My friends, I need your help.

[peewee's lovechild]

It has been brought to my attention, by Johnny Blaze, that Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date with her.

Now, I know that I barely know some of you. Some of you, I have known for quite some time. But, I am asking everyone of you to help me in my hour of need.

I am a man of little resources and I need your help to ensure that I get to sleep with, err have a date with the lovely Ms. Johansson.

Take the time to think back to those times that you yourself have been in need and have received a helping hand. Think of the happiness that you would bring into my life when I finally get my shot at banging, I mean dating the beautiful Ms. Johansson.

Open your heart and let your kindness flow. I'll accept what you can donate. A dollar, a dime, it doesn't matter. It will all add up.

I will make sure to let her know that the fine people of SpurstTalk made this happen for me.

My fate is in your hands.
My happiness is in your hands.

I'm begging you to help me in my desperate hour of need.

Help me spurs talk, you're my only hope.



Sincerlely,


The PeeWee

[midgetonadonkey]

How does your wife feel about this little endeavour?

[thispego]

When you end up getting cancer later in life these people wont help you twice. You only get one solicitation per lifetime on spurstalk.

[ATRAIN]

Where is the donation box?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'll donate but only if I get a cut of the proceeds from the sex tape.

[peewee's lovechild]

How does your wife feel about this little endeavour?

She left me to be Shagia's lover.

[peewee's lovechild]

When you end up getting cancer later in life these people wont help you twice. You only get one solicitation per lifetime on spurstalk.

I'll deal with cancer later.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where is the donation box?

I need to set up a Paypal account.

But, I need pledges.

I need gaurantees that the money is going to come in.

[1369]

The lack of pics in this thread disappoints me.

It really does.

http://www.maxitmag.com/images/stories/entertainment/babes/scarlett-johansson-golden-globes.jpg

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080218/000d60aa06df092361cb3e.jpg

/Nice day to be in the bunk

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll donate but only if I get a cut of the proceeds from the sex tape.

The percentage of the proceeds is determined by the amount you donate.

[peewee's lovechild]

The lack of pics in this thread disappoints me.

It really does.

http://www.maxitmag.com/images/stories/entertainment/babes/scarlett-johansson-golden-globes.jpg

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080218/000d60aa06df092361cb3e.jpg

/Nice day to be in the bunk


I'll post some pics of her on top of me if you guys donate enough money.

[ATRAIN]

I'll deal with cancer later.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Money for Sex with Scarlet >>>>>>>>>> money for Cancer

[ATRAIN]

I'll post some pics of her on top of me if you guys donate enough money.


You need to revive that old picture you used to have in your sig pee wee. Ill donate a buck.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4999/vantiyscarlettps8.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6430/scarlettjohanssondr7.jpg

[samikeyp]

Jim giving money to Duff forum.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8927/scarlettjohanssonno9.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3097/scarlettjohanssonallurebk8.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

I need you people to donate money to me.

Can you not see how desperate I've become??

[midgetonadonkey]

You know he has to be desperate when he PMs mrsmallox asking for sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/33/scarlettjohanssonbikiniui0.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3668/scarlettjohanssonxd1.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1672/scarlettjohanssongp6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3959/46679008199694e8734ft6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/381/20060219141021knightleyfv1.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

You know he has to be desperate when he PMs mrsmallox asking for sex.

In my defense, I did it for the money.

Diapers and formula are expensive.

Plus, she lets me piss on her.

I'm working on her letting me shit on her chest.

[duncan228]

I bet peewee has more pics of Scarlett than I have of Duncan. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

But, back to the importance on sending me money for a date with Scarlett Johansson.

Please people, donate. And, donate often.

I need help here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet peewee has more pics of Scarlett than I have of Duncan. :lol

I have a blow up doll that has an uncanny resemblance of her.

[duncan228]

I have a blow up doll that has an uncanny resemblance of her.

:lmao

You've definitlely got me beat.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

You've definitlely got me beat.

So, will you donate to this worthy cause?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The percentage of the proceeds is determined by the amount you donate.
What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of title that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i don't mean to break you're heart, but it's not a date. it's just a meet and greet at a movie premiere. you'll probably "spend" 2 minutes max with her.

[mrsmaalox]

i don't mean to break you're heart, but it's not a date. it's just a meet and greet at a movie premiere. you'll probably "spend" 2 minutes max with her.
That's okay. That's about all the time he spends with any woman!!!!! :D

[Mister Sinister]

What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of title that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.
"The Scarlett Letter"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"The Scarlett Letter"
Damn that's a good title. Peewee, if you can blow your load in the shape of a captital A on her face this thing will be a license to print money.

[mrsmaalox]

"Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

I'd buy that one solely out of pity.

[peewee's lovechild]

What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of title that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

The title would be:

The Anal Intrusion of An Aztec God

[peewee's lovechild]

he'll probably only need 5 seconds to accomplish his mission.


Yea, but I'll feel her up and eat her out for about 30 minutes minimum.
Therefore, allowing all the viewers to see the greatness that is Scarlett Johansson.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's okay. That's about all the time he spends with any woman!!!!! :D

It's all the time I need, really.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn that's a good title. Peewee, if you can blow your load in the shape of a captital A on her face this thing will be a license to print money.

I can do that.

I'll practice the move until it's perfected.

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry, but no.

I don't want to be listed as an accessory when this goes bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry, but no.

I don't want to be listed as an accessory when this goes bad.

Great!

[1369]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8927/scarlettjohanssonno9.jpg

Like the fist of an angry god...

Wait, "angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has pissed all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbor, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^^^^

Dude, I'm appalled by what you posted.

Freyja is not that kind of chick.
She's good peeps.

[spurster]

I hope you're going to ditch the helmet for this.

On second thought, you should definitely keep it on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope you're going to ditch the helmet for this.

On second thought, you should definitely keep it on.

No raincoat for this one.

I'm going bareback.

[peewee's lovechild]

sorry that i don't swoon for every girl that woody allen thinks is hot

She was hot before Woody's pedophile emotions got the best of him.