If The Mavs Make the Playoffs, I Won't Post For One Year

[monosylab1k]

Tpark Forum :wakeup

[Findog]

You might be catching a break there, from all the gleeful schadenfreude of spurs posters taking pleasure in the mavs recent struggles.

[Findog]

I'll go ahead and throw down a gauntlet of my own: If the Suns win the title, I wont post for a year.

I like Xylus, JMark, ODM and RMex, but I can't stand their team. I can deal with anybody winning a title this year except the Spurs or Suns, since my team needs to worry about who they'll be getting with the 14th pick in the draft.

[Findog]

If you stop posting we will have one less intelligent member on this message board!

I'm as confident that that particular scenario won't come to pass as mono is for his.

You ever see how in a jar full of scorpions, if one tries to escape and gets to the lid, the other scorpions will pull them back in? Misery loves company? That's how I feel about the Suns. You aint getting a ring either, fellas.

[stretch]

these bet threads are dumb... what is the point in making these bets unless there is someone else on the other end?

[mavs>spurs2]

If stretches penis is bigger than mine i will not post here for one year

[Findog]

these bet threads are dumb... what is the point in making these bets unless there is someone else on the other end?

I think mono is trying to :stirpot:

[mavsfan1000]

LETS GO MAVS. LETS GO MAVS LETS GO MAVS. Time for Bass to step up.

[hater]

can you please bet against something that might actually have a chance of happening

[JamStone]

If the Boston Celtics win the NBA title this year, I won't post for one week.

[CubanMustGo]

If I get a raise this year ...


can you please bet on something that might actually have a chance of happening

... oh, never mind. :depressed

[Findog]

If the San Antonio Spurs get the fourth seed, I won't post for two hours.

[stretch]

If stretches penis is bigger than mine i will not post here for one year
You just lost. Get the fuck out.

[tlongII]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.

[nkdlunch]

can you please bet against something that might actually have a chance of happening

:lmao

[remingtonbo2001]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.

Let's get started Bitches!

We'll make the KFC thread look like a Childrens Book.

[mavsfan1000]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.
Time to get busy.

[remingtonbo2001]

Here's another post to get the ball rollin'

No, tlongII for a year. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Findog]

If anybody here eats a KFC bowl for lunch and post pictures to prove it, I won't post for the rest of the afternoon.

[CubanMustGo]

If anybody here eats a KFC bowl for lunch and post pictures to prove it, I won't post for the rest of the afternoon.

Meh, you're not nearly annoying enough to subject myself to that kind of misery.

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If you were TLongII, I might consider it.

[monosylab1k]

If anybody here eats a KFC bowl for lunch and post pictures to prove it, I won't post for the rest of the afternoon.
I might get one, not to prevent you from posting, but just to know what it's like to experience eating a failure pile in a sadness bowl. Patton Oswalt wasn't too fond of it when he ate one, and it looks pretty gross.

[Bullshit Detector]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.

Beep-beep-beep-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

[monosylab1k]

lulz

[Findog]

I might get one, not to prevent you from posting, but just to know what it's like to experience eating a failure pile in a sadness bowl. Patton Oswalt wasn't too fond of it when he ate one, and it looks pretty gross.

The only thing wrong with it is the mashed potatoes. I prefer chunky mashed potatoes with gravy and pepper, not unflavored mashed potato paste.

[Hoover]

The only thing wrong with it is the mashed potatoes. I prefer chunky mashed potatoes with gravy and pepper, not unflavored mashed potato paste.

They suck.

[Findog]

When the Mavs are eliminated from the playoffs, I'll definitely be getting a KFC bowl and putting The Brian Jonestown Massacre's "Nevertheless" on the stereo.

[Findog]

I think you're better off making a homemade bowl with all of the ingredients, except just freshly made.

[Indazone]

You gotta eat that KFC bowl in a true dogfood bowl for true effect

[Ronald McDonald]

Your real problem is going to KFC in the first place. Dog food is right.

[MajorMike]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.


I like pie.

[monosylab1k]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

[Steve Irwin's Ghost]

Your real problem is going to KFC in the first place. Dog food is right.

Crikey, mate, I'd rather be stung by a stingray than eat that garbo you pass off as tucker.

[Findog]

Attention all Dallas-area Spurstalk posters: You can get a KFC bowl at the Plaza of the Americas on the north side of downtown. I'll be exercising good judgment in getting a sandwich at Potbelly at the Renassaince Tower

[Tom Brady]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.

[monosylab1k]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.
Just kill your idiot offensive coordinator instead.

[Eli Manning]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.

I don't think your o-line can give you enough time to pull the trigger.

[Findog]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

It should be done in the KFC thread.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513SZR65EQL._AA240_.jpg

And that thread may need a bump...

[monosylab1k]

you can experience failure in a lot of places in Cali

[Findog]

you can experience failure in a lot of places in Cali

"I'll suck a cock on the Golden Gate Bridge before I bring you a mixed-green salad, buddy!"

[Findog]

Any Bay Area posters should eat a bowl on a street corner in the Tenderloin with a needle sticking out of their arm after the Dubs are eliminated.

This could be a Spurstalk tradition instead of "going fishing."

[SAtown]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

:lmao It'd be great if this actually happens.

[Findog]

:lmao It'd be great if this actually happens.

I'll do it.

[SAtown]

Shit, if they don't make the playoffs, I'll join ya'll

[mavsfan1000]

Taco Bell rules

[stretch]

I just farted.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.

[Brodie Bruce]

BUT WE HAVE THE SAME PHOTBUCKET!!!!

[mavsfan1000]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.
I feel bad for you. You need to lower your expectations.

[Findog]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.

But if they don't, will you eat a KFC Bowl and post the pics here?

[Forrest Gump]

Momma always said not to eat at KFC because the colored folks take bites outta the chicken and then put it back.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

But if they don't, will you eat a KFC Bowl and post the pics here?


Only if Jeff and his badass band can be in some of the photos.

[mavsfan1000]

Momma always said not to eat at KFC because the colored folks take bites outta the chicken and then put it back.
:lmao

[Dirk Nowitzki]

you have very vivid imagination!!

Actually I have a very realistic imagination that is going to come true. Thanks for the compliments regardless kiddo. :)

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

All you lace curtain motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up. So your best player is probably out for the year. Whoopty fuckin' doo. You know how many years I had to watch the Celts be irrelevant. And now they're gonna win the NBA title. So go drink a few beers, get your first cousin Cindy to suck on your wee wee, or take a dump in public. I don't care what you do as long as you get this filth off of my NBA Forum.

[mavsfan1000]

Here is an ode to Dallas Mavericks. http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwquRPIEqHc

[Dirk Nowitzki]

I feel bad for you. You need to lower your expectations.

Dont feel bad for me bro. I just feel this deep down in my gut that somehow someway the Mavs will prevail and get it done especially when everybody thinks they are done right now. :hungry:

[Michael Kelso]

Dude, I always told Eric and Hyde that the sky was gonna fall one day and from what you guys are saying, it looks like I was right! YEAH! BURN!

[stretch]

All you lace curtain motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up. So your best player is probably out for the year. Whoopty fuckin' doo. You know how many years I had to watch the Celts be irrelevant. And now they're gonna win the NBA title. So go drink a few beers, get your first cousin Cindy to suck on your wee wee, or take a dump in public. I don't care what you do as long as you get this filth off of my NBA Forum.
Fuck yourself. Not literally though, unfortunately theres no promotion for that.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

All you lace curtain motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up. So your best player is probably out for the year. Whoopty fuckin' doo. You know how many years I had to watch the Celts be irrelevant. And now they're gonna win the NBA title. So go drink a few beers, get your first cousin Cindy to suck on your wee wee, or take a dump in public. I don't care what you do as long as you get this filth off of my NBA Forum.


Sorry Martin Sheen was killed. I take it you havent recovered since your partner passed? :depressed :depressed

[Findog]

They won't stop playing hard, but this team just isn't very good without Dirk.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

They won't stop playing hard, but this team just isn't very good without Dirk.

Dirk will be back within a week. The team will pull it together and shock people this week,. This is a blessing in disguise. Trust me on this findog.

[Findog]

Dirk will be back within a week. The team will pull it together and shock people this week,. This is a blessing in disguise. Trust me on this findog.

Some people are saying he'll be back for the Warrior game on Sunday. We'll see. I don't think this season is worth risking a major injury. I won't stop being a fan or watching the games, my team is my team in good and bad times, but I don't feel optimistic right now.

[monosylab1k]

Okay I got a failure pile for lunch. I don't have a camera but i'll post my thoughts on it.

Initially, the cheese is a disgusting half-melted oily mess on top of what can only be described as the after-effects of Colonel Sanders letting loose his most glorious cascade of diarrhea into a bowl. And for whatever reason they crammed a broken up biscuit in there too. I'm not looking forward to this.

[monosylab1k]

btw i've got Dust In The Wind playing on the iPod as I eat. Thank you Bad Radio.

[mavsfan1000]

Bye bye TlongII.

[monosylab1k]

This is pretty brutal....I won't say it's the worst thing I've ever eaten, but I won't be eating one of these again until I have to post my pic when the Mavs are eliminated.

I can't decided if the crappy "90% batter" chicken strips, the elementary school mashed potato flakes, the cheese, or the ill-advised corn is the worst part.

btw that corn is gonna look nice when this all comes out in 2 hours.

[monosylab1k]

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind

[monosylab1k]

btw for shits n giggles I got an order of mac and cheese as well. THIS is worse than the Bowl. Much worse.

The cheese looks like melted orange Play-Doh, and it tastes like Easy Cheese mixed with Chef Boyardee.

Lunch has not been a success today.

[CubanMustGo]

Take care old friend see you Tuesday March 25 2009!
:lmao

Ha, if you think TlongII is a man of his word then you have another thing coming.

Watch him either (a) weasel out or (b) weasel out.

[monosylab1k]

at least we got to page 4.

http://patf.net/blogs/media/patf/mission_accomplished.jpg

[mavsfan1000]

All TlongII is Dust in the Wind.

[nkdlunch]

poor tlong, he won't be able to post next year, Blazer's "championship year" :lol

[BushDynasty]

at least we got to page 4.

http://patf.net/blogs/media/patf/mission_accomplished.jpg

Heh. I'm George W. Bush and I approve of this post.

[Officer Slater]

Heh. I'm George W. Bush and I approve of this post.

No you aint, you're just an impostor. :smokin

Dirk injury is great! Now the Sporks and the Mavginas have no shot at beating Shaq and the Suns! :lmao

[RonMexico]

Well, I'm currently on suicide watch due to my ex gf being a huge whore, so I might not even make it to the playoffs.

[Findog]

Well, I'm currently on suicide watch due to my ex gf being a huge whore, so I might not even make it to the playoffs.

All women are whores, Ron. Mull it over while eating a bowl.

[Findog]

Seriously Ron, do like the guy in my avatar and only have sex with 14 yr old girls. They're really impressionable at that age and if you can convince them that you're some sort of divine entity as well, I'm pretty sure that'll get you to fifth base.

[CubanMustGo]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.

Guess who is still posting all over the board?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=559683

[Findog]

Guess who is still posting all over the board?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=559683

He welches worse than SpursDynasty.

[Xylus]

If the Suns win it all this year, drinks for all 11,021 members are on me!





Except hater, he's a douche.

[Findog]

If the Suns win it all this year, drinks for all 11,021 members are on me!


Make mine cyanide!

[SpurForLife]

No you aint, you're just an impostor. :smokin

Dirk injury is great! Now the Sporks and the Mavginas have no shot at beating Shaq and the Suns! :lmao


That's all right. If you do indeed make it to the Finals you'll just get jailsexed by the Pistons like always. Maybe even the Celts as well.

[phyzik]

well, to make it official you still need a bit more for those of us that have control panel set to 40 posts per page.... you are still at page 3 as far as I see.... of course I just helped out a bit.

[manufor3]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.
post post post!

[Shank]

I'd like to contribute to make it to page 5.

[Shank]

Shit balls.

[mavsfan1000]

It went past 4 pages so TlongII is saved. lol

[Medvedenko]

This thread is priceless....but we don't have the KFC bowl up here in Canada yet....damn health freaks.

[monosylab1k]

Even though the playoffs are nowhere near a lock, I'll just let everyone know that i'm not gonna keep my word on this.

But if the Mavs do make the playoffs, I'll make this concession: For the entire first round, I can only post in the MMA forums about MMA. That's even worse than not posting for a year.

[DazedAndConfused]

Motherfuckers welshing on bets. Ridiculous.

[monosylab1k]

Tpark Forum :wakeup

[monosylab1k]

Motherfuckers welshing on bets. Ridiculous.
America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[DazedAndConfused]

Better than being a good for nothing welshing lying piece of trash.

[mavs>spurs2]

I think he was making fun of Tpark more than making a real bet

[Findog]

Better than being a good for nothing welshing lying piece of trash.

Just change your name to LakersDynasty.

[DaDakota]

Even though the playoffs are nowhere near a lock, I'll just let everyone know that i'm not gonna keep my word on this.

But if the Mavs do make the playoffs, I'll make this concession: For the entire first round, I can only post in the MMA forums about MMA. That's even worse than not posting for a year.

What a loser.......you have no honor sir......

DD

[monosylab1k]

What a loser.......you have no honor sir......

DD
fuck off.

[Findog]

How come the Rocket fans don't want to discuss their team? Where is Scolarules?

[DaDakota]

fuck off.


Big mouth writing checks your arse can't cash...typical.....LOSER !

[DaDakota]

How come the Rocket fans don't want to discuss their team? Where is Scolarules?


Be happy to talk about the Rockets....they have struggled a bit since the streak but we have 2 winnable back to back games starting tonight.....

And Findog, you can find the Rockets....just above the Mavs in the standings.

DD

[Findog]

.....

And Findog, you can find the Rockets....just above the Mavs in the standings.

DD

That means nothing. I'd love to draw you guys in the first round.

[monosylab1k]

Big mouth writing checks your arse can't cash...typical.....LOSER !
Since you only started posting regularly during the winning streak and will be long gone when the Rockets get the shit kicked out of them in the First Round, meaning you have no clue what "Tpark forum" means.........I'll give you a pass here. But let's just say you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.

[DaDakota]

That means nothing. I'd love to draw you guys in the first round.


Ditto......

But you guys have no chance of being to be top 4....at least we have a chance if we sweep the next 4 easy games and then beat Phoenix at home....

DD

[DaDakota]

Since you only started posting during the winning streak and will be long gone when the Rockets get the shit kicked out of them in the First Round, meaning you have no clue what "Tpark forum" means.........I'll give you a pass here. But let's just say you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.

I started posting last July when V-Span was traded to San Antonio, but if Tpark is some board "insider" deal, then I retract my comments.

DD

[Findog]

Ditto......

But you guys have no chance of being to be top 4....at least we have a chance if we sweep the next 4 easy games and then beat Phoenix at home....

DD

As Mavs fans learned the hard way last year, HCA and a top seed don't mean anything.

[duncan228]

As Mavs fans learned the hard way last year, HCA and a top seed don't mean anything.

Truer words have never been spoken here.

(I'm so sorry Findog.)

[Jack Sommersset]

I had to read just the starter of this threads remarks. Considering the Mavericks only have to win 4 out of 7 to make playoffs now(thats only if Golden State runs the table) and I was wondering how he/she was doing today.

My bias opinion. You have over 7,000 post. That tells people you care. Hopefully the Mavericks miss the playoffs but if they don't you need to keep your word. No one will take you serious.Just a opinion.

[manufor3]

It went past 4 pages so TlongII is saved. lol
lol

[stretch]

I had to read just the starter of this threads remarks. Considering the Mavericks only have to win 4 out of 7 to make playoffs now(thats only if Golden State runs the table) and I was wondering how he/she was doing today.

My bias opinion. You have over 7,000 post. That tells people you care. Hopefully the Mavericks miss the playoffs but if they don't you need to keep your word. No one will take you serious.Just a opinion.
Well your opinion is wrong, as you didn't understand the joke that this thread was from the get-go. It's even worse because of the fact that it was explained, and you still go and post this shit.

[nkdlunch]

a mavfan can't keep his word? I am shocked! :rolleyes

[Jack Sommersset]

Well your opinion is wrong, as you didn't understand the joke that this thread was from the get-go. It's even worse because of the fact that it was explained, and you still go and post this shit.

SpurMan to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!. When a fellow Spur fan sticks his foot in his mouth, SpurMan swoops in to save the day!!!!!!!

Since Kidd trade the Mavericks didn't beat a playoff bound team,Dirk goes down and that dude decides to stomp the Maverick fans that come here to talk smack. Opps they win against a playoff team,Dirk is back and all those choking Mavericks have to do is win 4 out of 7 to gurantee a playoff spot. That dude shoud have waited until he backed off his statement. Either way he looks like a duece bag.

Joke you say, not funny and he was not kidding. It is what it is. A Spur fan talking smack and not wanting to back it up. You two are a perfect match. :married:

[monosylab1k]

It is what it is. A Spur fan talking smack and not wanting to back it up.
I'm a Mavs fan. And so is stretch. Are you really that retarded?

[Jack Sommersset]

OK. Replace Mavericks where I put Spurs and Spurs where I put Mavericks and back up what you said. I could careless what team is your favorite. Thats all. .....

[mavs>spurs2]

OK. Replace Mavericks where I put Spurs and Spurs where I put Mavericks and back up what you said. I could careless what team is your favorite. Thats all. .....
America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[DazedAndConfused]

Mav fans live in their own little world. I wouldn't pay much attention to them. This whole KFC obsession thing only exemplifies their lunacy.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm a Mavs fan. And so is stretch. Are you really that retarded?
:lmao

[BonnerDynasty]

Even though the playoffs are nowhere near a lock, I'll just let everyone know that i'm not gonna keep my word on this.



weak

You can't make your promise in the thread title and then not back it up. That goes against sacred law for the internetz.

[Larry89]

Weak bitch

[The Nba Is Rigged]

You can't post for a year thanx to another gamewinner by Dirk!

[Gino]

You can't post for a year thanx to another gamewinner by Dirk!


Will he hold his oath?

[dirk4mvp]

I'm pretty sure he was mocking Tpork's same statement a while ago, but ended up flailing on it. Hell, Tpork hasn't logged out since '05 probably :lol

[monosylab1k]

You're right fellas, I'll live up to my word. I won't post for one year......

[monosylab1k]

.......in any Memphis Grizzlies forums (I never said where).

[monosylab1k]

I like douchenozzles who come in here talking shit but have no clue what my original post meant, and that this thread was a joke from the beginning.

[sabar]

http://www.crowncombo.com/articles/2006/027_kfcbowls/kfc.html

Hmm it looks kind of nasty. And expensive.

[Indazone]

lol, mono you gotta make good on your promise. But then you can always just create a new screen name and retire monosyllab1k

[pussyface]

...this guy could never stay away.
all shit-talking aside, he clearly doesnt have much of a life outside of this particular internet website

[degenerate_gambler]

stupid thread to make..

[LEONARD]

Why didn't you honor this?

[monosylab1k]

Why didn't you honor this?

bits are fun!

[monosylab1k]

But if the Mavs do make the playoffs, I'll make this concession: For the entire first round, I can only post in the MMA forums about MMA. That's even worse than not posting for a year.

How about I honor this part for the rest of the offseason!

[LEONARD]

So is spewing BS...and not backing up your HSO's...

[monosylab1k]

So is spewing BS...and not backing up your HSO's...

Spewing BS would be not knowing what the point of this thread was.

[monosylab1k]

bye, i'm off to the MMA threads!

[LEONARD]

Spewing BS would be not knowing what the point of this thread was.

The point of this thread was you grandstanding about how pissed you were about the Mavs...it's just what you do...

but they proved you wrong and made the playoffs...and you're still here... :(

[monosylab1k]

The point of this thread was you grandstanding about how pissed you were about the Mavs...it's just what you do...

but they proved you wrong and made the playoffs...and you're still here... :(

mmmm nice try but you're wrong. sorry.

[tony320]

www.insanityworkoutschedule.org/ (http://www.insanityworkoutschedule.org/)

[Ghazi]

This might be one of the most homosexual bumps of all time.