You Are a Die-Hard Spurs Fan If...

[Solid D]

(Finish the Sentence)

Here's one of mine:

if you can remember Linton Johnson III's jersey number, without looking it up.
:fro

[Spurminator]

You post online under the username "Spurminator" and don't care that your wife knows.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

You get pissy on Spurstalk over a loss in December.

[Medvedenko]

"you've had dinner with Vinnie-del-Negro"

[Shelly]

If you know what SPAM means

[boutons]

... if you think a winning road record padded by beating non-playoff/low-seed teams on the road means the Spurs are a good road team.

... if you think beating PHX missing Steve+Leadro @PHX doesn't deserve an asterisk.

... if you think losing 7 times by playing shitty to inferior teams playing shitty is "it's just one game", repeated 7 times.

... if you are satisfied with the Spurs 20 - 1 record @SBC.

:lol :lol :lol

[1Parker1]

(Finish the Sentence)

Here's one of mine:

if you can remember Linton Johnson III's jersey number, without looking it up.
:fro

Who the F*!# is Linton Johnson III :wtf
:)

[Dre_7]

Hes a G/F that has a very similar style to Stephen Jackson.

[Jdspur20]

u hate the Purple & piss

[jalbre6]

"you've had dinner with Vinnie-del-Negro"

You reminence with your friends about how hot Vinny Del Negro's wife was.

[slayermin]

you a bought a can of Sprite back in the day to get a $5 dollar upper level tick at the dome.

[tsb2000]

If you remember, and went to see, the Spurs playing in the Hemisfair- before the addition of the upper deck. :)

"Ol Skool"

[Goddess Spur]

If you were depressed when David Robinson retired.
If you've broken your remote because you've gotten angry while watching a game.

(Guilty of both of these..)

[ALVAREZ6]

-you want to burn Derek Fisher.



( 2004 Playoffs...... ) :devil :devil :flipoff :flipoff :cuss :cuss

[Dre_7]

-you want to burn Derek Fisher.



( 2004 Playoffs...... ) :devil :devil :flipoff :flipoff :cuss :cuss

I love Fisher. He is one of my fav players in the NBA (although I dont like it when he plays SA). I wanna burn the time keeper from that game. It was MORE then 0.4. But thats just me.

[Spurgal]

You're going out with Malik Rose ;)

[Solid D]

You're going out with Malik Rose ;)


:lol @ Spurgal
and the answer is Malik Rose, what is the question?

[ALVAREZ6]

I love Fisher. He is one of my fav players in the NBA (although I dont like it when he plays SA). I wanna burn the time keeper from that game. It was MORE then 0.4. But thats just me.

It was more than 0.4 its a fact.

The stupid ass fucker who was controlling the game clock started the clock late, therefor he got extra time ...

It's crazy how one stupid clock dude can fuck the whole spurs finals chances.

[ShoogarBear]

You saw Gervin set the HemisFair scoring record, and you saw Duncan set the Alamodome scoring record.

(Where's my Kluby?)

[GoSpurs21]

any mention of asterisk talk (of any sort) is for only laker fans and Spurs haters

you saw big Dave get his only quadruple double against pistons in the Dome

[jalbre6]

you saw big Dave get his only quadruple double against pistons in the Dome

Me there. It was Sean's return to SA too.

[Spurgal]

:lol @ Spurgal
and the answer is Malik Rose, what is the question?


I don't give a F--k what you believe, Solid D.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You once were excited by the news of Dave Corzine and Gene Banks being traded to Chicago for a certain gentle giant, and what (you thought) that meant for the Spurs improved chances of winning a championship.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You used to listen to games at night on WOAI on an old AM radio even though you lived 1,000 miles from San Antonio.

[Rummpd]

You have listened 1200 miles away and watched them play in 5 remote countries (including Russia and Lithuania in middle of night).

Your kid knows all the Spurs starters even though you live in Philadelpia and has a Duncan picture in his room.

MadDoc

[ShoogarBear]

You used to listen to games at night on WOAI on an old AM radio even though you lived 1,000 miles from San Antonio.

Me, @ 1800 miles.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You still have a shoebox in your closet with old Spurs boxscores cutout of newspapers from some of your favorite games in the 1970's.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Me, @ 1800 miles.


Shoog, I can tell you're old skool! You're alright brother! That's awesome.

I remember sitting in the cheap seats at the Hemisfair Arena for something like $3. Those were great days!!

[milkyway21]

..when you can't stop yourself from buying ALL those magazines & CDs w/c features Tim Duncan & the Spurs in it... :rolleyes like me.

[ShoogarBear]

You still have the sports section from the Spurs' first division championship.

In 1978.

In the San Antonio Light.

[ShoogarBear]

I remember sitting in the cheap seats at the Hemisfair Arena for something like $3. Those were great days!!

Seats? You got seats? I remember the SRO tickets. :lol

Standing Room Only. What a concept.

Damn fire marshals and their modern safety laws.

[rr2418]

you went to Spurs game in the Hemisfair Arena when they were raising the roof, and sat in the nosebleed section with a pillar obstructing your view!! :spin

[MosesGuthrie]

You used to listen to games at night on WOAI on an old AM radio even though you lived 1,000 miles from San Antonio.

you remember when Spurs games were on KTSA.

[Sense]

IF you hate MAlik.

[Jdspur20]

you have to put up with mavs fans everyday, and listen to "how great they are"( i live in the DFW area)

[Mark in Austin]

-If you still have a "We want it now" t-shirt.

-If you know which player designed the shirt.

-If you cancelled plans and roadtripped to San Antonio when you found out which game was going to be the comeback game for Sean after the transplant.

-If you HATE Karl Malone.

-If you know what the consequences of saying "the only good thing about San Antonio is the guacomole salad" in public are.

-If you wallpaper your room with newspaper articles and boxscores every season.

-If you're willing to put up with the shitty San Antonio sports anchors to see highlights of the games.

[tsb2000]

If you remember the Iceman taking Dr. J and the Sixers to the woodshed in the Eastern Conference semis in the '70's, only to lose to the Bullets after going up 3 games to 1.

If you remember when the Atlanta Hawks were the most feared team in the Central Division, and the Spurs primary threat.

If you've got a "Headin' West With the Spurs" souvenir cup from the Hemisfair with Stan Albeck on it, or a "Spurs are Playin' 'Cotton Ball'" cup from when Cotton Fitzimmons was the coach.

If you remember, and saw, George Karl as a Spurs player, and Rudy T as a Rockets player.

If you remember when those silver throwbacks were the regular unis.

:fro

[Solid D]

-If you still have a "We want it now" t-shirt.

-If you know which player designed the shirt.

-If you know what the consequences of saying "the only good thing about San Antonio is the guacomole salad" in public are.


I don't have a "We Want It Now" T-Shirt but I thought about that one shortly after starting this thread. It was designed by David Greenwood.

I also remember Mr. Guacamole.

http://www.remembertheaba.com/TributeMaterial/LBrownRainbowSweater.jpg

Larry Brown

[ShoogarBear]

People forget that Larry Brown also used to play for the Astros.

[Solid D]

:lol @ ShoogarBear

[T Park]

if you still have the black and white photo cards they used to sell with the player's head picture and action photo.


If you were there for Spurs Vs Lakers 1989.

Magic, Worthy, Robinson, Cheeks, Cummings.


You remember when Vernon Maxwell scored, Ernest T Worrel came onto the jumbotron.

You remember the Coyote sliding down a rope in the hemisfare and them playing dancing on the ceiling.

[Solid D]

If you remember Vernon Maxwell scoring on a break-away to get the Spurs over 125 points so that everyone at the HemisFair Arena got a free Big Mac.

[samikeyp]

you remember the $6 Gold seats at Hemisfair.

you know your Spurs players from Cory Alexander to Phil Zevenbergen.

[T Park]

Dallas Comegeys.

Matt Othick

Negele Knight.

Vinnie Johnson's short lived SA career.

Christian Welp

Uwe Blab.

Felton Spencer.

[MosesGuthrie]

Forrest McKenzie

Richard Relleford

Walter "the Truth" Berry

letting players like Paxson and Duckworth go elsewhere and have great careers.

running around after the game and collecting the plastic Spurs cups! :)

[timvp]

If you used to go to the church where the Spurs practiced at and sat in the cold while peaking thru a door to watch a two hour practice.

If you could recite the entire Spurs roster before you learned how to read.

If you watch games twice.

If you've memorized all the plays and all the corresponding hand gestures.

If you have a Greg Sutton t-shirt.

If you've had season tickets for six years and have missed less than five games.

If you're typing in this thread when you have work to do and you have to be asleep in 15 minutes.

[Kori Ellis]

if you run this Spurs forum where you have to deal with all these crazy people and their rantings and ravings after each Spurs loss or miscue.

[TheWriter]

(Finish the Sentence)
if you can remember Linton Johnson III's jersey number, without looking it up.
:fro

43

:smokin

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

LOL... All those Sean Elliott "Tacooooo Cabaaaannnnnnnaaaaaaaa" ads...

:shootme

[TheWriter]

The Coyote Clubhouse

And when KSAT used to be the local flagship station for Spurs games and Greg SImmons had his weekly show with Bob Hill and sometimes a GM Gregg Popovich.

[Useruser666]

You listened to WOAI the night David Robinson scored 71 points against the Clippers and are desperately trying to find a tape of that game.

[Jimcs50]

I sat in my car night after night after I moved from SA to Bryan, Texas so I could listen to the Spurs on WOAI, because the car radio is the only one that can pick up Spurs games.

I jumped 5 feet( 3 feet higher than my normal vertical leap) in the air, the second that I saw Bob Bass' and the Spurs' card did not come up, and Phoenix' did, for the 2nd pick in 1987 Draft Lottery, realizing that the Spurs won the lottery and the right to draft David Robinson.

[travis2]

I have also been known to sit in the car to listen to the games...did it quite often when I lived in NM.

[Phenomanul]

I sat in my car night after night after I moved from SA to Bryan, Texas so I could listen to the Spurs on WOAI, because the car radio is the only one that can pick up Spurs games.

I jumped 5 feet( 3 feet higher than my normal vertical leap) in the air, the second that I saw Bob Bass' and the Spurs' card not not come up for the 2nd pick in 1987 Draft Lottery, realizing that the Spurs won the lottery and the right to draft David Robinson.


For that matter... who was the second pick that year....???

[Jimcs50]

I have also been known to sit in the car to listen to the games...did it quite often when I lived in NM.


Now you just sit in your car next to Travis Park waiting for young boys to come up to the window, eh?


:)

[travis2]

You're still pissed because I told you I like women, aren't you?

[Jimcs50]

You're still pissed because I told you I like women, aren't you?


Yeah, great cover there, Travis.
You are fooling everyone. :rolleyes

:)

[Useruser666]

Yeah, great cover there, Travis.
You are fooling everyone. :rolleyes

:)

Travis Park = T Park? Hmmmm.......

[travis2]

Yeah, great cover there, Travis.
You are fooling everyone. :rolleyes

:)

Methinks thou dost protest too much

[ggoose25]

-you went to the welcome party in front of the alamo for tim duncan when he was first drafted, or

- or went to any of the airport welcomings during the recent playoff runs.

- or camped out in front of the dome/sbc for playoff tickets just for nosebleed seats

[LilMissSPURfect]

:blah
Kinda Lame but it fits.........

IF YOU LIVE SPURS...
WAKE UP TO SPURS NEWS
GO TO WORK/SCHOOL THINKING OF THE GAME OR NEXT GAME
&
GO TO SLEEP THINKING SPURS SHOULDA..

:fro

[Jimcs50]

Travis Park = T Park? Hmmmm.......

:lol

[KEDA]

you went to Spurs game in the Hemisfair Arena when they were raising the roof, and sat in the nosebleed section with a pillar obstructing your view!! :spin


AMEN!!!!

You still have the Rod Strickland pass etched in your brain!

You remember EXACTLY where you were for the MDM!

You have your route already planned out to get from the river parade to the Alamodome so you can see both celebrations when the Spurs win the Championship.

You bet 500$ that the Spurs would win the lottery and have the rights to pick Tim Duncan.

[Jimcs50]

Methinks thou dost protest too much


Simmer down there, Shakespear....just busting your balls a little, as usual.

:)

[IX_Equilibrium]

...you have suicidal tendencies whenever the spurs lose

[Jimcs50]

AMEN!!!!

You still have the Rod Strickland pass etched in your brain!

You remember EXACTLY where you were for the MDM!

You have your route already planned out to get from the river parade to the Alamodome so you can see both celebrations when the Spurs win the Championship.

You bet 500$ that the Spurs would win the lottery and have the rights to pick Tim Duncan.

If I recall correctly, if you were in nosebleed sections, you did not have obstructed view, that was only lower down in the higher priced seats.

[MosesGuthrie]

LOL... All those Sean Elliott "Tacooooo Cabaaaannnnnnnaaaaaaaa" ads...

if you remember all the Elliott "Ninja" T-Shirts that were sold with the WIllie Anderson "Chill" T-Shirts.


You listened to WOAI the night David Robinson scored 71 points against the Clippers and are desperately trying to find a tape of that game.

damn that would be sweet....I do remember it was a sunday afternoon game.

[Frenchise player]

You are still awaken to follow the Spurs game in your computer during 2 to 5 Am when you have to go to the university at 8

[ShoogarBear]

You remember the "Sound of the Spurs".

[Jimcs50]

You have over 18,000 posts on a Spurs forum when you could be doing something more worthwhle like saving the whales, sheltering the homeless, feeding the Ethiopians or buying Sequ some lifts for his shoes....something like that.


:)

[ShoogarBear]

Or filling an Aggie's cavity.

http://www.dent.umich.edu/research/loeschelabs/caries.gif

[baseline bum]

- You talked nonstop about Alvin and Dave together for 2 years with everyone in your section only to have the dream trampled by the TC trade

- You remember Walter Barry's Run-DMC chains and his woman cussing him out in front of everyone after games

- You ever got kicked out of the arena for making a banner calling Mychal Thompson soft and Angelo Drossos cheap

- You went to the games at the Dome since it was cheaper than watching them on TV

- You spent the night in line with homeless people at the Dome twice for Finals tickets and then went driving around looking for Ticketmaster outlets with short lines

- You constantly told Laker fans in LA they still weren't shit during the 3-peat

[Slomo]

- Stay up from 2 am til 5 am to listen to (and sometimes watch) Spurs games live everytime the Spurs play.

- Never schedule any meetings before 11 am on days following Spurs games so you can read all about the game in this forum.

- When going on business trips only book hotels with high speed internet access so you don't miss any games.

- Your 5 year old daughter can recognize the Spurs by the logo on their Jersey but does not recognize the national flag on the jerseys of team Slovenia.