What Do You Think Is the Funniest Phrase Ever?

[MrChug]

I only have one of mine that makes me laugh, but feel free to submit any of your fav's:

"THAT REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!"

I don't know, but that's just fucking hilarious to me....

[Heath Ledger]

Man it smells like upnigga in here!

[midgetonadonkey]

Gotta get a little stank on my hang low.

[peewee's lovechild]

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

[leemajors]

bend up and smell my anal vapor, your face is my toilet paper.

- the mentors.

[BacktoBasics]

I had a blue hair once tell me.

"Well son you're slicker than owl shit on a brass knob."

[monosylab1k]

Anything said by R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

[mrsmaalox]

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

[samikeyp]

"you got the fuzzy end of the lollypop on that one."

[baseline bum]

I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"You're the father."

- Maury Povich

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Change"

[Michael Scott]

That's What She Said!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Yes we Can"

[mrsmaalox]

Viva's up to his old tricks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva's up to his old tricks.yes i can

[ATRAIN]

Viva's up to his old tricks.


Following Viva around again I see.

[mrsmaalox]

Following Viva around again I see.

Following me around again I see ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Following me around again I see ;)oh i wanna play!

[ATRAIN]

Following me around again I see ;)


You must have me mistaken for someone else, but hey Viva wants to play so Ill leave you two be.

[mrsmaalox]

oh i wanna play!

Well okay, but I get to be the "teacher" :lol

[T Park]

Go get your shinebox.

[ATRAIN]

Once it hits your lips it just tastes so good - Frank the Tank

[ATRAIN]

Lets Hug It Out Bitch - Ari Gold

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well okay, but I get to be the "teacher" :lolb5t5GukrWOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU

[dallaskd]

I always laugh when someone says "you got your thumb up your ass"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And the Oscar goes to...Marissa Tomei.

[ATRAIN]

Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Dignam: That wasn't a joke. Just because you play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one you lace-curtain, Irish fucking pussy!

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.

AND THE GREATEST

Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.


Dignam made the Departed funny. I love that movie.

[Geezerballer]

Queer as a catfart.

[SpursWoman]

I don't know about funny ... but one of my favorites is "uglier than homemade sin"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

as vicious as a boxful of kittens.

[CosmicCowboy]

I don't know about funniest ever but I heard one the other day that made me laugh...a crew was putting up a metal building at the ranch and the conversation went something like this:

lead guy: Son, are your hands cold?
helper: huh?
lead guy: Are your hands cold? do you need some gloves?
helper: uhhhh no
lead guy: Then get your fucking hands out of your pockets and get to work!

[BigZak]

I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

[T Park]

Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Dignam: That wasn't a joke. Just because you play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one you lace-curtain, Irish fucking pussy!

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.

AND THE GREATEST

Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.


Dignam made the Departed funny. I love that movie.

Dingam was classic :lol

[BigZak]

I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!

[tlongII]

Probably something I said. I don't what exactly though...

[CubanMustGo]

Probably something I said. I don't what exactly though...

I got your back, it was when you said "Portland will make the playoffs."

[MrChug]

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

FTW! :lmao

[marini martini]

I'm gonna knock your dick stiff :lmao :lmao :lmao

[slayermin]

Anything said by R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

[mrsmaalox]

I'm gonna knock your dick stiff :lmao :lmao :lmao
wtf? I never heard of that one. Who says it?

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=mrsmaalox]wtf? I never heard of that one. Who says it?[/QUOTEim

Well, once upon a time, a long time ago. Read ur P.M.

[slayermin]

If your from Texas or the south,
"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya."

[slayermin]

"Big talker, Betty Crocker."

[Mister Sinister]

Banky: Guy's got a bladder like an infant.

Hooper X: Funny, he says you're hung like an infant.

Banky: Oh, must his mother tell him everything?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Bi-curious = gay