Mavs/Hornets Game 5: The KFC Bowl Game

[Shank]

Sadness.

That's what it's come down to. Alone in the basement, masturbating to Jane Fonda tapes while eating a KFC Famous Bowl-type sadness.

Tonight, we may witness the end of what used to be our beloved Dallas Mavericks. From what has transpired since yesterday morning, we may see a sort of mutiny tonight - one where the players clearly tune out their coach and put it upon themselves to get the win tonight. It's definitely going to be odd.

This may be the final time we see Avery on the sidelines for the Mavs, the last time we see Stackhouse in any uniform and the last time we watch Josh Howard toss up another stupidfuckingjumper as a Dallas Maverick.

It feels like when you leave summer camp as a kid - sure, we had a blast while we were there. We got laid. We cried. People picked on us because we were fat. We were almost kickball champion before choking it away in the final inning. Fuck. It was sooooo close. But we never graced the promised land.

Anyway - fuck it. Burger King. :bking

[SAtown]

"The KFC Bowl Game" :lmao

[Findog]

Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?

Not that I've ever tried to multitask like that...

[Str8Ballin]

that should be an actual shot. The "stupidfuckingjumper."

[Findog]

I just hope Josh doesn't settle for schwag the way he settles for 20-foot jumpers.

[monosylab1k]

Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?

Yes, yes it is. I remember my last time like it was February 3rd, 2008.

[Bob Lanier]

Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?
Possible? Possible? It's the only way to fly, baby.

:cry:jack::flypig

[Shank]

http://www.nickadamsweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/kfcbowl.jpeg
Game 5.

[monosylab1k]

I'll pick one up on the way home from work.

Dammit.

[Findog]

Yes, yes it is. I remember my last time like it was February 3rd, 2008.

That's my birthday.

Oh, I just caught the signficance of that. Sorry about that.


Also, in honor of the Mavericks, should Laura Green be the subject of my next masturbation session? She's not even that hot, but if it's good enough for Joe Prunty, is it good enough for me? I'd actually prefer to get my hands on that MILF Gina Miller. I know Derek Harper does.

[Shank]

I'll pick one up on the way home from work.

Dammit.

I may eat an entire Little Caesars pizza covered in Bacon Ranch dressing. $5 never looked so pathetic.

[Findog]

Would eating a salad and watching the game from the treadmill at the Y send good vibes the Mavs' way?

[Trainwreck2100]

That's my birthday.

Oh, I just caught the signficance of that. Sorry about that.


Also, in honor of the Mavericks, should Laura Green be the subject of my next masturbation session? She's not even that hot, but if it's good enough for Joe Prunty, is it good enough for me? I'd actually prefer to get my hands on that MILF Gina Miller. I know Derek Harper does.


Greens not hot, but she ain't ugly either.

[Shank]

Would eating a salad and watching the game from the treadmill at the Y send good vibes the Mavs' way?

That's kinda gay. Unless you're wearing a man-thong underneath.

[Findog]

Greens not hot, but she ain't ugly either.

Let the Spurstalk community be the judge of that:

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/biogreen.jpg

[monosylab1k]

That's my birthday.

Oh, I just caught the signficance of that. Sorry about that.


Also, in honor of the Mavericks, should Laura Green be the subject of my next masturbation session? She's not even that hot, but if it's good enough for Joe Prunty, is it good enough for me? I'd actually prefer to get my hands on that MILF Gina Miller. I know Derek Harper does.

All true Mavs fans should cry, eat the KFC Bowl, and masturbate using the worst material possible all at the same time.

I'm going with Rosie O'Donnell.

[monosylab1k]

btw I meant multitask the activities by ourselves, not that all of us should do it in unison. Otherwise my last post would have sounded creepy.

[Findog]

That's kinda gay. Unless you're wearing a man-thong underneath.

Hey, I didn't say anything about tossing Mavs Man or Humble Billy's salad. I just wondered if karmically practicing good dietary habits and exercising might make a difference, as opposed to eating a bucket of fried chicken slathered in chocolate sauce.

[Findog]

btw I meant multitask the activities by ourselves, not that all of use should do it in unison.

Hey, if there's going to be any AutoFocus type-shenanigans, I'm Greg Kinnear, and you can be Willem Dafoe.

[TeyshaBlue]

Sadness.
Anyway - fuck it. Burger King. :bking


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/the_king.jpg

[Findog]

I'm going with Rosie O'Donnell.

http:///www.grannytgp.com

EXTREMELY NSFW

and extremely stomach-turning

[Red Hawk #21]

You guys are gross lol, at least you guys are getting rid of Avery. I just hope that he doesn't somehow end up in Atl. He'll probably fuck up everything we have.

[monosylab1k]

Tonight is the night where Mavs fans should go completely slovenly and be disgusting. Just absolutely wallow in our misery. We should all look like Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball, with chicken skin remnants on our chest as we mutter "fuckin Bennett Salvatore..."

[jmard5]

That's my birthday.

Oh, I just caught the signficance of that. Sorry about that.


What's with Feb 3, '08?

[resistanze]

What's with Feb 3, '08?
Superbowl. 18-1.

[mavsfan1000]

Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?

Not that I've ever tried to multitask like that...
YES IT IS!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's my birthday.


Happy Birthday! Are you 43?

[Red Hawk #21]

^lol

[monosylab1k]

All true Mavs fans should spend their post-game wandering aimlessly in downtown Dallas wearing a tattered Marquis Daniels jersey, gnawing on an old chicken bone and drinking from a flask full of Kentucky Gentleman.

[mavsfan1000]

All true Mavs fans should spend their post-game wandering aimlessly in downtown Dallas wearing a tattered Marquis Daniels jersey, gnawing on an old chicken bone and drinking from a flask full of Kentucky Gentleman.
I would if I lived in Dallas. :D Funny most of my favorite mav players get traded. (Marquis, Harris, and Diop) Oh well. Cuban giveths and he takeths away.

[lurker]

I'm in NC, so I'll have to settle for wandering around my neighborhood aimlessly in my Devin jersey, carrying an old Charlotte Hornets cup full of my tears.

[CubanMustGo]

Let the Spurstalk community be the judge of that:

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/biogreen.jpg

Speaking of hittable female sports reporter in D/FW, did you guys wonder what happened to Dale Hansen's little hottie, Erin Hawksworth? Turns out she took a job at some FOX station in Boston. She's doing general reporting now - her latest story was a hard-hitting (not) look at GTA IV.

Funny thing is that WFAA never said anything about her leaving (unless I missed it - possible) and she's still got a blurb at WFAA.com.

[Shank]

Speaking of hittable female sports reporter in D/FW, did you guys wonder what happened to Dale Hansen's little hottie, Erin Hawksworth? Turns out she took a job at some FOX station in Boston. She's doing general reporting now - her latest story was a hard-hitting (not) look at GTA IV.

Funny thing is that WFAA never said anything about her leaving (unless I missed it - possible) and she's still got a blurb at WFAA.com.

She's got a ghetto booty. It's pretty nice.

[PacerFan]

Any Mav fans want to explain to m e the love affair with Marquis Daniels? You guys can have him back as far as I am concerned.

[Shank]

Any Mav fans want to explain to m e the love affair with Marquis Daniels? You guys can have him back as far as I am concerned.

Good weed connection.

[Shank]

I hope tonight looks like the scene in Baseketball where Remer doesn't want to play so he just goes out there and tosses up nothing but shit. I love that movie.

[Findog]

Anybody here thinks the Mavs fall behind by about 18 points, only for their leader to help them lead the charge and come storming back for the win?

Remember G5 of the 03 Conference Finals, Spurs fans? Michael Finley's Finest Hour.

[Findog]

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Cubanlastdance.jpg

[td4mvp21]

Anybody here thinks the Mavs fall behind by about 18 points, only for their leader to help them lead the charge and come storming back for the win?

Remember G5 of the 03 Conference Finals, Spurs fans? Michael Finley's Finest Hour.

I remember being really, really pissed after that game :lol

[kingsfan]

Damn you mavs fans haven't jumped off the bridge yet? :lol
You will in about 2 hours.
it was supposed to be "gold out" in NO. Apparantly most fans didn't get the memo.

[RonMexico]

Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?

Not that I've ever tried to multitask like that...

Yes.

[RonMexico]

Let the Spurstalk community be the judge of that:

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/biogreen.jpg

I'd go ahead and beat off to her.

[san antonio spurs]

anybody watching the game?
they just showed how classy that kid Pargo is.

[kingsfan]

It's awfully quiet in here tonite :lol

[BiZNicK]

I hope the Mavs win. I want them in the next round.

[atxrocker]

It's awfully quiet in here tonite :lol

funny how that tends to happen when the mavs lose

[ElNono]

Pargo for MVP!

[mystargtr34]

Has anyone got a link for the game?

[endrity]

Has anyone got a link for the game?

got sopcast?

[boutons_]

both teams shooting 53%, but Mavs -14. looks bad for the Mavs

[kingsfan]

Peja is soo clutch:lol

[Amarelooms]

It's awfully quiet in here tonite :lol

Mavs >>>>>>>>>>> Queens :elephant

[dallaskd]

as the spurs say....


believe.

[kingsfan]

Mavs >>>>>>>>>>> Queens :elephant
2001 forum

[Findog]

Mmm, can't wait to eat those KFC biscuits.

[Findog]

funny how that tends to happen when the mavs lose


WTF ever. I'm going down with the ship.

[kingsfan]

I'm having trouble getting into this game. I'm exhausted from being so hyped up at the Hawks last nite.

[Findog]

2001 forum

Actually 2001-present forum.

As bad as we are, we're still better than the Queens. So we got that going for us.

[kingsfan]

WTF ever. I'm going down with the ship.
That ship sunk before it embarked :lol
Hey fin, you got any pix from the game you went to?

[Findog]

I'm having trouble getting into this game. I'm exhausted from being so hyped up at the Hawks last nite.

Who would've thought that would end up being the best series so far?

[Findog]

That ship sunk before it embarked :lol
Hey fin, you got any pix from the game you went to?

I actually forgot my camera, can you believe it? Wouldn't have mattered, I didn't even try to seatjump for a playoff game. I was in the upperdeck for that one.

[kingsfan]

Who would've thought that would end up being the best series so far?
Not Kg that's for damn sure. :toast

[Findog]

C'mon, where are my fellow Mavs fans to share in the misery? Game started at 6, I don't get off work until 5:30 and didn't make it home until 7l

[Armando]

Dirk and Nash will be fishing together tomorrow.

[kingsfan]

I actually forgot my camera, can you believe it? Wouldn't have mattered, I didn't even try to seatjump for a playoff game. I was in the upperdeck for that one.
You don't have a strong zoom? 1 feature about my camera that I love. it should be like your american express card, don't leave home without it :toast

[endrity]

We are here, suffering in our pain!!!

[monosylab1k]

funny how that tends to happen when the mavs lose

how quiet does it get in the prison showers?

[kingsfan]

:rollin @ Dalembert's hair. Wtf was he thinking?

[monosylab1k]

I'm having trouble getting into this game. I'm exhausted from being so hyped up at the Hawks last nite.

Yeah that was good stuff. kingsfan, Phat Tony, and myself are the only true Hawks reps on this board - take a look at the old HawksTalk thread.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Still got a half left.

Dirk needs a good second half.

[Findog]

You don't have a strong zoom? 1 feature about my camera that I love. it should be like your american express card, don't leave home without it :toast

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fashionable_male/collections/72157604500689234/

I usually use this:

http://www.flickr.com/cameras/casio/ex-z1050/

I have a hard time being completely still and steadying the shot, I'm not a master photographer.

[Findog]

how quiet does it get in the prison showers?

Does atxrocker ever even talk Kings ball anymore? I don't see him starting an "official 12th pick in the draft" thread.

[monosylab1k]

24 more minutes of this bullshit. :clap and then a KFC Bowl, and hopefully some firings/trades.

[Findog]

24 more minutes of this bullshit. :clap and then a KFC Bowl, and hopefully some firings/trades.

Does it have to be KFC? If I mash it up in a bowl at home, can I slide by with Popeyes?

[kingsfan]

Yeah that was good stuff. kingsfan, Phat Tony, and myself are the only true Hawks reps on this board = take a look at the old HawksTalk thread.
Where is Tony anyway? I haven't seen him around lately.
I gotta support the hometown team. Shock the world!

[endrity]

24 more minutes of this bullshit. :clap and then a KFC Bowl, and hopefully some firings/trades.

how cool would it be to wake up tomorrow and read that Avery has been fired. No ifs and buts, but you start taking care of business right of the bat!

[kingsfan]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fashionable_male/collections/72157604500689234/

I usually use this:

http://www.flickr.com/cameras/casio/ex-z1050/

I have a hard time being completely still and steadying the shot, I'm not a master photographer.
I am the same way, I'll take 400 pix at a game and maybe 100 aren't blurred :lol

[Findog]

how cool would it be to wake up tomorrow and read that Avery has been fired. No ifs and buts, but you start taking care of business right of the bat!

He's gone by Friday. Book that shit!

[monosylab1k]

Seriously though, who are we going to get to coach this team? Larry Brown is gone. I'd rather get AIDS than have Van Gundy coach the team.

[Findog]

Seriously though, who are we going to get to coach this team? Larry Brown is gone. I'd rather get AIDS than have Van Gundy coach the team.

Hmm, likely candidates:

Del Harris
Donnie
Eddie Jordan (he's getting fired)
Tom Thibodeaux
Rick Carlisle ( Suns job is his first choice though)

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

That sucks that Larry Brown is unavailable. Mark Cuban procrastinate or something or was he that loyal to Avery?

[endrity]

Seriously though, who are we going to get to coach this team? Larry Brown is gone. I'd rather get AIDS than have Van Gundy coach the team.

I really wanted Larry Brown. And as bad as the defense has been I want someone who can bring some creativity to the offense and JVG is really not that guy. Same for Carlisle. Maybe Del Harris can unretire!

[mavs>spurs2]

funny how that tends to happen when the mavs lose

Funny how you were nowhere to be found after the Mavs won game 3, yet here you are now

[Xylus]

I'd love to have Thibodeaux or Carlisle.

[endrity]

That sucks that Larry Brown is unavailable. Mark Cuban procrastinate or something or was he that loyal to Avery?

LB was going to work for a Tar Heel. No surpises there. Plus he seems like he doesn't enjoy that much working with a winning team for long.

[monosylab1k]

Hmm, likely candidates:

Del Harris
Donnie
Eddie Jordan (he's getting fired)
Tom Thibodeaux
Rick Carlisle ( Suns job is his first choice though)

Del Harris - YES
Donnie - AIDS
Eddie Jordan - AIDS
Tom Thibodeaux - MEH
Rick Carlisle - YES

[Findog]

You know, I don't dislike Avery. I think if he could've not been such a control freak, things could've gone much better here in Dallas. I don't think he's a bad guy

[Findog]

Cmon Dirk, you and Bass take the shots. No J-Shit.

[endrity]

Del Harris - YES
Donnie - AIDS
Eddie Jordan - AIDS
Tom Thibodeaux - MEH
Rick Carlisle - YES

you wouldn't like Eddie Jordan? I think he would work well here.

[Findog]

Del Harris - YES
Donnie - AIDS
Eddie Jordan - AIDS
Tom Thibodeaux - MEH
Rick Carlisle - YES

What's wrong with Eddie Jordan? If you want to make one more run with Kidd, he's the guy to get.

[kingsfan]

I like eddie too but he's been doing some weird shit lately.

[monosylab1k]

Avery's got some great coaching qualities, but unfortunately he doesn't have the X's & O's or the experience to stay with a team for more than 4-5 years. His constant barking will be tuned out by every team he coaches after the Mavs. He's still young though, if he can figure out how to calm down and get that experience, he could be a top 5 coach in the league.

[boutons_]

come on, Mavs, if you can't win the series, push it to 6 or 7. 5 doesn't help the Spurs rest much.

[monosylab1k]

What's wrong with Eddie Jordan?

This team can't even play defense with a Popovich student coaching them. They might give up 130 a game under Jordan.

[Findog]

This team can't even play defense with a Popovich student coaching them. They might give up 130 a game under Jordan.

Avery may be a Pop disciple, but he's the guy that only plays a center 22 minutes a game. Jordan seems exasperated with the way the Wiz play. Their D actually improved this year with the Bloghole on the chilling list.

[endrity]

This team can't even play defense with a Popovich student coaching them. They might give up 130 a game under Jordan.

AJ has no defensive principles from Pop. Just look at how different the teams play the pick and roll.

[Findog]

C'mon mavs, don't tease us by making a game of it. either get blown out or get it done, no inbetween shit.

[Findog]

AJ has no defensive principles from Pop. Just look at how different the teams play the pick and roll.

Pop would have his guys go under the screen and make Paul a scorer. Avery has no clue.

[monosylab1k]

AJ has no defensive principles from Pop. Just look at how different the teams play the pick and roll.

The team played great defense last year & the year before. I don't think he's the man for the job anymore, but that improvement was because of Avery.

This team lost interest in playing defense, and you want to bring in a guy who has been coaching one of the worst defensive teams in the league for the past few years?

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Mavs Are Hanging Around!

[Findog]

I feel so sad whenever the camera cuts to Avery. It's time for him to go, but I feel like there was just so much wasted potential.

[Findog]

Save my waistline Mavs!

[Dirk Nowitzki]

comon Dirk keep your composure!

[endrity]

The team played great defense last year & the year before. I don't think he's the man for the job anymore, but that improvement was because of Avery.

This team lost interest in playing defense, and you want to bring in a guy who has been coaching one of the worst defensive teams in the league for the past few years?

The roster change had a lot to do with it as well. And the Mavs have regressed on defense. Avery is some to blame for the little amount of time the centers play or the poor rotations.

And the wizards were playing good D this year without Arenas. Plus there is only so much he can do with that roster.

[Armando]

How is that not a foul on Dirk? Are you kidding me?

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Calm these troops down Avery. Lets make this epic run. These guys are ready to take this to game 6!

[monosylab1k]

First Chandler tries to take a charge against Terry, now this shit against Dirk?

That guy is such a fucking pussy.

[monosylab1k]

I seriously want Dirk to go down swinging, literally. If the game gets out of hand I'd love to see him beat the shit out of that skinny faggot Chandler.

[monosylab1k]

Tyson Chandler is this year's Matt Barnes. The guy has always sucked dick, now he has one nice year mainly because Chris Paul gives him everything 2 inches from the basket, and he's acting like a badass. what a punk bitch.

[Armando]

I seriously want Dirk to go down swinging, literally. If the game gets out of hand I'd love to see him beat the shit out of that skinny faggot Chandler.

You know Dirk better then that. He likes to beat up equipment.

[Findog]

Tyson Chandler is this year's Matt Barnes. The guy has always sucked dick, now he has one nice year mainly because Chris Paul gives him everything 2 inches from the basket, and he's acting like a badass. what a punk bitch.

:toast :toast :toast

[monosylab1k]

You know Dirk better then that. He likes to beat up equipment.

Yeah he did that in the Finals, didn't he? What was Nash beating up when he got to the Finals? Oh wait....

[Findog]

David West may be a punk, but he's pretty damn good

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Bass!!!!

[monosylab1k]

Bass won't give up :clap

[Findog]

I'D LET BRANDON BASS SHOOT IT IN MY FACE

/Chris Arnold

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Stop and score! Keep doing this shit guys!

[kingsfan]

I was gone for a couple of weeks, what's the deal with kfc?

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Yeahhhhh 3 Seconds! Comon Guys!

[Findog]

Positive energy

[Dirk Nowitzki]

BASS! Holy shit what heart this kid has!!

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Bass deserves better teammates

[Findog]

You can eat a dick, Tyson Chandler. You ought to get up every morning and offer to blow your agent for steering you to New Orleans to play with Chris Paul. You actually look like an NBA player instead of the big bag of shit that you were in Chicago.

Fuck this guy.

[Findog]

Bass deserves better teammates

He's got two good ones.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:madrun:madrun Comon D!

[boutons_]

3rd qtr mavs 24-14

go mavs!

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

fuck NO

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Dowm 8 12 minutes left! Lets make a run guys! Comon keep this series going!!

[Armando]

Shithouse got owned

[Findog]

We have a fighting chance.

[Findog]

Hey, anybody seen Josh. Not heard from since the 1st Q. what a shock

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dirk needs to get hot.

[kingsfan]

This does not feel like a 8 pt. game

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:lobt::lobt::lobt: BELIEVE!!!

[Findog]

Oh, there is with the bricked 3

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Hey, anybody seen Josh. Not heard from since the 1st Q. what a shock

:lol

Avery should have kept him benched. Stackhouse and Terry are better options.

andd he just missed a three.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:lobt: Howard!!!!!

[kingsfan]

Hey, anybody seen Josh. Not heard from since the 1st Q. what a shock
There ya go :toast

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:lobt: Dirk drawing the foul!!

[Findog]

hey, mono, if they pull this out, will you get tix to G6?

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:lobt: DOWN TO 7 COMON MAVS DEFENSE!!!

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dirk is questionable on free throws in crunch time. He might have the same thing Timmy has.

[Findog]

Fuck

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Get Howard's ass out of there!!!

[Armando]

Pargo

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Thats ok guys! Down 12 with 9 minutes left! We know what we need to do! BELIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!:lobt:

[Findog]

That three by pargo feels like a backbreaker. you want to force them into the kind of shot, what we call a bad make

[kingsfan]

Jannero :elephant

[Findog]

game's not over, time to nut up

[Dirk Nowitzki]

hey, mono, if they pull this out, will you get tix to G6?

Talk about game 6 later! We have a war on our hands right now!

[ElNono]

Dallas currently -12 with Dirk on the floor. That's the reigning MVP for you.

[san antonio spurs]

Talk about game 6 later! We have a war on our hands right now!

:lmao
you're the best mavs fan out here

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

you guys went from cutting it to within 7 and 5, to a Josh Howard lineup pushing it back to 12

[JK2]

Down 12 with 9 minutes left! We know what we need to do!
send Juwan Howard in and start a brawl. or knock that Pargo guy out at least.

[Findog]

Dallas currently -10 with Dirk on the floor. That's the reigning MVP for you.

and -12 for the game.

NOLA > Dallas

Fuckass

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Fuck you NBA, pushing the NO a little too much

"Brought back the people and the hope" my ass

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Brandon Bass is a fucking badass! I love that guy!:lobt:

[ElNono]

Brandon Bass hands down the best Mav out there, this game and in the series

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Dirk you need to make that shit!

[Findog]

Brandon Bass hands down the best Mav out there, this game and in the series


2nd-best Mav. The best is getting constantly doubled

[trueD]

Fuck you NBA, pushing the NO a little too much

"Brought back the people and the hope" my ass

Awwww, it was touching.

It's hard to imagine something as hard as what that town has been thru. We're so fortunate!

Dayum, Brandon Bass. What a stud.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Mavs erasing their 3rd quarter effort. Stupid TO's.

I was almost convinced they were gonna play the 4th quarter with heart

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Thats alright. Smart foul! Comon guys get your shit together. We are in the trenches fighting for our fucking survival! COMON!

[Findog]

hey, devean george in the game for bass. we're in good hands now.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Awwww, it was touching.

It's hard to imagine something as hard as what that town has been thru. We're so fortunate!

Dayum, Brandon Bass. What a stud.

NBA has been so phony in the last few years.

[trueD]

I'm sorry, but Dirk is a weenie.

[ElNono]

2nd-best Mav. The best is getting constantly doubled

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/choke.jpg

[kingsfan]

17 pt.game :elephant

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Dirk just doesn't have it tonight...forcing everything

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/choke.jpg

:lol

[Armando]

Man if NO holds on to win what a sweet payback for Scott to eliminate Kidd from the playoffs.

[trueD]

NBA has been so phony in the last few years.

So those were actors? I remember when the Kings were big, there was so much hoopla around Sacramento, it was exciting---new fans were being born by the nanu-second. ;)

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:madrun:madrun:madrun:madrun FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH A FUCKING DILDO WHY DONT YOU! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!! NOW IM GETTING FUCKING PISSED! YOU FUCKING CUNTS FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AVERY YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF DALLAS YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU JOSH HOWARD YOU LOW IQ POT HEAD TURD EATING QUEEFER! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:bang:bang

[Findog]

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/choke.jpg

You stay classy, dumbass Spurs fan. He's real allergic to the clutch:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1278/567468012_2be1022a22_o.jpg

[Armando]

So those were actors? I remember when the Kings were big, there was so much hoopla around Sacramento, it was exciting---new fans were being born by the nanu-second. ;)



Yeah is not like New Orleans was destroyed by a major hurricane.

[Findog]

Dirk just doesn't have it tonight...forcing everything

Bass is his only help. He's going down swinging.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Guys Dont Fucking Let This Season End!!!

[Dirk Nowitzki]

George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Stackhouse airball???

Sorry guys. You can't teach choking.. I guess it's inborn..

[monosylab1k]

It was earlier, but did anybody see what i saw? on that breakaway when Josh had the chance to foul and he literally STOPPED and LET THE GUY DUNK? And the bench yelled at his ass so he made some halfass attempt to complain to the refs about a travel?

Did that really happen?

[Findog]

Same old story: swarm Dirk with double teams, his teammates won't beat you

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Kidd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monosylab1k]

Hey J-Kidd, great job being aggressive now that we're down 16! :tu you rule.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

So those were actors? I remember when the Kings were big, there was so much hoopla around Sacramento, it was exciting---new fans were being born by the nanu-second. ;)

Eh, I wasn't talking bout the NO's people's comments. I'm sure they meant it. But the way the NBA is covering it and exploiting selective attention.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Guys Comon! Seriously Dont Let This Shit End! Comon You Fucking Cunts! 5 Minutes Left! Lets Go!!

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Dirk Carry This Team Like You Have All These Years! Comon Man!

[Findog]

It's amazing to me that people will call Dirk soft or pin this shit on him when he, Bass and Jet were the only ones who showed up for this series.

[san antonio spurs]

Guys Comon! Seriously Dont Let This Shit End! Comon You Fucking Cunts! 5 Minutes Left! Lets Go!!

It's just unfortunate that you'll have to remove your signature.

[ElNono]

You stay classy, dumbass Spurs fan. He's real allergic to the clutch:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1278/567468012_2be1022a22_o.jpg

He got lucky once... he showed his true colors for the past 2 seasons...

Again, here's reality:
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/LIF/LIF128/Choke.jpg

[trueD]

Mavs are lucky to have kept George. True vet material this game.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

It's amazing to me that people will call Dirk soft or pin this shit on him when he, Bass and Jet were the only ones who showed up for this series.

A SOFT CHOKER DOESNT MAKE THE BIGGEST AND 1 AGAINST THE DEFENDING CHAMPS (AT THE TIME THE SPURS WERE THAT IN 2006) IN THEIR OWN HOUSE! THAT PLAY ALONE PROVES HE ISNT A SOFT CHOKER

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

It's amazing to me that people will call Dirk soft or pin this shit on him when he, Bass and Jet were the only ones who showed up for this series.
I agree.
If Josh Howard their "second best player" could put together a respectable performance the Doubling Dirk strategy wouldn't have worked so effectively.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Down 11 3:30 Left!!

[BiZNicK]

all i have to say is....

Dallas.........

EPICCCCCCC FAILLLLLLLLLL

[Findog]

He got lucky once... he showed his true colors for the past 2 seasons...

Again, here's reality:


The reality is that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Some people will just never get it.

[kingsfan]

Hang it up Mavs fans, get your fishing poles ready :fishing

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Dirk!!!!! Down 9! Comon Guys!!

[Findog]

Dirk just choked on that threeball

[monosylab1k]

KFC Bowl time

[Dirk Nowitzki]

George! Down 8!!

[kingsfan]

Cp is amazing at those unbalanced shots

[Findog]

start fouling

[san antonio spurs]

mavs getting hot

[Findog]

well nevermind. thanks shithouse

you see elnono what stack just did? thats a choke

[ElNono]

I was waiting for Shithouse to do something stupid already...

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Fucking Stackhouse! Fuck You Bitch! Dont Ruin Our Momentum You Fucking Retard! Fuck You! You Son On A Bitch Fuck You!

[kingsfan]

Dumb move again

[Armando]

Hey Kidd how about Scott? The coach you helped get fired.

[ElNono]

well nevermind. thanks shithouse

you see elnono what stack just did? thats a choke

We'll never agree about Dirk... but at least we're on the same page with Stackhouse...

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Man, half of your team sucks.

Stupid mental give aways time and time again. Fucking chokers.

[trueD]

Dirk just choked on that threeball

Yep, that was a hell of a shot.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

That Might Do Us In Now! If It Does, I Want Stack Out Of Dallas This Summer!

[monosylab1k]

Well now that he's ejected he might as well start throwing down. what the fuck?

[monosylab1k]

That Might Do Us In Now!

:lmao "might"

[Armando]

There goes Shithouse with his faux toghness.

[monosylab1k]

There goes Shithouse with his faux toghness.

you're a fucking dumbass if you think Stack is faux tough. he's kicked more ass than anybody in the NBA.

[trueD]

Cp is amazing at those unbalanced shots

I love that player. He can shoot around, above or in front of anything.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Game Isnt Over Until 0:00 Is Confirmed On The Clock.

[Kobe62Mavs61]

http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/choke1.jpg

[duncan228]

Sorry guys. I'm not a Mavs fan but I like a lot of their fans here. Tough way to end a season again.

[Armando]

you're a fucking dumbass if you think Stack is faux tough.

Yeah it takes a tough guy to knock the ball away from behind when your team is down 8 with less then 2 minutes left in the game.

[kingsfan]

I love that player. He can shoot around, above or in front of anything.
:tu

[BiZNicK]

what is stackhouse doing wrong here? im not watching the game

[Kobayagi]

someone bring up the stupidest player in the nba thread again.

[monosylab1k]

Yeah it takes a tough guy to knock the ball away from behind when your team is down 8 with less then 2 minutes left in the game.

Just like it takes a tough guy to choke slam someone with the ball, right?

Raja is the definition of a fake tough pussy. Stackhouse has always backed up his shit by throwing down with anybody who wanted to take him on.

Being a Suns fan I'm sure you didn't watch the NBA before 2003 so I guess that's why you don't know that.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

1:25 Left Guys! Comon!

[kingsfan]

There's the priceless cubes look again, love it!

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Down 5!!!!!!

[trueD]

Hello!!!!!!!! George makes the 3 to come within 5.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Score And Stop!

[kingsfan]

Airball :lol

[DazedAndConfused]

At least DAL got one game unlike DEN who got straight swept. The fact is NOH is a much better team than DAL and it appears that they are also better coached. That last T on Stackhouse pretty much said it all.

The Mavs need to clean house from top to bottom. Keep Dirk, Bass, Terry, Damp, and Kidd and send everyone else packing.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

should have gone for a two on that one

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Guys Score Within 8 Secs Then Make Another Stop! Comon Defense!!

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

George sticks out on the Mavs because he's really not one of them.

[trueD]

Why is Dirk so allergic to the double team? <<< honest question.

[Findog]

At least DAL got one game unlike DEN who got straight swept. The fact is NOH is a much better team than DAL and it appears that they are also better coached. That last T on Stackhouse pretty much said it all.

The Mavs need to clean house from top to bottom. Keep Dirk, Bass, Terry, Damp, and Kidd and send everyone else packing.


cosigned

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Comon Bass!!!!

[trueD]

Bass can bring them within 3, wow. :33 left. This is definitely not over, but a major overhaul of attitude will be necessary for mavs...

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Down 3! Make A Stop!!!

[leemajors]

dick breath keeps fighting!

[ElNono]

Damn, Dallas really needed that 3 pointer... shame Dirk missed AND flopped...

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Told You Motherfuckers Our Season Isnt Over Yet! Not Until 0:00 Is On The Clock!!!

[Findog]

dick breath is clutch!

[Dirk Nowitzki]

DEEEEEEFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE EEE!!!!!!:lobt2:

[duncan228]

Wow.

[Allanon]

Stupid Stackhouse... wonder if that 4th quarter tech will come back and haunt the Mavs. What an idiot.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Fuckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!

[dirk4mvp]

how fitting

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh