Kristin Davis Sextape? (Sex and the City Star doing the nasty)

[Kermit]

You be the judge... NSFW NSFW NSFW (and this isn't a link to the video)

http://defamer.com/369133/three-reasons-why-we-think-the-kristin-davis-sex-tape-is-for-real

[Viva Las Espuelas]

eh. not interested. the girl needs to eat.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude, get me a link to the video.

I don't need pictures.
I need video.

[florige]

Thats freakin her. Unless she has a twin sister or something.

[BacktoBasics]

Where the fuck is the video dammit.

[dallaskd]

someone pm me the video

[Jimcs50]

How did my tape get out??? The little bitch was supposed to keep this for herself.....what is my wife going to think?

:bang

[Kermit]

The video's for sale. I'm sure that if you had $2 million you could buy it because if it exists, that's how much it's going cost (for the rights).

[T Park]

Yeah where is this supposed "video"

[Pistons < Spurs]

I don't think it's her....Here's another photo from the video. Looks nothing like her.

And if it IS her....someone hook her up with a Free Quattro!

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7900/kristindavissextape2copph1.jpg



Here's the uncensored (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/kristin-davis-has-a-sex-tape.html) photos

[Kermit]

Does pubic hair get a thread moved into the troll forum?

[JoeChalupa]

I've always found her to be the hottest on the show. But I am partial to brunettes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Still no video?

Y'all are chumps.

[T Park]

Damn someone take a hedgetrimmer to that shit...

[Shelly]

The one picture looks like here, but some of them don't. I'm not too sure it's her.

[Shelly]

Still no video?

Y'all are chumps.

I don't think there is a video. Just pictures.

[Marklar MM]

They are pictures because the guy is shopping the video. He is releasing pics to garner interest from the porn companies.

[Shelly]

TMZ has learned that approximately 20 salacious photos dating back five years have re-surfaced featuring what looks like Davis in several compromising positions. We hear the pics were taken by an ex-boyfriend and are now being shopped by a broker from California.

[MannyIsGod]

eh. not interested. the girl needs to eat.:lol not interesed in Kirstin Davis who is all kinds of hot yet you're into Ashbeigh.



:lmao

[Warlord23]

The nose is the giveaway ... it's definitely her.

[TDMVPDPOY]

is there a clearer pic what she actually looks like?

[1369]

Still no video?

Y'all are chumps.

You fail at the internets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[CuckingFunt]

You fail at the internets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)Easily the highlight of my day.

[1369]

Easily the highlight of my day.

Really? More than this?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/importchick21/haha.gif

[MannyIsGod]

The sad thing is everytime I get rick rolled, I end up watching a good portion of the video. I don't know if its the hair or the dancing that draws me in, but something does.

[dallaskd]

You fail at the internets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

I just got rickrolled

[Shelly]

The sad thing is everytime I get rick rolled, I end up watching a good portion of the video. I don't know if its the hair or the dancing that draws me in, but something does.

It's the Barry White voice coming out of a red headed white boy.

[CuckingFunt]

Really? More than this?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/importchick21/haha.gif

Yes, but that may be a close second.

[CuckingFunt]

The sad thing is everytime I get rick rolled, I end up watching a good portion of the video. I don't know if its the hair or the dancing that draws me in, but something does.I watch the whole damn thing. Every single time.

While dancing like an idiot.



It's really sad that nostalgia has made me love that song so much.

[Shelly]

I watch the whole damn thing. Every single time.

While dancing like an idiot.



It's really sad that nostalgia has made me love that song so much.

Didn't he have another hit? I'm drawing a blank

[1369]

Didn't he have another hit? I'm drawing a blank

Hit number one in 1988 (What were we thinking?)

B62p-dEfUZM

[CuckingFunt]

Hit number one in 1988 (What were we thinking?)
Every generation has crappy music. If forced to make the decision, I'd buy a Rick Astley CD over Clay Aiken, for example, ten times out of ten.

[CharlieMac]

Gotta love the internets.

[T Park]

That video is no longer available it says

[Herschel Walker]

The sad thing is everytime I get rick rolled, I end up watching a good portion of the video. I don't know if its the hair or the dancing that draws me in, but something does.

Probably your homosexual affinity for Conan O'Brien look-alikes.

[MannyIsGod]

Probably your homosexual affinity for Conan O'Brien look-alikes.That might be it.

[MannyIsGod]

It's the Barry White voice coming out of a red headed white boy.Now that you pointed that out its really starting to creep me out.

[MannyIsGod]

Enough about bad music. Back to the subject at hand.

http://ocasionalidades.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/kirstindavis.jpg

I bet I could get Jess to have a threesome with that!

[T Park]

nice nips.

[1369]

http://ocasionalidades.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/kirstindavis.jpg

My bunk....I'll be in it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/solcofn/Kristen_DavisEsquire.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol not interesed in Kirstin Davis who is all kinds of hot yet you're into Ashbeigh.



:lmaonah. this is just too easy.

[Jekka]

Enough about bad music. Back to the subject at hand.

http://ocasionalidades.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/kirstindavis.jpg

I bet I could get Jess to have a threesome with that!
Anytime. But no cameras :toast

[Shelly]

Sorry, guys. No tape.


Kristin Davis, B/F, B/F's Friend -- Bad Three-Way

Posted Mar 18th 2008 6:44PM by TMZ Staff

So those Kristin Davis photos making the rounds ... We've now been in touch with someone involved in the whole deal, and here's what we know.

The photos, we're told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That's right, they are just photos -- no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it's not quite 20.

We're told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh?

The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we're told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Must've been during her Melrose Place days.

[mrsmaalox]

That guy she's blowing has a bit of a gut; why would he want anyone to see that?

[Jekka]

That guy she's blowing has a bit of a gut; why would he want anyone to see that?
Because that's not how guys think about it. What guy would see a gut when Kristin Davis is south of it looking like she's having a good time?

[CuckingFunt]

The toothy picture looks like a bit of a threat.

[Shelly]

That guy she's blowing has a bit of a gut; why would he want anyone to see that?

Dudette, people watched porn with Ron Jeremy in it.

Nuff said. :vomit

[CuckingFunt]

Dudette, people watched porn with Ron Jeremy in it.

Nuff said. :vomitStill watch. Present tense.

I don't know why (or how), but apparently that fucker is still making new movies.

[Shelly]

Still watch. Present tense.

I don't know why (or how), but apparently that fucker is still making new movies.

There oughta be a law ...

[CuckingFunt]

There oughta be a law ...That if you have to hold your own gut out of the way in order to facilitate a blowjob, you shouldn't be engaging in said activity on camera. And/or with the lights on?

I heartily agree.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Still watch. Present tense.

I don't know why (or how), but apparently that fucker is still making new movies.Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get fucked while he jacks off.

[lefty]

I don't want to watch that horror movie

[Shelly]

Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get fucked while he jacks off.


That's just wrong. He needs to be put out to pasture.

[florige]

That guy she's blowing has a bit of a gut; why would he want anyone to see that?


His face isn't there, why would he give a crap... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get fucked while he jacks off.
I get really bored with porn (you know, how many possible variations on a single theme?); but this new one sounds like it could be rather comical...

[CuckingFunt]

His face isn't there, why would he give a crap... :lolAnd even if it was, he's getting blown by Kristin Davis. If anything, the gut makes him even more of a pimp.

[florige]

And even if it was, he's getting blown by Kristin Davis. If anything, the gut makes him even more of a pimp.


Good point. Someone making fun of me for having a gut. I ask them when is the last time have you gotten a blow job from a smoking hot celebrity who happens to be my girlfriend. Obviously she likes it.

[ShoogarBear]

Still watch. Present tense.
I wouldn't have guessed he was your type.

[mrsmaalox]

Good point. Someone making fun of me for having a gut. I ask them when is the last time have you gotten a blow job from a smoking hot celebrity who happens to be my girlfriend. Obviously she likes it.
Don't get me wrong, my abdomen has plenty of it's own issues. But it could be freakin' Johnny Depp going down on me and I would NOT be putting it out there for the world to see :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't have guessed he was your type.Eeewwwwww.

I wasn't referring to myself. I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.

[ShoogarBear]

Eeewwwwww.

I wasn't referring to myself. I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.So then I guess mouse has no shot with you.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1339/mouse5zp5.jpg
(http://lh5.google.com/koriellis/Rf-bt4sWbEI/AAAAAAAAAPE/WibxQQTR2HI/heat5.jpg?imgmax=576)

[marini martini]

So then I guess mouse has no shot with you.

http://lh5.google.com/koriellis/Rf-bt4sWbEI/AAAAAAAAAPE/WibxQQTR2HI/heat5.jpg?imgmax=576


:lmao :lmao :lmao

Ron Jeremy

[mrsmaalox]

Someone must have that picture of Mouse sprawled in a very seductive Jeremy-esque pose

[MannyIsGod]

Someone must have that picture of Mouse sprawled in a very seductive Jeremy-esque poseDon't act like you don't have it saved to your hard drive.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't act like you don't have it saved to your hard drive.

Right now I wish I did!! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.Ha ha. Nice pun, I just realized.