Nick Cannon weds Mariah.

[NameDropper]

He is one smooth operator.

Nick Marries Marriah (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353954,00.html)

He'll be touching that body all night long. Can't say I blame him.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9302/mariahvorne4752cthumbtv1.jpg

[MoSpur]

I read that. I thought it was a joke.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does she even still have a music career?

Is she doing this just so the hip kids that love Cannon can buy her albums?

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never been into her.

She's the type of chick that I would bang and never think about again as soon as I slammed the door behind me.

[CuckingFunt]

She bores me. Too fucking stupid.

[peewee's lovechild]

She bores me. Too fucking stupid.

That's EXACTLY how I feel about her.

Sure, she's hot and all that, but she just fucking bores the shit out of me.

And, her music is nothing short of pure unadulterated whale shit.

[Richard Cranium]

She bores me. Too fucking stupid.

That's never been issue amongst men........real men that is.

[Richard Cranium]

That's EXACTLY how I feel about her.

Sure, she's hot and all that, but she just fucking bores the shit out of me.

And, her music is nothing short of pure unadulterated whale shit.

Yeah, her career proves your point.

#1 Pop Singles :

* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1991 - "Someday"
* 1991 - "I Don't Wanna Cry"
* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1992 - "I'll Be There"
* 1993 - "Hero"
* 1993 - "Dream Lover"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1995 - "One Sweet Day" (w/ Boyz II Men)
* 1996 - "Always Be My Baby"
* 1997 - "Honey"
* 1998 - "My All"
* 1999 - "Heartbreaker"
* 1999 - "Thank God I Found You"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2005 - "Don't Forget About Us"
* 2008 - "Touch My Body"

#1 R&B Singles :

* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1996 - "Always Be My Baby"
* 1999 - "Heartbreaker"
* 1999 - "Thank God I Found You"
* 2001 - "Loverboy"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2005 - "Don't Forget About Us"

#1 Dance Singles :

* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1991 - "Someday"
* 1993 - "Dream Lover"
* 1994 - "Anytime You Need a Friend"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1997 - "Honey"
* 1999 - "I Still Believe"
* 2003 - "Through the Rain"
* 2005 - "It's Like That"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2006 - "Say Somethin'"

#1 Adult Contemporary Singles :

* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1991 - "Can't Let Go"
* 1992 - "I'll Be There"
* 1995 - "One Sweet Day" (w/ Boyz II Men)

#1 Pop Albums :

* 1990 - Mariah Carey
* 1993 - Music Box
* 1995 - Daydream
* 1997 - Butterfly
* 2005 - The Emancipation Of Mimi

#1 R&B Albums :

* 1993 - Music Box
* 1995 - Daydream
* 2005 - The Emancipation Of Mimi

[Phil Hellmuth]

after one month! LOL

90% divorce chance.

[CuckingFunt]

That's never been issue amongst men........real men that is.

I suppose that depends on your definition of a real man.

[Kori Ellis]

I read that. I thought it was a joke.

When LJ told me about it yesterday, I thought it was a joke too. Nick Cannon was engaged to someone else not that long ago. But oh well, it looks like they got married on a whim ... the press just reported they were engaged this week and now they are already married. :lol

LJ and I got married fast too, so I can't say much.

[Kori Ellis]

http://blacknews.com/blackcelebritygossip/images/nick_cannon_selita_ebanks_split.jpg - That's his ex-fiancee.

[jman3000]

she's hot in the touched up photos she's in, but when she's not all dolled up she's not much imo.

[MoSpur]

Supposedly there is a rumor that he gave Mariah the same ring he gave his ex fiancee.

[CuckingFunt]

Nick Cannon was engaged to someone else not that long ago.

There's apparently some whispering that both Mariah and the previous fiancée got the same ring (article says that the rings are very similar and confirms that betrothed #1 gave the ring back to Cannon, but he says it's not the same ring).

Don't know that I'd complain too much when it's $2.5 million worth of diamonds, but... still très tacky.

[leemajors]

ODB was fantastic on the Fantasy remix.

2zocNOgJsrY

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, her career proves your point.

#1 Pop Singles :

* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1991 - "Someday"
* 1991 - "I Don't Wanna Cry"
* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1992 - "I'll Be There"
* 1993 - "Hero"
* 1993 - "Dream Lover"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1995 - "One Sweet Day" (w/ Boyz II Men)
* 1996 - "Always Be My Baby"
* 1997 - "Honey"
* 1998 - "My All"
* 1999 - "Heartbreaker"
* 1999 - "Thank God I Found You"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2005 - "Don't Forget About Us"
* 2008 - "Touch My Body"

#1 R&B Singles :

* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1996 - "Always Be My Baby"
* 1999 - "Heartbreaker"
* 1999 - "Thank God I Found You"
* 2001 - "Loverboy"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2005 - "Don't Forget About Us"

#1 Dance Singles :

* 1991 - "Emotions"
* 1991 - "Someday"
* 1993 - "Dream Lover"
* 1994 - "Anytime You Need a Friend"
* 1995 - "Fantasy"
* 1997 - "Honey"
* 1999 - "I Still Believe"
* 2003 - "Through the Rain"
* 2005 - "It's Like That"
* 2005 - "We Belong Together"
* 2006 - "Say Somethin'"

#1 Adult Contemporary Singles :

* 1990 - "Love Takes Time"
* 1990 - "Vision Of Love"
* 1991 - "Can't Let Go"
* 1992 - "I'll Be There"
* 1995 - "One Sweet Day" (w/ Boyz II Men)

#1 Pop Albums :

* 1990 - Mariah Carey
* 1993 - Music Box
* 1995 - Daydream
* 1997 - Butterfly
* 2005 - The Emancipation Of Mimi

#1 R&B Albums :

* 1993 - Music Box
* 1995 - Daydream
* 2005 - The Emancipation Of Mimi

All that and it's still shit.

Hey, didn't Shaquile O'Neil have a hit album?
I guess he's talented beyond all recognition.

Her music is shit.
That's all there is to it.

[CuckingFunt]

I liked "Vision of Love" when I was in middle school. And there were a couple of songs from the "Butterfly" album that I didn't mind -- the one with Bone Thugs and one other, though I can't remember either song anymore -- but the rest is all crap. Her move from adult contemporary to R&B slut bag was waaaay too fucking contrived for my taste.

[peewee's lovechild]

I liked "Vision of Love" when I was in middle school. And there were a couple of songs from the "Butterfly" album that I didn't mind -- the one with Bone Thugs and one other, though I can't remember either song anymore -- but the rest is all crap. Her move from adult contemporary to R&B slut bag was waaaay too fucking contrived for my taste.

I've never liked her music, but I agree that it got much worse when she made that move.

[HeadBanger]

For 38 she's looking great.

[ferg]

marrying someone way younger then you is the trendy thing to do in hollywood at this point in time....thank demi and ashton!

[T Park]

She is talented.

[Shelly]

There's no denying that she can sing...I just don't like WHAT she sings. But lately, she's been called out for lip syncing. When you can actually sing, why do you need to do so? Plus the woman needs a stylist STAT.

Also, today they are reporting that the rings aren't the same, but they are similar. I've also heard there was no pre-nup, but that hasn't been confirmed.

She was on Oprah last week and Oprah was making a big stink about how much weight she lost. Of course, she's got someone cooking all her meals and the same person trains her.

[Summers]

Mariah Carey, 38, married her boyfriend of one month, 27-year-old actor Nick Cannon

Doomed!

[Richard Cranium]

she's hot in the touched up photos she's in, but when she's not all dolled up she's not much imo.

That can be said of most women.

[johngateswhiteley]

She bores me. Too fucking stupid.


...that and she's not attractive. bad combination.

[LakerMagic]

She is very talented. I don't listen to the type of music she puts out, but Im not going to say she sucks or anything.

But I guess its THE COOL thing to do to bash her. :rolleyes

[ShoogarBear]

Nick Cannon >>>>>>>> Dwyane Wade.

[ShoogarBear]

Don't know that I'd complain too much when it's $2.5 million worth of diamonds, but... still très tacky.

$2.5 million of tacky diamonds? Nah, women aren't hard to please.

[Borosai]

Last night I was watching something on E! and they interrupted the program with a "special report" or some shit. Yeah, this was the news. I was like "Who gives a shit?!" Definitely not going to last.

[1Parker1]

http://blacknews.com/blackcelebritygossip/images/nick_cannon_selita_ebanks_split.jpg - That's his ex-fiancee.


That's Selita Ebanks. She's a Victoria's Secret model.

I don't get it...how the heck is Nick Cannon landing all these successful women who could have their pick of men. I mean, he's famous for being on some Nickolodean show and that's it. :lol

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

The genius of this isn't that he gets to hit that every night, it's that he got her to marry him without a prenup.

Dude is going to be filthy rich and all for tapping Mariah Carey's ass for a couple of months.

[TDMVPDPOY]

and wtf is this nick canon guy?

[Fillmoe]

does he know shes a crazy bitch?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ODB was fantastic on the Fantasy remix.

2zocNOgJsrY

R.I.P. Dirt McGirt.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

That dude can't act to save his life. I've seen him in some pretty fucking bad movies, and the worst part is, they were bad because HE was in them!

[angel_luv]

I like a lot of Mariah Carey's hit songs.

I am happy for her that she is married and hope she is really happy.

[tlongII]

She's fat.

[MajicMan]

pop fiction bullshit

[peewee's lovechild]

She is very talented. I don't listen to the type of music she puts out, but Im not going to say she sucks or anything.

But I guess its THE COOL thing to do to bash her. :rolleyes

Why is she so talented, because she hits those twirly little high notes on everyone of her piece of shit songs?

Whatever.

She sucks and that's all there is to it.

[CharlieMac]

I like women with five-heads.