.Natalie with the shaved head, and with the pixie cut that followed it, was just plain gorgeous.

And I don't think she looks at all like a boy. Nor did I think she was particularly "hot" in the posted link, however.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:06 AM
See it? I pre-ordered the DVD a month before it was released! :lo
Yes, she did cause a stirring in the Pedobear-ish part of my brain...and loins. But, what did you think about her with her head shaved? Personally, I thought she pulled it off well.

She looked hot with the shaved head.
Especially at the end when she's all dressed up and all that.

Only her and Sinead O'Connor have pulled off that look successfully.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:07 AM
She looked hot with the shaved head.
Especially at the end when she's all dressed up and all that.

Only her and Sinead O'Connor have pulled off that look successfully.
Who'd have thought I'd agree with you on something?

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:10 AM
Who'd have thought I'd agree with you on something?

That wasn't an invitation for you to suck my cock.

I still don't swing that way.

CuckingFunt
02-28-2008, 11:11 AM
She looked hot with the shaved head.
Especially at the end when she's all dressed up and all that.

Only her and Sinead O'Connor have pulled off that look successfully.There was also a model named Eve Salvail who rocked the shaved head in the 90's.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:11 AM
That wasn't an invitation for you to suck my cock.

I still don't swing that way.
Never said it was. I'm just honestly surprised. Whatev.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:17 AM
Its funny how some say she doesnt look hot and what not but im sure if she wanted to get down ALL of you would do it. Shit she looks like a spinner to me.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:18 AM
Its funny how some say she doesnt look hot and what not but im sure if she wanted to get down ALL of you would do it. Shit she looks like a spinner to me.

I'd spank that spinner ass and have her begging for more.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:18 AM
That wasn't an invitation for you to suck my cock.

I still don't swing that way.


I see Shagia still wants you, I told you not to flirt with IT.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:18 AM
I see Shagia still wants you, I told you not to flirt with IT.

I didn't flirt with it!!!

I think it's in love with me.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:19 AM
I'd spank that spinner ass and have her begging for more.


I'd make her call me Anakin.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:20 AM
I didn't flirt with it!!!

I think it's in love with me.


I think IT interpreted your hate for playing hard to get.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:20 AM
I didn't flirt with it!!!

I think it's in love with me.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


NO.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:21 AM
I'd make her call me Anakin.

I'd make her scream "THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU!!" as she climaxed.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:22 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


NO.

Don't deny your manlust for my sexy balls.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:22 AM
I think IT interpreted your hate for playing hard to get.

I think It needs to be shot in the head.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:25 AM
I'd make her scream "THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU!!" as she climaxed.


Shit when im done with her she will call me the CHOSEN ONE.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:25 AM
I think It needs to be shot in the head.

Don't worry the Aids will do the job.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:26 AM
Don't deny your manlust for my sexy balls.
Searching for manlust for peewee's alleged sexy balls....
searching...
searching...
http://www.uniquearticlepublisher.com/img/filenotfound2.png

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:29 AM
The fact that you're searching for them proves my point.

Lay off my balls, little 1/2 fag.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:30 AM
The fact that you're searching for them proves my point.

Lay off my balls, little 1/2 fag.
I have no desire to go anywhere near your balls. Ever.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:31 AM
Searching for manlust for peewee's alleged sexy balls....
searching...
searching...
http://www.uniquearticlepublisher.com/img/filenotfound2.png


oh the classic let me pictures do the talking for me comeback.

ATRAIN
02-28-2008, 11:31 AM
The fact that you're searching for them proves my point.

Lay off my balls, little 1/2 fag.


why 1/2 fag?

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:32 AM
oh the classic let me pictures do the talking for me comeback.
To be fair, there *was* text in the post.

JoeChalupa
02-28-2008, 11:33 AM
She is a very attractive young woman.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:34 AM
I have no desire to go anywhere near your balls. Ever.

You dream of choking on them.

Admit it.

You want my short and curlies all over your throat.

Mister Sinister
02-28-2008, 11:35 AM
You dream of choking on them.

Admit it.

You want my short and curlies all over your throat.
No, no, and, no.

peewee's lovechild
02-28-2008, 11:35 AM
why 1/2 fag?

Because he has chicks ass fuck him with strap-on dildos and then he begs for real cock afterward.