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lefty
04-27-2008, 08:12 PM
Book it.

The end is near; it will be extremely sweet.

We'll get him a brutal, but very comprehensive retirement package.

http://www.nba.com/media/ShaqSwing_350_070821.jpg

BonnerDynasty
04-27-2008, 08:12 PM
Homeboy just got divorced. He is not leaving 40 mil.

lefty
04-27-2008, 08:13 PM
Homeboy just got divorced. He is not leaving 40 mil.

Don't worry

Shaq will have a great rapping / acting career :D

Mr.Bottomtooth
04-27-2008, 08:14 PM
Shaq will play list NBA game?

lefty
04-27-2008, 08:15 PM
Shaq will play list NBA game?

Huh?

Allanon
04-27-2008, 08:17 PM
Shaq will play list NBA game?

I don't get this joke and why the title of the thread is like this. Must be an ST thing.

ipeefreely
04-27-2008, 08:28 PM
Don't worry

Shaq will have a great rapping / acting career :D

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The only thing SNAQ will be doing is trying to figure out how to put his post NBA 400 lb body on the dance floor for Dancing with the PATHETIC HAS BEEN Stars......

I actually hope you all complete this series, I personally will enjoy watching him implode..

Remember now..

He left Orlando, trashed Penny and Bob Hill
He left the Lakers, trashed Mitch K, Dr Buss, Kobe and every other player
He used the media AGAIN to manipulate his way out of contract that HE SIGNED IN MIAMI, he has no cred, he is backstabbing loser...

I think for a Laker fan, they have to be thrilled, with the youth and the line up they have, they are going to dominate for many years, me thinks.... years....The Spurs, no offense but they might have enough for one more title, but thisteam is really getting old.....for whom the bell tolls.....

I think for a Miami fan, you ahve to happy, you got rid of 40 mil and have some good youth to start over with.

I think if you are a SUNS fam, you are fukked hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Shaq has destroyed the Suns, they miss Marions, boards both O and D, his 3 point shot, he mad defense......

Riley said they have stiched up the wounds, but fully expects another round coming from him...

What a big smelly sweaty rotting catus....

ShoogarBear
04-27-2008, 08:29 PM
No way Shaq is leaving $40 mil on the table. Especially if he'll only be off the DL 20 games a year to earn it.

J.T.
04-27-2008, 08:29 PM
Pistons < Spurs, or anyone, photoshop that pic of Shaq with the golf club so that he's holding a spork. Please?

Don Quixote
04-27-2008, 08:30 PM
There's no way Shaq is leaving $40 mil on the table. Dang, it's not like he even has to try hard. He'll show up late for training camp, as usual, out of shape, get hurt, and miss half the season.

SenorSpur
04-27-2008, 09:59 PM
There's no way Shaq is leaving $40 mil on the table. Dang, it's not like he even has to try hard. He'll show up late for training camp, as usual, out of shape, get hurt, and miss half the season.

...and don't forget, at some point during next season, he will blame everyone else for not getting enough touches.:downspin:

Bob Lanier
04-27-2008, 10:54 PM
I've got 700 days left (on his contract), and I ain't changing a (expletive) thing.

milkyway21
04-28-2008, 12:37 AM
make It Happen San Antonio!

Princess_Pimp
04-28-2008, 12:52 AM
No it's not! It's Game 6! bitchess.....

m33p0
04-28-2008, 05:58 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2448918592_f9f36de05f_o.jpg
its a photoshop waiting to happen.

lefty
04-28-2008, 08:24 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2448918592_f9f36de05f_o.jpg
its a photoshop waiting to happen.

:lol

Looks like he is staring at a giant cake, ready to snackattack.

ancestron
04-28-2008, 08:30 AM
I wonder if Shaq is aware of the life that is crumblig around him. Got Divorced, moved from Miami to join the Suns, talked all that "when I get angry I win rings" smack and is down 3-1 to the Spurs....He'll be 37 next year, he's burned just about every bridge he's had in the NBA....what a shithead.

mrsmaalox
04-28-2008, 09:38 AM
:lol

Looks like he is staring at a giant cake, ready to snackattack.

:lmao

PHXSpursFan
04-28-2008, 09:43 AM
Agreed, Shaq will end his overrated, semi retarded career here, Tuesday. Can't wait for the Hornets series to start. I'm so sick of queer ass suns fans I think I'm going to kick the shit out of one for lunch.

wijayas
04-28-2008, 10:06 AM
...and don't forget, at some point during next season, he will blame everyone else for not getting enough touches.:downspin:

And his Amare Project will go down south... :downspin:

bdictjames
04-28-2008, 01:32 PM
I hope Shaq shuts his mouth and plays a decent season next year.

hater
04-28-2008, 01:40 PM
next year, the Suns will dump Shaq and he will sign with the Spurs. he will get his 5th ring next to Timmy who will be getting his 6th ring.

urunobili
04-28-2008, 01:46 PM
next year, the Suns will dump Shaq and he will sign with the Spurs. he will get his 5th ring next to Timmy who will be getting his 6th ring.

you should change your nick to "dreamer" :lmao

All Seeing Eye
04-28-2008, 02:02 PM
Agreed, Shaq will end his overrated, semi retarded career here, Tuesday. Can't wait for the Hornets series to start. I'm so sick of queer ass suns fans I think I'm going to kick the shit out of one for lunch.

It's about noon. I'm at 15th Av and Thomas. Where do you want to get your ass kicked?

urunobili
04-28-2008, 02:07 PM
It's about noon. I'm at 15th Av and Thomas. Where do you want to get your ass kicked?

i am at 74th and thomas want me to bring my Ginobili jersey?

xtremesteven33
04-28-2008, 02:09 PM
na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye.....

All Seeing Eye
04-28-2008, 02:12 PM
i am at 74th and thomas want me to bring my Ginobili jersey?

You might need it to staunch the flow of your own blood, so yeah.

urunobili
04-28-2008, 02:14 PM
You might need it to staunch the flow of your own blood, so yeah.

lol... lots of talk here cunt... you'll be my whore in 2 moves...:lol:lol

PHXSpursFan
04-28-2008, 02:23 PM
It's about noon. I'm at 15th Av and Thomas. Where do you want to get your ass kicked?

Ooh, I'd love to. Is it too late to get in on this!!

All Seeing Eye
04-28-2008, 02:29 PM
Ooh, I'd love to. Is it too late to get in on this!!

Sure! You know where Desert Sky Mall is?
Besides, you kind of started it, so...

DarrinS
04-28-2008, 02:32 PM
It's about noon. I'm at 15th Av and Thomas. Where do you want to get your ass kicked?


Internet tough guy forum.

All Seeing Eye
04-28-2008, 02:40 PM
Ok, I guess not...
In that case...

Hey urunobili, your band's not half bad. Do you gig in Phoenix?

tp2021
04-28-2008, 05:40 PM
It's about noon. I'm at 15th Av and Thomas. Where do you want to get your ass kicked?

http://image.idlethreat.com/gallery/images/dont-worry-im-from-the-internet.jpg

ClingingMars
04-28-2008, 05:45 PM
Internet tough guy forum.

Budkin
04-28-2008, 05:54 PM
:lmao at this thread... reminds me of when someone posted on Craigslist that they wanted a Bush supporter to fight them so they could kick their ass.

FromWayDowntown
04-28-2008, 05:56 PM
The Suns will shock the world this summer by trading Shaq to the Phoenix Mercury for Diana Taurasi.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-28-2008, 05:57 PM
What???!!! Shaq's going to walk away from $40M in guaranteed money?!



I've obviously stumbled into the Steve Kerr Wet Dream Forum.

urunobili
04-28-2008, 06:58 PM
Ok, I guess not...
In that case...

Hey urunobili, your band's not half bad. Do you gig in Phoenix?

thanks for the feedback... guess we're friends now! :yield

yes i have been playing in PHX... u a musician? PM me if u want... :toast

Hook Dem
04-28-2008, 07:06 PM
The Suns will shock the world this summer by trading Shaq to the Phoenix Mercury for Diana Taurasi.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

BiZNicK
04-28-2008, 07:51 PM
WOWW

Suns win one game and it gets all hyped up. Anyone else find this damn ridiculous? Suns are done.

SpursWoman
04-28-2008, 07:59 PM
I think I just OD'd on testosterone. :drunk

ShoogarBear
04-28-2008, 08:20 PM
FWIW, I heard on the radio last week that Shaq and his wife were trying to reconcile.

ShoogarBear
04-28-2008, 08:20 PM
I think I just OD'd on testosterone. :drunk

Must . . . resist . . .

Strike
04-28-2008, 08:46 PM
Book it.

The end is near; it will be extremely sweet.

We'll get him a brutal, but very comprehensive retirement package.

http://www.nba.com/media/ShaqSwing_350_070821.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/nicethreaddf3.jpg

lefty
04-28-2008, 09:09 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/nicethreaddf3.jpg

Actually, you're the only one who thinks this thread is a fail.

But ...

http://www.stereoluz.net/images/nice-try-bitch.gif

Strike
04-28-2008, 09:24 PM
Actually, you're the only one who thinks this thread is a fail.

But ...

http://www.stereoluz.net/images/nice-try-bitch.gif

Nice reply.

You get an A for effort.

lefty
04-28-2008, 09:25 PM
Nice reply.

You get an A for effort.

...

Strike
04-28-2008, 10:43 PM
...

Seriously. No sarcasm. That made me laugh.

I still disagree. No way Shaq is leaving all that money on the table. Either the Suns suck it up or find some other sucker to take him in a trade. Shaq won't let himself not get paid the money he "deserves".

lefty
04-28-2008, 10:43 PM
Seriously. No sarcasm. That made me laugh.

Thanks :D

You really got me with that " Nice thread; just kidding you fail "

Strike
04-28-2008, 10:50 PM
I aims to please.