Help me find a new job

[thispego]

i want to work outside. i want to make at least $3000 a month. what should i do or where should i look? :wakeup

[curtismedellin]

this could quickly turn into a troll thread...

[to21]

Trash collector & Wash Tub attendant.

[thispego]

I just applied to this job... just to give an idea of what i'm looking for...

Environmental Scientist/Biologist (Austin, Texas)

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-05, 8:41PM CDT


A growing environmental & engineering firm in Austin is looking for an environmental Scientist/Biologist who can perform or willing to perform the following tasks: Conducting environmental assessments, ecological studies, and environmental impact study including threatened and endangered species habitat, vegetation surveys, delineation of jurisdictional wetlands.


Qualifications: Pre- or post-graduation from an accredited college or university with a Bachelor's degree in Environmental Science, Biology, Geology, Wildlife Biologist, Wildlife management, or related biological field with major coursework.


Experience: One to three years experience relevant to the specific duties of the position perferred.


Skills:

-Knowledge of wildlife species, ecology, and knowledge of regulatory programs related to the USCOE, USFWS, TCEQ, EPA and City of Austin Ordinances a PLUS.

-Skill in using AutoCAD, GIS and GPS a PLUS.

-Ability to collect scientific data.

We offer 100% health insurance, dental insurance, matching 401K plan, professional fee, educational training program, vacation period and sick leave time. We are family-oriented business. Please come join us and explore your new opportunity.




Location: Austin, Texas
Compensation: $30K -$50K (depends on experiences)

[fatsack]

start a landscaping business.

[Don Quixote]

Have you thought of prostitution? you can work outside and make alot of $$$

[Los Spurs]

Mow Lawns

[thispego]

Trash collector & Wash Tub attendant.

will you hire me?

[thispego]

start a landscaping business.

i dont have a truck anymore

[thispego]

Mow Lawns

no truck

[thispego]

Have you thought of prostitution? you can work outside and make alot of $$$

im a dude. if i could get girls to pay me to f them i would

[Los Spurs]

im a dude. if i could get girls to pay me to f them i would

:lol

[stretch]

run for charity

[thispego]

run for charity

alright i'll do it. how?

[stretch]

alright i'll do it. how?

find a charity and run for them.

[TDMVPDPOY]

you can give me a headjob for starters..you will perform the following tasks

[thispego]

find a charity and run for them.

what the shit? so do i make money or does the charity?

[peewee's lovechild]

Blow lonely old men.

[thispego]

you can give me a headjob for starters..you will perform the following tasks

:blah

[thispego]

Blow lonely old men.

follow your career path? i see the failure that you are... no thanks!

[peewee's lovechild]

follow your career path? i see the failure that you are... no thanks!

You're my best friend.

[thispego]

you guys are gay

[stretch]

what the shit? so do i make money or does the charity?

the charity. but at least it will get you in good shape and feeling good about your life because you helped your favorite charity (whatever the fuck it is)

[thispego]

the charity. but at least it will get you in good shape and feeling good about your life because you helped your favorite charity (whatever the fuck it is)

stretch this is the stupidest idea ever proposed on spurstalk

[thispego]

I'm fixing to go to lunch. I better see some god damn job offers or good ideas in this thread when I get back.

[mrsmaalox]

You could buy an old RV and go be one of those "Resident Campground Attendant".

[stretch]

stretch this is the stupidest idea ever proposed on spurstalk

:lol

at least i dont like buttsex

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84305

[peewee's lovechild]

at least i dont like buttsex



That's another way for him to make some money.

[Michael Scott]

I'm going to cut right to the chase here. Do you like magic? Because I am a genie in a bottle and I am going to grant you three wishes. To move to Scranton, to have a great job, and to be my best friend.

[Axe Murderer]

I could always use an assistant. I can teach you the tricks of the trade.

By the way, don't tell anybody about me offering you this job or, you know, chop-chop!

[Frank Costello]

Swear on your mother's grave you aren't a cop. Then maybe we'll talk business.

[thispego]

You could buy an old RV and go be one of those "Resident Campground Attendant".

explain if you will

[tlongII]

Is pego and cbf the same poster?

[thispego]

:lol

at least i dont like buttsex

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84305

that guy in that pic is not me

[stretch]

serve crabcakes at cocktail parties.

[thispego]

Is pego and cbf the same poster?

yes?

[Shelly]

What about one of those people that wears on of those advertising signs? Or you can hawk newspapers at the intersection.

Or beg for money at intersections

[katyon6th]

If you're seriously looking for a job and actually responded to that ad on craigslist, contact me via PM and I'll send you my e-mail address.

[mrsmaalox]

explain if you will

Okay most campgrounds have "hosts". It's someone who lives there, watching over the place. They get a primo spot and are basically just there as a resource for the campers. They sell the wood for the campfires and basically walk around socializing with everyone and making sure everything is okay. I don'tknow how much it pays but I imagine it's a cheap way to live. Or you could work as a roofer; but that's hot in the summer.

[SpursWoman]

You could be that Statue of Liberty or the Uncle Sam outside of the tax preparation places. But I guess that seasonal ... you'd have to wait until next year. :depressed

[ATRAIN]

Why dont you become a beggar, they are outside all day, get money tax free, and they can make up to 1,000 a day from what I have heard.

[Heath Ledger]

Ive got a job for you it pays nothing but is high in vitamin k and high in protein.

[Thunder Dan]

serve crabcakes at cocktail parties.

FOOTBALL AND CRABCAKES, THAT'S WHAT MARYLAND DOES!

[thispego]

What about one of those people that wears on of those advertising signs?
do you need a college degree to do something like that?

[ATRAIN]

do you need a college degree to do something like that?



They pop up during tax season, there is always next year little trooper.

[Shelly]

How about a professional dog walker?

[thispego]

Okay most campgrounds have "hosts". It's someone who lives there, watching over the place. They get a primo spot and are basically just there as a resource for the campers. They sell the wood for the campfires and basically walk around socializing with everyone and making sure everything is okay. I don'tknow how much it pays but I imagine it's a cheap way to live. Or you could work as a roofer; but that's hot in the summer.

mrsmaalox this is a good idea :tu i will look into it as an option. It would not be a bad idea short term.

[ATRAIN]

mrsmaalox this is a good idea :tu i will look into it as an option. It would not be a bad idea short term.



You might have to fight some rich winter texans for that job.

[thispego]

How about a professional dog walker?

meh. I have a BS so i would feel bad getting a job that doesnt require a degree.

[SAGambler]

Well, there is some high paying outdoor jobs available......money is tax free.....

They just happen to be located in the Middle East. How do you hold up against desert heat, and possibly a few bullets coming your way?

[Shelly]

meh. I have a BS so i would feel bad getting a job that doesnt require a degree.

Why? Maybe it's something you'd enjoy doing?

ETA--not a dog walker, but any job

[Thunder Dan]

How about a professional dog walker?

a girl I used to date when I lived in Chicago did that part time and made about $400 a week cash

[peewee's lovechild]

According to Dirty Jobs, you can take up a job jacking off Stallions.

[Shelly]

Maybe you can find someone to pay you to be a human lawn jockey :lol

[Thunder Dan]

According to Dirty Jobs, you can take up a job jacking off Stallions.

what would be worse getting kicked by one or taking a load to the face from one?

[thispego]

Why? Maybe it's something you'd enjoy doing?

ETA--not a dog walker, but any job

well personally i dont think you NEED a degree to do any job. i guess im just focusing on the pay grade and the jobs that all require a degree pay higher than the ones that dont.

[thispego]

According to Dirty Jobs, you can take up a job jacking off Stallions.

getting paid for something i do all the time anyway!!!

[thispego]

Maybe you can find someone to pay you to be a human lawn jockey :lol

you in the market?

[bus driver]

sell drugs on the stree corner!

1. you are outside
2. you will make alot of money, especially if you dont have to split the profit

[thispego]

sell drugs on the stree corner!

1. you are outside
2. you will make alot of money, especially if you dont have to split the profit

got a supplier?

[Spurminator]

Professional Baseball Player.

[tlongII]

Send katy an email. That looks like your best option.

[clambake]

stay where you are and rip the roof off above your cubicle.

[thispego]

stay where you are and rip the roof off above your cubicle.

done and done

[pkbpkb81]

sell cars your outside most of the day and if you good you will make more than 3000.00 a month, if not good you want make shit

[thispego]

sell cars your outside most of the day and if you good you will make more than 3000.00 a month, if not good you want make shit

buy cars on the cheap at auctions then sell them for marginal profits? dont you need a dealers permit?

[pkbpkb81]

i was talking about working at a dealership, but if you can get the dealers permit then thats not a bad way to go

[jcrod]

Become a landscape project manager. They make around 40,000 a yr....of course it helps if you know who to speak spanglish.

[stretch]

door to door chocolate salesman.

[remingtonbo2001]

Go to the unemployment office. I'm sure they'll be more than willing to help you out with some ideas.

Do you have a degree?

[thispego]

Go to the unemployment office. I'm sure they'll be more than willing to help you out with some ideas.

Do you have a degree?

yeah, BS in psychology. stupid degree, i know

[Shelly]

yeah, BS in psychology. stupid degree, i know

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lucy.jpg

And it's outside!

[remingtonbo2001]

yeah, BS in psychology. stupid degree, i know

:lmao I'm currently finishing up my BA in Psychology.

However, I'm working towards a Masters in Clinical Psychology.

[thispego]

:lmao I'm currently finishing up my BA in Psychology.

However, I'm working towards a Masters in Clinical Psychology.

yeah well i never had plans to go in to psychology so that why i say it was stupid, lol... but it IS a degree

[thispego]

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lucy.jpg

And it's outside!

:lol

[remingtonbo2001]

yeah well i never had plans to go in to psychology so that why i say it was stupid, lol... but it IS a degree

Unfortunately, that's your degree and unless you're planning on going back to school, you're going to have to live with it. Have you looked into Industrial Psychology or Consumer Psychology?

[Don Quixote]

what would be worse: getting kicked by a horse or taking a load to the face from one?

I don't know. A kick from a horse could kill you. It would likely be a slow, painful, agonizing death from the hemorrhaging and loss of blood. Unless, of course, the horse would be so find as to kick you in the head the first time.

On the other hand, you can clean off a load to the face. But have you seen a horse's weener?

[thispego]

Unfortunately, that's your degree and unless you're planning on going back to school, you're going to have to live with it. Have you looked into Industrial Psychology or Consumer Psychology?

Not necessarily. I have enough experience and ability to where I could do just about anything.

It is sad to think that you would be stuck in one field for the rest of your life after paying $1,000's to get a degree in it.

[E20]

I need a job too, all these people need help wanted, but they never hire me, if you need help wanted and I'm the only one applying then hire me, god damn ingrates.

[stretch]

Advertise Total Gym with Chuck Norris.

[stretch]

I need a job too, all these people need help wanted, but they never hire me, if you need help wanted and I'm the only one applying then hire me, god damn ingrates.

who wants someone that took 5 tries to pass a driving exam and got their dick stuck in a milk bottle or whatever it was that you did?

[Heath Ledger]

Build a weaponized super human robotic suit and become a super hero ala Ironman. Im sure you could cash in doing security for the pope or something. Those catholic churches have some huge bank accounts from all of the people they steal from every year.

[Dex]

Be a fluffer. I bet you could occasionally land an outdoor gig.

[E20]

who wants someone that took 5 tries to pass a driving exam and got their dick stuck in a milk bottle or whatever it was that you did?

A lot of people, I just saw an ad for this exact figure on craigs list, are you the OP of that ad?

[thispego]

Build a weaponized super human robotic suit and become a super hero ala Ironman. Im sure you could cash in doing security for the pope or something. Those catholic churches have some huge bank accounts from all of the people they steal from every year.

retarded

[thispego]

Be a fluffer. I bet you could occasionally land an outdoor gig.

yeah right, i should be on the other side of the camera

[stretch]

professional wrestler.

[Dex]

yeah right, i should be on the other side of the camera

You're gonna apply to be a stained couch?

You should set your bar a little higher :downspin:

[thispego]

i'll be the boom guy

[stretch]

be Devin Harris' agent.

[thispego]

already called him, he said he no, he saw my old title

[Heath Ledger]

retarded

Well fucker, desparate times call for desparate measures, your ass will be begging for food soon at the soup kitchen unless you come up with a better one. Now who is retarded?

[thispego]

Well fucker, desparate times call for desparate measures, your ass will be begging for food soon at the soup kitchen unless you come up with a better one. Now who is retarded?

im not desperate, i'm currently employed

[stretch]

already called him, he said he no, he saw my old title

post as a guy named thispego on some spurs forum and beg the moderator to pay you for your posting services.

[Mijo]

Look into construction. If you have a degree, I would think you could land a PMA job out in the field. Your pay should increase as you garner experience. There are folks who don't even have degrees that make more than what you are looking for but then again they do have the experience.

[Man of Steel]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/missionvegas/prostitute.jpg

[Lice Lice Baby]

You can sell mail-order pubic lice!
Seriously! It's rewarding, and there is potential for advancement!
Plus, one of the perks is a discounted price on the little pubies I love sooo much!

[whottt]

Why not just open up a strip club?

[shelshor]

USDA's Farm Service Agency's always hire a bunch of summer help, then keep some of the good ones when the summer crunch is over
You could check Sul Ross's course list for Range Management for a reading list to catch up--or aTm's for insects

[Heath Ledger]

I drove down this street, next to a factory there was a field and i saw a bunch of mexicans picking strawberries, ill ask if they have a job for you.

[Man of Steel]

:p:Be the lawn man for Eva Parker Longoria.