TAKS (Sung to the Tune of YMCA)

[desflood]

T-Birds, there's no need to feel down
I said T-Birds, pick yourself up off the ground
I said T-Birds, cause you're in a new test
There's no need to feel unhappy

T-Birds, you are ready to go
I said T-Birds, you're the BEST in the world
I saidT-Birds, and I know you'll do great
Just relax and have a good time

It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S
It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S

You know everything
To pass this young test
You can pass it and go home happy

It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S
It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S

You can make yourself proud
You can be above the crowd
You can succeed in everything

T-Birds, are you listening to me
I said T-Birds, what do you wanna be
I said T-Birds, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing

No man does it all by himself
I said T-Birds, make sure you get your rest
And just be there and just pass the test
Because we know it will help your life

It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S
It's fun to test on the T-A-K-S


Ah, indoctrination. This is what they're teaching my second grader instead of cursive this year.