Free Quattro Razor (15)

[ATRAIN]

Shagia wants me to wreck his cornhole but he knows I won't do it.

I don't know why he insists.



He likes to pretend that he doesnt want that. Poor little guy.

[to21]

ewwww!

Someone close this thread now!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever keeps you up at night.

Why do you want to talk about what keeps me "up"??

Fucking fag, I told you I don't swing that way.

I won't touch your cornhole and I'd appreciate it if you quit trying to get to my cock.

That's reserved for the ladies.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Someone close this thread now!!!!

I've been saying that for a long time.

[ATRAIN]

I've been saying that for a long time.


I agree, Ive stayed away and we all should.

[Trainwreck2100]

we need something to liven up the mood
qqb-j1cNPhQ&NR=1

[jman3000]

my profesor is giving everyone a letter grade bonus if the spurs win tonight.

[jman3000]

is the 391 area code for most of south texas? i got a message from a chick i havent talked to in about a year saying that she was calling from teh 391 number... but my phone was off and my caller ID didnt pick up the number. i miss that girl. :pctoss

i know her bf at the time was a marine and i think there is military base in alice texas... could be that's where she is.

i was pissed at her for a while because she was seeing me while her boyfriend was in iraq and i didnt know about it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i was pissed at her for a while because she was seeing me while her boyfriend was in iraq and i didnt know about it.now that's low. on the whore's part, of course. you did no wrong.

[mrsmaalox]

my profesor is giving everyone a letter grade bonus if the spurs win tonight.

All the more reason you should don a bra and add to the mojo!!

[ShoogarBear]

Bump to start passing the hat for Trainwreck's $10,000 lawsuit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Bump to start passing the hat for Trainwreck's $10,000 lawsuit.


I'll have to start selling my body now

:depressed

[ShoogarBear]

So, only $9999.25 left to go then.

[Trainwreck2100]

So, only $9999.25 left to go then.

Actually it's $9999.50
:bang

It would have been more but afterwards i got beaten and they took the money back.
Fuck you Grand Theft Auto

[Mister Sinister]

I dunno, Lunchbox. She could be the one.

[batman2883]

my butt itches

[batman2883]

my knee hurts

[batman2883]

the spurs are going to win tonight

[batman2883]

if it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe i'd be married long time ago

[ShoogarBear]

my knee hurts

Stop trying to scratch your butt with it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

my knee hurts
that's what happens when your knee grows.

[peewee's lovechild]

my butt itches

You and Shagia have to quit the late night rendevouz.

[RandomGuy]

is the 391 area code for most of south texas? i got a message from a chick i havent talked to in about a year saying that she was calling from teh 391 number... but my phone was off and my caller ID didnt pick up the number. i miss that girl. :pctoss

i know her bf at the time was a marine and i think there is military base in alice texas... could be that's where she is.

i was pissed at her for a while because she was seeing me while her boyfriend was in iraq and i didnt know about it.

Dude, I had a barracks roommate during the first gulf war who asked me for a ride over to the other side of the post.

He had his overnight bag, and gave me directions to where we were going.

We ended up in married soldier housing. I was kinda pissed, but didn't say anything. Dude was a total weasel.

[Mister Sinister]

You and Shagia have to quit the late night rendevouz.
Ok, I'll give you that one. That was pretty funny.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

god damn all of you motherfuckers

when peewee's lovechild is the senior quattro poster you know this thread is fucking past its heydey
ashbeeigh on a bad day posted better than this chode

[ShoogarBear]

This thread has gotten so bad, I think it coached the Spurs tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

Let it fucking die.

This thread needs a mercy closing.

[jman3000]

im drunk.

[jman3000]

right about now i need one of those whores i stopped talking to.

[jman3000]

word around the campfire is that cucking funt has massive breasts.

i

[jman3000]

i thought they looked a tad bit fake... but o well.

[CuckingFunt]

word around the campfire is that cucking funt has massive breasts.

i

Word around the campfire is also that CuckingFunt is a man.

That is one craaaaaazy campfire.

[ShoogarBear]

Sing around the campfire
Join the Campfire Girls . . .

[ShoogarBear]

On a related note, I was amused today to see that Ms. Funt was seemingly taking offense at the fact that the men of ST were apparently not standing up for her womanly honor as much as they had been for other women.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll stand up for your womanly honor . . . if I can get a picture of it.

[marini martini]

Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya!

I am really going to hate myself this morn.

Kumbaya!!

[CuckingFunt]

On a related note, I was amused today to see that Ms. Funt was seemingly taking offense at the fact that the men of ST were apparently not standing up for her womanly honor as much as they had been for other women.

:lol

I wasn't complaining that no one stood up for me, I was just being a smart ass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

right about now i need one of those whores i stopped talking to.

Nothing says lovin' like a girl double-fisting double bacon cheeseburgers before blowing you.

[ShoogarBear]

Nothing says lovin' like a girl double-fisting double bacon cheeseburgers before blowing you.

If you're really want the full "Draft Combine Workout" effect, foot-long brauts would be a better test.

[manufor3]

Marini, did you get lost in the split? :lol

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll stand up for your womanly honor . . . if I can get a picture of it.


:lol

[to21]

Mustang Sally!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Let it fucking die.

This thread needs a mercy closing.

I recently asked Kori for it to be locked but she ignored me.

[ATRAIN]

I recently asked Kori for it to be locked but she ignored me.



ask her for mod powers over this thread so you can regulate.

[midgetonadonkey]

ask her for mod powers over this thread so you can regulate.

I asked for mod powers when the original was around. That request was also denied.

And you wouldn't want me with mod powers fucker. You would be banned from this thread.

[ATRAIN]

I asked for mod powers when the original was around. That request was also denied.

And you wouldn't want me with mod powers fucker. You would be banned from this thread.



LOL i know I would be first to go and I have accepted that so that is why I have semi-banned myself. Who would make the list of banned besides me?

[mrsmaalox]

I recently asked Kori for it to be locked but she ignored me.

Hmm, I wonder why?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohlawdsisiinheavenot7.jpg

I love this picture. It's funny because it's true.

[ATRAIN]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohlawdsisiinheavenot7.jpg

I love this picture. It's funny because it's true.



LMAO NICE!!! Answer my question you whore!!

[jman3000]

what happened to the 3rd boob gif?

[jman3000]

girls from eagle pass are dirty and should not be spoken to.

[peewee's lovechild]

girls from eagle pass are dirty and should not be spoken to.

But, they should be fucked.

[ATRAIN]

what happened to the 3rd boob gif?

I looked for one the other day, I need to add 6 more actually. One for every playoff win we have, hopefully ill need to add another friday night.

[ATRAIN]

But, they should be fucked.

Hard and without lube.....ok maybe spit but you have to spit down while inside like in the pornos

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohlawdsisiinheavenot7.jpg

I love this picture. It's funny because it's true.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2716/1095637482lql2.jpg
i laughed so hard the first time i saw this. i had to save it. the sad thing is I don't think it was photoshopped.

[mrsmaalox]

Hard and without lube.....ok maybe spit but you have to spit down while inside like in the pornos

It just astounds me that so much wisdom could live inside one man's brain.

[Trainwreck2100]

Dammit, it's a "possessive" husbands episode of Maury, I like them till the end when they are "converted" Its not entertainment enough to justify sitting though endless shitty tech school commercials though.

[ashbeeigh]

people who have a june 3rd foreclosure date are ridiculous.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man. i know it's probably not that authentic, but Red Beans and Rice from Popeye's rocks socks. that and 2 biscuits. yum. that is all

[CuckingFunt]

Red Beans and Rice from Popeye's rocks socks. that and 2 biscuits. yum.


Truest words ever written in The Quattro.

[batman2883]

cause you always find a way to keep me right here waiting

[jman3000]

girls from eagle pass shouldnt even be fucked.

i had one who told me she wanted me to have her baby after just knowing her for a couple weeks.

they are crazy.

but they are freaks.

it really is a tough decision.

[Trainwreck2100]

girls from eagle pass shouldnt even be fucked.

i had one who told me she wanted me to have her baby after just knowing her for a couple weeks.

they are crazy.

but they are freaks.

it really is a tough decision.

PIITB

[mrsmaalox]

man. i know it's probably not that authentic, but Red Beans and Rice from Popeye's rocks socks. that and 2 biscuits. yum. that is all

I don't like biscuits. Or that white gravy. Why would someone want to eat flour and water with more flour and water poured over it? I've never understood that. I mean maybe if it tasted like something other than flour and water.......

[jman3000]

PIITB

she'd be down.

but i dont know if i would.

im not sure how keen i am on having a poop stick.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man. i know it's probably not that authentic, but Red Beans and Rice from Popeye's rocks socks. that and 2 biscuits. yum. that is all
plus you burp it up all day. it's the gift that keeps on giving all day long. joy

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't like biscuits. Or that white gravy. Why would someone want to eat flour and water with more flour and water poured over it? I've never understood that. I mean maybe if it tasted like something other than flour and water.......
i've thought that exact samething, but popeyes biscuits dont taste like flour and water. and i don't do the biscuit and gravy thing. i ain't white.

[Trainwreck2100]

she'd be down.

but i dont know if i would.

im not sure how keen i am on having a poop stick.

If you're gonna be so much of a wuss about it pass that bitch on to me, Lord knows i could use it.

[jman3000]

this is a story that will give you hope:

i was out with some friends and i guess some guy had busted out this girls windows and she was calling the cops... one of my buddies simply asked her if she needed help and if there was anything he could do... it was as if she had been mistreated her whole life by guys and this was the only time she's ever seen anybody ever be nice to her... she was all over him like you'd never believe. she looked like a whore... but o well...

[CuckingFunt]

i had one who told me she wanted me to have her baby after just knowing her for a couple weeks.


I don't think I could have sex with someone who wasn't even familiar with the basics of the human reproductive system.

[jman3000]

:lol

she wanted to have my baby.

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, good biscuits & gravy are the stuff of legend. Fucking scrumdiddly.

[mrsmaalox]

plus you burp it up all day. it's the gift that keeps on giving all day long. joy

That's so gross.

[Trainwreck2100]

this is a story that will give you hope:

i was out with some friends and i guess some guy had busted out this girls windows and she was calling the cops... one of my buddies simply asked her if she needed help and if there was anything he could do... it was as if she had been mistreated her whole life by guys and this was the only time she's ever seen anybody ever be nice to her... she was all over him like you'd never believe. she looked like a whore... but o well...

Let's just cut it right there, the last thing we need is another damn "virgin intervention"

[jman3000]

i need to call that girl. maybe a little time apart has lessened her craziness.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol

she wanted to have my baby.

Some women are really fucking stupid

[CuckingFunt]

maybe a little time apart has lessened her craziness.


:lmao

Yeah... 'cause that's the way it works.

[mrsmaalox]

i've thought that exact samething, but popeyes biscuits dont taste like flour and water. and i don't do the biscuit and gravy thing. i ain't white.

That doesn't mean anything. Black folks do the biscuits and gravy too. In addition to that other stuff you posted.

[Trainwreck2100]

i need to call that girl. maybe a little time apart has lessened her craziness.

worse comes to worse death star the bitch

[jman3000]

:lmao

Yeah... 'cause that's the way it works.

it probably doesnt... i may just want a piece of ass.

[Trainwreck2100]

it probably doesnt... i may just want a piece of ass.

That Spurs loss didn't help any did it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's so gross.that's amore

[jman3000]

That Spurs loss didn't help any did it?

well... the spurs loss led to drinking... and the drinking led to me wanting ass... so actually you are 100% correct.

[jman3000]

i was so fucking pissed last night... i havent thrown a remote after a spurs loss for about 5 years.

[Trainwreck2100]

well... the spurs loss led to drinking... and the drinking led to me wanting ass... so actually you are 100% correct.

i was so pissed i wanted to go out and bang something

[CuckingFunt]

i was so pissed i wanted to go out and bang something

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8133/ashikodrum10inchmapleod6.jpg

?

[jman3000]

well the last few times the spurs have been eliminated in the playoffs or have had an infuriating defeat ive had a girlfriend or at least a FWB... this time i wasnt so lucky and it was frustrating as hell.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

girls from eagle pass are dirty and should not be spoken to.

What about girls from Del Rio?

[jman3000]

was there a girl from del rio? it was only eagle pass and beeville.

if there was... im sure she was pretty drty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

was there a girl from del rio? it was only eagle pass and beeville.

if there was... im sure she was pretty drty.

Not everything is about you. Last girl I dated was from Del Rio.

[Trainwreck2100]

Not everything is about you. Last girl I dated was from Del Rio.

Then shouldn't you know the answer to that question

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Then shouldn't you know the answer to that question

I was seeking the Q's consensus, goober..

[Trainwreck2100]

I was seeking the Q's consensus, goober..


Is it yes or no raisenette

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is it yes or no raisenette

Other than her slight racism and blatant homophobia, she was actually a pretty cool chick.

[Trainwreck2100]

Other than her slight racism and blatant homophobia, she was actually a pretty cool chick.

racism + homophobia = keeper

[Fillmoe]

Depends on what type of homophobia... If she discriminated against girl on girl, you did yourself a favor by dumping her.

[Trainwreck2100]

Depends on what type of homophobia... If she discriminated against girl on girl, you did yourself a favor by dumping her.

Depends, if she's against dyke on girl that's ok.

[jman3000]

she was dirty.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-trpTdULIOc

:lmao

I love that movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

girls from eagle pass shouldnt even be fucked.

i had one who told me she wanted me to have her baby after just knowing her for a couple weeks.

they are crazy.

but they are freaks.

it really is a tough decision.


They're called condoms.


And, you wouldn't have the herpes if you would only have used one.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, for the record, good biscuits & gravy are the stuff of legend. Fucking scrumdiddly.

Cracker Barrel has the best biscuits and gravy.

I plan to one day cover some chick in gravy and use some biscuits to sop up the gravy as I'm banging her.

I dare to dream.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not everything is about you. Last girl I dated was from Del Rio.


There's nothing like skanks from Brownsville.

[ATRAIN]

There's nothing like skanks from Brownsville.



When I was 18 right out of high school I dated a skank from Brownsville........she was a ho...........fo shooo

[ATRAIN]

well the last few times the spurs have been eliminated in the playoffs or have had an infuriating defeat ive had a girlfriend or at least a FWB... this time i wasnt so lucky and it was frustrating as hell.



What the fuck is a FWB? IM assuming fuck buddy but what does the w stand for? You making shit up again Jman?

[peewee's lovechild]

What the fuck is a FWB? IM assuming fuck buddy but what does the w stand for? You making shit up again Jman?

Friends With Benefits.

Dumb ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, Fried With Baconfat.

[peewee's lovechild]

When I was 18 right out of high school I dated a skank from Brownsville........she was a ho...........fo shooo

85% of them are skank hoes.

They'll fuck your right after they give birth.

[ATRAIN]

Friends With Benefits.

Dumb ass.



Why doesnt he just say fuck buddy...............what a pussy!!

[ATRAIN]

85% of them are skank hoes.

They'll fuck your right after they give birth.



I also wanted to date one of the fresas that went to UTB just to fuck them in the ass for being so annoying.

[peewee's lovechild]

I also wanted to date one of the fresas that went to UTB just to fuck them in the ass for being so annoying.

Dude, Fresas are the best to fuck.

Those bitches are insane in the sack.

I miss Fresas.

[to21]

Dirty Brownsville hoes!

Double bag it, some of them bitches have fucked their own cousins.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dirty Brownsville hoes!

Double bag it, some of them bitches have fucked their own cousins.

No, I haven't!!!

I'm sorry, what was the question?

[ATRAIN]

Dude, Fresas are the best to fuck.

Those bitches are insane in the sack.

I miss Fresas.



They were hard to nail though, if you didnt drive a beamer or benz and didnt cross the border to come to class, they wouldnt even look at you.....OH wait, there was this one girl. LOL yeah she was a ho fo sho, but I only hit it once because her boyfriend was a crazy fuck. She used to work at Amigoland mall lmao.

[ATRAIN]

Or, Fried With Baconfat.



I think this is more like Jman's speed. Hey J do you fuck the fat fold too?

[peewee's lovechild]

They were hard to nail though, if you didnt drive a beamer or benz and didnt cross the border to come to class, they wouldnt even look at you.....OH wait, there was this one girl. LOL yeah she was a ho fo sho, but I only hit it once because her boyfriend was a crazy fuck. She used to work at Amigoland mall lmao.

AmigoLand Mall????


:lmao:lmao:lmao

How the fuck long ago was that???

That mall went under like 15 years ago.


But, yea, Fresas will only fuck you if you're rich, or appear to be rich.

I got away with looking rich.

[ATRAIN]

AmigoLand Mall????


:lmao:lmao:lmao

How the fuck long ago was that???

That mall went under like 15 years ago.


But, yea, Fresas will only fuck you if you're rich, or appear to be rich.

I got away with looking rich.



Well it was when I was 18/19 and the mall was still there but on its way down, so that was like 10 to 11 years ago. Yeah my early college years I was all about being trashed out. My outfit consisted of a band tshirt, torn jeans, with sublime on the radio. I skipped a lot of class and went to the island a lot.

[florige]

Well it was when I was 18/19 and the mall was still there but on its way down, so that was like 10 to 11 years ago. Yeah my early college years I was all about being trashed out. My outfit consisted of a band tshirt, torn jeans, with sublime on the radio. I skipped a lot of class and went to the island a lot.



They probably thought you were Carson Daly.

[peewee's lovechild]

They probably thought you were Carson Daly.


That fucking faggot probably jacks off to Carson Daly everyday.

[ATRAIN]

That fucking faggot probably jacks off to Carson Daly everyday.



Dude Carson fucked Jennifer Love before she was fat. That and im sure every hot ass 18 year old TRL chick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude Carson fucked Jennifer Love before she was fat. That and im sure every hot ass 18 year old TRL chick.

So, you're stating the reason of why you would fuck Carson Daly?

[ATRAIN]

So, you're stating the reason of why you would fuck Carson Daly?


NO, I was just saying he was the man, your the fag that brought him up.......oh wait that was Lamar......NO WONDER!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
ATRAIN, mrsmaalox


God Dammit.........funs over boys, Lameaalox has arrived.

[mrsmaalox]

Tons of weiner in the Club this morning; where have all the girls been?

[to21]

Tons of weiner in the Club this morning; where have all the girls been?Don't act like you don't like it. The boys and I rode all the girls hard and put them away wet.

[ATRAIN]

Don't act like you don't like it. The boys and I rode all the girls hard and put them away wet.



Dude don't encourage her to post more, she already fucked up the fun we were having.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tons of weiner in the Club this morning; where have all the girls been?


In my bed.

[mrsmaalox]

Dude don't encourage her to post more, she already fucked up the fun we were having.

Poor Atrain can't have any fun when there's girls around. Only with boys.

[florige]

NO, I was just saying he was the man, your the fag that brought him up.......oh wait that was Lamar......NO WONDER!!!!



Screw that a-hole. I really can't see how he has gotten all the pu-tang he has gotten.

[ATRAIN]

Poor Atrain can't have any fun when there's girls around. Only with boys.



No I have fun when women are here, its just when they open their cunt mouths up is when there is a problem. *HINT HINT*

[ATRAIN]

Screw that a-hole. I really can't see how he has gotten all the pu-tang he has gotten.



LOL dude such hatred for Carson. I bet he banged your chick in your sig man.

[florige]

LOL dude such hatred for Carson. I bet he banged your chick in your sig man.



Nah that would be Nick Cannon. Whom I hate more than Carson...

[ATRAIN]

Nah that would be Nick Cannon. Whom I hate more than Carson...



LMAO, that skinny little bitch is sticking it to your woman?

[mrsmaalox]

No I have fun when women are here, its just when they open their cunt mouths up is when there is a problem. *HINT HINT*

Well now I'm really confused. I thought you would only like them with their mouths open. My bad.

[florige]

LMAO, that skinny little bitch is sticking it to your woman?



He was. He dumped her, Selita Eubanks, and married Mariah Carey the dumb idiot.

[ATRAIN]

Well now I'm really confused. I thought you would only like them with their mouths open. My bad.

Face down in the pillow is prefered. Mouths opened yes, speaking no. So shut up and give TO21 head.

[ATRAIN]

He was. He dumped her, Selita Eubanks, and married Mariah Carey the dumb idiot.



WTF, dumb ass!! So who is your girl banging now?

[florige]

WTF, dumb ass!! So who is your girl banging now?



http://www.miamisunpost.com/archives/2006/09-28-06/images/s4_Christina%20Milian%20and%20Dre%20at%20Prive%20f or%2025th%20bday%20photo%20by%20seth%20browarnik.j pg



Another douche!

[florige]

http://http://www.miamisunpost.com/archives/2006/09-28-06/images/s4_Christina%20Milian%20and%20Dre%20at%20Prive%20f or%2025th%20bday%20photo%20by%20seth%20browarnik.j pg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There's nothing like skanks from Brownsville.

Every time I hear Brownsville, I think of a job posting that popped up briefly when I was looking for my first gig. It was for a cops reporter at the Herald and the ad read... "Must not be afraid to die," and the pay was in the $18-21K range.

Although I figure I could have lived like a king for $21K, it was still B'ville and you'd still be the target of the cartels. Fuck that.

[ATRAIN]

Every time I hear Brownsville, I think of a job posting that popped up briefly when I was looking for my first gig. It was for a cops reporter at the Herald and the ad read... "Must not be afraid to die," and the pay was in the $18-21K range.

Although I figure I could have lived like a king for $21K, it was still B'ville and you'd still be the target of the cartels. Fuck that.



Good think we don't like Asians down there

[peewee's lovechild]

Every time I hear Brownsville, I think of a job posting that popped up briefly when I was looking for my first gig. It was for a cops reporter at the Herald and the ad read... "Must not be afraid to die," and the pay was in the $18-21K range.

Although I figure I could have lived like a king for $21K, it was still B'ville and you'd still be the target of the cartels. Fuck that.


Yea, the would've targeted your ass.

My uncle married into the "cop family" of Brownsville. His oldest brother in law was assistant police chief and he busted quite a few cartel members.

That dude had to have 24 hour survellance of his house, and even then the guy would still find messages (i.e. dead animals and what not) in his back yard.

He's working for the DEA now.

I don't think things will get better.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good think we don't like Asians down there

You speak like an Asian.

[ATRAIN]

You speak like an Asian.



WELCOME TO SHITTY WOK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME SHITTY STIR FRY

[peewee's lovechild]

WELCOME TO SHITTY WOK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME SHITTY STIR FRY

:lmao:lmao:lmao

"Crazy Mongorians!!!"

[katyon6th]

Every time I hear Brownsville, I think of a job posting that popped up briefly when I was looking for my first gig. It was for a cops reporter at the Herald and the ad read... "Must not be afraid to die," and the pay was in the $18-21K range.

Although I figure I could have lived like a king for $21K, it was still B'ville and you'd still be the target of the cartels. Fuck that.

Hilarious. That pay is hilarious, too. A recruiter here in my office recruits for allied healthcare professionals and clinics in that area pay almost 20% more than other areas specifically because it's so hard to get people to relocate there. Brownsville is a shit hole.

[jman3000]

another 5 points if the spurs win tonight... shit god damn!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainwreck is the last quattro poster left

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck this stupid fucking loser team

[The Sun]

It is time to rise again!!!

[atlfan25]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9371&page=1559

Here fags, a nice summary of 10k at the bottom for you assholes who will never read it

ENJOY!

[NASpurs]

Holy crap, never thought I would see the OG Quattro resurrected.

Midge needs to print that bitch out and finish his "-Horry :hat" book.

[ashbeeigh]

Holy crap, never thought I would see the OG Quattro resurrected.

Midge needs to print that bitch out and finish his "-Horry :hat" book.

I missed the last like 4 days of it, so I need to get caught up on that bitch. :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

I waited two years for two pages of bullshit.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea. No wonder the oldtimers hate the Quattro now. Man that was some of the greatest stuff I've EVER read!!!! :rolleyes

[katyon6th]

You have no idea what you're talking about. You're a dumb slutty whore, maalox.

[Asshole]

post

[to21]

Wow that was a great WASTE of time.

[TheQuattro]

no big deal

[TheQuattro]

only for a few

[ashbeeigh]

I want to get some ass implants. What do y'all think? Ginourmous boobs and a big ass?

[marini martini]

I want to get some ass implants. What do y'all think? Ginourmous boobs and a big ass?


Along with a spray-on tan, then we can call you a wigger:toast

[ATRAIN]

Along with a spray-on tan, then we can call you a wigger:toast



hey m check out my vbookie

[ATRAIN]

I see lameox put the sagatar back up

[ashbeeigh]

I see lameox put the sagatar back up

If I could punch you in the face I would.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If I could punch you in the face I would.

Nothing like violence after a Spurs game.

[ashbeeigh]

Nothing like violence after a Spurs game.

Violence is always the answer in the quattro.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Violence is always the answer in the quattro.

Quiet before I whack you.

[ashbeeigh]

Quiet before I whack you.

oh. Okay.

[marini martini]

Way to go A, didga ck mine out? Blaze & Ash, you sound like a douche & a wigger, now knock this shit off, right now! Spurs won, if you don't know it! We should rejoice in it:toast

[mrsmaalox]

I see lameox put the sagatar back up

You wanted the Spurs to win didn't you?

[marini martini]

You wanted the Spurs to win didn't you?

Tanks Ms Maalox:toast U done good!:flag:

[katyon6th]

Oh Jesus, my eyes are bleeding.

Thanks a lot, Maalox. Thanks a fucking lot!

Can you at least change your avatar until the next game? Maybe? I can remind myself not to come to spurstalk then.

Thanks!

[CuckingFunt]

Evil katy amuses me.

[marini martini]

You're funnin" Katy, aren't choo???

[katyon6th]

Wish I could answer your question, Martini, but I just don't understand you.

[ShoogarBear]

This sh!t should be 2-1, Spurs. :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, why does katy have a flag? B!tch is more 'murrican than Betty Crocker.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

such hostilities

[ashbeeigh]

such hostilities

Welcome to the quattro.

[jman3000]

jesus christ ashbeeigh is a whore.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Welcome to the quattro.
i know that, windbag.

[ATRAIN]

You wanted the Spurs to win didn't you?

At what cost??? LMAO @ maalox thinking her sag bags are good luck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to get some ass implants. What do y'all think? Ginourmous boobs and a big ass?


I want ashbeeigh's boobs in my mouth.

What do y'all think?

[peewee's lovechild]

jesus christ ashbeeigh is a whore.

I like it.

[ATRAIN]

I want ashbeeigh's boobs in my mouth.

What do y'all think?


I think you should do it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maalox's titties look like she's spent the last 50 years of her life breastfeeding litter after litter of children.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you should do it.

She needs to let me titty fuck her.

[ATRAIN]

Maalox's titties look like she's spent the last 50 years of her life breastfeeding litter after litter of children.



hahahahah

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn752l.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Gawd you guys are jerks.

[to21]

Gawd you guys are jerks.It's the quattro, remember? Plus, you took down your bravatar, it the Spurs lose, I blame it ALL on you.

[Richard Cranium]

Gawd you guys are jerks.

You mean :jack offs.

[Richard Cranium]

I'm surprised peewee hasn't found somebody with two minutes to spare willing to cheat with him with some boring ass sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm surprised peewee hasn't found somebody with two minutes to spare willing to cheat with him with some boring ass sex.

It happens alot more often than you think.

[Richard Cranium]

It happens alot more often than you think.

You mean the ass sex part?

[ATRAIN]

I think Cranium is a Shagia troll that is trying to flirt with pee wee like always.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm surprised peewee hasn't found somebody with two minutes to spare willing to cheat with him with some boring ass sex.


It happens alot more often than you think.

In another thread:


Shit, I wouldn't turn Rosie O'Donnel down either (I'm in a bit of a dry spell).


Well which is it? Does it happen a lote more often than anyone thinks or are you in a dry spell?

[ATRAIN]

In another thread:



Well which is it? Does it happen a lote more often than anyone thinks or are you in a dry spell?



LMAO

[Richard Cranium]

I think Cranium is a Shagia troll that is trying to flirt with pee wee like always.

Unlike you I don't flirt with men so STFU.

[ATRAIN]

Unlike you I don't flirt with men so STFU.



I don't flirt with men, not sure where you are getting this from. Its ok Shagia, we all know its you.

[peewee's lovechild]

You mean the ass sex part?

I fuck chicks up the ass to change things up a bit.

Why, did your ass get all juicy?

Fuck off, faggot.

I don't do homos.

[peewee's lovechild]

In another thread:



Well which is it? Does it happen a lote more often than anyone thinks or are you in a dry spell?


I'm in a bit of a dry spell, but sex happens more often than you would think.

[CuckingFunt]

Well which is it? Does it happen a lote more often than anyone thinks or are you in a dry spell?


Depending on how often people think peewee gets laid, it could technically be both.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Cranium is a Shagia troll that is trying to flirt with pee wee like always.


Fucking Shagayia, always trying to get my cock in his ass.

I hope that faggot gets teh aids.

[peewee's lovechild]

Depending on how often people think peewee gets laid, it could technically be both.

I was going with something like that.

[ATRAIN]

Fucking Shagayia, always trying to get my cock in his ass.

I hope that faggot gets teh aids.



If he keeps trying I think he might get you on a major dryspell and succeed.

[peewee's lovechild]

If he keeps trying I think he might get you on a major dryspell and succeed.

That's a scary thought.

Lets go to the Rose to make sure that doesn't happen.

[Richard Cranium]

I fuck chicks up the ass to change things up a bit.

Why, did your ass get all juicy?

Fuck off, faggot.

I don't do homos.

Don't get your boy shorts up in a wad sexless boy. You'll get laid before hell freezes over.

[Richard Cranium]

I don't flirt with men, not sure where you are getting this from. Its ok Shagia, we all know its you.

WTF is shagia?

[ATRAIN]

WTF is shagia?



Don't act like its not you, we are not fooled.

[jman3000]

i would also like to titty fuck ashbeeigh.

thanks.

[jman3000]

Don't act like its not you, we are not fooled.

it's not shagia.

[CuckingFunt]

it's not shagia.

Yeah. Cock Noggin's been around a lot longer than Shagia.

[jman3000]

Speaking of cuckingfunt... i would also like to titty fuck her.

thanks in advance.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of cuckingfunt... i would also like to titty fuck her.

thanks in advance.

You will be saddened to learn, then, that CuckingFunt is of the belief that titty fucking is one of the most pointless sexual activities in existence. Eclipsed/equaled in its pointlessness only by the foot job.

[jman3000]

im repulsed by feet... so that's something i wouldnt even consider.

[jman3000]

there's a lot of nerve ending around them there boobies... id reckon if done right a titty fuck would feel pretty good to the girl.

[CuckingFunt]

there's a lot of nerve ending around them there boobies... id reckon if done right a titty fuck would feel pretty good to the girl.

It doesn't.

At all.

[jman3000]

consider my parade pissed on.

[mrsmaalox]

consider my parade pissed on.

No. Some girls like it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No. Some girls like it.i guess you're for it

[jman3000]

i guess id be down with titty fucking mrs. m.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i guess id be down with titty fucking mrs. m.
she might be down with you doing it in reverse.
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

No. Some girls like it.

From a physical point of view, though? Or from a emotional/mental point of view?

I don't, personally, consider it a turn on mentally/emotionally because it's too silly, but I don't doubt that there are other women who do. But I would be genuinely surprised to learn that women got physical pleasure from that act. It's no more stimulating than rubbing my forearm.

[jman3000]

From a physical point of view, though? Or from a emotional/mental point of view?

I don't, personally, consider it a turn on mentally/emotionally because it's too silly, but I don't doubt that there are other women who do. But I would be genuinely surprised to learn that women got physical pleasure from that act. It's no more stimulating than rubbing my forearm.

n/m

tmi

[mrsmaalox]

From a physical point of view, though? Or from a emotional/mental point of view?

I don't, personally, consider it a turn on mentally/emotionally because it's too silly, but I don't doubt that there are other women who do. But I would be genuinely surprised to learn that women got physical pleasure from that act. It's no more stimulating than rubbing my forearm.

Hmm, I find it difficult to distinguish between emo/physical during the actual "act". It all goes together. I like to have my breasts touched, it feels real good---is it all in my head? Possibly!

[mrsmaalox]

she might be down with you doing it in reverse.
:lmao

Aw come on Viva, you know I'm not getting your jokes/ entendres today! Explain or try again tomorrow okay?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Aw come on Viva, you know I'm not getting your jokes/ entendres today! Explain or try again tomorrow okay?well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
:lmao.
explaining it kinda ruins it.

[CuckingFunt]

well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
:lmao.
explaining it kinda ruins it.

Nah.

It was ruined before you explained it, too.

[jman3000]

jason does not accept nose on his anus.

[CuckingFunt]

jason does not accept nose on his anus.

Just anus on his nose?

[jman3000]

ive done it twice... both times the girl initiated it... so that's why i figure that they like it to a degree.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nah.

It was ruined before you explained it, too.


She's kinda right. I think a better saggy tit joke would've been to say something like, "You could be standing straight up in front of him and he can still tit fuck you." Or "even with you standing up I wouldn't want to tit fuck you because I would get carpet burn on my balls".

Actually those are pretty bad too.

[CuckingFunt]

ive done it twice... both times the girl initiated it... so that's why i figure that they like it to a degree.

I would imagine that some girls like the fact that guys like it.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually those are pretty bad too.

The idea has merit, but the execution needs a bit more time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would imagine that some girls like the fact that guys like it.

Fat chicks usually do all kinds of shit they don't enjoy just because they think the dude digs it.

[CuckingFunt]

Fat chicks usually do all kinds of shit they don't enjoy just because they think the dude digs it.

That's not unique to the chubby set. There wouldn't be anywhere near as many cute "bi" girls if not for the fact that it's a turn on for their boyfriends.

[jman3000]

one of the chicks had no boobs and it was kinda awkward... the other chick had d's and it was pretty cool.

[jman3000]

was it a saggy tit joke or an asshole in her face joke?

[CuckingFunt]

was it a saggy tit joke or an asshole in her face joke?

It was an unfunny joke.

[midgetonadonkey]

one of the chicks had no boobs and it was kinda awkward... the other chick had d's and it was pretty cool.

Did they spit on your cock to lube it up?

[mrsmaalox]

well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
:lmao.
explaining it kinda ruins it.

Yea. :rolleyes

[jman3000]

i dont think id be too happy if a chick hocked a lugi on my wang.

[mrsmaalox]

She's kinda right. I think a better saggy tit joke would've been to say something like, "You could be standing straight up in front of him and he can still tit fuck you." Or "even with you standing up I wouldn't want to tit fuck you because I would get carpet burn on my balls".

Actually those are pretty bad too.

Naw that last one sounds more like a real low hanging balls joke.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

<p>
Nah.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>It was ruined before you explained it, too.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
ah. rub my elbow

[jman3000]

:lmao there's some old white homeless guy goose stepping at trinidad and durango downtown.

awesome.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao there's some old white homeless guy goose stepping at trinidad and durango downtown.

awesome.

You were downtown and you didn't come see me at work? We are no longer friends. Get out of my life.

[ashbeeigh]

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/enc_1.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Go fuck yourself ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

This one is for you midge:

http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/enc_18.jpg

[jman3000]

so wait... ashbeeigh wants to meet me on my lunch break so i can titty fuck her?

i'm down.

pm me, ill give you my number.