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Cant_Be_Faded
03-20-2008, 10:27 PM
I promised everyone I knew that I would chop my d**k off if the Spurs lost tonight. Guess there's hope for a cbf jr. afterall. Putting away the scissors now.

Spurs still look lazy out there.
Solid D
03-20-2008, 10:37 PM
http://images.beautytools.revlon.com/img/pedicure/allthings/toenail-scissors.jpg

Whew, that's a relief :rolleyes
marini martini
03-20-2008, 10:40 PM
Damn, we missed a BOBBIT? :hungry:
BlackSwordsMan
03-20-2008, 10:42 PM
do it anyways
Cant_Be_Faded
03-20-2008, 10:46 PM
sorry too late
mouse
03-20-2008, 10:48 PM
Rack CBF for steeping up to the plate that shows he is a real Texan and a LongHorn fan to the core!
Don Quixote
03-20-2008, 11:50 PM
Wow ... what's that say about your weewee if you can get it off with scissors?
jag
03-20-2008, 11:53 PM
Wow ... what's that say about your weewee if you can get it off with scissors?

these scissors:

http://www.fishermansheadquarters.com/images/Equipment/thompson_5201.jpg
Tree hugger
03-21-2008, 12:09 AM
CBF is more man then you all can handle!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Scissors.jpg
jag
03-21-2008, 12:19 AM
CBF is more man then you all can handle!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Scissors.jpg

...and you know this because?
Mr.Bottomtooth
03-21-2008, 09:40 AM
When I read the thread, I thought you were gonna talk about slittin your wrists.
thispego
03-21-2008, 09:46 AM
I bought this just in case. glad you dont have to use it.
http://hort.ifas.ufl.edu/gt/latewinter/latewinter004a.gif
Spuradicator
03-21-2008, 09:50 AM
This is what I would need if I was ever that stupid to cut my manhood off.

http://www.constructioncomplete.com/cc/images/items/b_DiamondConcreteChainSawsDiamondChainSawsGasPower ed-PartnerHusqvarnaK950DiamondChainsaw.jpg
nkdlunch
03-21-2008, 12:40 PM
This is what I would need if I was ever that stupid to cut my manhood off.

http://www.constructioncomplete.com/cc/images/items/b_DiamondConcreteChainSawsDiamondChainSawsGasPower ed-PartnerHusqvarnaK950DiamondChainsaw.jpg

bullshit. This is all you'd need:
http://www.brasscompass.com/cigar4.jpg
T Park
03-21-2008, 01:05 PM
:lmao
rAm
03-21-2008, 01:24 PM
i have one of these just in case I ever come across the need to shank off my wang:

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/guillotine.gif
Mr.Bottomtooth
03-21-2008, 02:51 PM
bullshit. This is all you'd need:
http://www.brasscompass.com/cigar4.jpg
Dear God, who the hell thinks up this crap?
thispego
03-21-2008, 03:16 PM
it's a cigar cutter
DarrinS
03-21-2008, 03:56 PM
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/07/protect.jpeg
SpursWoman
03-21-2008, 04:04 PM
:lmao @ the cigar cutter
Mr.Bottomtooth
03-21-2008, 04:19 PM
it's a cigar cutter
Damn, should've paid attention to the link. :lol
Tree hugger
03-21-2008, 04:34 PM
...and you know this because?

I branch out in many areas.
Cant_Be_Faded
03-21-2008, 07:00 PM
lol i never thought this thread would still be on the front page.

Mookie was the original one to promise he'd cut his dick off, back in 03 in the spurs-lakers series....back then he'd only say it sparingly, in dire situations, but then he's had to cut his dick off like 4 times, basically all because of Longhorn football losses to OU.
Phil Hellmuth
03-21-2008, 08:30 PM
this thread is classic material lol
Cant_Be_Faded
03-21-2008, 09:52 PM
pimpo chopped his dick off after Notre Dame lost their 10th bowl game in a row to ohio state
ShoogarBear
03-21-2008, 10:54 PM
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/2-1-Lorena-Bobbitt-after-re.jpg

Approves this thread.