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thispego
03-20-2008, 05:52 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article937659.ece (Argentinean police launched investigation into live gnome in a pointy hat that's been scaring the bejeesus out of people.)

By VIRGINIA WHEELER

Published: 19 Mar 2008

COPS in a town plagued by sightings of a creepy 'gnome' have launched a full-scale investigation - after records showed locals have reported seeing the creature for DECADES.
The knee-high person - who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk – was caught on video two weeks ago by a terrified group of youngsters.
Millions of stunned people viewed the chilling clip after The Sun reported the tale - with some sceptics claiming the footage just showed a dwarf causing mischief.

But detectives in the Argentinean town of General Guemes have dubbed the gnome the new 'Bigfoot' after hundreds of locals reported actually seeing the creature at least once in their lifetime.

Only weeks before it was captured on camera, spooked rail workers called the police to say they had spotted the crab-walking gnome side-stepping its way around the train tracks at night.

National newspaper El Tribuno has reported that fear is now so widespread that the town mayor Salta has been inundated with calls from terrified locals and has launched a full scale police enquiry into the affair.

He said: “I am a little sceptical because I have never personally seen these gnomes - but it’s definitely possible that they exist.
"People here believe in them and we have to respect that.
"I do not think that it is completely impossible. Gnomes are part of our culture here.”

And Police Commissionaire, José Luis Núñez - who has been charged with tracking down the creature's lair, said: "I personally believe in gnomes as I saw one when I was a child.
"But so far we have not been able to determine whether the figure on tape was real or not."

A local poll showed 90 per cent of General Guemes 30,000 residents believed gnomes stalked the streets at night.

Teenager Jose Alvarez captured the creature on video while larking about with pals.
He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. Suddenly we heard something — a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.
"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid.
“This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out — just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."

thispego
03-20-2008, 05:55 PM
yeah i cant get the link to work

Mr.Bottomtooth
03-20-2008, 05:58 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece
It even has a video of the little shit.

thispego
03-20-2008, 06:42 PM
these people are scared of it knowing that they have like 3 or 4 foot advantage over it. pussy south americans

Tonto
03-20-2008, 06:58 PM
these things are gnome to happen

Spurminator
03-20-2008, 06:59 PM
Everybody seen the gnome say YEEEEEYUH

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
03-20-2008, 09:32 PM
Sequ, you should've told us you are visiting our country!

ChuckD
03-20-2008, 11:37 PM
Travelocity is just scouting locations for their new commercial.

desflood
03-21-2008, 08:41 AM
these people are scared of it knowing that they have like 3 or 4 foot advantage over it. pussy south americans
Haven't you ever seen Leprechaun? That would scare the crap out of me too :lol

thispego
03-21-2008, 10:47 AM
lol, actually I haven't

critters was scary when I was a kid though they're smaller than gnomes but they had numbers on their side.

ORION
03-21-2008, 11:02 AM
that was funny

BonnerDynasty
03-21-2008, 11:54 AM
Reeeeeeeeposttttttt

thispego
03-21-2008, 12:21 PM
show me bitch

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-21-2008, 12:33 PM
You know what I call a sighting like that here in New Mexico?






A local citizen.

thispego
03-21-2008, 12:46 PM
so you live in constant fear ed?

Hemotivo
03-21-2008, 02:34 PM
http://seleccione.blogspot.com/2008/03/pero-te-digo-que-vi-un-duende-caramba.html

E20
03-22-2008, 03:39 PM
Isn't it taht one thing they call the chupgarba or whateveer.

T Park
03-22-2008, 03:46 PM
You know what I call a sighting like that here in New Mexico?






A local citizen.


I would've never thought you lived in New Mexico...

Dre_7
03-22-2008, 04:13 PM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/gnome.asp

E20
03-22-2008, 08:20 PM
what?

no.


and i would rassle that motherfucking gnome
I hella did that on puropse so you could respond. Are you a mexican nationalist? You seem to get a little edgy when somebody makes a mistake on something hispanic.