Change the Rule!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.

[FlAVaK]

:lmao
Yeah, it really hurts my eyes watchin` somebody beein` so fat and so immobile
and gettin 20.000.000 $ doin` so...

[phyzik]

I felt embarrased for him...

[Obstructed_View]

If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.

And THAT, my fellow Spurs fans, is a sig-worthy quote if ever I saw one.

[E20]

The worst thing I'm worried about is that Suns players lose their temper and foul hard/deck a Spurs player.

[jmard5]

"When I'm upset, I'm known to do certain things - like win championships" - Shaquille O'Neal

[timvp]

New rule. You can't have superstar guards from both Argentina and France. To solve this issue, the opposing team can select which of the guards to put on the bench.

[BonnerDynasty]

They should limit playoff teams to 7 deep. That way teams like the Spurs won't have disposable players to hack-a-snaq.

[SPARKY]

New rule: teams get to replace one playoff game with the result from a regular season game per playoff series.

[wijayas]

If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.

Well said ShoogarBear!!!! :toast :toast :toast

[1Parker1]

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

New Rule: Hall of Fame power forwards cannot shoot end-of-game three-pointers.

[Solid D]

I thought the turning point for the Suns tonight was when Timmy flopped. Stop that Flop!

[wijayas]

New Rule: Hall of Fame power forwards cannot shoot end-of-game three-pointers.

You should compile all these new rules and send them over to Stu & Stern companies...:lol :lol :lol

[timvp]

If the Suns and Spurs would have replayed Game 1 ten times, the Suns would win eight. Games 2 and 3 were just the other two games unaccounted for in the equation.

[Slomo]

If Shaq is within 9 feet of your guard shooting a three, the shot doesn't count.

[K-State Spur]

If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.

We also need a rule change in baseball that pitchers are not allowed to throw sliders. They are harder to hit. Rule changes to cover all players' deficiencies!

[timvp]

New rule. Instead of playing games in the playoffs, we'll award the series victory to the team that averaged more point during the regular season.

[phyzik]

New rule: A guard is not allowed an unconstested layup with under 10 seconds to go.

[SPARKY]

Playoff series will be decided by Hollinger's regressions.

[ShoogarBear]

New rule: if you have three HoF players in your starting lineup, you only have to play on one side of the court.

[Warlord23]

Series winners will be decided by TV ratings and ESPN polls

[phyzik]

New rule: if you have three HoF players in your starting lineup, your only allowed to play on one side of the court.

I fixed Shoogar!!!! :downspin:

[DDS4]

New rule: Phoenix Suns get 6 men on defense.

Oh wait...that might not help either.

[timvp]

Playoff series will be decided by Hollinger's regressions.:rollin

[wijayas]

New Rule: If the opposing team is about to get blown out, they are entitled to one flagrant foul without penalty...

[ShoogarBear]

New rule: If you've been swept six times before and are looking at a seventh, you get to eat your coach.

[Slomo]

New rule: Phoenix Suns get 6 men on defense.

Oh wait...that might not help either.

:lol:tu

[wijayas]

New Rule: Traffic Police must stand ready to issue speeding ticket to opposing guards when there is a mismatch on points in the paint.

[gino>yourlife]

New rule: Phoenix Suns get 6 men on defense.

Oh wait...that might not help either.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol post of the day

[timvp]

New Rule: Traffic Police must stand ready to issue speeding ticket to opposing guards when there is a mismatch on points in the paint.That $185 was worth it now.

:hat

[carina_gino20]

Every time someone scores, they should stop play so Shaq can stroll to his position.

[Kori Ellis]

New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.

[timvp]

Someone email this to Henry Abbott so he can get ideas for his next blog.

[wijayas]

New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.

:lmao :lmao:lmao

[Kermit]

New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.

Jeez. No kidding. They need to set up a booth in the back for Eva and Tony during halftime.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.

I wonder if what Tony did to Nash yesterday can be considered adultery... You think Eva will ever forgive Tony's transgression?

[T Park]

Jeez. No kidding. They need to set up a booth in the back for Eva and Tony during halftime.


Shit you'd play basketball like superman too if you were hittin that at home...

[wijayas]

New Rule: Ban jump shot.

[Kermit]

Shit you'd play basketball like superman too if you were hittin that at home...

I would probably give up basketball and make sex my full time job.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

New Rule: The following strategies are banned-Hack a Shaq, Pick and Roll a Shaq, Defend a Shaq, Tempt a Shaq with a Snack, Ankle Snap a Shaq, Expect Anything Helpful from a Shaq. Trade for a Shaq is also banned, with any GM who does required to enter the NBA's Hype Abuse Program tell help them kick the habit.

[SAGambler]

I felt embarrased for him...

Hell, I didn't. I'm thinking CIA Pop. Didn't show them this during their RS wins.

Then pull it out in the playoffs. Damn Pop is like a chessmaster. Always thinking 3 moves ahead. And sure enough, neither Snaq nor D'antoni knew how to handle it.

Oh, and I can hardly wait to see what Pop has in his bag of tricks for the Hornets, if we move on to them in the 2nd round. But you can bet it will be good.

[SAGambler]

I wonder if what Tony did to Nash yesterday can be considered adultery... You think Eva will ever forgive Tony's transgression?

What about what he did to the entire Suns organization. Hell, he fucked em all.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I agree! Tony cheated on Eva with the Suns yesterday!

[gospursgojas]

:lol @ Tony cheating on Eva by fucking the Suns

[ShoogarBear]

New rule: When the Spurs continue to spank the Suns, Henry Abbott will stop making excuses for the Suns and just won't post about the series at all.

Oh, wait, that's not a new one.

[peskypesky]

The worst thing I'm worried about is that Suns players lose their temper and foul hard/deck a Spurs player.

I was actually very worried that they were going to do that last night. I kept thinking "Shaq is going to lose it and just demolish a Spur."

[peskypesky]

New rule: If you've been swept six times before and are looking at a seventh, you get to eat your coach.

:rollin

[Bruno]

New rule : Coaches can't make tactical adjustments during games. They are only allowed to clap their hands and say "let's go" and "come on".

[peskypesky]

Who fucked the Suns more, Tony or Kerr?

[Strike]

If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.

That's my new Signature!

Thank you.

[Strike]

New rule: If you've been swept six times before and are looking at a seventh, you get to eat your coach.

"That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!"

[baseline bum]

Every time a player gets hacked intentionally, he shoots free throws until he makes two.

[ClingingMars]

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/Awesome/threadrocks.jpg

- Mars

[peskypesky]

New rule: Shaq gets to dunk his free throws.

[Obstructed_View]

New rule: Shaq gets to dunk his free throws.

That's an old rule. Wilt used to do that, which is why the current rule is in place.

[wijayas]

New rule: When the Spurs continue to spank the Suns, Henry Abbott will stop making excuses for the Suns and just won't post about the series at all.

Oh, wait, that's not a new one.

You are right Shoogar. Henry is "busy" blogging courtside in Philly. With such a huge basketball brain that he has, he is pretty quiet when the Suns is setting. :lol