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florige
05-08-2008, 10:43 AM
Lets see he is engaged to the ultra hott model Selita Eubanks then she broke it off because he cheated. Before that he dated one of the most beautiful women around in Christina Milian and dumped her because he didn't want a relationship.
Then he ups and marries wacko Mariah Carey??
Viva Las Espuelas
05-08-2008, 10:48 AM
serves him right for making that horrible movie Drumline and making actual drumlines look so lame.
tlongII
05-08-2008, 10:50 AM
He went for the money. Mariah Carey has major bucks.
Los Spurs
05-08-2008, 10:53 AM
Lets see he is engaged to the ultra hott model Selita Eubanks then she broke it off because he cheated. Before that he dated one of the most beautiful women around in Christina Milian and dumped her because he didn't want a relationship.
Then he ups and marries wacko Mariah Carey??

That just proves that MEN don't think! :lol
JoeChalupa
05-08-2008, 10:58 AM
I actually liked Drumline but maybe thats because I don't think.
leemajors
05-08-2008, 11:15 AM
He went for the money. Mariah Carey has major bucks.

they have a pre-nup.
dickface
05-08-2008, 11:15 AM
florige appears to be really really into Nubian gals.
JoeChalupa
05-08-2008, 11:16 AM
I'd hit it.
florige
05-08-2008, 11:20 AM
florige appears to be really really into Nubian gals.


Mariah Carey is nubian. I just think that he dumped some pretty good looking bomb shells to settle for her. Maybe Halle Berry, or Selma Hayek. But Mariah from what he had...
Fillmoe
05-08-2008, 11:27 AM
milian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carey

CANNON IS ON CRACK
florige
05-08-2008, 11:33 AM
milian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carey

CANNON IS ON CRACK


Even the last girl he dated before Mariah, Selita Eubanks was freakin hot! Not as hot as Christina but still pretty freakin hot.


http://http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/selitaeubanksmariahcarey76.JPG

I tried posting the comparison pic above but it didn't come up.
nkdlunch
05-08-2008, 11:35 AM
business transaction
florige
05-08-2008, 11:38 AM
business transaction



Either that or she must be OUTRAGEOUS in the bedroom for yo to up and marry her that quick. He is a known clown anyway so good for him....
Fillmoe
05-08-2008, 11:40 AM
her hot box must be off the Richter....
mrsmaalox
05-08-2008, 11:42 AM
they have a pre-nup.

I saw on CNN Showbiz Report or whatever, that they did NOT have a pre-nup, and that's what makes it additionally strange.
Viva Las Espuelas
05-08-2008, 12:55 PM
I actually liked Drumline but maybe thats because I don't think.YES YOU CAN'T
spyder
05-08-2008, 04:41 PM
Who the heck is nick cannon
tlongII
05-08-2008, 04:59 PM
I saw on CNN Showbiz Report or whatever, that they did NOT have a pre-nup, and that's what makes it additionally strange.

That explains it then. As I said, Mariah Carey has MAJOR bucks!
Fat Bones
05-08-2008, 05:15 PM
Who the heck is nick cannon

Apparently, some extremely lucky dude with a great hobby.
peewee's lovechild
05-09-2008, 08:27 AM
florige appears to be really really into Nubian gals.

In the Star Wars universe, Natalie Portman is a Nubian.
florige
05-09-2008, 08:37 AM
Apparently, some extremely lucky dude with a great hobby.



Trust me. This is REALLY a step down from some of the women he has had in the past. Milian, and Eubanks were just the top 2. Like other posters said, it had to either be for the money, or she must be outrageously great in the bedroom for him to just up and get married. He always said that he was in no rush to get married anytime soon.
peewee's lovechild
05-09-2008, 08:38 AM
Trust me. This is REALLY a step down from some of the women he has had in the past. Milian, and Eubanks were just the top 2. Like other posters said, it had to either be for the money, or she must be outrageously great in the bedroom for him to just up and get married. He always said that he was in no rush to get married anytime soon.

Maybe she fucks him with a strap-on.
florige
05-09-2008, 08:41 AM
Maybe she fucks him with a strap-on.



:lol Yeah that may be a possibility.
leemajors
05-09-2008, 09:38 AM
I saw on CNN Showbiz Report or whatever, that they did NOT have a pre-nup, and that's what makes it additionally strange.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/mariah_carey_im_not_retarded_t.php


Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: "Anyone who thinks we didn't have a prenup is smoking something!"
bigzak25
08-10-2008, 02:49 AM
angel love gives off a mariah vibe...imho...
emo serb
08-10-2008, 11:38 AM
isnt she like...20 years older than him? so like, on the unlikely chance they stay together, when hes 40, he'll be doing a 60 year old. either way, he f'd up.
Kori Ellis
08-10-2008, 11:41 AM
isnt she like...20 years older than him? so like, on the unlikely chance they stay together, when hes 40, he'll be doing a 60 year old. either way, he f'd up.

They are only 10-11 years apart.
emo serb
08-10-2008, 04:27 PM
They are only 10-11 years apart.
eh, i was close.
ShoogarBear
08-10-2008, 04:52 PM
eh, i was close.

Tread very carefully here, my man. :lol
emo serb
08-10-2008, 05:06 PM
Tread very carefully here, my man. :lol
yeah i dont really post here often so i didnt really think about what i said lol. sorry.
Cheese
08-10-2008, 05:12 PM
The boy is whupped..That stuff must be good....It'll be good while it lasts.
Brutalis
08-10-2008, 05:19 PM
Lose two fine girls for a mediocre slut. Wow.
Kori Ellis
08-10-2008, 05:35 PM
Tread very carefully here, my man. :lol

:lol

I don't care. Not everyone realizes how far apart timvp and I are - and I honestly don't care if anyone bashes it.

I was only pointing out that Mariah-Nick are only 10 years apart, not 20.
florige
08-10-2008, 07:28 PM
:lol

I don't care. Not everyone realizes how far apart timvp and I are - and I honestly don't care if anyone bashes it.

I was only pointing out that Mariah-Nick are only 10 years apart, not 20.



:lol I was just bringing out how dumb he was for leaving Milian for that Psycho. If he had left her and ended up with Halle Berry or Selma Hayek who are actually older than Mariah I would have given homeboy his props......
marini martini
08-10-2008, 07:29 PM
:lol

I don't care. Not everyone realizes how far apart timvp and I are - and I honestly don't care if anyone bashes it.

I was only pointing out that Mariah-Nick are only 10 years apart, not 20.

You & LJ are 20 years apart??????:spless: Funny, he doesn't look that old:toast
Brutalis
08-10-2008, 07:33 PM
You & LJ are 20 years apart??????:spless: Funny, he doesn't look that old:toast

30. Not 20. Duh.
BRHornet45
08-10-2008, 07:33 PM
no sons he is just a true playa that knows how to properly lay the pipe. the women can't resist it.
jack sommerset
08-10-2008, 07:55 PM
I bet when she cums she breaks glasses
lebomb
08-11-2008, 01:03 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/summer_fashion/bikini/mariah_carey.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/27/mariah_narrowweb__300x453.jpg

http://www.celebritiesuncovered.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mariah_carey.jpg



:huh ......Id nail her crazy, psycho ass.

She looks good to me. *shrugs*
florige
08-11-2008, 01:32 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/summer_fashion/bikini/mariah_carey.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/27/mariah_narrowweb__300x453.jpg

http://www.celebritiesuncovered.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mariah_carey.jpg



:huh ......Id nail her crazy, psycho ass.

She looks good to me. *shrugs*



She looks alright, but from what that clown had before her, many including myself considered that was a step down from the dymes he had been previously linked with. But like I said, for an average schmuck like me I would be stupid not to jump on that deal.
tlongII
08-11-2008, 03:13 PM
She looks alright, but from what that clown had before her, many including myself considered that was a step down from the dymes he had been previously linked with. But like I said, for an average schmuck like me I would be stupid not to jump on that deal.

She ain't bad, but it was all about the money. Mariah is super-rich.