Taco
05-12-2008, 12:17 PM
“DISBURSE” Did you watch Disburse game last night??!! :flag:
"Choo Choo" - Me and my Dad went to the bank and tolds the lady, "hey give us all you money or we gonna choo choo!"
“Racial” --- Orale, Maria has a nice ass but so does her sister Racial
Choose” - That vato is so poor he cant buy choose for his feet
“Budweiser”..A cop pulled us over and told us to put our hands behind our backs and I told him Budweiser.
* "Cheese" Maria likes me but cheese fat.
* "Highway" I turned in baed last night and saw my wife with no makeup on and said highway you scared me.
* "Stairway" My Ruca wears tight jeans and I tell my homeboy "don't Stairway"!
* "Chair" I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom yells, "Mira Cabron you better Chair that candy".
* "Harrassment" Oye Vato my lady caught me in bed with another Ruca, pero sabes que, Harrassment nothing to me.
* "Water" My vieja always gets mad and I don't even know Water problem is.
* "Shoulder" My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
* "TEXAS" My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
* "Herpes" Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
* "July" Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
* "Rectum" I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
* "Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"
“Juicy” -Hey vato i will roll d joint and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!
“Sodas” -My vieja smokes mary juana and SODAS her sister
“MUSHROOM” - Orale vato, when all my familia get in the car, theres not mushroom.
“Berry” - My vieja has been berry good to me.
“Juno”- Hey Pedro, juno what?
“Jester” - I haven't seen mi vieja since jester day.
“FRITO” -After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i was FRITO go
“Jew” - Vamos a la playa, just me and jew.
“Jello”- The color of bananas is jello.
“Estate”- What estate do jew live in? I live in Tejas.
“LIVER AND CHEESE” Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him “ orale loco, LIVER alone CHEESE my girl”
“CASHEW” - I tried running after you but I couldn’t CASHEW’
“Wafer” I wanted to go to the flea market with my mom but she didn't wafer me
“Brief” My Homie farted gacho and i couldnt brief!
“Chicken” "My wife wanted me to go the store, pero chicken go herself."
"Choo Choo" - Me and my Dad went to the bank and tolds the lady, "hey give us all you money or we gonna choo choo!"
“Racial” --- Orale, Maria has a nice ass but so does her sister Racial
Choose” - That vato is so poor he cant buy choose for his feet
“Budweiser”..A cop pulled us over and told us to put our hands behind our backs and I told him Budweiser.
* "Cheese" Maria likes me but cheese fat.
* "Highway" I turned in baed last night and saw my wife with no makeup on and said highway you scared me.
* "Stairway" My Ruca wears tight jeans and I tell my homeboy "don't Stairway"!
* "Chair" I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom yells, "Mira Cabron you better Chair that candy".
* "Harrassment" Oye Vato my lady caught me in bed with another Ruca, pero sabes que, Harrassment nothing to me.
* "Water" My vieja always gets mad and I don't even know Water problem is.
* "Shoulder" My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
* "TEXAS" My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
* "Herpes" Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
* "July" Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
* "Rectum" I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
* "Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"
“Juicy” -Hey vato i will roll d joint and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!
“Sodas” -My vieja smokes mary juana and SODAS her sister
“MUSHROOM” - Orale vato, when all my familia get in the car, theres not mushroom.
“Berry” - My vieja has been berry good to me.
“Juno”- Hey Pedro, juno what?
“Jester” - I haven't seen mi vieja since jester day.
“FRITO” -After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i was FRITO go
“Jew” - Vamos a la playa, just me and jew.
“Jello”- The color of bananas is jello.
“Estate”- What estate do jew live in? I live in Tejas.
“LIVER AND CHEESE” Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him “ orale loco, LIVER alone CHEESE my girl”
“CASHEW” - I tried running after you but I couldn’t CASHEW’
“Wafer” I wanted to go to the flea market with my mom but she didn't wafer me
“Brief” My Homie farted gacho and i couldnt brief!
“Chicken” "My wife wanted me to go the store, pero chicken go herself."