Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Shelly]

Get yer drink on, but don't drive if you do!

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[peewee's lovechild]

I want one of those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirts.

[ATRAIN]

I want one of those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirts.


but your not irish

[ComfortablyNumb]

I don't need no shirt. The ladies just kiss me of their own free will.

[peewee's lovechild]

but your not irish

I beg to differ.

I'm Irish every weekend.
This past weekend I drank two cases of beer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't need no shirt. The ladies just kiss me of their own free will.

But, the shirt would make it so much easier on a day like this.

[SpursWoman]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy? :drunk

[ComfortablyNumb]

But, the shirt would make it so much easier on a day like this.

So will a few drinks.

[ATRAIN]

I beg to differ.

I'm Irish every weekend.
This past weekend I drank two cases of beer.

That means nothing, you should wear a shirt that says Kiss me Im a beaner

[ComfortablyNumb]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy? :drunk

My father was 1/2 drunk which explains my love of adult beverages.

[peewee's lovechild]

So will a few drinks.

:lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That means nothing, you should wear a shirt that says Kiss me Im a beaner

I have that tatooed on my gut.

It has stretched out since I got it when I was 15.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy? :drunk

I'm 4/4 Aztec.

We love the brew.

[ATRAIN]

I have that tatooed on my gut.

It has stretched out since I got it when I was 15.


Don't you mean on the small of your back, you know the tramp stamp!!

[SpursWoman]

My father was 1/2 drunk which explains my love of adult beverages.


I was also conceived on St. Patrick's Day ... my dad was drunk and my mom had her hair dyed green. I told my dad that was way more information than I needed, but the Irish part of him was pretty damn proud of himself. :spin

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't you mean on the small of your back, you know the tramp stamp!!

Na, that one says "Petra".

She was my first serious girlfriend.

I have to explain that one every time I'm with somebody new.

[ATRAIN]

Na, that one says "Petra".

She was my first serious girlfriend.

I have to explain that one every time I'm with somebody new.


LOL so you bend over for all your new guys/girls?

[Shelly]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL so you bend over for all your new guys/girls?

Na, but I do let them lick my ass.

I even let them give me a tossed salad when I'm drunk enough.

[ATRAIN]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.


So is everyone Mexican on Cinco de Mayo? My stupid white friends act like they are. I think I might have to get me a pint of the black stuff (dyed green of course) tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.

I'm having a Guiness casserole.
It consists of 15-20 Guiness beers.

It's like a casserole, but you serve it in a gigantic glass.

[ATRAIN]

Na, but I do let them lick my ass.

I even let them give me a tossed salad when I'm drunk enough.


You know somehow I believe you.

[ATRAIN]

I'm having a Guiness casserole.
It consists of 15-20 Guiness beers.

It's like a casserole, but you serve it in a gigantic glass.


Your going to have massive beer shits tomm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your going to have massive beer shits tomm.

Na, I'm a Guiness veteran.

I can drink that stuff till kingdom come.

[Richard Cranium]

I stopped by O'Reilley's for some oil this morning.

[ATRAIN]

Na, I'm a Guiness veteran.

I can drink that stuff till kingdom come.


BS I could kick your ass in a Guiness drink off.

[peewee's lovechild]

BS I could kick your ass in a Guiness drink off.

Dude, I spent two weeks in Ireland where I did nothing but eat fish and chips and drink Guiness all day.

I would destroy you in a Guiness drink off.

I even competed with some locals in drink offs when I was there.

[T Park]

I wouldn't do it Atrain.

I think he could even out drink Peter Griffen.

[baseline bum]

Fuck, I was Irish enough on Saturday. I don;t need to be any more cultured today.

[Colby O'Bryant]

Aye, back atcha birdy. I'm up to ninety for some Ri-Ra tonight. Me an' me muckers will be on the piss all night, feckin steamboats. Hoping to throw it in with some bettys.

Met me one molly with wopper fun bags last year, got me a case of Willy Wonka after horsin it into her ringpiece all night.

[peewee's lovechild]

Aye, back atcha birdy. I'm up to ninety for some Ri-Ra tonight. Me an' me muckers will be on the piss all night, feckin steamboats. Hoping to throw it in with some bettys.

Met me one molly with wopper fun bags last year, got me a case of Willy Wonka after horsin it into her ringpiece all night.


You kinda sound like a combination of an Irishman and a London East Ender there.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, I spent two weeks in Ireland where I did nothing but eat fish and chips and drink Guiness all day.

I would destroy you in a Guiness drink off.

I even competed with some locals in drink offs when I was there.


I call bullshit

[peewee's lovechild]

I call bullshit

Look at my myspace.

I've got pictures to prove it.

You would die of alcohol poisoning if you had a drink off with me.

[ATRAIN]

Look at my myspace.

I've got pictures to prove it.

You would die of alcohol poisoning if you had a drink off with me.


HA I seriously doubt that.

[peewee's lovechild]

HA I seriously doubt that.

I drank an entire bottle of Tequila two weekends ago and woke up in the morning to feed my baby, make breakfast, and clean my car.

This past weekend I drank two cases of Winter Ale, half a bottle of Southern Comfort, and some Budweiser. I forgot how many Buds I drank because I was shit faced.

I would destroy you in a drink off.

[mrsmaalox]

I drank an entire bottle of Tequila two weekends ago and woke up in the morning to feed my baby, make breakfast, and clean my car.

This past weekend I drank two cases of Winter Ale, half a bottle of Southern Comfort, and some Budweiser. I forgot how many Buds I drank because I was shit faced.

I would destroy you in a drink off.

Wow. You should be proud. :lol

[ATRAIN]

I drank an entire bottle of Tequila two weekends ago and woke up in the morning to feed my baby, make breakfast, and clean my car.

This past weekend I drank two cases of Winter Ale, half a bottle of Southern Comfort, and some Budweiser. I forgot how many Buds I drank because I was shit faced.

I would destroy you in a drink off.


In a drink off you would piss your pants before I even got a buzz

[peewee's lovechild]

In a drink off you would piss your pants before I even got a buzz

I piss nothing but beer all day.

My blood has been replaced by alcohol.

I'm serious, you would die in a drink off.

I don't want to be responsible for your death.