I want this burger.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/03/paula-deen-is-trying-to-kill-us-part-4-bacon-donut-egg-cheeseburger.html



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Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger

Posted by Adam Kuban, March 4, 2008 at 3:30 PM


On Serious Eats, we've got a bit of a running joke about all the ways in which Food Network superstar Paula Deen is trying to kill us (see P.D.I.T.T.K.U. Parts 1, 2, and 3). Introducing the Lady's Brunch Burger, her doughnut-bun burger. Sure, we've championed doughnut burgers on A Hamburger Today before, and Ms. Paula's isn't all that much different:

Sandwiched between sticky glazed doughnuts? Check.

Bacon? Check.

But the Lady steps it over the top by adding ... a FRIED EGG!

[mexicanjunior]

That looks gross...

[mrsmaalox]

Doesn't Mac Donald's already serve that thing?

[katyon6th]

Paula Deen is hella annoying. She thinks fruit salad covered in sugars and whip cream is healthy because it has fruit in it. Hmmm no.

[TheTruth]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Bif_20Burger_small.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That doesn't look good at all.

[thispego]

post the fucking picture so we didnt have to click on your fucking link

[peewee's lovechild]

post the fucking picture so we didnt have to click on your fucking link

Click on the fucking link, you fucking lazy ass.

[thispego]

i dont do links

[tlongII]

link sausage is tasty

[Fillmoe]

that looks pretty fucking nasty

[Extra Stout]

Paula Deen is hella annoying. She thinks fruit salad covered in sugars and whip cream is healthy because it has fruit in it. Hmmm no.
Some people have wondered why it seems that every person in rural Georgia weighs a minimum of 300 lbs and dies at age 50. Now we know.

[sa_butta]

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20080304-donutz.jpg (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_127127,00.html)

:vomit:

[baseline bum]

Why don't they just make a fucking omelet, cover it in potatoes, and stuff it inside a filled glaze donut?

[peewee's lovechild]

I like your thinking there.

[SpursWoman]

I love Paula Dean, but her voice drives me crazy, y'all.

Her vegetable beef soup recipe is to die for ... and I don't mean because it's full of butter and sugar, it's actually pretty healthy as far as anything she makes goes. :lol

[to21]

NT, I'd rather eat a muff burger.

I'm jus sayn'.

[Fillmoe]

a fur burger?

[to21]

a fur burger?Why not? Light on the fur for me though.

[CuckingFunt]

Sweet + burger = yucky.

[Dex]

Fuck that. I'll take an In 'N Out 100x100.

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/113/2202/400/Halloween2004%20086.jpg

[Shelly]

Doesn't Mac Donald's already serve that thing?

I think you're thinking of the McGriddle and it's mighty tasty!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you're thinking of the McGriddle and it's mighty tasty!


There is no way that's tasty.

[to21]

I think she was thinkn' about the McGizzle.

[curtismedellin]

I think she was thinkn' about the McGizzle.

No, she's talkin' about the McShits you get 2 hours later.

[sa_kid20]

Fuck that. I'll take an In 'N Out 100x100.

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/113/2202/400/Halloween2004%20086.jpg
Oh hell yeah! I first tried one two years ago when i went to visit my uncle in California and they are amazing. I wish we had em' in San Antonio.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20080304-donutz.jpg (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_127127,00.html)

:vomit:


I actually think that burger looks pretty tasty.

[whottt]

That burger is pretty revolting...but does it compare to the Elvis Killer?


The Fools Gold Loaf:

The ingredients:


1 loaf of Italian bread.


1 jar Smucker's grape jelly.


1 jar Skippy's peanut butter.


1 stick butter.


1 pound bacon.


Estimated serving size: 8-20. Or Elvis.

[mrsmaalox]

I think she was thinkn' about the McGizzle.

Oh stupid me! Of course that's what I was thinking about!!! :p:

[dimsah]

I love Paula Deen. She has a real simple key lime pie recipe that is fucking awesome.

[Pablo Escobar]

i think it would be better if it was a sausage instead of a patty
but it still lokks mighty tasty to me and the mcgriddle is off the hook
could eat that shit everyday is like a breakfast deluxe in your plam
what more could you ask for

[SpursWoman]

That burger is pretty revolting...but does it compare to the Elvis Killer?


The Fools Gold Loaf:

The ingredients:


1 loaf of Italian bread.


1 jar Smucker's grape jelly.


1 jar Skippy's peanut butter.


1 stick butter.


1 pound bacon.


Estimated serving size: 8-20. Or Elvis.

I've never tried it with peanut butter or butter ... but bacon & (grape) jelly sandwiches are really good. :tu

[whottt]

I've never tried it with peanut butter or butter ... but bacon & (grape) jelly sandwiches are really good. :tu


Yeah...you can kind of get an idea for what it's going to taste like by the bacon and grape jelly thing...lots of us have had that taste either or accidentally or intentionally just by eating breakfast.


I have made one after reading the story behind it...Elvis liked these so much he actually had his private jet fly his enitre posse to Denver from Memphis in the middle of the night to get one from the restaurant that originated them.


I personally wasn't that impressed with the actual sandwhich I made...though it is interesting to eat something that will put you on the verge of both cardiac arrest and diabetes at the same time.


I have a feeling that donut burger is probably similar...although that Fried Egg is probably too healthy for the rest of the sandwich.