If I run for public office....

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

my posts on this site will likely be used against me in an attempt to destroy my credibility should I ever decide to pursue such an opportunity. Why does that thought cross my mind whenever I post something? WTF?!! Why do I worry about crap like that???


You would think that my multiple felony arrest record catching up with me at some point would worry me more than posting about SPAM and poop and cheating friends and my undying hatred for pit bulls. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

















Oh well...I guess I'll have to keep pulling the puppet strings in anonymity.

[Hillary]

Let me know if you need someone to lead your campaign.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Let me know if you need someone to lead your campaign.



excellent

[FromWayDowntown]

That's why you should approach posting the way I do. Don't offer any real opinions, be willing to take both sides of an issue, and always post lots of links to free pornography.

The last of those suggestions is probably the most important one.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's why you should approach posting the way I do. Don't offer any real opinions, be willing to take both sides of an issue, and always post lots of links to free pornography.

The last of those suggestions is probably the most important one.

Listen to this man, Ed. It's a well known fact that Clinton put Gore on the ticket so he could have access to Gore's invention to give the voters hope. And porn. And the hope for more porn.

[mookie2001]

elpimpo has won and lost county commisioner elections while at spurstalk

[duncan228]

...posting about SPAM and poop and cheating friends and my undying hatred for pit bulls.

You erased your most incriminating one, the trimmer return to Target.
I think that besides the picnic table controversy you should be fine. :)

[marini martini]

Just do like I do, go back to all your posts and delete them the day after :drunk

And replace your posts with a .



:lol :lol :lol

[E20]

Who would know that EHJ is whoever in real life? Unless if there is a snitch.

[ShoogarBear]

A Google search for "Ed Helicopter Jones" returned the following images:

I would say his political goose is already cooked.

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/06/carmella-decesare-header.jpghttp://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/11/images/20041102-1_bush-thumbsup-515h.jpg
http://profiles.nlm.nih.gov/NN/B/D/B/Q/_/nnbdbq.jpghttp://www.forumspile.com/Attention-Whore_Beach.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e152/Danuas/faggot0.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I've always thought the 'attention whore' gal has a nice booty.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e152/Danuas/faggot0.jpg


Is that Manu?

[bus driver]

i would vote for you...