Woman Sues Victoria's Secret

[Los Spurs]

A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

Lang claims she was fired from Alegis Group in Greenville after she had to miss work to recover from the bra-induced injury. Hughey told Greenville Online that the bra "broke and the wire came through and lacerated her breast."

OUCH!!! :oops

[mrsmaalox]

It's happened to me. Why the hell didn't I think to sue?! :bang

[CuckingFunt]

Further proof that bras = evil.

[ididnotnothat]

Next time I get my johnson stuck in my zipper I'm suing Levi's.

[BacktoBasics]

Further proof that bras = evil.+1

[Fillmoe]

simple solution... stop wearing bras....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What?!?!?
No :ttiwwp: post yet??!?!?

[SAtown]

+1



+2.

Don't wear bras, ladies. :hungry:

[katyon6th]

Ladies need to learn how to wash their undergarments properly. It's really not that difficult.

[CuckingFunt]

Ladies need to learn how to wash their undergarments properly. It's really not that difficult.Agreed. (http://www.braballs.com/)

And no putting them in the dryer. :nope

[mrsmaalox]

Agreed. (http://www.braballs.com/)

And no putting them in the dryer. :nope
Is that what caused it malfunction? My problems were from losing weight and my bras ending up too big. And the wire stabbing me mercilessly.

[SpursWoman]

simple solution... stop wearing bras....


Yeah, cuz women over 30 don't have it hard enough as it is without having tits that sag down to their knees. :drunk

[Fillmoe]

Bra Balls......

thats funny to me... i quite dont know why yet....

[Los Spurs]

I prefer those comfy Playtex bras anytime...

[CuckingFunt]

Is that what caused it malfunction? My problems were from losing weight and my bras ending up too big. And the wire stabbing me mercilessly.The underwire can get all banged up and bent in the wash.

[CuckingFunt]

Bra Balls......

thats funny to me... i quite dont know why yet....It's kind of hilarious. I saw them on the Today show the other day.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to sue Victoria's Secret for making their models so sexy and making me think that all women are that way.

[katyon6th]

I prefer those comfy Playtex bras anytime...

When I think of Playtex, I think of my grandma. That's weird.

[peewee's lovechild]

The underwire can get all banged up and bent in the wash.

Do Victoria's Secret bras hold your legendary jugs?

Maybe that's why they malfunction on you. I bet it's your legendary jugs that makes them malfunction.

[Fillmoe]

the question has never been whats holding her jugs, the question is whats hiding her cock....

[mrsmaalox]

I prefer those comfy Playtex bras anytime...

Well yea, but some of us have no choice but to live with nothing less than steel supporting our "girls". It's a curse....

[peewee's lovechild]

the question has never been whats holding her jugs, the question is whats hiding her cock....

Ball bras.

[CuckingFunt]

Do Victoria's Secret bras hold your legendary jugs?

Maybe that's why they malfunction on you. I bet it's your legendary jugs that makes them malfunction.Victoria's Secret doesn't sell my size. But I was talking about all bras with an underwire, not just VS.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well yea, but some of us have no choice but to live with nothing less than steel supporting our "girls". It's a curse....

Go on, continue . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Victoria's Secret doesn't sell my size. But I was talking about all bras with an underwire, not just VS.

So, there isn't a single bra that can hold your legendary jugs?

[peewee's lovechild]

Not even Playtex?

[CuckingFunt]

the question has never been whats holding her jugs, the question is whats hiding her cock....His jeans.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ladies need to learn how to wash their undergarments properly. It's really not that difficult.mmmmmm. sweaty boobs.

[mrsmaalox]

Go on, continue . . .

Well it's a matter of public safety. Homeland Security if you will.

[katyon6th]

I'd be sad if I couldn't shop for bras at VS.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be sad if I couldn't shop for bras at VS.

I'd be sad if I had to shop for bras there.

10 more lbs and I think I'll have to.

[CuckingFunt]

So, there isn't a single bra that can hold your legendary jugs?There's a bra holding my jugs right now.

[mrsmaalox]

Victoria's Secret doesn't sell my size. But I was talking about all bras with an underwire, not just VS.

Wow, Funt. Their bras go all the way to 40DD!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

There's a bra holding my jugs right now.

It must be ready to burst.

God help your bra.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow, Funt. Their bras go all the way to 40DD!!!!


She's like a 56 EEE.

They are legendary.

[katyon6th]

Anything over DD is just too much boob, I think. VS must think so, too.

[CuckingFunt]

She's like a 56 EEE.

They are legendary.No, I'm not.

I'm a 42DD, just outside of the VS sizing. Which is fine with me, because I've never been overly thrilled with their bras anyway.

[ManLaw]

Anything over DD is just too much boob, I think. VS must think so, too.

I'm glad there is no such thing when it comes to man law.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I'm not.

I'm a 42DD, just outside of the VS sizing. Which is fine with me, because I've never been overly thrilled with their bras anyway.


I think they come up to your chin.

[CuckingFunt]

I think they come up to your chin.I guess it's better to have them up to my chin than down to my knees.

[E20]

the question has never been whats holding her jugs, the question is whats hiding her cock....
+9999

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Anything over DD is just too much boob, I think. VS must think so, too.you know i always heard anything more than a mouthful is a waste, but i don't subscribe to that any more.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess it's better to have them up to my chin than down to my knees.

They probably cover the entire area.

[CuckingFunt]

They probably cover the entire area.Now, now. I'm not Dixie Dynamite.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now, now. I'm not Dixie Dynamite.gross

[peewee's lovechild]

I found a picture of CF.

Now I understand her plight.


http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2087/ridiculouslylargebreastak7.jpg

[ploto]

Anything over DD is just too much boob, I think. VS must think so, too.
Some of us had no say in the matter. Try having a small rib cage and big boobs. I spend almost $100 per bra at Neiman's to find one that fits.

[Shelly]

I'd be sad if I had to shop for bras there.

10 more lbs and I think I'll have to.

Moobs?

[Shelly]

Some of us had no say in the matter. Try having a small rib cage and big boobs. I spend almost $100 per bra at Neiman's to find one that fits.

I've heard Wacoal bras are great bras for those of us that are chesty. I've been meaning to get one.

Oh, and most women are wearing the wrong size bra to begin with. One of these days, I will have a professional fitting.

[marini martini]

Shelly,

It must suck for your customer to have big boobs, and bad feet :lol

[Shelly]

:lol

I don't think this applies to boobs or feet! http://www.wahlco.com/

[marini martini]

:lol

I don't think this applies to boobs or feet! http://www.wahlco.com/

Oh well :oops

[JoeChalupa]

My wife wears VS bras and I love 'em!!



On her that is.

[Fillmoe]

Titty Residue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

No, I'm not.

I'm a 42DD, just outside of the VS sizing. Which is fine with me, because I've never been overly thrilled with their bras anyway.

I was a 42C until about a year ago, but I could cheat and get into one of their 40Ds. Now that I am a true 40C, I don't care for the fit of any of their styles; their wires are killers!

[mrsmaalox]

I've heard Wacoal bras are great bras for those of us that are chesty. I've been meaning to get one.

Oh, and most women are wearing the wrong size bra to begin with. One of these days, I will have a professional fitting.

I get em at Dillard's. They are very nice bras; most of the sales clerks are bra fitters and will make sure you get the right one.

[ShoogarBear]

I've heard Wacoal bras are great bras for those of us that are chesty. I've been meaning to get one.Note the innocuous bit of bragging there.

[ploto]

I buy Chantelle. They work well because the bands run kind of tight compared to other brands and so that works good for me.

[Kermit]

what a coincidence.

i'm 42DD too


in penis size

So, is this a 42 DD?

http://i4.tinypic.com/10oiedk.jpg

[E20]

With my near Stallone pecs, I can fit into some high A's.

[KEDA]

most of the sales clerks are bra fitters

And to whom do I send my resume to for this line of work?

[Wild Cobra]

So, is this a 42 DD?

http://i4.tinypic.com/10oiedk.jpg
She has a normal ribcage. That's probaly a 32 to 36 F or G... As in Geeezsus...

[ploto]

Men often do not understand. The number has to do with the size of the rib cage-- the cup has to do with the difference between the measurement of the rib cage and the measurement of the chest.

[lefty]

" I never wear bras "

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/Strong_sd395654_150.jpg