Question for married folks out there....

[Spurminator]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

[peewee's lovechild]

I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut.

Amen, young brother.

[degenerate_gambler]

It's definitely preferable to a jizz towel. If a guy fucked me, but then completely excluded me from his climax? I think I'd feel like a human fleshlight.


Only thing worse than wasting it in a towel is blowing it on your side of the bed so that you get the wet spot.

[monosylab1k]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

The Mississippi Oxy Pad?

[mrsmaalox]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

I guess he could try; but I wouldn't recommend it considering the proximity of my foot to his genitals!

[CuckingFunt]

Only thing worse than wasting it in a towel is blowing it on your side of the bed so that you get the wet spot.

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

[degenerate_gambler]

The Mississippi Oxy Pad?


or

The New Orlean Muffalata

[Summers]

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

Great minds think alike!

[degenerate_gambler]

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

lol

there truly is no other option.

[Sunshine]

Solution to not faking it (Sack im trying to help you out here) is oral, you will feel it for sure!!


I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

[Sunshine]

Well the 2nd part is incorrect because they wouldnt come back like they always do!!! They can't feel the throbbing if you pull out and grab the jizz towel!!


But why would anyone do that?

[Sunshine]

Dump 'sack and marry me.


Now peewee...you know I can't do that!

[Summers]

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

Eleven pages into this thread is probably a weird place to say this, but that is too much information. :lol

[ATRAIN]

When I read your first comment, I was going to ask why you didn't take it upon yourself to make it not suck and try to make it something exciting, satisfying, and enjoyable for you AND your partner. Your second comment, however, made that question completely unnecessary.

This thread has made me very happy that I'm so selective about the men I've slept with, because I'd imagine bad sex would just be depressing as hell.



Well dont get me wrong if its someone I am with or care about then ill take the time to make it good, if its just a ho, then im all about coming and going!!! Or not coming and faking it because she sucks at fucking or head or handjobs(believe me they are out there).

[ATRAIN]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).



Im going to do that before the year is out!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.


Sack for all the men in this thread you better get some tonight, if not for us do it for pee wee!!

[ATRAIN]

But why would anyone do that?

That was meant for those who you have to fake it on because either A. Too drunk to cum, B. Sleepy

[mrsmaalox]

That was meant for those who you have to fake it on because either A. Too drunk to cum, B. Sleepy

Can someone be too drunk to cum? Or is it too drunk to maintain an erection?

[mrsmaalox]

Eleven pages into this thread is probably a weird place to say this, but that is too much information. :lol

"And if he shoots it near my ear, I can hear it too!" :lmao Just kidding Sunshine, you are :tu in my book! :)

[ATRAIN]

Can someone be too drunk to cum? Or is it too drunk to maintain an erection?



Depends on the person...........if I am wasted drunk ( like if I drank half a bottle of crown) its like Viagra for me. However finishing is a problem.

[CuckingFunt]

Depends on the person...........if I am wasted drunk ( like if I drank half a bottle of crown) its like Viagra for me. However finishing is a problem.

Seriously, what's the point of even bothering in that case? Conquest and/or bragging rights? The knowledge that, no matter how crappy it was, at least you got laid?

Of all the crazy shit I've done, I've only done the drunk sex thing (emphasis on drunk, here, as I'm not talking about buzzed or tipsy) a few times. In all of those cases it was so incredibly dissatisfying and un-sexy that I've avoided it ever since. I'd much rather just go to sleep and save the fucking for when I'm sober enough to enjoy it.

[mrsmaalox]

.......Seriously, what's the point of even bothering in that case? Conquest and/or bragging rights? The knowledge that, no matter how crappy it was, at least you got laid?

:lol What bragging rights? "I couldn't do it!" Remember, you are addressing the person who made this statement :
"I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut." The same person who keeps a "jizz towel" and has a plan for "faking it" if necessary!!! :lmao

[Clandestino]

"And if he shoots it near my ear, I can hear it too!" :lmao Just kidding Sunshine, you are :tu in my book! :)

:lmao this is the funniest shit i've heard in a long time.

[Don Quixote]

Can someone be too drunk to perform? Or is it too drunk to maintain happiness?

I think Shakespeare alluded to this in Hamlet. I forget which character ... Horatio?

[ATRAIN]

:lol What bragging rights? "I couldn't do it!" Remember, you are addressing the person who made this statement :
"I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut." The same person who keeps a "jizz towel" and has a plan for "faking it" if necessary!!! :lmao

Bragging rights stopped mattering once I left high school. Im just saying its good to be prepared.

[Kori Ellis]

Tone this thread down a little or take it to the Troll forum (only because it's not out in the open).

Thanks.

[SpursWoman]

The Mississippi Oxy Pad?


:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

Okay, now I'm serious.

Dump him and marry me.

[ATRAIN]

Okay, now I'm serious.

Dump him and marry me.

What can you offer her? Let the world know what you got that fat sack don't.

:sombrero::spin

[peewee's lovechild]

Depends on the person...........if I am wasted drunk ( like if I drank half a bottle of crown) its like Viagra for me. However finishing is a problem.

I'm the same way.

I get crazy horny when I'm drunk and I could bang like crazy, but it takes forever to cum. Many times I've gone without busting one.

[peewee's lovechild]

What can you offer her? Let the world know what you got that fat sack don't.

:sombrero::spin

Wall to wall collection of porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, a C3-PO vibrator for the ladies.

(it's very popular)

[florige]

PW did you check out that vid?

[ATRAIN]

And, a C3-PO vibrator for the ladies.

(it's very popular)



DUDE I have the Chewbaca Model, for the woman who like to ride it dirty.

[peewee's lovechild]

PW did you check out that vid?

Yea.

She's pretty hot.

But, maalox posting that picture of her killed it for me.
I can't get that picture out of my mind.

[peewee's lovechild]

DUDE I have the Chewbaca Model, for the woman who like to ride it dirty.

Stop lying.

You have the Yoda model to reflect the actual size of your penis.

[ATRAIN]

Stop lying.

You have the Yoda model to reflect the actual size of your penis.

But if that were the case that would mean the force is strong with me? You on the other hand you have the ewok version. Nubby and Hairy!!

[peewee's lovechild]

But if that were the case that would mean the force is strong with me? You on the other hand you have the ewok version. Nubby and Hairy!!

It's called "wicket".

The ladies love it.

[Soul_Patch]

Wow this thread went downhill ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Uphill fast!


lots of MILFS on spurstalk!

[ATRAIN]

Wow this thread went downhill ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Uphill fast!


lots of MILFS on spurstalk!



LOL yeah it got pretty interesting the last few days.

[mrsmaalox]

Stop lying.
You have the Yoda model to reflect the actual size of your penis.



But if that were the case that would mean the force is strong with me? You on the other hand you have the ewok version. Nubby and Hairy!!

:lmao Damn it! You 2 owe me a keyboard and monitor cleaning!! And a cup of coffee cuz I'll never be able to fix another one as good as that one!

[mrsmaalox]

LOL yeah it got pretty interesting the last few days.

I wonder if that Ballcox dude has ever come back to view this monster thread he created?
I'm going to try and behave myself now because I don't want to get in trouble.

[Sunshine]

I wonder if that Ballcox dude has ever come back to view this monster thread he created?
I'm going to try and behave myself now because I don't want to get in trouble.

Me too :angel

Sorry for getting out of hand, Kori.

[florige]

Yeah you women should be ashamed of yourself's...
I guess I didn't help matters none by posting porn links...:lol

[ATRAIN]

Me too :angel

Sorry for getting out of hand, Kori.



LOL awww come on, we are learning from each other. The women are teaching the men things and vive versa.

[Islymore]

I think I most agree with MrsM, CF, and Sunshine - all except taste and hearin - ha! we see things similarly, but i wont get into all the others since the threads needs tonin down!

[ATRAIN]

I think I most agree with MrsM, CF, and Sunshine - all except taste and hearin - ha! we see things similarly, but i wont get into all the others since the threads needs tonin down!



lol maybe we should move this to the Troll forum because now im curious.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I most agree with MrsM, CF, and Sunshine - all except taste and hearin - ha! we see things similarly, but i wont get into all the others since the threads needs tonin down!

Think of it as a "soft" warning from Kori.

Go ahead, enlighten us with your knowledge.

[ATRAIN]

Think of it as a "soft" warning from Kori.

Go ahead, enlighten us with your knowledge.



Pm's to Myself and Pee Wee will work as well.

[marini martini]

Just think, this time last year, the club was all about buyng shoes, favorite songs, and pictures of our vacations.:p:

Now look what ya'll have done! Is the thread the "new Quatro" for everyone?????????:toast

C-yall's later:lol:lol:lol

P.S. Kori please don't close this thread yet.

Marini:toast

[Summers]

And, a C3-PO vibrator for the ladies.

(it's very popular)

Sharing vibrators=not cool! :td

[peewee's lovechild]

Sharing vibrators=not cool! :td

I sanatize.

[Sunshine]

I sanatize.

http://www.colonialmedical.com/files/images/detailed/d_3469.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Just when you thought this thread was dead Sunshine saves the day hahahahha

[Sunshine]

Just when you thought this thread was dead Sunshine saves the day hahahahha

Hey...I'm keeping it clean, no?

[ATRAIN]

Hey...I'm keeping it clean, no?


NO NO its been clean just saying thread was starting to get buried.

[jman3000]

ha

[jman3000]

noobs. everyone.

[ATRAIN]

noobs. everyone.



Your a noob and I proved it that one time in Halo!!! I made you my bitch!!

[jman3000]

lies!

[CuckingFunt]

I remember that there was a webcam strip tease during this Halo match, but I don't remember who was the stripper and who was the strippee.

[jman3000]

atrain kept on wanting to see my wang. he wanted to know if the stories were true.

i dont roll like that though.

[ATRAIN]

atrain kept on wanting to see my wang. he wanted to know if the stories were true.

i dont roll like that though.


LOL J the story goes like this, Jman offered to show me his wang several times and I declined because I DONT roll like that. I think he wanted to play sticky stomaches with me.......sick bastard!!!

[jman3000]

again. more lies.

train asked me if i could put the camera real close to my johnson and move it back and forward. he wanted to put his mouth to the tv and pretend he was giving me head.

about 5 minutes later i realized how dumb i looked and promptly zipped my pants up.

[ATRAIN]

again. more lies.

train asked me if i could put the camera real close to my johnson and move it back and forward. he wanted to put his mouth to the tv and pretend he was giving me head.

about 5 minutes later i realized how dumb i looked and promptly zipped my pants up.


LMAO J where do you come up with this crap!!! Now im starting to believe those hoodrat stories you spit out are lies.

[CuckingFunt]

again. more lies.

train asked me if i could put the camera real close to my johnson and move it back and forward. he wanted to put his mouth to the tv and pretend he was giving me head.

about 5 minutes later i realized how dumb i looked and promptly zipped my pants up.

Five minutes was probably plenty of time for him to employ the jizz towel.

[florige]

LMAO J where do you come up with this crap!!! Now im starting to believe those hoodrat stories you spit out are lies.


What the hell are you two on???:lol

[ATRAIN]

Five minutes was probably plenty of time for him to employ the jizz towel.



Normally 5 mins is plenty of time. Bating to J.......yeah would never happen. The Shit Stache is a turn off.

[jman3000]

LMAO J where do you come up with this crap!!! Now im starting to believe those hoodrat stories you spit out are lies.

lies?

my stories arent just about hoodrats. they include white trash, fatties, strippers, AND hoodrats.

[jman3000]

shit stache?

son of a bitch.

take that back.

[jman3000]

this picture was taken a month ago... a month ago... do you have any idea how full and manly it is now? you cant comprehend.

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/2312/stacheos0.jpg

[degenerate_gambler]

Five minutes was probably plenty of time for him to employ the jizz towel.



well played madam..

[Sunshine]

Wt......

[peewee's lovechild]

Your a noob and I proved it that one time in Halo!!! I made you my bitch!!

Is "Halo" a homosexual hotspot you two frequent?

[degenerate_gambler]

Wt......



typing in shorthand?

[Sunshine]

typing in shorthand?


No, just trying to figure out how it took THIS turn!

[peewee's lovechild]

No, just trying to figure out how it took THIS turn!

Let's you and I bring it back to it's former, steamy, erotic sexiness.

[degenerate_gambler]

No, just trying to figure out how it took THIS turn!


It's got more curves than a strip joint..

[florige]

No, just trying to figure out how it took THIS turn!


What the pornographic turn?

[FREDERICK]

I took my wife with me last month for a Greece vacation, took her to the Aegean Sea, to my favourite place Rhodes, an island that in the ancient world was seen as the island of the sun God Helios, who crossed the firmament with his team every day. The bronze statue ´´ Colossus of Rhodes ´´, was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient world. Today this Greek Island with its 2000 years history is a fascinating mix of beaches, nature and testimonials. After my solocigar habano, some lovely Greek Salad with this excellent feta cheese, and two Ouzo glasses, first morning in the place, we left the Hotel and went for a walk through the old town of Rhodes, is at the same time a ramble through the thousands of years of history of the city from the Archaeological Museum with its ancient statues, graves and ceramics. Not far away we found modern boutiques, bars and cafes which invite us to pass away the time and take a stroll.
The formidable city walls from the 15th Century are wonderful; you can walk as we did it, along part of them to enjoy a wonderful view of the old town. The Turkish quarter with its oriental mosques, is also worth seeing.

[CuckingFunt]

I took my wife with me last month for a Greece vacation, took her to the Aegean Sea, to my favourite place Rhodes, an island that in the ancient world was seen as the island of the sun God Helios, who crossed the firmament with his team every day. The bronze statue ´´ Colossus of Rhodes ´´, was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient world. Today this Greek Island with its 2000 years history is a fascinating mix of beaches, nature and testimonials. After my solocigar habano, some lovely Greek Salad with this excellent feta cheese, and two Ouzo glasses, first morning in the place, we left the Hotel and went for a walk through the old town of Rhodes, is at the same time a ramble through the thousands of years of history of the city from the Archaeological Museum with its ancient statues, graves and ceramics. Not far away we found modern boutiques, bars and cafes which invite us to pass away the time and take a stroll.
The formidable city walls from the 15th Century are wonderful; you can walk as we did it, along part of them to enjoy a wonderful view of the old town. The Turkish quarter with its oriental mosques, is also worth seeing.


This may be the first time that a spam post had me looking for a Fresh Prince ending.

[peewee's lovechild]

I took my wife with me last month for a Greece vacation, took her to the Aegean Sea, to my favourite place Rhodes, an island that in the ancient world was seen as the island of the sun God Helios, who crossed the firmament with his team every day. The bronze statue ´´ Colossus of Rhodes ´´, was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient world. Today this Greek Island with its 2000 years history is a fascinating mix of beaches, nature and testimonials. After my solocigar habano, some lovely Greek Salad with this excellent feta cheese, and two Ouzo glasses, first morning in the place, we left the Hotel and went for a walk through the old town of Rhodes, is at the same time a ramble through the thousands of years of history of the city from the Archaeological Museum with its ancient statues, graves and ceramics. Not far away we found modern boutiques, bars and cafes which invite us to pass away the time and take a stroll.
The formidable city walls from the 15th Century are wonderful; you can walk as we did it, along part of them to enjoy a wonderful view of the old town. The Turkish quarter with its oriental mosques, is also worth seeing.


You know, in the escort/call girl world . . . going to the Greek Islands means having anal sex.

If that's what you meant, that was a pretty damn long metaphor for ass sex.

[Bob Loblaw.]

If any of you need a divorce after your wife catches you beating off to pornography, PM me for representation.