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Taco
05-12-2008, 12:17 PM
“DISBURSE” Did you watch Disburse game last night??!! :flag:



"Choo Choo" - Me and my Dad went to the bank and tolds the lady, "hey give us all you money or we gonna choo choo!"



“Racial” --- Orale, Maria has a nice ass but so does her sister Racial



Choose” - That vato is so poor he cant buy choose for his feet

“Budweiser”..A cop pulled us over and told us to put our hands behind our backs and I told him Budweiser.

* "Cheese" Maria likes me but cheese fat.


* "Highway" I turned in baed last night and saw my wife with no makeup on and said highway you scared me.


* "Stairway" My Ruca wears tight jeans and I tell my homeboy "don't Stairway"!


* "Chair" I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom yells, "Mira Cabron you better Chair that candy".


* "Harrassment" Oye Vato my lady caught me in bed with another Ruca, pero sabes que, Harrassment nothing to me.


* "Water" My vieja always gets mad and I don't even know Water problem is.


* "Shoulder" My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.


* "TEXAS" My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


* "Herpes" Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.


* "July" Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!


* "Rectum" I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!


* "Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"

“Juicy” -Hey vato i will roll d joint and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!

“Sodas” -My vieja smokes mary juana and SODAS her sister



“MUSHROOM” - Orale vato, when all my familia get in the car, theres not mushroom.


“Berry” - My vieja has been berry good to me.

“Juno”- Hey Pedro, juno what?

“Jester” - I haven't seen mi vieja since jester day.



“FRITO” -After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i was FRITO go



“Jew” - Vamos a la playa, just me and jew.


“Jello”- The color of bananas is jello.



“Estate”- What estate do jew live in? I live in Tejas.



“LIVER AND CHEESE” Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him “ orale loco, LIVER alone CHEESE my girl”



“CASHEW” - I tried running after you but I couldn’t CASHEW’



“Wafer” I wanted to go to the flea market with my mom but she didn't wafer me



“Brief” My Homie farted gacho and i couldnt brief!



“Chicken” "My wife wanted me to go the store, pero chicken go herself."

Dre_7
05-12-2008, 12:22 PM
:lmao :lmao Good shit son.

Johnny_Blaze_47
05-12-2008, 12:24 PM
KEDA sends me these all the time. I think he's a racist.

mrsmaalox
05-12-2008, 01:41 PM
:lmao But please someone explain the "budweiser" one!!! :lol

CuckingFunt
05-12-2008, 01:44 PM
:lmao But please someone explain the "budweiser" one!!! :lol

But why, sir?

Pugglekicker_21
05-12-2008, 01:48 PM
but why sir......man thats good....

mrsmaalox
05-12-2008, 02:21 PM
But why, sir?

Got it. Not the best one is it?

Johnny_Blaze_47
05-12-2008, 02:49 PM
Got it. Not the best one is it?

Jew frito make up your own.

mrsmaalox
05-12-2008, 03:05 PM
Jew frito make up your own.

Very good!!! :lmao

mrsmaalox
05-12-2008, 03:05 PM
Jew frito make up your own.

Very good!!! :lmao

Slydragon
05-12-2008, 03:37 PM
I get these like 10 times a day text to me from all my friends.
It's funny but damn one friend sends it to me and our other friends then the other friends send me the same text thinking they are the first one to get it so I will get the same joke like 3-5 times in 30mins.

Taco
05-12-2008, 04:04 PM
I get these like 10 times a day text to me from all my friends.
It's funny but damn one friend sends it to me and our other friends then the other friends send me the same text thinking they are the first one to get it so I will get the same joke like 3-5 times in 30mins.


DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN EVERBODY TEXAS YOU ALL THE TIME



http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/latinlife/watch%20truck.jpg

YOU MAY SEE THIS ON THE WESTSIDE!!!

Lebowski Brickowski
05-12-2008, 04:06 PM
Wasso funny? I don get these yokes.

samikeyp
05-12-2008, 10:17 PM
Taco kicks ass. :lol

Mr.Bottomtooth
05-12-2008, 10:20 PM
I received a message a while back that said:
4% of Texans said there was an illegal immigration problem in Texas. The other 96% said "Que dijo?".

ShoogarBear
05-12-2008, 10:31 PM
Wait till that Cajun Hornet asshole finds this thread.

ShoogarBear
05-12-2008, 10:32 PM
KEDA sends me these all the time. I think he's a racist.

"KEDA texas these jokes to me all the time but I a racist them."

Solid D
05-12-2008, 10:49 PM
:lol @ Choogar.

marini martini
05-12-2008, 11:38 PM
MrsM, juno get it!

Fillmoe
05-12-2008, 11:45 PM
Mexicans belong in Mexico.

Heath Ledger
05-13-2008, 12:05 AM
http://www.strippedtees.com/assets/images/mymexicanworksforlessthanyourmexican(1).jpg

Fillmoe
05-13-2008, 01:16 AM
My Mexican doesn't work, lazy bastard.

SAtown
05-13-2008, 01:19 AM
"Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"

:lmao

Heath Ledger
05-13-2008, 01:58 AM
You sure you don't have a puerto rican that you are confusing with a Mexican? Mexicans are awesome workers... puerto ricans not so much...

Fillmoe
05-13-2008, 02:02 AM
They all look the same.

pawe
05-13-2008, 03:02 AM
I have a pain in my shess, i cant brief. What's the number to 9-1-1 ??? - George Lopez :lol

Taco
05-19-2008, 09:34 AM
I sure hope “DISBURSE” win tonight!!

marini martini
05-19-2008, 09:47 AM
They jus gato!

dickface
05-19-2008, 09:52 AM
are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?

Los Spurs
05-19-2008, 11:03 AM
Hornets=Mas Putos

boutons_
05-19-2008, 03:02 PM
a right-wing friend sent me this:

http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf

SpursWoman
05-21-2008, 03:50 PM
Chicken - My ruca always roots against the Spurs pero chicken kiss my ass!


Go Spurs Go!




edit: Oh, I just saw the other chicken ... but I like this one better. :lol

pawe
05-21-2008, 04:10 PM
what's mas putos?

RandomGuy
05-21-2008, 04:41 PM
what's mas putos?

Just yell that at a group of mexican guys on some corner somewhere, and ask them what it means... ;)

Taco
05-30-2008, 07:46 AM
“Disburse” & "Lemonade"


“Disburse” lost to the Pinche Lakers now they "Lemonade" from the playoffs

mrsmaalox
05-30-2008, 10:05 AM
“Disburse” & "Lemonade"


“Disburse” lost to the Pinche Lakers now they "Lemonade" from the playoffs

I laugh thru my tears!! :cry

taco taco
06-27-2008, 12:33 PM
haha explain the wafer one and the BUDWIESER 1 is like but y sir

taco taco
06-27-2008, 12:34 PM
that all funny the budwieser one is like sayin but why sir

marini martini
06-27-2008, 12:37 PM
haha explain the wafer one and the BUDWIESER 1 is like but y sir


that all funny the budwieser one is like sayin but why sir

Excuse me! Is English your second language?

Southwest Texas Fan
06-27-2008, 05:28 PM
A couple of illegal aliens are going through a check point and the Border Patrol asked them, are you US citizens, yes they answer. Where were you born? Kentucky one answers. What part of Kentucky. Can't talky any english.