Ode To Eva Parker

[Experiment2100]

To think that I would ever see, a beautiful woman such as thee
Four long years it has been, since you let Tony Parker in
And Marry you he did, for you are a queen,
so what if he was with that other bitch,
since he was 16

They show your angelic face during many a game,
and your dissenters cry out that it is lame
But I find that the most heinous crime,
is a boring game disrupting eva time.

Your hollywood prowess will never drop
Even though all of your movies flop
Your's is a fairy tale of true romance
So what if he fucked that bitch in France allegedly
Ignoring you is impossible for any man
Most especially me, your super duper number one fan

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Still ain't been laid, have we?

[Experiment2100]

ever the witty chinaman

[timvp]

2007 wants its thread back.

[Experiment2100]

2007 wants its thread back.

ever the witty whatever the hell you descend from

[ShoogarBear]

This experiment is a trainwreck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just dropped a turd that was more interesting than this.

I could PM pictures if anyone is interested.

[Pistons_In_7]

please pm the pictures.

[alamo50]

Here's another ode to Eva:

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/7969/3.jpg

[Jimmy Bobby]

If she wasn't a famous actress, she'd be okay, but not even Head 2 Head Hotties material. Honestly, Stacie The Sports Chick Is Hotter.

[Tike Mailer]

If she wasn't a famous actress, she'd be okay, but not even Head 2 Head Hotties material. Honestly, Stacie The Sports Chick Is Hotter.

That's a very astute point, Jimmy Bobby. Anybody been to Corpus lately? There are 2,000 girls there who look like Eva, holmes. I give her props for the TV gig and for marrying Tony, brah, but she wouldn't last a single round in Head 2 Head Hotties.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I think she's hot. I also think she's overrated. She's normal hot, not burning

[BonnerDynasty]

:lol :lol

[Hemotivo]

http://www.minorleaguenews.com/graphics/baseball/Graphics/2006/10/LongoriaMightyOak_sm.jpg

[Louie Vega]

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/7969/3.jpg


This is kind of disturbing actually! :( Too damn skinny! I think I like her better with clothes on!

[Louie Vega]

If she wasn't a famous actress, she'd be okay, but not even Head 2 Head Hotties material. Honestly, Stacie The Sports Chick Is Hotter.



:rolleyes :rolleyes

[davi78239]

how many times you think her and tony have 69'd?

[Bukefal]

:lmao

[MiamiHeat]

She is 100000000000 times hotter than Megan Fox.

[Bukefal]

She is 100000000000 times hotter than Megan Fox.

Exactly!!! Now this is a woman :toast

1000000000000000000000000000000000 times

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/eva-longoria/pictures/eva-longoria-picture-6.jpghttp://vivirlatino.com/i/2008/08/eva-longoria.jpghttp://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/eva-longoria/pictures/eva-longoria-picture-3.jpghttp://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/eva-longoria-6-07.jpg

Way more sexy, way more cuter, beautifull than that fox girl. And not forget, funny also :lol

[FaithInOne]

She is not even close to Megan Fox.

Not even.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.