Mavericks are dumb organization......proof inside.

[lebomb]

They traded Steve Nash away......they traded Jason Kidd away, they traded Antoine Jamison away.......and brought Kidd back when he is 175yrs old. :lmao

[monosylab1k]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Findog]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Findog]

Oh look, here comes Queef Breath with some valuable basketball insight...

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Brandon Bass]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Humble Billy Hayes]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

double doses batman!

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.


America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Findog]

Do you have a door that's jammed up and doesn't close the way it used to? Are there cracks in the walls? That may be a sign of problems with your foundation, and trust me, it's not going to get better, it's only going to get worse. That's why you need to place a call to the good folks at All Pro Foundation Repair. Tony and the boys will come out to your house, they'll figure out what's going on, and they'll fix it right the first time. That's All Pro Foundation Repair...

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Shank]

:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking
:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking
:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking:bking
:bking:bking

[dirk4mvp]

its like a sound you hear that lingers in your ear

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[lebomb]

DAMN!!!!! Mavs fans out the woodwork. :(

[dirk4mvp]

So....did you guys know Subway has this footlong sub for $5 deal going on? I might go get a sweet onion teriyaki later.

[Findog]

DAMN!!!!! Mavs fans out the woodwork. :(

It can only be Jared!

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America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Shank]

DAMN!!!!! Mavs fans out the woodwork. :(

http://www.ratemypoo.com

[dirk4mvp]

http://www.ratemypoo.com


Looks abit like uncooked fish. Lebomb will have a blast.

[jack sommerset]

They traded Steve Nash away......they traded Jason Kidd away, they traded Antoine Jamison away.......and brought Kidd back when he is 175yrs old. :lmao


He is 34 not 175.

[Findog]

He is 34 not 175.


Mavs didn't trade Steve Nash either. OP needs to suck down on a failure pile.

[dirk4mvp]

failure pile.


http://www.drunkasaurusrex.com/KFC%20Bowl.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

failure pile.

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/kfcbowl2.jpg

[Xylus]

Mavs didn't trade Steve Nash either. OP needs to suck down on a failure pile.

I don't think the Cuban decision was that terrible, either. It seemed like the prime motivational factor for Nash's incline was Cuban's lowball. If Nash had resigned with the Mavericks, I don't think he'd be as great as he is today.

[degenerate_gambler]

They traded Steve Nash away......


You sure about that statement, boy?


Check your facts there commuter school graduate...

[Humble Billy Hayes]

http://dudewheresmyschnitzel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tacobell-potato.JPG

[degenerate_gambler]

http://dudewheresmyschnitzel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tacobell-potato.JPG



What the hell Billy? Did you hold a naked baby over that bowl?

[lebomb]

Mavs didn't trade Steve Nash either. OP needs to suck down on a failure pile.


Let him go........whatever. He left and it was dumb to let him go..........just like letting a young Harris leave. What the hell are the Mavericks thinking?

Im glad though.......Im not complaining.

Thanks guys!!! :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

[dirk4mvp]

What the hell Billy? Did you hold a naked baby over that bowl?


If that's the actual KFC bowl, I'm suing for false advertisement.

[Findog]

I don't think the Cuban decision was that terrible, either. It seemed like the prime motivational factor for Nash's incline was Cuban's lowball. If Nash had resigned with the Mavericks, I don't think he'd be as great as he is today.

You're exactly right. It's one of those things that worked out well for Phoenix, Nash and the Mavericks. If he stayed in Dallas, he would've continued to play the two-man game with Dirk and the other jumpshooters. The Mavericks were not going to continue to roll with a nucleus of Dirk, Nash, Fin and the Mormon. Phoenix is such a better fit for his skillset when he's feeding Amare and Marion for layups and dunks on the break.

It's like Bulls fans getting pissed off over letting Tyson Chandler walk and signing Ben Wallace. Of course Chandler is more effective when his PG is CP3 instead of Harry Potter.

[dirk4mvp]

Let him go........whatever. He left and it was dumb to let him go..........just like letting a young Harris leave. What the hell are the Mavericks thinking?

Im glad though.......Im not complaining.

Thanks guys!!! :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:



you're a mix of ducks and mr. chug. not good.

[Findog]

Let him go........whatever. He left and it was dumb to let him go..........just like letting a young Harris leave. What the hell are the Mavericks thinking?

Im glad though.......Im not complaining.

Thanks guys!!! :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:


You're not even worth talking hoops with cause you don't know shit.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Those are Taco Bell Potatoes. They make the KFC Bowl look good.

[Findog]

you're a mix of ducks and mr. chug. not good.


Leave MrChug out of it. He's actually alright. lequeef is his own special brand of faggotry.

[leemajors]

Leave MrChug out of it. He's actually alright. lequeef is his own special brand of faggotry.

I've read too many of MrChug's claims of his oral prowess to agree with that.

[Shank]

Onnnnllllyyyyyyyyy at Mattress Giaaaaant...OOOOOH, AAAAH!

[rAm]

OP might be wrong, but you guys are just retarded.

[rAm]

Beat you little bitches to it:


OP might be wrong, but you guys are just retarded.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[monosylab1k]

lame

[Findog]

OP might be wrong, but you guys are just retarded.

One retarded turn deserves another.

[jack sommerset]

You're exactly right. It's one of those things that worked out well for Phoenix, Nash and the Mavericks. If he stayed in Dallas, he would've continued to play the two-man game with Dirk and the other jumpshooters. The Mavericks were not going to continue to roll with a nucleus of Dirk, Nash, Fin and the Mormon. Phoenix is such a better fit for his skillset when he's feeding Amare and Marion for layups and dunks on the break.

It's like Bulls fans getting pissed off over letting Tyson Chandler walk and signing Ben Wallace. Of course Chandler is more effective when his PG is CP3 instead of Harry Potter.

Thats true. Nash never would have been a 2 time MVP winner either.

[rAm]

One retarded turn deserves another.

makes no sense, try again please.

[Findog]

makes no sense, try again please.


If a troll is going to start a smack thread and disrespect my team, I'm not going to get huffy and pissy, I'm going to turn around and treat that poster with disrespect as well. What he wants is for us to write essays about how the Mavericks were actually right to do this or that, or get into some kind of tit for tat exchange so he can pull the 4 rings card.

His attempt to incite something failed. Sorry you can't see that.

[Indazone]

They traded Steve Nash away......they traded Jason Kidd away, they traded Antoine Jamison away.......and brought Kidd back when he is 175yrs old. :lmao

Hmmm good pts and all these poser Mav's fans can come up with with thier combined IQ of 45 is a bowl of KFC. LMAO :toast

[rAm]

If a troll is going to start a smack thread and disrespect my team, I'm not going to get huffy and pissy, I'm going to turn around and treat that poster with disrespect as well. What he wants is for us to write essays about how the Mavericks were actually right to do this or that, or get into some kind of tit for tat exchange so he can pull the 4 rings card.

His attempt to incite something failed. Sorry you can't see that.

Ah, I get it now, makes sense. I thought you were referring to my post.

I agree with you, I just don't understand how those two sentences everyone keeps repeating proves anyone wrong or right.

[Findog]

Hmmm good pts and all these poser Mav's fans can come up with with thier combined IQ of 45 is a bowl of KFC. LMAO :toast


No, it's actually quite retarded. Good luck getting out of the first round with T-Quit and Bill Walton 2.0.

[Findog]

I just don't understand how those two sentences everyone keeps repeating proves anyone wrong or right.

It basically just means "You fail."

[Indazone]

The proof is inside is more testimony of the Mav's being a crackerjax organization. You keep hoping for the cool prize but all you get is a lame tatoo peeloff. lol

[Shank]

The proof is inside is more testimony of the Mav's being a crackerjax organization. You keep hoping for the cool prize but all you get is a lame tatoo peeloff. lol

:bking:bking:bking:bking

[Bob Lanier]

OP is retarded, too.

I mean, how stupid do you have to be to misspell "Antawn"?

[clambake]

if the mavs want to be perennial losers they should have traded for t-mac.

[Bob Lanier]

Scola > Dirk

Edit: Also, Reefer > Tony Parker

[Indazone]

if the mavs want to be perennial losers they should have traded for t-mac.

yea right, I'm not defending T-MAC BUT

if ya want a total wash trade we can switch T-Mac out with Dirk with a total net effect of zero benefit to either team. LOL

[Findog]

yea right, I'm not defending T-MAC BUT

if ya want a total wash trade we can switch T-Mac out with Dirk with a total net effect of zero benefit to either team. LOL

A team with Dirk as its best player has won 8 series and gone to a Finals. A team with T-Quit as its best player...

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Findog]

Oh, and one more thing: Antawn Jamison requested a trade because he didn't want to come off the bench anymore. The Mavericks got their 6th man replacement in Stackhouse, they opened up the small forward spot for Josh Howard, who can play D while Jamison can't...and they received the draft rights to Devin Harris. You can criticize the Mavs for fulfilling Jamison's request, or you can criticize them for giving up on a decent, young player that was inconsistent and injury-prone, but you can't do both.

[GuerillaBlack]

http://www.drunkasaurusrex.com/KFC%20Bowl.jpg

I'm sorry, but I had one of these things yesterday, and they were pretty good.

[Xylus]

I'm sorry, but I had one of these things yesterday, and they were pretty good.

That's a bannable offense, I hope you know.

If you like that shit, keep it to yourself.

[GuerillaBlack]

Try it. I'm telling, it felt good after a horrible weekend (stupid Rockets need to get their shit together).

[Findog]

Try it. I'm telling, it felt good after a horrible weekend (stupid Rockets need to get their shit together).

The KFC bowl is always a soothing balm for crushing disappointment. And just scroll past my smack posts towards Scolarules. He's a douche that deserves to have the Rockets struggles rubbed in his face, but you deserve better.

[Indazone]

LOL

I know KFC is about all the Mav's fans can handle. Sloppy seconds after the nuggets slide off your face and the drool hits the table.

[Indazone]

I'm sorry, but I had one of these things yesterday, and they were pretty good.


Nooooo OMG you're doomed now. A Rockets fan ate a Dallas Mav's lunch.

Get the drool buckets out now!

[MavDynasty]

bump

[Findog]

No, it's actually quite retarded. Good luck getting out of the first round with T-Quit and Bill Walton 2.0.

This post is hilarious now with my new team, avatar and sig.

[MavDynasty]

lol

[Tmac&Luther]

Somebody also forgot to mention how dumbass Cuban turned down a Dirk for Kobe Bryant trade. Man, the Mav fans in this thread are so damn emo :lol

[TheMadHatter]

Kobe was never seriously on the table. Just posturing to shut Kobe the hell up.

[Tmac&Luther]

Kobe was never seriously on the table. Just posturing to shut Kobe the hell up.

Yes he was, Mark Cuban even admitted it on a Dallas sports radio station with Randy Galloway. (which makes Cuban even more of a dumbass, because why would you admit to that stupidity.)

Cuban said Lakers were willing to move Kobe for Dirk..Cuban was the one that turned it down, not the Lakers brass (him and Dirk are butt buddies)...
http://www.patrickreeves.com/uploaded_images/dallas-mavericks-mark-cuban-dirk-nash-761610.png

If you don't think Kobe was on the table at the beginning of the season (when he was crying to be traded and bashing teamates in mall parking lots) you need to snap back to reality, because he was.

[Mr.ChugDynasty]

you're a mix of ducks and mr. chug. not good.

FUCK YOU PAL!

[Findog]

Somebody also forgot to mention how dumbass Cuban turned down a Dirk for Kobe Bryant trade. Man, the Mav fans in this thread are so damn emo :lol

The reason why nobody brought it up is because that never happened, fuckstick.

[Findog]

Yes he was, Mark Cuban even admitted it on a Dallas sports radio station with Randy Galloway. (which makes Cuban even more of a dumbass, because why would you admit to that stupidity.)

Cuban said Lakers were willing to move Kobe for Dirk..Cuban was the one that turned it down, not the Lakers brass (him and Dirk are butt buddies)...
http://www.patrickreeves.com/uploaded_images/dallas-mavericks-mark-cuban-dirk-nash-761610.png

If you don't think Kobe was on the table at the beginning of the season (when he was crying to be traded and bashing teamates in mall parking lots) you need to snap back to reality, because he was.

You're making that shit up, fuckwad. The Lakers were NEVER going to trade Kobe until this summer if he was still unhappy, since he can opt out of his contract next summer. Kobe's leverage would be at a max right now if he were still unhappy. Their plan was to ride it out and once the Lakers got off to a good start and the Grizzlies gifted them Gasol, Kobe's concerns were mollified.

The idea that the Lakers were going to move Kobe for Dirk last summer is a myth. You got the audio of Cuban saying something different? Post it. Otherwise you're completely full of shit.

[greensborohill]

yea right, I'm not defending T-MAC BUT

if ya want a total wash trade we can switch T-Mac out with Dirk with a total net effect of zero benefit to either team. LOL

bullshit, T-Mac is a total fucking loser, Nowitzki has an MVP numerous playoff series victories, and a WC Championship to prove he's leaps and bounds ahead of T-Mac in work ethic, want-to, and leadership.

T-Mac is a pile of shit.

[Findog]

Tmac doesn't deserve to be shit on. Most of the time in the playoffs, he's been on the lesser team, so I don't know how you can fault a guy for that.

That said, Dirk > Tmac.

[monosylab1k]

You're making that shit up, fuckwad. The Lakers were NEVER going to trade Kobe until this summer if he was still unhappy, since he can opt out of his contract next summer. Kobe's leverage would be at a max right now if he were still unhappy. Their plan was to ride it out and once the Lakers got off to a good start and the Grizzlies gifted them Gasol, Kobe's concerns were mollified.

The idea that the Lakers were going to move Kobe for Dirk last summer is a myth. You got the audio of Cuban saying something different? Post it. Otherwise you're completely full of shit.

yeah that Rocket Fan fag is full of shit. Cuban was on with Grandpa Urine and said they wouldn't trade Dirk for Kobe IF there was an offer. He was responding to the RUMORS of a Dirk-Kobe trade, he NEVER said that trade was on the table.

whether or not he was telling the truth is another story...but Cuban never confirmed that the trade was actually offered.

[Findog]

yeah that Rocket Fan fag is full of shit. Cuban was on with Grandpa Urine and said they wouldn't trade Dirk for Kobe IF there was an offer. He was responding to the RUMORS of a Dirk-Kobe trade, he NEVER said that trade was on the table.

whether or not he was telling the truth is another story...but Cuban never confirmed that the trade was actually offered.

Cuban would be pretty fucking stupid to come out and say that he would trade Dirk for Kobe if given the chance. You don't throw your franchise player under the bus like that. We all know the reality is that if it were on the table, you tip your cap to Dirk and thank him for his 10 years of service and do the deal, but you don't publicly discuss trading your players like that. It's just common sense.

[jack sommerset]

Cuban would be pretty fucking stupid to come out and say that he would trade Dirk for Kobe if given the chance. You don't throw your franchise player under the bus like that. We all know the reality is that if it were on the table, you tip your cap to Dirk and thank him for his 10 years of service and do the deal, but you don't publicly discuss trading your players like that. It's just common sense.


You would think Cuban would make that trade but I am not convinced.

[Findog]

You would think Cuban would make that trade but I am not convinced.

It's academic anyway because the Lakers never seriously considered trading Kobe. They waited him out and it worked.

[Findog]

Here's the other angle that TFag and Luther misses: Kobe made it known that he wanted to go to Chicago, Phoenix or Dallas. He has a no-trade clause in his contract, and he also made it clear he wasn't coming here to play with Jason Terry and Josh Howard. If he was coming here at all, it was to play WITH Dirk.

Even IF Cuban signed off on that trade, Kobe would've vetoed it. Mavs don't deserve a single iota of criticism for failing to make this happen:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2084/1660075619_7907a90c5d.jpg

[MavDynasty]

Here's the other angle that TFag and Luther misses: Kobe made it known that he wanted to go to Chicago, Phoenix or Dallas. He has a no-trade clause in his contract, and he also made it clear he wasn't coming here to play with Jason Terry and Josh Howard. If he was coming here at all, it was to play WITH Dirk.

Even IF Cuban signed off on that trade, Kobe would've vetoed it. Mavs don't deserve a single iota of criticism for failing to make this happen:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2084/1660075619_7907a90c5d.jpg

Damn,he looks nice in White and Blue

[Showtime24 LAKERS]

:lmao:lmao:lmao


WAKE UP, mav fans....
Kobe Bryant will never, ever wear a Dallas uniform!!

[Findog]

:lmao:lmao:lmao


WAKE UP, mav fans....
Kobe Bryant will never, ever wear a Dallas uniform!!

Thanks Kreskin. How old are you? 17? Only a teenager wouldn't be able to recognize when somebody is on the same side of an argument.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Thanks Kreskin. How old are you? 17? Only a teenager wouldn't be able to recognize when somebody is on the same side of an argument.

Hey, hey, hey :ihit .

[Findog]

Hey, hey, hey :ihit .

You're the exception that proves the rule :toast

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You're the exception that proves the rule :toast

:lol :toast

[Tmac&Luther]

If he was coming here at all, it was to play WITH Dirk.

Even IF Cuban signed off on that trade, Kobe would've vetoed it. Mavs don't deserve a single iota of criticism for failing to make this happen

No he wasn't. :lol Kobe is not a stupid guy he knows how contracts work and if he wanted to be traded to Dallas he would know the only way to make that happen would be to go to Dallas for a swap with Dirk, and most likely he would have no problem signing off on the deal. At the beginning of last season Kobe felt he had no talent around him while he watched Dallas go deep in the playoffs, he probably felt he's a lot better of a player than Dirk is and could take them further. Stop trying to make excuses to cover up Cuban's stupidity.....he flat out turned down dealing Dirk for the best player in the game.

[KidCongo]

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/53643/20080718/darius_miles_works_out_for_mavericks/

[endrity]

No he wasn't. :lol Kobe is not a stupid guy he knows how contracts work and if he wanted to be traded to Dallas he would know the only way to make that happen would be to go to Dallas for a swap with Dirk, and most likely he would have no problem signing off on the deal. At the beginning of last season Kobe felt he had no talent around him while he watched Dallas go deep in the playoffs, he probably felt he's a lot better of a player than Dirk is and could take them further. Stop trying to make excuses to cover up Cuban's stupidity.....he flat out turned down dealing Dirk for the best player in the game.

Kobe wanted to play with a legit star man, that is why he refused to go to Dallas if Dirk was traded, or to Chicago if Deng was traded. He had seen it all when it comes to carrying a team as a lone star.

Plus, honestly, how much better would the Mavs be with Kobe. It's not like he has proven he can carry a team by himself to a championship either. Stat wise Dirk has him beat the last 2-3 years. Go ask Hollinger if you don't believe me. The Mavs have a true franchise player in Dirk, they know that. A one of a kind. They need to surround him with the right talent AND the right coach.

[MavDynasty]

Kobe wanted to play with a legit star man, that is why he refused to go to Dallas if Dirk was traded, or to Chicago if Deng was traded. He had seen it all when it comes to carrying a team as a lone star.

Plus, honestly, how much better would the Mavs be with Kobe. It's not like he has proven he can carry a team by himself to a championship either. Stat wise Dirk has him beat the last 2-3 years. Go ask Hollinger if you don't believe me. The Mavs have a true franchise player in Dirk, they know that. A one of a kind. They need to surround him with the right talent AND the right coach.

A legit low post scorer and slashing.

[endrity]

A legit low post scorer and slashing.

Exactly! And not an all star either, just someone that doesn fumble the ball anytime that Dirk or Kidd passes it to him.

[Findog]

No he wasn't. :lol Kobe is not a stupid guy he knows how contracts work and if he wanted to be traded to Dallas he would know the only way to make that happen would be to go to Dallas for a swap with Dirk, and most likely he would have no problem signing off on the deal. At the beginning of last season Kobe felt he had no talent around him while he watched Dallas go deep in the playoffs, he probably felt he's a lot better of a player than Dirk is and could take them further. Stop trying to make excuses to cover up Cuban's stupidity.....he flat out turned down dealing Dirk for the best player in the game.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Stop making excuses for your own ignorance.

[The Franchise]

bullshit, T-Mac is a total fucking loser, Nowitzki has an MVP numerous playoff series victories, and a WC Championship to prove he's leaps and bounds ahead of T-Mac in work ethic, want-to, and leadership.

T-Mac is a pile of shit.

Give Tmac Dirks' team against Miami and you would have a championship.:king

[Findog]

Give Tmac Dirks' team against Miami and you would have a championship.:king

Don't think so. Mavs would've lost to the Grizzlies in the first round that year.

[endrity]

Don't think so. Mavs would've lost to the Grizzlies in the first round that year.

Maybe they win that series, but no way does TMac make the Spurs go against everything they have stood for and actually try to play smallball to catch up with the Mavs.