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katyon6th
04-01-2008, 03:01 PM
A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?

ATRAIN
04-01-2008, 03:03 PM
A lady pulls up next to me at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. This has to be illegal, right?


Did you turn around and drive the other way?

katyon6th
04-01-2008, 03:03 PM
I was taking a left turn and she was going straight. Thank God.

SpursWoman
04-01-2008, 03:04 PM
Good God ... was she talking on a cell phone? That would have been like the cherry on top. :lol

Los Spurs
04-01-2008, 03:06 PM
A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?

DAMN!!!!!!! :spless:

Viva Las Espuelas
04-01-2008, 03:13 PM
Good God ... was she talking on a cell phone? That would have been like the cherry on top. :loli'm sure katy was.

CubanMustGo
04-01-2008, 03:13 PM
A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?

I've seen seniors wearing sunglasses that look identical to those eye-dilation glasses as a matter of course.

Kori Ellis
04-01-2008, 03:13 PM
Good God ... was she talking on a cell phone? That would have been like the cherry on top. :lol

:lmao

katyon6th
04-01-2008, 03:29 PM
i'm sure katy was.

Actually, I wasn't and neither was she.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-01-2008, 03:30 PM
Actually, I wasn't and neither was she.i'm impressed.

Taco
04-01-2008, 03:32 PM
Good God ... was she talking on a cell phone? That would have been like the cherry on top. :lol

SHE WAS NOT TALKING SHE WAS TEXTING HER BFF "ROSE"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySR3hpieiQc

Los Spurs
04-01-2008, 03:41 PM
SHE WAS NOT TALKING SHE WAS TEXTING HER BFF "ROSE"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySR3hpieiQc

:lol

This reminds me of one morning while driving to work I saw a motorcycle approaching me at a high rate of speed. When it got closer I noticed the guy or maybe even a girl, had a damn skeleton mask on.
It freaked me out so bad that I didn't even stop for coffee that morning.

Sonia_TX
04-01-2008, 04:10 PM
A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?


In 2003 we were on a road trip and stopped to put gas somewhere in Mississippi. This car parked in front of the store and the guy got out of the car in a cast from his waist to his neck (arms & upper body in cast...neck in brace). We still laugh about it to this day as to how in the world he was driving. I want to say he had a cast on one of his legs but I don't remember too clearly.

CuckingFunt
04-01-2008, 04:15 PM
There's a girl in one of my classes who has insanely long legs and has, both today and last Thursday, worn "dresses" that are more like long sweaters and that barely cover her whole ass...

Okay... maybe this is a slightly different variation of WTF...

MannyIsGod
04-01-2008, 04:16 PM
Want?

katyon6th
04-01-2008, 04:17 PM
Want to fuck.

MannyIsGod
04-01-2008, 04:18 PM
I'm sorry Katy. I appreciate the offer but I have prior obligations.

CuckingFunt
04-01-2008, 04:18 PM
Want to fuck.I hadn't even taken it that far, I was still too stunned by the legs, but that'll work.

katyon6th
04-01-2008, 04:22 PM
I took it the wrong direction. But that's okay.

MannyIsGod
04-01-2008, 04:23 PM
Is that ever the wrong direction?

katyon6th
04-01-2008, 04:26 PM
You rejected me.

Spurminator
04-01-2008, 04:26 PM
This thread with the second variation.

Brutalis
04-01-2008, 05:31 PM
saw an old lady yesterday that appeared to be hopping up and down in her seat to see over the wheel. when she stopped i decided to stop too, and tell her she can adjust her seat. in which i did for her, and she thanked me. and then i nailed her in the back of her 86' buick. woooo ya.

mrsmaalox
04-01-2008, 07:31 PM
I once saw a genius driving wearing one of these. These things are screwed directly into the skull and prevent all movement of the head and neck. It may have even been this doof:


http://www.nbak.tierranet.com/pixs/halo114.jpg

marini martini
04-01-2008, 07:41 PM
^^^Brings back bad memories! My daughter wore one of those for 3 months. She did not drive,though.

ShoogarBear
04-01-2008, 07:43 PM
A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?Think, sweetey . . . What day is today?

Twisted_Dawg
04-01-2008, 11:33 PM
There's a girl in one of my classes who has insanely long legs and has, both today and last Thursday, worn "dresses" that are more like long sweaters and that barely cover her whole ass...

Okay... maybe this is a slightly different variation of WTF...

CF...you got a camera phone right? Then why don't you put it to use and take a pic of those insanely long legs and that barely covered ass and treat us to a post???!!

tlongII
04-01-2008, 11:39 PM
Why would seeing that make Katy want to fuck???

marini martini
04-01-2008, 11:42 PM
Because all you dudes are fucked?

April fools, FOOL! :toast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CuckingFunt
04-01-2008, 11:44 PM
CF...you got a camera phone right?

I don't, actually.

BruceBowenFan
04-01-2008, 11:58 PM
well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.

ShoogarBear
04-02-2008, 12:03 AM
well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.You should have said "Yo homes smell ya later!"

BruceBowenFan
04-02-2008, 12:05 AM
i had nothing really to say i was just stunned

marini martini
04-02-2008, 12:16 AM
i had nothing really to say i was just stunned


You are now officially a "Buzz Kill!" :toast

BruceBowenFan
04-02-2008, 12:19 AM
You are now officially a "Buzz Kill!" :toast
c'mon what would u have done if u were in my situation

marini martini
04-02-2008, 12:25 AM
:flag: :flag: :flag: How 'bout GO SUR GO :flag: :flag: :flag:

BruceBowenFan
04-02-2008, 12:28 AM
:flag: :flag: :flag: How 'bout GO SUR GO :flag: :flag: :flag:
u mean go spurs go i guees that could've worked

Mister Sinister
04-02-2008, 12:49 AM
I saw something that made me WTF when I got up. I looked in my bathroom mirror, right? And I saw my reflection. Weird thing is, the mirror didn't shatter this time.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-02-2008, 01:11 AM
I saw a burglary one day - was just riding my bike home and about 200m ahead these 4 young guys wandered out into the street carrying appliances. They saw me, bolted to their car and pissed off. I got the number plate, but of course it was stolen. it was a definite WTF? moment though.

BruceBowenFan
04-02-2008, 01:24 AM
what kind of appliances tv, computer

katyon6th
04-02-2008, 08:01 AM
well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.

For some reason, I don't believe you.

How the fuck could she hear you say WTF whilst driving on a busy highway? Did you yell it at her?

And if this is true, you are a total buzz kill. Poor girl.

angel_luv
04-02-2008, 08:43 AM
I was walking into work at the AT&T Center the other day and I saw a trash can that was dedicated in the memory of someone!!!

The person's name was professionally painted on it- i.e. this was not grafitti, someone had seriously elected to "honor" another that way.

baseline bum
04-02-2008, 08:58 AM
On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.

Gov. Perry
04-03-2008, 07:52 PM
On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.


Theres nothing wrong with that

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-03-2008, 09:13 PM
Theres nothing wrong with that

I saw a story that said Kay Bailey Hutchison was considering a gubernatorial run.

T Park
04-03-2008, 09:58 PM
On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.


Thank you comic relief.

LuvBones
04-14-2008, 09:59 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=142852&in_page_id=2

balli
04-14-2008, 10:13 PM
I've seen this guy about 200 times by now. Welcome to SLC.

http://slcpinkguy.blogspot.com/

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s219/ballijuana/PinkGuystanding.jpg

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s219/ballijuana/PINKGUYGOINGFAST.jpg

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s219/ballijuana/mainphp.jpg