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leemajors
05-09-2008, 11:22 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/george_clooney_roseanne.php


"I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, 'You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.' She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was."

damn, that is one of the best lines ever! :lmao
peewee's lovechild
05-09-2008, 11:39 AM
"make me stink"

:lmao:lmao:lmao
monosylab1k
05-09-2008, 11:39 AM
she didn't already stink?
Melmart1
05-09-2008, 11:59 AM
I would let George Clooney make me stink. And I wouldn't let him rest until I was fully skunkified.
SpursWoman
05-09-2008, 12:02 PM
Oh, man ... :lmao
sa_butta
05-09-2008, 12:32 PM
Nice
Viva Las Espuelas
05-09-2008, 12:39 PM
that's some of the greatest stuff i heard today
jman3000
05-09-2008, 12:50 PM
at least we know how he got his part on ER.
CuckingFunt
05-09-2008, 02:15 PM
I would let George Clooney make me stink. And I wouldn't let him rest until I was fully skunkified.

Ditto.
SpursWoman
05-09-2008, 02:17 PM
Funny ... for some reason I was reading Roseanne, but was picturing Rosie (O'Donnell).

Then I got all confused. :oops :lol
ShoogarBear
05-09-2008, 02:20 PM
Maybe they could have shared some mail-order body lice together.
The sone
05-09-2008, 02:20 PM
best pick up line eva!
ShoogarBear
05-09-2008, 02:21 PM
I would let George Clooney make me stink. And I wouldn't let him rest until I was fully skunkified.

And Roseanne?
CuckingFunt
05-09-2008, 02:22 PM
And Roseanne?

No.

Never.

Not ever.

Hell to the naw.
spurs_fan_in_exile
05-09-2008, 02:22 PM
After a quick read of the actual article, no where does Clooney say he shot her down. Think about that the next time you're fantasizing ladies.
SpursWoman
05-09-2008, 02:24 PM
Think about that the next time you're fantasizing ladies.

Think what? That there's hope? :lol
1Parker1
05-10-2008, 09:55 AM
Think what? That there's hope? :lol

:lmao :tu
Lice Lice Baby
05-10-2008, 10:53 AM
Maybe they could have shared some mail-order body lice together.

I can hook 'em up!
Twisted_Dawg
05-10-2008, 11:08 AM
After a quick read of the actual article, no where does Clooney say he shot her down. Think about that the next time you're fantasizing ladies.

Mercy fuck.
Heath Ledger
05-10-2008, 01:49 PM
Roseanne is kinda hawwt since she got her stomach stapled..
Summers
05-10-2008, 03:20 PM
Think what? That there's hope? :lol

:lmao George isn't opposed to a little cushion!
samikeyp
05-10-2008, 09:09 PM
Two in the pink, one in the stink.

:lol
mrsmaalox
05-10-2008, 10:41 PM
Two in the pink, one in the stink.

:lol

OMG!!! I went to a sex shop for ladies today and they were playing a movie with that title!!!!! :lmao :lmao
Twisted_Dawg
05-11-2008, 07:55 AM
OMG!!! I went to a sex shop for ladies today and they were playing a movie with that title!!!!! :lmao :lmao

Buy anything?
mrsmaalox
05-11-2008, 10:21 AM
Buy anything?

No I didn't see anything I couldn't live without. But my friend signed up for their next "Fellatio" class!!!
CuckingFunt
05-11-2008, 12:56 PM
No I didn't see anything I couldn't live without. But my friend signed up for their next "Fellatio" class!!!

There's such a thing as a fellatio class? That sounds like a fantastic way to trick people out of their money.
mrsmaalox
05-11-2008, 01:20 PM
There's such a thing as a fellatio class? That sounds like a fantastic way to trick people out of their money.

You know, there's a sucker born every minute!!! :p:
CuckingFunt
05-11-2008, 01:28 PM
You know, there's a sucker born every minute!!! :p:

I doubt this class has that many graduation ceremonies.
mrsmaalox
05-11-2008, 01:45 PM
I doubt this class has that many graduation ceremonies.

Well I don't know about that, but by the looks of their curriculum (striptease, lapdance, dress for successful seduction, erotic massage) it appeared that the fellatio class has the best attendance and pass rate. I asked my friend why she thought she needed the class and she said "Just for fun" Whatever. *shrugs*