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RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 03:50 PM
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Soul_Patch
05-19-2008, 04:00 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/trash.jpg

Los Spurs
05-19-2008, 04:16 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/trash.jpg

:lol

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:18 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/trash.jpg



Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Slydragon
05-19-2008, 04:23 PM
Yo mama so fat I shot her with a shotgun and she yells who's shooting the bb gun.

yo mama so fat when she says I'm paint the town red tonight, it's because her period is starting.

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:26 PM
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:27 PM
Yo mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the "W"s

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:28 PM
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:35 PM
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

RandomGuy
05-19-2008, 04:36 PM
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Slydragon
05-19-2008, 04:48 PM
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she goes to Spursreport.com as her main Spurs forum.

/thread :king

mouse
05-20-2008, 01:33 AM
Yo' mama so ugly face book changed their name to just book after she signed on.

mouse
05-20-2008, 01:37 AM
yo' mama's so fat she thinks TPark is anorexic! :lmao

E20
05-20-2008, 01:42 AM
I got this off TV:

Your momma is so ugly that she made a boomerang not come back.

mouse
05-20-2008, 01:43 AM
yo' mama so big, yo' daddy had to use on-star to find her va jay jay during sex.

Al Gore
05-20-2008, 01:52 AM
Your Mothers ass is so big one fart started global warming.

DannyT
05-20-2008, 08:56 AM
yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Don Quixote
05-20-2008, 12:23 PM
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower

Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

DannyT
05-20-2008, 05:24 PM
yo mommas so ugly she went to a haunted house and walked out with an application

Mr.Bottomtooth
05-20-2008, 05:54 PM
Your mother is so ugly it affects her self-esteem.

TwAnKiEs
05-20-2008, 06:19 PM
Yo mammas eyeglasses are so thick, she looked at a map and saw people waving!:hat

Don Quixote
05-20-2008, 07:17 PM
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!

Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please

Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-10 as a slip and slide.

slacker77
05-20-2008, 08:45 PM
Yo mamma's so fat she got baptized at Sea World

Yo mamma's so fat Jesus can't lift her soul

DannyT
05-21-2008, 12:47 AM
yo momma so fat she eats hula hoops for cheerios

marini martini
05-21-2008, 01:10 AM
Yo mama so ugly, that when you were born, the Doc smacked her on the ass!
Yo mama so fat, that when she lay on the beach, people sream "free willy"!
Yo mama so fat, she got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat, when she walks backwards, she beeps!
Yo mama so poor, she can't pay attention!
Yo mama so poor, they put her picture on foodstamps!
Yo mama so poor, she put the toilet paper out to dry!
Yo mama so stanky, she make red onions cry!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gate's can't pay for her liposuction!

Mister Sinister
05-21-2008, 01:13 AM
Your mother's promiscuity is both well-known throughout the community and prolific.

G-Nob
05-21-2008, 07:03 AM
Your Mom is so fat, her yearbook photo was an aerial shot.

Your Mom is so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

Mr.Bottomtooth
05-21-2008, 05:00 PM
Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.

slacker77
05-21-2008, 05:24 PM
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck