Interview Tips

[Xolotl]

I'll be applying for graduate school tomorrow, and I'm of course worried because I've never had to do an interview like this before. I believe it will be a group interview which to me is even worse. But, I know there's also alot of knowledge here.

Can anybody give me tips on this sort of thing I mean I know to shake peoples hands when I meet them...and I think knock before entering. But, other than that I'm really scared lol

Thanks

[stretch]

Skip the handshake, and go straight for the kick in the ass. They will be pleased.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll be applying for graduate school tomorrow, and I'm of course worried because I've never had to do an interview like this before. I believe it will be a group interview which to me is even worse. But, I know there's also alot of knowledge here.

Can anybody give me tips on this sort of thing I mean I know to shake peoples hands when I meet them...and I think knock before entering. But, other than that I'm really scared lol

Thanks

Firm handshake.

[Xolotl]

Skip the handshake, and go straight for the kick in the ass. They will be pleased.

Man and after I just got done saying theres knowledge on the forum you come in and ruin it...but thanks I needed the laugh I think Im just wound up right now lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Wear a suit

[LakerMagic]

Show confidence. Look them in the eye always.

[peewee's lovechild]

Show boobs if you have them.

If not, you better be charming as hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

Whatever you do, do not show up with your nuts hanging out of your zipper.

[Carl]

First of all school is for wussies and women, but if you have to do it then I suggest a new cologne scent like Pina Colada. Then when you meet them remember to tell them how lucky they are to have you there in the first place because your wasting your time there when you could be drinking with cheap hookers at the bar. If there is a woman in the interview room and she looks at you then she probably wants your body so make her an offer. Listen to Carl and you will go places

[Carl]

Whatever you do, do not show up with your nuts hanging out of your zipper.
I did that once but I was at the strip club and I spent a few nights in the slammer but it was worth it to rub them on that dancer

[TDMVPDPOY]

graduate school interviews? WTF is this? this is not primary school bs man, this is spurtaa.

seriously what course you doing? its only courses like medicine, hard subs and arts/science BS goes through interviews, while business/commerce courses, no need for interviews.

[Xolotl]

graduate school interviews? WTF is this? this is not primary school bs man, this is spurtaa.

seriously what course you doing? its only courses like medicine, hard subs and arts/science BS goes through interviews, while business/commerce courses, no need for interviews.

Pharmacy school, wish I didn't have to do em

[stretch]

Man and after I just got done saying theres knowledge on the forum you come in and ruin it...but thanks I needed the laugh I think Im just wound up right now lol
Exactly my point. Don't be too nervous. Don't stress. Just relax. Be yourself. Don't fidget a lot. Make yourself seem as comfortable as possible with them, even if you aren't the least bit comfortable. If there is a sense of comfort between you and the interviewer, it will help greatly.

[monosylab1k]

put a cucumber in your underwear. put out the vibe.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I like to talk in front of groups with a glass of scotch in one hand and a microphone in the other ala Dean Martin. Even if there's only 5 people in the room I still think the microphone is a nice touch. :tu

[NorCal510]

follow what will smith did in the pursuit of happiness

guaranteed job on the spot

[TDMVPDPOY]

i just had a job interview over the phone, lame called me while i was still sleeping, manage to answer some of the questions....

not sure if i got the job, but they want me to come in and do another interview then job trainin see how i go...its only data entry how fokn hard can it get 21.90+ 9% super = 23-24bucks casual 5hrs a week bs this is lame. i should look else where for full time position