Michael Kelso
04-20-2008, 01:32 AM
Hey gang,
I was busy waving my big red blanket at this big cow with horns. And then it started chasing me so I high tailed it to Forman's basemen. When Forman was putting the moves on Donna, I put krazy glue all over the toilet seat, but the extra large chili dog I had for lunch started knocking on the back door and I had to take a dump and forgot all about the krazy glue. I spent the rest of the day in the hospital getting treatment for all the raw skin that was ripped off when Hyde tied me to his El Camino and pulled my ass off the toilet. It really hurt! But I didn't get to see the the game and I was wondering what happened. I wish they would invent something where I could go to check out sports scores and info whenever I wanted! Damn the 70s suck!
I was busy waving my big red blanket at this big cow with horns. And then it started chasing me so I high tailed it to Forman's basemen. When Forman was putting the moves on Donna, I put krazy glue all over the toilet seat, but the extra large chili dog I had for lunch started knocking on the back door and I had to take a dump and forgot all about the krazy glue. I spent the rest of the day in the hospital getting treatment for all the raw skin that was ripped off when Hyde tied me to his El Camino and pulled my ass off the toilet. It really hurt! But I didn't get to see the the game and I was wondering what happened. I wish they would invent something where I could go to check out sports scores and info whenever I wanted! Damn the 70s suck!