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peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 01:51 PM
and now I'm having a massive fart attack.

What gives?

florige
03-19-2008, 01:59 PM
All that damn cheese!! :lol next time just get the pizza with sauce only.

Mr.Bottomtooth
03-19-2008, 02:15 PM
What kind?

mrsmaalox
03-19-2008, 02:18 PM
Thanks for the warning!

thispego
03-19-2008, 02:20 PM
this is so stupid. i really hate spurstalk lately

ATRAIN
03-19-2008, 02:20 PM
Hey Maalox hook the guy up with some antacids

mrsmaalox
03-19-2008, 02:25 PM
Hey Maalox hook the guy up with some antacids

I'm afraid anti-acids are not what he needs. Anti-flatulents maybe. I'm afraid that is not my forte!

TheSanityAnnex
03-19-2008, 02:28 PM
this is so stupid. i really hate spurstalk latelyNo shit. I've seen aol chatrooms with better discussion going on.

Heath Ledger
03-19-2008, 02:31 PM
Chase it with half a box of Raisin Bran and now you're talking.

ATRAIN
03-19-2008, 02:32 PM
No shit. I've seen aol chatrooms with better discussion going on.


and yet you still contribute

TheSanityAnnex
03-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Contributing would have been along the lines of..........


oh peewee you are so funny. i ate pizza once and it made mee fart too! maybe we can both eat pizza together and fart. rofl lol lol rofl!!! hey peewee, you got any pictures of semi-hot chicks naked eating pizza?!?! pm me haha!

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:41 PM
No shit. I've seen aol chatrooms with better discussion going on.

My farts smell like roses.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Contributing would have been along the lines of..........

No, no.

It's more like Texas Mountain Laurel.

T Park
03-19-2008, 02:47 PM
No shit. I've seen aol chatrooms with better discussion going on.

Why do you hang out in AOL chatrooms?

ATRAIN
03-19-2008, 02:49 PM
Why do you hang out in AOL chatrooms?


LOL do they even still have AOL chatrooms? Thats all 1997-00

TheSanityAnnex
03-19-2008, 02:50 PM
Thats all 1997-00Thank you for making my point.

JoeChalupa
03-19-2008, 02:51 PM
I had chinese and when I fart it sounds like kung pao.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:51 PM
Last night I had a slumber party.

Me and the girls talked all night long.

We even had a pillow fight.

It was fun.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:52 PM
I had chinese and when I fart it sounds like kung pao.

When I eat Chinese, my farts smell like human remains.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:53 PM
I want to invite TSA to my next slumber party.

I'm sure he has sooooooooo many cool stories to share with the rest of us.

It will be fun.

CuckingFunt
03-19-2008, 02:53 PM
I used to think AOL chatrooms were quite entertaining.

I was 18 at the time, and the internets were still all shiny and new.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-19-2008, 02:54 PM
Just trying to make 5k come a little bit faster.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 02:55 PM
Just trying to make 5k come a little bit faster.

You need to post a little more.

T Park
03-19-2008, 02:56 PM
I used to think AOL chatrooms were quite entertaining.

I was 18 at the time, and the internets were still all shiny and new.

Yeah that was fall of 98 for me :lol

JoeChalupa
03-19-2008, 02:58 PM
When I eat Chinese, my farts smell like human remains.

Don't you mean human waste?

mrsmaalox
03-19-2008, 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesanityannex

oh peewee you are so funny. i ate pizza once and it made mee fart too! maybe we can both eat pizza together and fart. rofl lol lol rofl!!! hey peewee, you got any pictures of semi-hot chicks naked eating pizza?!?! pm me haha!


Wow I wonder who he was mocking there? :lmao

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 03:01 PM
Don't you mean human waste?

No, I mean that they kill people and stir fry them.

I'm pretty sure that is why Chinese food tastes like shit.

Los Spurs
03-19-2008, 03:01 PM
I had a crab plate for lunch. It was good until I saw a roach leg on my salad. YUK!

They only charged me for my tea.

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 03:02 PM
I have a pair of pink slippers for TSA for the next slumber party.

They. Are. Sooooo. Cute.

florige
03-19-2008, 03:06 PM
No, I mean that they kill people and stir fry them.

I'm pretty sure that is why Chinese food tastes like shit.


Thats because you have never had Egg foo yung before.... :hungry:

JoeChalupa
03-19-2008, 03:06 PM
No, I mean that they kill people and stir fry them.

I'm pretty sure that is why Chinese food tastes like shit.

Chinese food is the shit!!!

mrsmaalox
03-19-2008, 03:12 PM
No, I mean that they kill people and stir fry them.

I'm pretty sure that is why Chinese food tastes like shit.

Well then who are the ones that do dogs? Is it just Koreans and Phillipinos?

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 03:14 PM
Thats because you have never had Cumof Sum Yung Guy before.... :hungry:

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 03:15 PM
Well then who are the ones that do dogs? Is it just Koreans and Phillipinos?

I've heard about Koreans eating dog, not sure about the Chinese.

Shelly
03-19-2008, 03:16 PM
I had chinese and when I fart it sounds like kung pao.

Okay...that was funny! :lol

mrsmaalox
03-19-2008, 03:19 PM
I've heard about Koreans eating dog, not sure about the Chinese.

When I was in China, my regular place to eat was called "Yung Fuk". The house specialty was field mouse soup. :vomit:

El Nino
03-19-2008, 03:20 PM
It's Cream Of Sum Yung Gai, you're supposed to give it a double meaning, good lord peewee is so fucking retarded.

And I can't belive I just posted in the worst thread in forum history. This thread sucks more balls than The Quattro.

Los Spurs
03-19-2008, 03:21 PM
I thought this was a thread about pizza???

T Park
03-19-2008, 03:21 PM
I have a pair of pink slippers for TSA for the next slumber party.

They. Are. Sooooo. Cute.


:lol

peewee's lovechild
03-19-2008, 03:22 PM
It's Cream Of Sum Yung Gai, you're supposed to give it a double meaning, good lord peewee is so fucking retarded.

And I can't belive I just posted in the worst thread in forum history. This thread sucks more balls than The Quattro.

You rock, Nino.

I'll send you a special invite to the slumber party as well.

You sound like tons of fun.

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-19-2008, 05:18 PM
When I eat Chinese, my farts smell like human remains.


Ahhh...ancient Chinese secret!

debo
03-19-2008, 05:29 PM
I had chinese and when I fart it sounds like kung pao.

when i had chinese my farts smelt like stray up shit. so i checked my underwear and what do ya know there were skid marks everywhere