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Nbadan
01-14-2005, 01:59 AM
THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

New Scitentist (http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true)

:lmao

This has gotta be a joke, right?


Fri 24 May 2002
BRITISH marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat - being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers
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Originally, the marines had sent patrols into several villages in the mountains near the town of Khost, hoping to catch up with al-Qaeda suspects who last week fought a four-hour gun battle with soldiers of the Australian SAS. The hardened troops, their faces covered in camouflage cream and weight down with weapons, radios and ammunition, were confronted with Afghans wanting to stroke their hair.

"It was hell," said Corporal Paul Richard, 20. "Every village we went into we got a group of men wearing make-up coming up, stroking our hair and cheeks and making kissing noises."

Scotsman.com (http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?id=561752002&tid=1)

:wow

Make love not war? Finally a Pentagon plan we can all get BEHIND.

exstatic
01-14-2005, 02:50 AM
Maybe they tested the gay bomb on Afghan locals.

SpursWoman
01-14-2005, 07:42 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Hook Dem
01-14-2005, 10:10 AM
What sites do you visit Dan to come up with all this crap? You must not have a life!

Sec24Row7
01-14-2005, 11:01 AM
Gay bomb would be great ahahah

Useruser666
01-14-2005, 12:12 PM
Gay bombs were proven ineffective since the invention of "Gaydar".

bigzak25
01-14-2005, 12:33 PM
that would be hilarous....gay porno music coming from mosques and hospital basements at all hours of the night....sheesh.

astroglide sniffing dogs to hunt out the bad guys....

the cars with bombs will be easy to notice with the rainbow sticker on the back,
and the suicide bombers can be shot from a distance as they could be spotted sashaying frantically.

ALVAREZ6
01-14-2005, 12:33 PM
What sites do you visit Dan to come up with all this crap? You must not have a life!
I was thinking the same..
Nbadan doesn't even participate in the Spurs forum...

he owns politics forum.

JoeChalupa
01-14-2005, 01:19 PM
Wouldn't a gay bomb be too light to be effective?

SpursWoman
01-14-2005, 01:37 PM
How would this affect women? Would it just make them want men more? :wtf :drunk

Useruser666
01-14-2005, 02:22 PM
No, they would turn into lesbians I guess.

exstatic
01-14-2005, 07:36 PM
No, that would be the soon-to-be deployed lesbi-bomb.

The Big Chicken
01-15-2005, 07:34 AM
Spartans were all gay. As a matter of fact they encouraged it because it was good for moral, everyone would die for another. So I think the gay bomb would be ineffective, exept if it is just a side effect and the bomb is just to make them pacifists.

ChumpDumper
01-15-2005, 10:51 AM
Still waiting for someone to run with this idea:
http://www.caronia.tvheaven.com/photos/aftersmart/bomb01.jpg