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Taco
01-21-2005, 08:14 AM
Mrs Taco sent me these :pctoss



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET
SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
SpursWoman
01-21-2005, 09:03 AM
:lol :lol
Shelly
01-21-2005, 09:10 AM
Amen!
gay abc
01-21-2005, 09:51 AM
:lmao
Useruser666
01-21-2005, 10:07 AM
See if a man made the list there would be ten! :lol
baseline bum
01-21-2005, 03:13 PM
WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BREASTS?

So you have something to look at when you talk to them.... So you have something to look at when you talk to them

... hello?

Is this thing on?
timvp
01-21-2005, 03:15 PM
:lmao

Why are you laughing? I don't think this affects you either way.

:)
SpursWoman
01-21-2005, 03:16 PM
you know, bbum....ya'll have all kinds of threads with 95% naked women on it. :)
Taco
04-09-2007, 01:02 PM
:lol
CharlieMac
04-09-2007, 01:45 PM
I like looking at the jokes in Playboy. They're usually horrible, but every now and then you get a great one in there.
Taco
05-14-2007, 10:50 AM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9345/mencolumnsxn4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Summers
05-14-2007, 03:27 PM
:lol
Flea
05-14-2007, 04:44 PM
:lol :lol :lol
sa_butta
05-14-2007, 04:54 PM
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player.
The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States ; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world." She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's ok, there's still a parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my school backpack."