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mouse
04-24-2008, 10:54 PM
Got any stories of buying or fixing an electronic item?

E20
04-24-2008, 10:58 PM
I was once excavated an old toilet from our bathroom and installed a brand new toilet with power flushing/suction with my brother. I learned something that day.

marini martini
04-24-2008, 10:58 PM
No:lmao

Slydragon
04-24-2008, 11:00 PM
Got any stories of buying or fixing an electronic item?

I got a few about buying and breaking some. :depressed Never will I listen to the Internet again on how to better my purchases.

marini martini
04-24-2008, 11:00 PM
I was once excavated an old toilet from our bathroom and installed a brand new toilet with power flushing/suction with my brother. I learned something that day.

Did it suck your brother up???????/:dizzy

mouse
04-24-2008, 11:01 PM
I was once excavated an old toilet from our bathroom and installed a brand new toilet with power flushing/suction with my brother. I learned something that day.


No shit?

Did you remember the wax ring? Many people have no idea and have to go back to the hardware store. Anyway how long did it take and what did you learn?

Cant_Be_Faded
04-24-2008, 11:11 PM
one time i jacked off to a pc
rofl

mouse
04-24-2008, 11:11 PM
I got a few about buying and breaking some. :depressed Never will I listen to the Internet again on how to better my purchases.

Can you go into detail? If I am to sell these stories to my publisher i would need more to go on. Thanks! :toast

mouse
04-24-2008, 11:14 PM
one time i jacked off to a pc
Did you insert your floppy first? Did you do it till it MHZ?

Steve Perry
04-24-2008, 11:17 PM
I have a tech question.............does anyone here own a iphone, how much did you pay and what have you done with it so far?

GoGatos.
04-24-2008, 11:19 PM
Dude ask batman he has many tech stories in fact I think he was shot with a tech 9

Slydragon
04-24-2008, 11:21 PM
Can you go into detail? If I am to sell these stories to my publisher i would need more to go on. Thanks! :toast

Maybe later, Dr. say high blood pressure is bad for me right now and to stay relax. :lol

E20
04-24-2008, 11:26 PM
No shit?

Did you remember the wax ring? Many people have no idea and have to go back to the hardware store. Anyway how long did it take and what did you learn?
The wax ring came with the toilet, that is pretty tough to do, you gotta align it perfectly and make sure nothing moves or else and plus taking off the old wax ring is a pain in the ass. I learned that our sewage/waste system is a thing of gold and how it is all perfectly designed and built, it's a underrated masterpiece how it works.



Did it suck your brother up???????/
No, but once the toilet was installed it was clean as a whistle so we started throwing toilet water at each other. Toilet water is actually pretty clean before any usages.

Supreme_Being
04-24-2008, 11:29 PM
I have a tech question.............does anyone here own a iphone, how much did you pay and what have you done with it so far?


I did. iPhone is a great multimedia device.


Now, I do have a crappy Nokia e62.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-24-2008, 11:36 PM
E20 said in the troll forum once that he photocopied a milk carton, converted it to bitmap, printed it out in life size, then stuck his D through it while he j'ed off to 2girls1cup

marini martini
04-24-2008, 11:49 PM
E20 said in the troll forum once that he photocopied a milk carton, converted it to bitmap, printed it out in life size, then stuck his D through it while he j'ed off to 2girls1cup

Oh, rrrrrrrrrrrly?:wow

E20
04-25-2008, 12:34 AM
:rolleyes:rolleyes
:ihit:ihit
:lol:rollin
:downspin::toast

mouse
04-25-2008, 12:44 AM
Maybe later, Dr. say high blood pressure is bad for me right now and to stay relax. :lol


Dude did you ever post at SR?

mouse
04-25-2008, 01:02 AM
The wax ring came with the toilet, that is pretty tough to do, you gotta align it perfectly and make sure nothing moves or else and plus taking off the old wax ring is a pain in the ass. I learned that our sewage/waste system is a thing of gold and how it is all perfectly designed and built, it's a underrated masterpiece how it works.



No, but once the toilet was installed it was clean as a whistle so we started throwing toilet water at each other. Toilet water is actually pretty clean before any usages.

Dude you can get at least 13.00 dollars an hour if you do that shit all day @ Ft.Sam I worked there over 7 years. I would always come up with fast and new ideas on how to make the job easier. I came up with this cool tool if you want to paten it. I only want 10% of the 50 Million Lowes will pay you.
I didn't have the 3,000.00 dollars for the Attorney fees and the 5,000.00 for the Paten application.


I also Invented a cool tool for Installing Vinyl floors also. It saves you at least 75% of the time and is fun to use. Kinda like the talking tape measure.
Have you ever had to go into the Attic to do a job? That's where I draw the line........ I don't craw under the house, or work in the Attics anymore.
I rather be on a Crab boat in Alaska doing a show called Deadliest catch!
:smokin



You have any pics of the project?

DannyT
04-25-2008, 02:57 AM
http://www.kbr.com/careers/job_search/index.aspx

http://www.csc.com/

here you go dude

E20
04-25-2008, 02:17 PM
Dude you can get at least 13.00 dollars an hour if you do that shit all day @ Ft.Sam I worked there over 7 years. I would always come up with fast and new ideas on how to make the job easier. I came up with this cool tool if you want to paten it. I only want 10% of the 50 Million Lowes will pay you.
I didn't have the 3,000.00 dollars for the Attorney fees and the 5,000.00 for the Paten application.

I also Invented a cool tool for Installing Vinyl floors also. It saves you at least 75% of the time and is fun to use. Kinda like the talking tape measure.
Have you ever had to go into the Attic to do a job? That's where I draw the line........ I don't craw under the house, or work in the Attics anymore.
I rather be on a Crab boat in Alaska doing a show called Deadliest catch!
:smokin



You have any pics of the project?
Pics? No. LOL We should have taken a pick on the wait time for the ring to be securely in place me and my bro had to both sit on the toilet so we could apply pressure on that shit. That would have been a funny pic. I'll think about the patents when I get the money LOL

mouse
04-26-2008, 11:52 AM
this should go into the the "remember the time thread"

thanks

I will remember that next time. :smokin

anyone here had a beeper at one time?

http://www.pimall.com/nais/images/beeper.jpg

nacho
04-26-2008, 02:31 PM
Everyone thought they was the shit when they first came out! :lmao