I am iamgodhere's God . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Which, in turn, makes me the real God of this joint.

[peewee's lovechild]

All must bow to me and sacrifice their young virgins to me.

Especially the last part.

Well, forget the first part and concentrate on the last part.

The last part is all I care about.

[jag]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg

"Hi, why dont you take a seat...ya, go ahead and take a seat right there."

[Spuradicator]

Uhhhh, Troll Forum

[peewee's lovechild]

Pedophilia doesn't apply to the God's.

[peewee's lovechild]

Uhhhh, Troll Forum

God's are above the Troll Forum.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

God's are above the Troll Forum.


Gods are also above proper punctuation.

[ancestron]

I knew Vader drank Shiner. I just knew it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gods are also above proper punctuation.


:lol :lol :lol

Do not correct the gods, good sir!!

You will find that to do so is at your own peril.

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew Vader drank Shiner. I just knew it.

It is his life source.

The Force has nothing on Shiner Bock.

[ancestron]

Vader: "Where's Padme? Is she allright?"
Sidious: "it seems in your anger, you killed her"
Vader: "NooOOOooOOOOoooOOO-"
Sidious: "here, have a Shiner."
Vader" "OOooOO- oh wow. ...Full bodied, yet smooth, with superior drinkability."

[peewee's lovechild]

Vader: "Where's Padme? Is she allright?"
Sidious: "it seems in your anger, you killed her"
Vader: "NooOOOooOOOOoooOOO-"
Sidious: "here, have a Shiner."
Vader" "OOooOO- oh wow. ...Full bodied, yet smooth, with superior drinkability."

I fucking hate that they cut that scene from the movie.

[TampaDude]

Vader: "Where's Padme? Is she allright?"
Sidious: "it seems in your anger, you killed her"
Vader: "NooOOOooOOOOoooOOO-"
Sidious: "here, have a Shiner."
Vader" "OOooOO- oh wow. ...Full bodied, yet smooth, with superior drinkability."

:lol

Shiner Bock sucks, BTW...

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Shiner Bock sucks, BTW...

You're just asking for The Force to be shoved up your happy hole.

[TampaDude]

You're just asking for The Force to be shoved up your happy hole.

Fine...just don't "force" me to drink that swill... :lol

[Don Quixote]

Hmm ... a god who claims to be another's god. This infinite regress of gods thing is very Gnostic, or Mormon.

And, by the ontological argument, nothing can be greater than God. If something were, then that "thing" would be God.

But does God drink Shiner?

[Don Quixote]

In Louisiana, the local beer is Abita Springs. Is that acceptable?

[ducks]

someone needs a spanking

[G O D]

Which, in turn, makes me the real God of this joint.
I have to say that you would be quite incorrect about your status here my dear "child".

[G O D]

Hmm ... a god who claims to be another's god. This infinite regress of gods thing is very Gnostic, or Mormon.

And, by the ontological argument, nothing can be greater than God. If something were, then that "thing" would be God.

But does God drink Shiner?
I DO!

[ClingingMars]

I have to say that you would be quite incorrect about your status here my dear "child".

God is a Spurs fan! I KNEW IT!

-Mars

[G O D]

I knew Vader drank Shiner. I just knew it.


It is his life source.

The Force has nothing on Shiner Bock.


Where do you all think I got my power from???

[G O D]

God is a Spurs fan! I KNEW IT!

-Mars
Of Course G O D is a SPURS FAN! I even like SPORKS too. :lol

HA...I made a funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to say that you would be quite incorrect about your status here my dear "child".

I'm the better god and you know it.

I beat you at a Shiner drink off.

You'll never be better than me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Of Course G O D is a SPURS FAN! I even like SPORKS too. :lol

HA...I made a funny.

You made a funny when you created the Bush family.

[G O D]

I coughed when that happened.
The Clintons, was a hiccup. Totally accidently. But you deal with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I coughed when that happened.
The Clintons, was a hiccup. Totally accidently. But you deal with it.


:lol :lol :lol

Who would've thought God had a sense of humor . . . oh wait, he created Jerry Fallwell.

[G O D]

:lol :lol :lol

Who would've thought God had a sense of humor . . . oh wait, he created Jerry Fallwell.
Don't forget that I created Pastor John Hagee, Reverend Jesse Jackson and the duck-billed platypus.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't forget that I created Pastor John Hagee, Reverend Jesse Jackson and the duck-billed platypus.


G O D is cool.

[G O D]

Quit trying to schmooze your way into Heaven. You have a long list of sins to repent for, ask for forgiveness and thou shall have it.

[יהוה]

You people are starting to piss me off. You remember what happened the last time.

[Don Quixote]

You people are starting to tork me off. You remember what happened the last time.

For those of you that don't read Hebrew, יהוה is pronounced Yahveh, or Yahweh, which means God. And I think mankind has done a fair amount of torking Him off the past several thousand years.

[anakha]

You people are starting to piss me off. You remember what happened the last time.

Oy vey.

[Leetonidas]

For those of you that don't read Hebrew, יהוה is pronounced Yahveh, or Yahweh, which means God. And I think mankind has done a fair amount of torking Him off the past several thousand years.
Torking?

[peewee's lovechild]

Quit trying to schmooze your way into Heaven. You have a long list of sins to repent for, ask for forgiveness and thou shall have it.


I have no use for Heaven.

I'm a god on Earth.

[peewee's lovechild]

You people are starting to piss me off. You remember what happened the last time.

You sent your kid to die?

[peewee's lovechild]

For those of you that don't read Hebrew, יהוה is pronounced Yahveh, or Yahweh, which means God. And I think mankind has done a fair amount of torking Him off the past several thousand years.

Thanks for the biblical message there, but I knew that when I was 6 years old.

I'm glad it's a novelty for you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and by the way, it is known as the "Tetragrammaton" and it means "I am", not "god".

And, many modern day Christian religions pronounce it as Jehova.

You don't owe me anything for today's lesson.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oy vey.

:lol :lol :lol

[thispego]

peewee's lovechild = new #1 worst poster on spurstalk.

congratulations. :clap

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee's lovechild = new #1 worst poster on spurstalk.

congratulations. :clap

I'd like to thank all those that made this happen.

I want to thank my mom and dad for being horny enough to concieve me.

I want to thank my Third Grade teacher for telling me, "Son, you're going to be someone someday."

(peewee gathers himself and fights back the tears)

And, I really want to thank The Scarecrow who I miss most of all from the Land of OZ.

I will take this new distinction and wear it with pride.

Once again, I thank you all.

[thispego]

thank yourself

[peewee's lovechild]

thank yourself

I already have, three times yesterday and once this morning.

[RashoFan]

I already have, three times yesterday and once this morning.
Is that your secret word for masterbation?

[marini martini]

I already have, three times yesterday and once this morning.

Sooooooooo, where's the 3 Hail Mary's

And the Act of Contrition???????????? :angel :angel :angel

[smeagol]

I'm siding with The Crew

[Supreme_Being]

I am the REAL FUCKING GOD HERE.

[marini martini]

I am the REAL FUCKING GOD HERE.

You might very well be, Been :worthy:

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Oh, and by the way, it is known as the "Tetragrammaton" and it means "I am", not "god".

And, many modern day Christian religions pronounce it as Jehova.

You don't owe me anything for today's lesson.
So if I am = Jehova, and Jehova = God (IIR Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade C), then thread title = "God Godgodhere's God"?

I was never any good at these things in algebra.