San Antonio names 2nd most lustful city

[Shelly]

:eyebrows

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=abe9b9f2-08d4-4974-b5dd-09d637b1112c&rss=68

A large number of San Antonians apparently have pretty busy sex lives.

According to a Forbes magazine survey, San Antonio is one of the most lustful cities in the U.S. San Antonio tied with Portland, Oregon for 2nd place.

Forbes says market research shows San Antonians buy more contraceptives and condoms than the national average by a rate of more than 2 to 1.

The "mile high" city of Denver was named number 1.

The List:

1. Denver, CO
2. & 3. San Antonio, TX and Portland, OR (Tie)
4. Seattle, WA
5. Salt Lake City and Boise, ID
6. Washington, DC
7 & 8 Cincinatti, OH and Columbus, OH
9. Baltimore, MD

[ShoogarBear]

Congrats, Shelly! :toast

[Shelly]

For my typo in the title? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

2. & 3. San Antonio, TX and Portland, OR (Tie)


And what if they didn't count sheep?


5. Salt Lake City and Boise, ID

Inset your own polygamy joke here.



7 & 8 Cincinatti, OH and Columbus, OH

Putting the "oh!" in Ohio.


6. Washington, DC
9. Baltimore, MD

Once again Bal'mer gets our sloppy seconds.

[mrsmaalox]

In that link, why in the world would they show that crotch shot? Is that representative of a San Antonio crotch?

[tlongII]

Very surprising considering the large number of catholics in San Antonio.

[florige]

Yeah B'More in the house!!!!
Sloppy seconds?

[ShoogarBear]

For my typo in the title? :lol

Nah, I just assumed your answers brought the team average up.

[ATRAIN]

Im suprised Austin isnt on that list. Denver I believe. I was there for 3 days and I got laid.

[peewee's lovechild]

I did my part.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was there for 3 days and I got laid.

You must've gone with quite a bit of money.

[katyon6th]

Im suprised Austin isnt on that list. Denver I believe. I was there for 3 days and I got laid.


hahahahahahah you made me laugh out loud.

[ATRAIN]

You must've gone with quite a bit of money.


Your mom was visiting at the same time and she doesn't charge me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your mom was visiting at the same time and she doesn't charge me.

She's cool that way.

I've been waiting for your mom to reduce her prices, what with the anal herpes she got last year.

But, that bitch won't budge.

[ATRAIN]

She's cool that way.

I've been waiting for your mom to reduce her prices, what with the anal herpes she got last year.

But, that bitch won't budge.

Weren't you the one that gave her the herpes in the first place?

[florige]

You two need to duke it out and get it over with...:lol

[T Park]

:lol

Atrain and Peewee are damn heavyweights at it, they are good :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Weren't you the one that gave her the herpes in the first place?

I don't recall.

I just know that it hurt like hell to piss after I ass fucked her.

I maintain that she gave me the herpes, seeing how she's a whore and all that.

[peewee's lovechild]

You two need to duke it out and get it over with...:lol

As long as I'm allowed to bring my trusty barbed wire cast iron pipe.

[midgetonadonkey]

So SA is the 2nd most lustful city, 3rd fattest and top binge drinking city. We are a city full of drunken chubby fuckers.

[bus driver]

Forbes says market research shows San Antonians buy more contraceptives and condoms than the national average by a rate of more than 2 to 1.

i am calling B.S. i see way too many people with kids in this city.....:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

i am calling B.S. i see way too many people with kids in this city.....:lol

I used to poke holes on my friends condoms with a thumbtack for shits and giggles.

He's got four kids now.

Ahhh, good times.

[desflood]

We are a city full of drunken chubby fuckers.
You rang? :toast

[ShoogarBear]

i am calling B.S. i see way too many people with kids in this city.....:lol

It says they buy them. Reading the instructions is something different.

[Don Quixote]

How does San Antonio rank with the other 6 deadly sins?

Sloth
Greed
Gluttony

Envy
Anger
Pride?

[BigZak]

How does San Antonio rank with the other 6 deadly sins?

Sloth
Greed
Gluttony

Envy
Anger
Pride?


i'm working the sloth and gluttony angles...the rest of you mofos gotta do your part too....fcking slackers...

[ShoogarBear]

How does San Antonio rank with the other 6 deadly sins?

Sloth
Greed
Gluttony

Envy
Anger
Pride?
I sense a sequel to Se7en coming on . . .

[Don Quixote]

I sense a sequel to Se7en coming on . . .

I was thinking Dante. But whatever ...

[RashoFan]

How does San Antonio rank with the other 6 deadly sins?

Sloth
Greed
Gluttony

Envy
Anger
Pride?

When then Spurs win the championship this year...I think that will come naturally....:lobt: X5

[Shaolin-Style]

Damn, I'm a minority all of the sudden.