Hey Duel...I'll See Your Midget And Raise You A Porn Star

[PeterBurns]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

:hungry:

[Evan]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

:hungry:


wow...sounds like some "wacky FM sports" stuff goin on.

Exciting and original.

oh! and the sexual double entendre " 'head'lining " was the cherry on top!!!

Yeah porn chics on the radio! woot! there so hot and stuff!!

[PeterBurns]

Actually It's w00t, not woot.
Please use proper internet terms when ripping.

[Evan]

Actually It's w00t, not woot.
Please use proper internet terms when ripping.

I'm not ripping.

I am genuinely excited for what I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

[Duncan]

I'm not ripping.
I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

:lmao

[Taco]

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/boing_1.wav

[PeterBurns]

Damn Taco...You are on top of it.

I personally like the liner....."Shut Up Jane, you Ignorant Slut"

[PeterBurns]

I'm not ripping.

I am genuinely excited for what I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.


Well done sir. Well Done
You have had the upper hand of this battle.

We shall meet again.....

[Taco]

Damn Taco...You are on top of it.

I personally like the liner....."Shut Up Jane, you Ignorant Slut"

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/snl/snl001.mp3

[Taco]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

:hungry:

http://www.ticket760.com/cc-common/mlib/694/03/694_1206731539.jpg


http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/boing_1.wav

SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST :spin

[mouse]

That was a waste of radio time. Lame questions cheesy sound clips and telling Peter Burns to get out of the studio like he was some lost 8 year old kid was classy.

I thought Peter Burns was the one who got her on the show in the first place, let him have 2 minutes on the air with her. And Mike Taylor acting as though he hasn't had pussy in like 6 months is getting old isn't he married?

Well the good thing from all this GoGato can't go around lecturing Duel on not talking sports anymore.

For those of you who may have got offended by my 2 cents.

(Fun Ribbing Fun Ribbing)

[Chris Duel]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo competition and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say hello to Mr. T for me.

Chris

[Denver>SA]

i listened to the ticket mike taylor show for the first time in my life yesterday(thursday) the only parts i heard was when he was bitching about his god damn minivan being broke down and how his tax returns always get spent on auto repairs.

i guess its just payback for him wasting airtime.

that show sucks

[Denver>SA]

http://www.ticket760.com/cc-common/mlib/694/03/694_1206731539.jpg



SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST :spin
she doesnt do interracial...
so if she aint giving the pussy up to the brothas, then it dont concern me

[GoGatos]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo competition and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say hello to Mr. T for me.

Chris

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!

[Tree hugger]

This shit has been done long ago back when Peter Burns brought Stacie to the station! :lmao

[Chris Duel]

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!

Damn. I forgot about that.

And I thought her Olympic participation enabled us to frame it as a legitimate sports interview.

It all goes back to Porn.
:cooldevil

[Smackie Chan]

It all goes back to Porn.
:cooldevil


Speaking of porn, how's Dawn doing? :lmao

(harmless ribbing)

I am so proud of GoGatos for making a point (a rather good one) without insulting ST ,people who live on the www,mouse, or anyone else with multiple screen names. Thanks GoGato! :tu


Duel you need to have coach Pop on the show you tell him mouse needs another hug.(he will know what it means)

And can you play some Ratt next time you introduce David Chancellor on your show? (he will ask how you knew) :smokin

Hey GoGatos? Do you know JimBob? Can you ask him if the Ticket can have one segment dedicated to what he wants to talk about? The man seems to have a rear gift. I would like to hear how he fills in the 8 minute time slot!

Or how ever long a segment is. If not maybe I will email him?

[Chris Duel]

Speaking of porn, how's Dawn doing? :lmao


Smackie Chan,

Are you suggesting that our NASCAR Babe is somehow associated with Porn?


:hat

[Al Gore]

Smackie Chan,

Are you suggesting that our NASCAR Babe is somehow associated with Porn?

:hat

In NASCAR it's called a pit stop! :smokin

Hey Duel how about the "to be named later" show?

[Al Gore]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window. :lmao

[PeterBurns]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo competition and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say hello to Mr. T for me.

Chris

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the hell would we go?

That's a jugular move, pretty much a Trashy MOAB.

T's doing good. And I knew all along it had to be Geb's Idea. What can you say, the man has a fetish. Send him my condolances for the Hilltopper loss.

[Cartman]

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!


Word! ........to the muthafucker :tu

I wonder why Mike Taylor is so worried about Peter having some air time? And then he told him to go sell something like he is some sort of loser around the station. Peter Burns is 10 times funnier than 1/2 the people on the radio today.

I never could get the paranoia and back stabling that goes on in radio and television.

:wakeup

[Denver>SA]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window. :lmao
Didn't ASF say once on this forum that the thought of watching another man fuck his woman is a major turn on??

[mouse]

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the hell would we go?

That's a jugular move, pretty much a Trashy MOAB.

T's doing good. And I knew all along it had to be Geb's Idea. What can you say, the man has a fetish. Send him my condolances for the Hilltopper loss.


:lmao

Dude don't give up so easily! go after the long Island Lolita, the one chick who had sex with that congress man, like that narrows it down.............


or freak out everyone on the radio and TV go the complete other direction?

Go after Gerry grant, or Peewee Herman. the "wide stance" congress man.

Ron Jerome, hell go for the kill and go get the girl who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........:smokin

[marini martini]

:lmao

hell go for the kill and go get the GIRL who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........:smokin

GIRL, she's freaking grandma :lol

[Chris Duel]

:lmao

Dude don't give up so easily! go after the long Island Lolita, the one chick who had sex with that congress man, like that narrows it down.............


or freak out everyone on the radio and TV go the complete other direction?

Go after Gerry grant, or Peewee Herman. the "wide stance" congress man.

Ron Jerome, hell go for the kill and go get the girl who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........:smokin

Gerry Grant?

Would it be too soon for us to try to book David Cruz for Monday's show?


:downspin:

[mouse]

Didn't ASF say once on this forum that the thought of watching another man fuck his woman is a major turn on??

That was GIG or BigZax25 ASF has never had a real woman!

And I just don't get it he drives a truck called Lay's :lmao

[mouse]

If i drove a truck full of Doritos and Lay's potatoes chips i would be getting all kinds of ass! You know how many girls love to eat chips? ASF has to have hit him some huge bitches! You know the kind, the really chubby greasy girls that you have to call on star just to locate their pussy? :lmao

[dawn]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window. :lmao

Wow...where do I start with that one... well first things first and this is no secret, i have said it numerous times on the air, as much as I would jump on some junior action, he'd have to have a Tic-Tac or mento's or something because he has the rankiest breath ever. Man, I about fell over when he talked to me once...total turn-off, until I watched that ass walk away...wooo hooo!!!! :p: :married: :greedy :eyebrows

[Denver>SA]

That was GIG or BigZax25 ASF has never had a real woman!

And I just don't get it he drives a truck called Lay's :lmao
No, I was right. It was ASF
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1565987&postcount=24

[pickle girl]

Holy Shit your good at searching! Can you find the signature topic where Brutails tells mouse he wants to kill him?

[Denver>SA]

try this thread
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52581&page=1&pp=26&highlight=kill

[GoGatos]

Damn. I forgot about that.

And I thought her Olympic participation enabled us to frame it as a legitimate sports interview.

It all goes back to Porn.
:cooldevil

Here's how Merriam-Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary) defines "sport" :

1 a: a source of diversion : recreation b: sexual play c (1): physical activity engaged in for pleasure.

Not sure about anyone else but by that definition, porn is most definately a sport and therefore a topic for sports talk radio...who cares if she was an olympian or not?

:clap

[Cartman]

try this thread
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52581&page=1&pp=26&highlight=kill


Dude I thought that topic was delete your good at searching you should work for Google! or the Ticket! :toast

[BigZak]

get pop on the show and give away spurs tickets...

that's all that matters gentlemen...


although, i'll give duel major props if he puts an ebonics skit on if/when the spurs play the nuggets again...:lmao

make sure pop has already told your station to kiss off though chris...:tu

otherwise, play it safe and just make fun of white people...

[BigZak]

that was a great thread there....Brutalis really went off...:lmao

a toke, a coke, and a smile bro. try it sometime.

[BonnerDynasty]

butta face and midgets...

[Tenacious D]

If you want on the Zone you have to sell your ticket!

[Taco]

If you want on the Zone you have to sell your ticket!


:lol I HEARD WHEN THAT CALLER SAID THAT

[Chris Duel]

Here's how Merriam-Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary) defines "sport" :

1 a: a source of diversion : recreation b: sexual play c (1): physical activity engaged in for pleasure.

Not sure about anyone else but by that definition, porn is most definately a sport and therefore a topic for sports talk radio...who cares if she was an olympian or not?

:clap

This afternoon on the show we had an in-depth discussion on the allegations that the President of Formula One Racing was videotaped in a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers.

God, I love Sports Talk!


:cooldevil :hat :smokin :elephant :downspin:

[GoGatos]

This afternoon on the show we had an in-depth discussion on the allegations that the President of Formula One Racing was videotaped in a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers.



Which, given that guy's age, is an athletic feat of epic proportions.

But honestly, how in depth can you get into a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers before you take a step back and reevaluate life as we know it?

[Chris Duel]

Which, given that guy's age, is an athletic feat of epic proportions.

Yeah. He is 67 years old.

One would think, symbolically, he would wait two more years!


:cooldevil

[I am Tom]

Maybe the reason he can still get girls because he drinks the Formula One.

[Slomo]

Actually Max Mosley is the President of FIA, which is above Formula 1 (it's the highest governing body in motor sports), but what I found specially entertaining is the fact that he's the son of Oswald Mosley, the English war time fascist leader and good personal friend of Adolf.

I guess blood is thicker than water...

[S_A_Longhorn]

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the hell would we go?


You could bring back your ex-wife.

[AlamoSpursFan]

(it's the highest governing body in motor sports)

I beg to differ.

Sincerely,
Brian France

[Slomo]

I beg to differ.

Sincerely,
Brian FranceFIA>NASCAR

[PeterBurns]

You could bring back your ex-wife.


Ahh....I was wondering when you were going to show up again. Seemed to back down from the last challenge I gave you.

And quite clever post, as usual. The only punch line you have. :clap

[Jimmy Bobby]

Yeah, SA Longhorn. What Peter said. Ain't ya got nuttin else? Why don't you post a photo of your wife and let's see if she's as hot as Stacie!

[Tike Mailer]

STSA has Hotties and that fagly little station has fugly midgets. Need I say more, holmes?

[S_A_Longhorn]

Sorry, unlike Burns, I like to keep my private life...you know, private.

And what challenge was that, Burns? Sorry, I don't spead my day on this site like you seem to do. For all the poking fun you have at other's expenses, you seem to not like being made fun of yourself. Calm down and stop trying to be an internet tough guy.

And go back and re-read my original post. I was complimenting you since you brought up Tonya Harding. After what you have posted on these forums regarding what Stacie did to you, I though both women were comparable & set the standard you were trying to reach in your competition with Duel.

[T Park]

FIA>NASCAR


Eh,

they are too big of wusses to put their drivers and cars on ovals.

[AlamoSpursFan]

FIA>NASCAR

That's what we've heard.

Sincerely,
Juan Pablo Montoya, Dario Franchitti, Sam Hornish, Jr., Patrick Carpentier, Jacques Villeneuve, A.J. Allmendinger, Scott Speed, etc...

:lol

[Slomo]

That's what we've heard.

Sincerely,
Juan Pablo Montoya, Dario Franchitti, Sam Hornish, Jr., Patrick Carpentier, Jacques Villeneuve, A.J. Allmendinger, Scott Speed, etc...

:lolThat's what I've proved!

Best Wishes,
Nigel Mansell

:p:


(OK it was Indy, but you can't convince one of our drivers to drive one of those Mickey Mouse advertising panels you call NASCAR...)

[AlamoSpursFan]

Because they're more comfortable driving computers on wheels?

:lol

[1369]

Gotta go with Slomo on this one. When was the last time a Nascar race was run in the rain?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Who the hell wants to watch a race in the rain?

And every time I watch a F1 race, the first person to turn 1 usually ends up winning the race.

[Taco]

we went from Midget Ho's to full size Stripper Ho's now RACING ?!?!?!


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