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Johnny_Blaze_47
01-11-2005, 12:15 PM
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/15879802?source=PA

Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

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Ouch.

NameDropper
01-11-2005, 12:32 PM
I've heard the saying, "I'd give my left nut for.." but never heard of it actually happening.

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 12:45 PM
Hell hath no fury......... :devil

Useruser666
01-11-2005, 01:06 PM
~~~~shiver~~~~

travis2
01-11-2005, 01:11 PM
User, whether you realize it or not, that left one of yours is already spoken for. You are merely being allowed to maintain it on your person.

:lol

*looking frantically for SW, confirming escape routes, checking helmet, flak jacket, kevlar cup, etc*

gophergeorge
01-11-2005, 01:23 PM
Is this one of those.... A nut in the hand is better than two in a sac?

bigzak25
01-11-2005, 01:38 PM
NO means NO bitch. hope she gets the chair.

Hook Dem
01-11-2005, 01:49 PM
NO means NO bitch. hope she gets the chair.
You tell 'em Zak! I know you wouldn't let those women do that to you! :lol

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 01:57 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Useruser666
01-11-2005, 01:59 PM
Like he would stop a woman going down on him in time to stop it!

Yonivore
01-11-2005, 02:06 PM
"She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: 'That's yours.'"
Dayum!

Taco
01-11-2005, 02:39 PM
I don't have to worry about this!!!!! :nope










.....
Mrs Taco keeps mine in her purse:depressed ;)


:lmao

ShoogarBear
01-11-2005, 06:56 PM
A major question is going unanswered here:

Who the F was the "friend" who handed it back to him?

:wow

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-11-2005, 07:03 PM
Kinky.







Sounds like my kind of woman.

ShoogarBear
01-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Rumors are that a Mrs. J. Christie from the U.S. has been in contact with Ms. Monti.

Spurminator
01-11-2005, 07:08 PM
Man, that dude's got some serious ball.

Guru of Nothing
01-11-2005, 09:50 PM
Talk about a thread being completely useless without pictures.

If I ever found myself in that "position," I'd have two eyeballs in my hand to show for my missing nut.

samikeyp
01-11-2005, 09:50 PM
damn. Mom was right....never piss a woman off! :)

timvp
01-11-2005, 09:59 PM
A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.

:smokin

Experiment2100
01-11-2005, 10:00 PM
That sorta begs the question, would you rather be bobitized or one nutted. Keep in mind, surgery will fix the problem.

timvp
01-11-2005, 10:02 PM
B.

samikeyp
01-11-2005, 10:02 PM
That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.

The secret to a successful marriage. I have learned that as well. :)

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 10:30 PM
That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.

:smokin



:lol :lol

Hook Dem
01-11-2005, 11:41 PM
Talk about a thread being completely useless without pictures.

If I ever found myself in that "position," I'd have two eyeballs in my hand to show for my missing nut.
For you GON http://tinypic.com/18evz4

3rdCoast
01-12-2005, 12:16 AM
mayne, if a girl could ever fit her hands all the way around my package, she can do whatever she wants.

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-12-2005, 12:18 AM
mayne, if a girl could ever fit her hands all the way around my package, she can do whatever she wants.

Maybe that girl from Taco Bell can put it in a shell for you.

3rdCoast
01-12-2005, 12:29 AM
that fine ass thick ass black goddess from taco bell can do whatever she wants with me. im tellin ya kid, ima put it down on her

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-12-2005, 12:30 AM
I might have to break my self-imposed ban of ever entering a Taco Bell to see this woman.

3rdCoast
01-12-2005, 12:32 AM
get ur ass over to my crib off culebra and grissom and we will go and i will show u how fine she is. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-12-2005, 12:38 AM
get ur ass over to my crib off culebra and grissom and we will go and i will show u how fine she is. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Can't. Editing two stories so that I can give them to the Copy Desk as soon as I get to SM in the morning.

You should come to a GTG. You're close to NW Crossing. Kori's not too far from here as well as a number of other ST'ers.

3rdCoast
01-12-2005, 12:49 AM
ill come, and i will bring tha fine taco bell girl.

ididnotnothat
01-12-2005, 04:39 PM
A major question is going unanswered here:

Who the F was the "friend" who handed it back to him?

:wow

Someone with balls.