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remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 02:52 PM
There's a man on a roof.

It appears he's doped up on Heroine.

He's holding a water bottle and what appears to be a wooden spoon.

Interesting.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 02:54 PM
He put the wooden spoon down, and picked up a gun.

BacktoBasics
04-11-2008, 02:55 PM
pictures please

lebomb
04-11-2008, 02:56 PM
There's a man on a roof.

It appears he's doped up on Heroine.

He's holding a water bottle and what appears to be a wooden spoon.

Interesting.


What roof?????

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 02:57 PM
A flat roof.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 02:58 PM
pictures please

It's on the cable news network.

It's in Phoenix.

BacktoBasics
04-11-2008, 03:00 PM
OK who's going to be the one to post all the "fail" pictures. I'm too lazy

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:05 PM
:lol

Well they've ruled out tasering him. It's hard to get a good shot b/c of overhanging trees.

peewee's lovechild
04-11-2008, 03:06 PM
They should trow rocks at him.

peewee's lovechild
04-11-2008, 03:06 PM
Wait a minute . . . wooden spoon?

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:07 PM
This actually would make a great fail picture.

A guy hopped up on heroine on a roof, holding a water bottle, a wooden spoon, and a gun.

Surrounded by police.

mrsmaalox
04-11-2008, 03:08 PM
He's running from bounty hunters.

mrsmaalox
04-11-2008, 03:09 PM
They should trow rocks at him.

No, trow choos at him! :lol

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:11 PM
Well, they've gone away from the story.

I guess he's going to be up there awhile, which would explain the wooden spoon.

You gotta eat sometime.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-11-2008, 03:15 PM
did you have to remember the station it was on. i don't mean cnn. the station they were getting the feed from. i'm sure theyre covering it on their website.

mrsmaalox
04-11-2008, 03:17 PM
did you have to remember the station it was on. i don't mean cnn. the station they were getting the feed from. i'm sure theyre covering it on their website.

somewhere in Phoenix

Viva Las Espuelas
04-11-2008, 03:50 PM
somewhere in Phoenixthanks for the clarification

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:51 PM
It was Fox News. Whatever show Sheppard Smith does in the afternoon.

mrsmaalox
04-11-2008, 03:52 PM
thanks for the clarification

Your welcome:)

Viva Las Espuelas
04-11-2008, 03:55 PM
Your welcome:)it's "you're". thank ewe.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:56 PM
What you've all been waiting for....(dramatic music)

http://www.foxnews.com/urgent_queue/index.html#14e30bb8,2008-04-11

Here's what it says.

LIVE
KSAZ - MUST COURTESY
LOCATOR:
PHOENIX, AZ
PER KSAZ...
BAIL BONDSMAN GOES TO A MAN'S HOUSE TO COLLECT... MAN APPEARED STRUNG OUT ON HEROIN... SOMEHOW MADE HIS WAY UP TO THE ROOF WITH A GUN. HE IS CURRENTLY ON THE ROOF WARNING "HE WILL NTO BE TAKEN ALIVE"

I don't see a video, but I'll do a little more diggin. Maybe the guy will post on youtube later during the week.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:58 PM
I love google.

Here's a link to a live feed. http://media.myfoxphoenix.com/live/index.html

mrsmaalox
04-11-2008, 03:59 PM
it's "you're". thank ewe.

Yes I realized that after I pressed "submit". Please find it in you're heart to forgive.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 03:59 PM
And they have play by play commentary.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 04:02 PM
He's pacing around slurring something....

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 04:03 PM
For those who missed the link

http://media.myfoxphoenix.com/live/index.html

Viva Las Espuelas
04-11-2008, 04:07 PM
Please find it in you're heart to forgive.know

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 04:08 PM
If I were him I would demand a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

Shit, you're about to go to jail, why not just sit up on the roof, enjoy your last high for next 20 years and smoke a few ciggies.

spurs_fan_in_exile
04-11-2008, 04:09 PM
The camera shot is too far out to be certain, but it looks like the temperatures out there have gotten to Shaq.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 04:10 PM
The camera shot is too far out to be certain, but it looks like the temperatures out there have gotten to Shaq.

:lol Somebody should call Pat Riley.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 04:32 PM
Shaq's pacing around EATING A CHEESEBURGER.

This is fuckin' halariuos.

T Park
04-11-2008, 04:50 PM
A doped out moron uttering nothing to himself?

Wow, I didn't know D'Antoni spent his afternoons on roofs with wooden spoons..

AlamoSpursFan
04-11-2008, 06:06 PM
I'm guessing it's Aaron Fike.

T Park
04-11-2008, 06:50 PM
I'm guessing it's Aaron Fike.


Sucha great open wheeler.

Waste of talent.

remingtonbo2001
04-11-2008, 07:00 PM
It's just been confirmed

It's Oliver Miller.