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Shelly
05-09-2008, 09:32 AM
Stare off (http://www.ibeatyou.com/competition/86a130/the-stare-no-blinking/entry/75e48f/bring-it)

JoeChalupa
05-09-2008, 09:39 AM
I had to stop because of drooling.

DBryant88
05-09-2008, 09:43 AM
for me it would be acontest to see how long i could stare at her eyes before i had to look at her whole B-E-A eutiful body

peewee's lovechild
05-09-2008, 09:46 AM
Bitch cheated.

She moved her eyes three times and she smiled at me to throw me off my game.

Plus, I'm wearing contacts and they dried up on me.

CubanMustGo
05-09-2008, 09:53 AM
I prolly wouldn't be staring her in the face.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-09-2008, 09:55 AM
Eye to eye, I lost. But if we were both staring at her chest I think I could take the win when her neck gets sore.

tlongII
05-09-2008, 09:57 AM
I splooged on my monitor.

E20
05-09-2008, 11:49 AM
I beat her pretty easily.

MaNuMaNiAc
05-09-2008, 11:55 AM
Jesus... she is too fucking cute

50 cent
05-09-2008, 01:28 PM
Jesus... she is too fucking cute

no shit.

Richard Cranium
05-09-2008, 01:31 PM
I beat it pretty easily.

I'm sure you did :jack

florige
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Jesus... she is too fucking cute



I'll agree. And I'm not even an Alba fan. She looks really cute in that little video though. Probably because we get to see a normal side of her.

PM5K
05-09-2008, 03:32 PM
I'm sure I could, but I'd probably let her win....

CuckingFunt
05-09-2008, 03:34 PM
I still think she's boring.

JoeChalupa
05-09-2008, 03:39 PM
I'll take that kind of boring any day.

peewee's lovechild
05-09-2008, 03:40 PM
Fuck you to hell, JC!!

I was going to say that.

florige
05-09-2008, 03:40 PM
I'll take that Jessica right there in 50 Cent's sig any day.

ShoogarBear
05-09-2008, 03:43 PM
I could, but she's have to stand at least eight inches away.

CuckingFunt
05-09-2008, 03:44 PM
I could, but she's have to stand at least eight inches away.

I see what you did there.

JoeChalupa
05-09-2008, 03:47 PM
Fuck you to hell, JC!!



I wish she'd say that to me.

Phil Hellmuth
05-09-2008, 04:04 PM
she looks average in this clip.

spyder
05-10-2008, 01:49 AM
well that was a waste of time

Slydragon
05-10-2008, 02:00 AM
Nash comes up short once again.

http://www.ibeatyou.com/competition/86a130/the-stare-no-blinking/entry/75e48f/bring-it

curtismedellin
05-10-2008, 02:54 AM
Only if I stare at her chest.

Man of Steel
05-10-2008, 04:20 AM
Over-rated as hell.

Average girl

Better looking bitches working at the HEB slinging hash for $7 bucks an hour. Give them make-up and a thong and they make Jessica look like Joseph Alba.

Also--fucking bitch denies she's a latina--thinks she's too good to be a latina--hey bitch--Vanessa Macias would kick your ass in any competition.

Otherwise--I'd hit it.

tp2021
05-10-2008, 10:55 AM
Over-rated as hell.

Average girl

Better looking bitches working at the HEB slinging hash for $7 bucks an hour. Give them make-up and a thong and they make Jessica look like Joseph Alba.

Also--fucking bitch denies she's a latina--thinks she's too good to be a latina--hey bitch--Vanessa Macias would kick your ass in any competition.

Otherwise--I'd hit it.

:lmao

ShoogarBear
05-10-2008, 12:21 PM
I see what you did there.
You wish.

v2freak
05-10-2008, 01:46 PM
I kept expecting some kind of scaryass picture to pop up in the middle.

Don Quixote
05-10-2008, 02:21 PM
Jessica is unquestionably hot. I don't see how this is even up for debate.

That's like questioning what 2 and 2 is.

BigZak
05-10-2008, 02:25 PM
nice!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/bigzak2525/jess.jpg

1Parker1
05-10-2008, 07:54 PM
Jessica Alba is the only woman I know who manages to look hot with 20+ pounds of baby on her.

mrsmaalox
05-10-2008, 10:36 PM
I could, but she's have to stand at least eight inches away.

:wow at least eight inches?!?! How you doin'? :eyebrows

Slomo
05-11-2008, 12:57 AM
:wow at least eight inches?!?! How you doin'? :eyebrows


It's because this gets in his way:
http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/06A1151.jpg

MaNuMaNiAc
05-11-2008, 01:22 AM
It's because this gets in his way:
http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/06A1151.jpg

yeah, that and his nose