Tim Duncan and TV Fakery

[Galileo]

Tim Duncan and TV Fakery

All;

I have discovered that TV fakery is not limited to 9/11, but now includes NBA basketball.

Here is a video of Tim Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs allegedly hitting a game-tying three-pointer in OT against the Phoenix Suns on Saturday:

Tim Duncan hits a *super* clutch three-pointer
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1949815167439019017&q=tim+duncan+three&ei=gR4NSOqgLqPQ4ALswaidBA&hl=en

* Our team of photographic experts and scientists have studied this video, and analyzed the trajectory of the speed & angle of the ball as it is released from Duncan's hand. After factoring in air resistance, we have determined the ball could not have gone through the hoop, but rather, should have clanked off the back of the rim. This video has been doctored.

* Our research team has studied the statistics of Tim Duncan, and found that Tim Duncan NEVER MADE a single three-point shot during the ENTIRE 2007-2008 season:

Career Totals
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3173/career

Therefore, Duncan could not have made this alleged three point shot. The video is fake.

* No eyewitness is known to have seen this alleged three-point shot by Duncan. It never happened.

This TV fakery is easy to pull off, since it only involves a conspiracy between ABC TV and the NBA, without the need for CBS, NBC, FOX, and CNN to be involved in the conspiracy.

No doubt, worried about allegations that Tim Duncan and the Spurs are "boring", this faked three-pointer was an obvious ploy to increase TV ratings. Indeed, this is the case:

NBA Playoffs Ratings Up On ABC, ESPN Over '07 Opening Weekend
http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=sbd.preview&articleID=120207

NOTE

This is not the first time that the NBA has been involved in a conspiracy. Besides a conspiracy to call fouls on people guarding Michael Jordan, the following are also documented:

* The 1985 NBA draft lottery was fixed so the New York Knicks could draft Patrick Ewing:

Conspiracy in the NBA 1985 Lottery Draft - How Ewing went to NY Knicks
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38206

* Spurs/Suns games fixed last year as well:

Did Tim Donaghy and crew fixed game 3 of Suns-Spurs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvkKdXLwt0U

* A search of the terms "NBA" and "conspiracy" returns 447,000 hits

nba conspiracy
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nba+conspiracy&btnG=Search

Thoughts?

[RandomGuy]

Ok, that was funny. Something we can agree on.

Thank you.

[Don Quixote]

Umm, but there were a ton of eyewitnesses to the 3-pointer. How do we account for all the cheering? And Phoenix's crying afterward?

[RandomGuy]

Umm, but there were a ton of eyewitnesses to the 3-pointer. How do we account for all the cheering? And Phoenix's crying afterward?


The crying was definitely real.

[ClingingMars]

It was....

STEVE KERR IN DISGUISE! COLLUSION11!!111!!1

- Mars

[Galileo]

More Tim Duncan footage surfaces

Earlier, I proposed that the video of Tim Duncan hitting a clutch three was faked by the NBA and ABC:

Tim Duncan and TV Fakery
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92963

But now, amateur footage of this shot has surfaced, which proves Duncan really did hit this shot:

Live Tim Duncan Three Pointer to Send it into Overtime!!!
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=tim+duncan+three&hl=en&sitesearch=

For the same reason, the amateur footage of the WTC disproves the TV fakery theory.

PS - Today is Tim Duncan's birthday. Happy birthday Tim! Big 32! RL

[Galileo]

bump!

[ChumpDumper]

Why?

[LnGrrrR]

Good one. :lol