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DazedAndConfused
03-09-2008, 02:01 AM
They are creeping up in the Southwest Division. If you ain't careful they could fuck around and steal that division title from you guys.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:08 AM
Gee, there haven't been any threads on these boards about the Rockets recently.

Thank you for bringing this obscure fact to our attention.

lefty
03-09-2008, 02:08 AM
You're right!

They can beat the Lakers in the playoffs too

WildcardManu
03-09-2008, 02:11 AM
fuck a division title, we want nba finals

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:12 AM
fuck a division title, we want nba finalsTrue enough.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:28 AM
Rockets climb to third place in the West..

Soon they'll be in second and division leader...

Mark my words.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:31 AM
sunfan prepares for the lottery.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:31 AM
sunfan prepares for the lottery.


You can only hope.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:33 AM
You can only hope.Actually you can only hope for that -- it's the only way the Suns will get any better now.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:34 AM
Actually you should hope for that -- it's the only way the Suns will get any better now.

I hope you think the same when the Spurs are in 6th or 7th place by the end of next week.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:34 AM
Actually you can only hope for that -- it's the only way the Suns will get any better now.

BTW did you already post your ugly picture?

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:35 AM
I hope you think the same when the Spurs are in 6th or 7th place by the end of next week.Nah, it won't be a problem for us. The Spurs can actually spend money this summer, so they don't need the lottery to save them like the broke-ass Suns do.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:36 AM
BTW did you already post your ugly picture?Why? Do you fancy me? You really are interested, aren't you?

crc21209
03-09-2008, 02:38 AM
Princess Pimp shut up already you damn troll. Many teams have a tough stretch of games coming up.

Spurs have :

Sun, Mar 9 @ Phoenix 3:30 PM
Mon, Mar 10 Denver 8:30 PM
Wed, Mar 12 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 14 @ Detroit 8:00 PM
Mon, Mar 17 Boston 8:30 PM

Rockets have:

Sun, Mar 16 LA Lakers 7:00 PM
Tue, Mar 18 Boston 9:30 PM
Wed, Mar 19 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 21 @ Golden State 10:30 PM
Sat, Mar 22 @ Phoenix 10:00 PM

Lakers have:

Fri, Mar 14 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 16 @ Houston 7:00 PM
Tue, Mar 18 @ Dallas 8:30 PM
Thu, Mar 20 @ Utah 10:30 PM
Sun, Mar 23 Golden State 9:30 PM
Mon, Mar 24 @ Golden State 10:30 PM

New Orleans has:

Wed, Mar 12 San Antonio 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 14 LA Lakers 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 16 @ Detroit 3:30 PM
Wed, Mar 19 Houston 8:00 PM
Sat, Mar 22 Boston 8:00 PM
Wed, Mar 26 @ Cleveland 7:00 PM
Fri, Mar 28 @ Boston 7:30 PM

Suns have:

Sun, Mar 9 San Antonio 3:30 PM
Thu, Mar 13 Golden State 10:30
Sat, Mar 22 Houston 10:00 PM
Mon, Mar 24 @ Detroit 7:30 PM
Wed, Mar 26 @ Boston 7:00 PM
Mon, Mar 31 Denver 10:00 PM
Tue, Apr 1 @ Denver

Dallas has:

Tue, Mar 18 LA Lakers 8:30 PM
Thu, Mar 20 Boston 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 23 San Antonio 1:00 PM
Thu, Mar 27 @ Denver 10:30 PM
Sun, Mar 30 @ Golden State 9:00 PM
Wed, Apr 2 Golden State 9:30 PM
Fri, Apr 4 @ LA Lakers 10:30 PM
Sun, Apr 6 @ Phoenix

Every team has a tough stretch of games left in the season so who knows what the hell is going to happen in the crazy ass West, so shut your lips and watch.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:39 AM
Nah, it won't be a problem for us. The Spurs can actually spend money this summer, so they don't need the lottery to save them like the broke-ass Suns do.

Already conceding defeat and thinking about the offseason ? :lol

K-State Spur
03-09-2008, 02:39 AM
i am a fan of the spork. it was an invention long ahead of its time (only successful at KFC of all places).

whottt
03-09-2008, 02:40 AM
i am a fan of the spork. it was an invention long ahead of its time (only successful at KFC of all places).



I didn't even know KFC had them...I knew Taco Bell does though.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:40 AM
Already conceding defeat and thinking about the offseason ? :lolNope, I'm saying the Spurs don't need a lottery pick like the Suns now do. Reading comprehension is not your strong point. I guess your crush on me has made you a little loopy. :lmao

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:41 AM
Why? Do you fancy me? You really are interested, aren't you?

I'm just wondering why you don't want to post it, everyones is doing it..

Are you that UGLY and FAT like TPark?

whottt
03-09-2008, 02:41 AM
Call it a hunch but I don't think Princess Pimp is a SunsFan.

IMO, it's either a Spurfan trolling or a Rocket or Laker Fan.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:42 AM
I'm just wondering why you don't want to post it, everyones is doing it..Did you?


Are you that UGLY and FAT like TPark?Pretty normal looking. My, you are positively obsessed with me.

coopdogg3
03-09-2008, 02:42 AM
Actually it won't help the Suns in the draft if they hit the lottery. It will help the Supersonics. Suns need Atlanta to miss the play-offs.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:43 AM
Nope, I'm saying the Spurs don't need a lottery pick like the Suns now do. Reading comprehension is not your strong point. I guess your crush on me has made you a little loopy. :lmao

So according to you, the Suns will miss out the postseason?

Think twice before you answer.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:43 AM
Call it a hunch but I don't think Princess Pimp is a SunsFan.

IMO, it's either a Spurfan trolling or a Rocket or Laker Fan.I agree. A rocketfan.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:44 AM
So according to you, the Suns will miss out the postseason?

Think twice before you answer.I'm saying it would probably be the best thing that could happen to them.

whottt
03-09-2008, 02:44 AM
Yeah, becuase he didn't show up earlier this season when the Rockets sucked...

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:45 AM
Actually it won't help the Suns in the draft if they hit the lottery. It will help the Supersonics. Suns need Atlanta to miss the play-offs.Oh that was this summer's pick?

I guess nothing is going to help the Suns. Sorry, rocketfan!

whottt
03-09-2008, 02:46 AM
Whoever he is...if he's a fan of another team, it's a team that's been severely owned by the Spurs in recent years....

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:47 AM
Whoever he is...if he's a fan of another team, it's a team that's been severely owned by the Spurs in recent years....Right, just some frontrunner who is feeling emboldened by regular season standings. You narrowed it down very nicely.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:48 AM
I agree. A rocketfan.

Nope not a Rocket fan, but it wouldn't bother me at all.

What's your record against them so far?

Louie Vega
03-09-2008, 02:49 AM
Better watch out for those Rox Spork fans!!!


According to this website http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jm703496/spork/ "Sporks" are Godlike! So thanks for the compliment.

But seriously. Spurs. Sporks?

Couldn't you try to be a little more creative in your attempt at being clever?

coopdogg3
03-09-2008, 02:51 AM
Oh that was this summer's pick?

I guess nothing is going to help the Suns. Sorry, rocketfan!

Well they do have Atlanta's pick. Which they'll probably sell.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:51 AM
Nope not a Rocket fan, but it wouldn't bother me at all.

What's your record against them so far?Wouldn't bother you? Of course not. Since you're a frontrunner, you'll be a fan of the team that's doing the best at any given time. You're probably a spurfan on LakersGround.

As for the record -- regular season?

Couldn't really tell you, because that stuff doesn't matter all that much.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:52 AM
Wouldn't bother you? Of course not. Since you're a frontrunner, you'll be a fan of the team that's doing the best at any given time. You're probably a spurfan on LakersGround.

As for the record -- regular season?

Couldn't really tell you, because that stuff doesn't matter all that much.


2-1

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:53 AM
Well they do have Atlanta's pick. Which they'll probably sell.True. Sarver said he's going to lose $15 million when the Suns don't win the championship. He couldn't even pick up Brent Barry off waivers even though he was sitting on an enormous trade exception.

Broke.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:54 AM
Couldn't really tell you, because that stuff doesn't matter all that much.


It will if they end up tied to determine seeding and hca

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:54 AM
It will if they end up tied to determine seeding and hcaAs I said, that stuff doesn't matter all that much.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 02:56 AM
As I said, that stuff doesn't matter all that much.

Home court does matter especially for the spurs who are not a good road team regardless of your current misleading road record

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 02:58 AM
Home court does matter especially for the spurs who are not a good road team regardless of your current misleading road recordSo then the 2-1 record you just posted is misleading! :lol

WildcardManu
03-09-2008, 02:59 AM
Home court does matter especially for the spurs who are not a good road team regardless of your current misleading road record


Bitch Suns homecourt is practically Spurs home away from home.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:01 AM
So then the 2-1 record you just posted is misleading! :lol

That's the season series record against the Rockets (not misleading knowing that one games was without TMac and the other without Yao)

But I like the other records as well

1-2 against the Nuggets
0-2 against the Warriors

Should I continue?

K-State Spur
03-09-2008, 03:01 AM
I didn't even know KFC had them...I knew Taco Bell does though.

i never order anything at taco bell that requires a fork, so i see that establishment as ineligible for keeping it alive.

but kfc has the potatoes and gravy along with the coleslaw that do bring the spork into the light of day. god bless 'em.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:01 AM
That's the season series record against the Rockets (not misleading knowing that one games was without TMac and the other without Yao)

But I like the other records as well

1-2 against the Nuggets
0-2 against the Warriors

Should I continue?Sure.

Post all you like!

They are misleading!

ss1986v2
03-09-2008, 03:02 AM
Home court does matter especially for the spurs who are not a good road team regardless of your current misleading road record
so regardless of reality, the spurs suck on the road. yup, thats the same reality where snaq is sitting at 320lbs and leading the suns to the title...

is it april yet? this preseason drama seems to last longer and longer each year...

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:05 AM
Sure.

Post all you like!

They are misleading!

1-1 against the Suns (soon to be 1-2)

2-1 vs. Lakers (Soon 2-2)

2-1 vs. Mavs (soon 2-2)

2-1 vs. Hornets (soon 2-2)

Ouch!!!

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:07 AM
1-1 against the Suns (soon to be 1-2)

2-1 vs. Lakers (Soon 2-2)

2-1 vs. Mavs (soon 2-2)

2-1 vs. Hornets (soon 2-2)

Ouch!!!So now you are just making things up.

Talk about misleading!

:lmao @ the poor rocketfan troll. Your true colors have been shown.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:08 AM
So now you are just making things up.

Talk about misleading!

:lmao @ the poor rocketfan troll. Your true colors have been shown.

aren't those your teams record against those teams?

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:10 AM
aren't those your teams record against those teams?Not the "soon to be" crap you made up.

Sorry you thought all the records were going to be bad. It's obvious you saw they were actually pretty damn good, so you had to lie about all the losses.

"Soon!":lmao

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:12 AM
Are these really the numbers?

1-1 against the Suns

2-1 vs. Lakers

2-1 vs. Mavs

2-1 vs. Hornets

:clap

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:13 AM
Not the "soon to be" crap you made up.

Sorry you thought all the records were going to be bad. It's obvious you saw they were actually pretty damn good, so you had to lie about all the losses.

"Soon!":lmao
That's the way they will end up.

Remember those games are roadies for your "unbeatable" team.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:15 AM
Who ever claimed the Spurs were unbeatable?

You just can't help making shit up.

Thanks for pointing out how well the Spurs have played up to this point though -- I had no idea they were doing that great. :clap :clap

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:15 AM
Are these really the numbers?

1-1 against the Suns

2-1 vs. Lakers

2-1 vs. Mavs

2-1 vs. Hornets

:clap

Home victories...

Records will be even when they play in their gym.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:16 AM
Home victories...

Records will be even when they play in their gym.Wow. the Spurs will be even with the best teams in the league! :clap

crc21209
03-09-2008, 03:17 AM
lol Princess Pimp what are the Suns records against top teams?

vs. Spurs- 1-1

vs. Lakers- 1-3

vs. Hornets- 0-4

vs. Jazz- 1-2

vs. Mavs- 1-1

vs. Nuggets- 1-1

vs. Rockets- 1-1

vs. Warriors- 0-2

For a combined record of 6-15 against possible Playoff teams in the West. So shut the fuck up cuz your team sucks against winning teams, jackass.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:17 AM
Are these really the numbers?

1-1 against the Suns

2-1 vs. Lakers

2-1 vs. Mavs

2-1 vs. Hornets

:clap


1-1 against the Suns (Before the Shaq trade) (Shaq always give the Spurs match up problems)

2-1 vs. Lakers (Before the Gasol trade) :dizzy

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:19 AM
1-1 against the Suns (Before the Shaq trade) (Shaq always give the Spurs match up problems)

2-1 vs. Lakers (Before the Gasol trade) :dizzyThat's great! :clap

Spurs are in great shape! :clap

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:21 AM
That's great! :clap

Spurs are in great shape! :clap
So you think.

The losses to those teams are not good for potential seeding.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:21 AM
Thanks for taking the time to show me just how well the Spurs are doing.

I had no idea.

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:22 AM
Thanks for taking the time to show me just how well the Spurs are doing.

I had no idea.


This just shows how ignorant you are.

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:25 AM
This just shows how ignorant you are.Things are looking great. My mood has improved greatly.

Drive for five! :hungry:

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 03:26 AM
Things are looking great. My mood has improved greatly.

Drive for five! :hungry: If it makes you happy :sleep

ChumpDumper
03-09-2008, 03:27 AM
Your list of Spurs' records made me very happy.

K-State Spur
03-09-2008, 03:28 AM
(Shaq always give the Spurs match up problems)


really? Spurs have handled him alright since he went to Miami.

and even during his prime in LA, the Spurs dealt with him about as well as anybody. he was just a dominant force who gave everybody match-up problems (but no mas...)

ludda
03-09-2008, 03:53 AM
should be noted one victory against a tony parker-less Spurs

and the Mav victory against a depleted Mavs team with just Dirk and Terry (no Howard, Harris or Stackhouse)

anakha
03-09-2008, 05:58 AM
:lmao at Louis having to make up shit just to pretend to have any chance of surviving this argument.

SAGambler
03-09-2008, 08:30 AM
Suns have:

Sun, Mar 9 San Antonio 3:30 PM
Thu, Mar 13 Golden State 10:30
Sat, Mar 22 Houston 10:00 PM
Mon, Mar 24 @ Detroit 7:30 PM
Wed, Mar 26 @ Boston 7:00 PM
Mon, Mar 31 Denver 10:00 PM
Tue, Apr 1 @ Denver

Wow...Suns could easily go 0 - 7 in that stretch.

Better get Shaq another bucket of wings and get Riley on the Phone. See if he will trade Marion for Shaq.

Harry Callahan
03-09-2008, 08:51 AM
The mavericks won the Southwest last year. I live in the Dallas area and noted that even the mavericks were smart enough not to raise a divisional championship banner.

carina_gino20
03-09-2008, 09:25 AM
Home court does matter especially for the spurs who are not a good road team regardless of your current misleading road record

Have you forgotten the 2005 WCF or the 2007 WC Semis? If you say the Spurs are just not a good road team, and yet they shoved Phoenix out the door twice, that means the Suns really weren't that good to begin with.

DarrinS
03-09-2008, 09:55 AM
Are they on some kind of winning streak. Haven't heard anything about that. :rolleyes

urunobili
03-09-2008, 12:26 PM
Whoever he is...if he's a fan of another team, it's a team that's been severely owned by the Spurs in recent years....
Denver?

T Park
03-09-2008, 12:32 PM
:lol @ everyone giving the trolls snacks

remingtonbo2001
03-09-2008, 12:38 PM
:lol @ everyone giving the trolls snacks

Who...PrincessPuff?

spursfan09
03-09-2008, 05:09 PM
They are creeping up in the Southwest Division. If you ain't careful they could fuck around and steal that division title from you guys.

Spurs can win the title, without being the Division Champs. See: last year. Ofcourse you probably just started following the NBA when the Lakers became something worth talking about this year, so I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Amarelooms
03-09-2008, 05:18 PM
Princess Pimp shut up already you damn troll. Many teams have a tough stretch of games coming up.

Spurs have :

Sun, Mar 9 @ Phoenix 3:30 PM
Mon, Mar 10 Denver 8:30 PM
Wed, Mar 12 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 14 @ Detroit 8:00 PM
Mon, Mar 17 Boston 8:30 PM

Rockets have:

Sun, Mar 16 LA Lakers 7:00 PM
Tue, Mar 18 Boston 9:30 PM
Wed, Mar 19 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 21 @ Golden State 10:30 PM
Sat, Mar 22 @ Phoenix 10:00 PM

Lakers have:

Fri, Mar 14 @ New Orleans 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 16 @ Houston 7:00 PM
Tue, Mar 18 @ Dallas 8:30 PM
Thu, Mar 20 @ Utah 10:30 PM
Sun, Mar 23 Golden State 9:30 PM
Mon, Mar 24 @ Golden State 10:30 PM

New Orleans has:

Wed, Mar 12 San Antonio 8:00 PM
Fri, Mar 14 LA Lakers 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 16 @ Detroit 3:30 PM
Wed, Mar 19 Houston 8:00 PM
Sat, Mar 22 Boston 8:00 PM
Wed, Mar 26 @ Cleveland 7:00 PM
Fri, Mar 28 @ Boston 7:30 PM

Suns have:

Sun, Mar 9 San Antonio 3:30 PM
Thu, Mar 13 Golden State 10:30
Sat, Mar 22 Houston 10:00 PM
Mon, Mar 24 @ Detroit 7:30 PM
Wed, Mar 26 @ Boston 7:00 PM
Mon, Mar 31 Denver 10:00 PM
Tue, Apr 1 @ Denver

Dallas has:

Tue, Mar 18 LA Lakers 8:30 PM
Thu, Mar 20 Boston 8:00 PM
Sun, Mar 23 San Antonio 1:00 PM
Thu, Mar 27 @ Denver 10:30 PM
Sun, Mar 30 @ Golden State 9:00 PM
Wed, Apr 2 Golden State 9:30 PM
Fri, Apr 4 @ LA Lakers 10:30 PM
Sun, Apr 6 @ Phoenix

Every team has a tough stretch of games left in the season so who knows what the hell is going to happen in the crazy ass West, so shut your lips and watch.

Holy shit that Mavs stretch is BRUTAL...could lose all of em :elephant

TampaDude
03-09-2008, 05:40 PM
I hope you think the same when the Spurs are in 6th or 7th place by the end of next week.

Hey, Princess...I usually think you are full of shit, but this time I agree with you...the Spurs will likely lose to the Nuggets, Hornets, and Pistons...they are in deep trouble...unless, of course, we're both wrong and they win those games...

Indazone
03-09-2008, 10:17 PM
Well stick a spork in it cause you're done! ;)

Princess Pimp
03-09-2008, 11:00 PM
Well stick a spork in it cause you're done! ;)

They are done!

honestfool84
03-09-2008, 11:02 PM
They are done!

nah, im pretty sure he means you.
stick a spork up your ugly vagina

mikeanthony21
03-09-2008, 11:06 PM
i am a fan of the spork. it was an invention long ahead of its time (only successful at KFC of all places).

Wendy's tried a pale imitation of the Spork called the "Fpoon."

spursfan09
03-09-2008, 11:50 PM
Well stick a spork in it cause you're done! ;)

You say that now, but when it comes down to it, the Rockets are going to be done a whole lot sooner this season than the Spurs will.

honestfool84
03-09-2008, 11:55 PM
or maybe, fakers, y'all are the ones that need to watch out - y'all lost, and that leaves the spurs just half a game behind y'all.

oh no! :oops

Amarelooms
03-10-2008, 12:02 AM
or maybe, fakers, y'all are the ones that need to watch out - y'all lost, and that leaves the spurs just half a game behind y'all.

oh no! :oops

Regular season or seeding means nothing...just fyi :elephant

DazedAndConfused
03-10-2008, 12:15 AM
LOL at least we didn't lose to the Shaq Suns. Now that is embarrassing, every WC contender has spanked the new Suns. Congrats on being the 1st to lose to them.

honestfool84
03-10-2008, 12:15 AM
Regular season or seeding means nothing...just fyi :elephant


yes.
so much truth in what you say..
i mean, if you head over to dallas and ask dirk what its like to get first place..
oh, wait. my bad. i just noticed your dallas mavericks favorite team thingie.

:lol

sorry - i had to.