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dougp
03-20-2008, 01:22 PM
So this woman I knew was walking down the hallway at work in front of me. Let me describe the scene and it will help you understand the importance of the fact that she was walking in front of me. The hallway is bare bones drab white walls with very few doors. It runs down the center of the office because we have one of those neat modern offices where the office areas for the big wigs are all in the center which gives the hallways a chance to go down the windows. We call all look out the windows any time we want because they aren't behind the closed doors of the executives. It's actually a neat thing, but the important parts are in the center of the building such as the stairwell and other items and are hidden by a long hallway that people sometimes use as a short cut.

Anyway, this woman... Woman. I say woman because she's older than I am. She's actually in her late 30s but hides it very well. It's almost guaranteed that she's going to wear a short dress or skirt. It's never flamboyant, never flashy, always a solid or lightly striped color of grey or black. She's almost always wears a blouse of some sort. Most of the time she doesn't have a jacket on over her blouse and its pretty obvious that she pays close attention to the style bra she wears because its guaranteed to be seen through the thin material. She's thin, a little too thin for my ideal liking but I think that's because her olive skin makes her look thinner and her straight brown hair doesn't do anything to make her look any larger either. She's definitely attractive. I pay close attention to shoes when I'm in the office. For some reason shoes do it for me. Any female can buy a suit but it takes a strong personality to really pull of a pair unique, sexy looking heels.

Anyway again.... this woman is walking in front of me and since the hallway is clear of those that might catch me while I'm following her my eyes begin to wander and I actually start to daydream a bit about me with her. We have "quiet rooms". These are rooms that are literally just rooms with couches in them with phones and dim lighting. I swear they are there so women can pump milk out of their boobs for their kids later on, but none the less again, its modern so they are there. As guys we always joke about hooking up with people in the "quiet room" and seeing how loud we can be in there. So that's where my mind goes. I envision getting this woman in the quiet room. Well right when I get to one of the best parts of the daydream all of a sudden she step by step, Day by day, A fresh start over, A different hand to play, The deeper we fall, The stronger we stay, And we'll be better, The second time around.

BacktoBasics
03-20-2008, 01:40 PM
6.9/10 B+

CuckingFunt
03-20-2008, 01:48 PM
6.9/10 B+Since when is 69% a B+ ?

You fail at grade scales.

Twisted_Dawg
03-20-2008, 01:51 PM
...You lost me at that long hallway.

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-20-2008, 01:53 PM
Just as a fair warning, if you start a story like that and finish it the way you did the end result is mental images of Patrick Duffy nailing Suzanne Sommers.

BacktoBasics
03-20-2008, 01:58 PM
Since when is 69% a B+ ?

You fail at grade scales.I work on a 1-10 scale in each of the letters available

1-10 A
1-10 B
1-10 C
1-10 D
1-10 F

Its all about fine tuning.

MannyIsGod
03-20-2008, 01:59 PM
Meh

E20
03-20-2008, 02:02 PM
WTF? I don't get it. How are you in trouble?

E20
03-20-2008, 02:03 PM
Maybe you should whistle for a cab or something.

baseline bum
03-20-2008, 02:15 PM
Fuck. What happened to moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?

Avitus1
03-20-2008, 02:17 PM
Whistling for a cab would've been loads better.

You get an E for effort.

katyon6th
03-20-2008, 02:21 PM
I stopped reading at the blouse thing. Fucking stalker.

tlongII
03-20-2008, 02:23 PM
Is this a Fresh Prince thread?

MannyIsGod
03-20-2008, 02:31 PM
Doesn't anyone else wish Tlongs sn was Tschlong?

Dex
03-20-2008, 02:31 PM
I stopped reading at the blouse thing. Fucking stalker.

You're lucky you didn't get to the part about the shoes, then.

I really wish I knew what the fuck is going on in this thread. And I don't care if that makes me a little lamer.

thispego
03-20-2008, 02:39 PM
step by step sucked

midgetonadonkey
03-20-2008, 02:42 PM
step by step sucked

I agree. It was a terrible Brady Bunch knock off.

The oldest sister was pretty hot though.

peewee's lovechild
03-20-2008, 02:48 PM
I don't even remember the people in that show.

thispego
03-20-2008, 02:51 PM
I agree. It was a terrible Brady Bunch knock off.

The oldest sister was pretty hot though.
not quite suzanne sommers hot

E20
03-20-2008, 02:53 PM
Dana, Karen, and Al when she grew up all were pretty hot.

peewee's lovechild
03-20-2008, 02:55 PM
Sue Sommers looks cross eyed, like a big nosed Ashbeeigh.

dougp
03-20-2008, 02:58 PM
I stopped reading at the blouse thing. Fucking stalker.
Ouch! :depressed


I figured for not posting for a long time in the Club I could come back with something.

mrsmaalox
03-20-2008, 03:07 PM
Ouch! :depressed


I figured for not posting for a long time in the Club I could come back with something.

Well then come back with something! Sheesh!

Mister Sinister
03-20-2008, 03:16 PM
Yo, holmes, to Bel-Air!

Homeland Security
03-20-2008, 03:37 PM
A cheap knock-off of inferior quality.

Mr.Bottomtooth
03-20-2008, 03:57 PM
Maybe you should whistle for a cab or something.
:lmao

thispego
03-20-2008, 04:54 PM
Sue Sommers looks cross eyed, like a big nosed Ashbeeigh.
:rolleyes

Heath Ledger
03-20-2008, 07:50 PM
Take a cold shower man.

Herschel Walker
03-20-2008, 07:51 PM
women love it when you stand directly behind them and stare at their shoes. I recommend a better leading story next time. It has to be longer too in order to actually make people agitated that you wasted a significant portion of their time.

LocosPorJuana
03-20-2008, 09:03 PM
this has sexual harassment written all over it. =0 )

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-21-2008, 12:25 PM
From reading your post I can't figure out how you're in trouble unless you had your junk out and were spanking it while walking down the hall.

Then, if she turned around and saw you, started laughing and pointing, but then made a bee-line for the boss's office who just happens to be her husband and a former NFL linebacker who pulls out a .357 magnum from his desk drawer along with a pair of vice grips and chases you out into the street as you run frantically trying to hail a cab as he gets closer....then....then we'd have something to discuss.





As it is...not so much.

PM5K
03-24-2008, 01:31 AM
I give that an F...

Imagine I tried to RickRoll you but sent you a link to Mc Hammer, doesn't really make sense does it?

J.T.
03-24-2008, 01:37 AM
I give that an F...

Imagine I tried to RickRoll you but sent you a link to Mc Hammer, doesn't really make sense does it?

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii133/vintagerock78/SpursTalk/hammerbros.jpg

Dirk Nowitzki
03-24-2008, 01:48 AM
Step by step was anything but a show for kids. The parents were always horny. :lol