Cry Havoc
05-11-2008, 11:51 PM
(Spoof on "The Metal" by Tenacious D)
You can't kill The Duncan
The Duncan will live on
The Nuggets tried to kill The Duncan
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
The Suns tried to kill The Duncan
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Boozer tried to kill The Duncan Ha.... HAHAHAHA!
He failed, as he was blocked to the ground
Aargh! yaow! [x2]
[Singing]
No-one can destroy The Duncan
The Duncan will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of The Duncan
We tried to win for why we do not know
Cleveland tried to destroy The Duncan, but The Duncan had his way
Shaq-fu tried to dethrone The Duncan, but Duncan was in the way
Chris Paul tried to destroy The Duncan, but Duncan was much too strong
David Stern tried to defile The Duncan, but Crawford was proven wrong
Yea!
Duncan!
He comes from hell!
(this song needs a really cool background that simply says, "The Duncan")
You can't kill The Duncan
The Duncan will live on
The Nuggets tried to kill The Duncan
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
The Suns tried to kill The Duncan
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Boozer tried to kill The Duncan Ha.... HAHAHAHA!
He failed, as he was blocked to the ground
Aargh! yaow! [x2]
[Singing]
No-one can destroy The Duncan
The Duncan will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of The Duncan
We tried to win for why we do not know
Cleveland tried to destroy The Duncan, but The Duncan had his way
Shaq-fu tried to dethrone The Duncan, but Duncan was in the way
Chris Paul tried to destroy The Duncan, but Duncan was much too strong
David Stern tried to defile The Duncan, but Crawford was proven wrong
Yea!
Duncan!
He comes from hell!
(this song needs a really cool background that simply says, "The Duncan")