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lebomb
05-20-2008, 01:04 PM
WTF??? That ugly sumbitch cheated on Shania???? I never, ever, ever understood why she screwed and :married: that MUTT looking dude??? Oh well??? :depressed


Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356688,00.html

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-20-2008, 01:11 PM
And it his secretary? Wow. I would have put money down that it would have been some young wannabe diva that was willing to get down with him for her career's sake. TTIWWP.

But as it says in the Book of Proverbs, "For every hot woman in the world, there's a man who got tired of nailing her.

slowchild25
05-20-2008, 01:16 PM
What are you talking about? Any guy that looks like this can pull any thing he wants!!!

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mutt-lange.jpg

lefty
05-20-2008, 01:29 PM
Reminds of that ugly bastard who cheated on Halle Berry.

What the fuck

lebomb
05-20-2008, 01:30 PM
What is wrong with these guys??? Do they not realize their women are HOT!!??

1369
05-20-2008, 01:31 PM
When told of the alleged affair, Shania was quoted as saying: "That don't impress me much.".

BacktoBasics
05-20-2008, 01:33 PM
All pussy gets old

marini martini
05-20-2008, 01:39 PM
What is wrong with these guys??? Do they not realize their women are HOT!!??

Or Rich!!!!

:greedy

lebomb
05-20-2008, 01:42 PM
All pussy gets old


Hmmmmmm......dont know about that.!? :rolleyes Ive been married to and banging the same woman for 6yrs......and her pussy isnt anywhere near getting old to me :toast

JoePublic
05-20-2008, 01:42 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/JoePublic_2007/ShaniaTwainAnyManOfMine0001.gif

degenerate_gambler
05-20-2008, 01:45 PM
Whatever happened to her?

Does she still perform? or tour?

I don't listen to country music unless I'm forced to (which is 8 hrs a day here at work), but I've not heard her name mentioned in a long while.

lebomb
05-20-2008, 01:55 PM
Yep MUTT is a DOG!!! hahahaha

Don Quixote
05-20-2008, 01:58 PM
Mutt is out of his mind. There is no rational explanation for this.

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:01 PM
MOM jeans!

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-20-2008, 02:33 PM
Whatever happened to her?

Does she still perform? or tour?

I don't listen to country music unless I'm forced to (which is 8 hrs a day here at work), but I've not heard her name mentioned in a long while.

I think she more or less retired to Switzerland or some shit like that. And big props to the person with the gif from the Any Man of Mine video. Off to the bunk I go...

Johnny_Blaze_47
05-20-2008, 02:36 PM
When told of the alleged affair, Shania was quoted as saying: "That don't impress me much.".

Wah-wah.

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:39 PM
Wah-wah.

He'll be here all week. Did you try the veal?

Slydragon
05-20-2008, 02:40 PM
What are you talking about? Any guy that looks like this can pull any thing he wants!!!

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mutt-lange.jpg

Is that really him? Who he cheat with his sister?

Slydragon
05-20-2008, 02:41 PM
He also look like a older http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/9629/buddy1.gif

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:42 PM
Is that really him? Who he cheat with his sister?

That is really him. You can thank him for making Def Leppard huge.

Sunshine
05-20-2008, 02:49 PM
Maybe he got tired of her fake British accent.

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:50 PM
Maybe he got tired of her fake British accent.

? Are you thinking of Madonna?

Sunshine
05-20-2008, 02:51 PM
And I'm SURE she didn't marry him to further her career. No, nuh-uh, not EVEN!

http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/images/4664.jpg

Sunshine
05-20-2008, 02:52 PM
? Are you thinking of Madonna?

Nope. Although she's got one too. Last interview I saw with her she had affected some sort of British or Scottish or some type of accent. It wasn't her normal Canadian lilt either.

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:52 PM
Did Mutt produce her album that made her a star?

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:54 PM
Nope. Although she's got one too. Last interview I saw with her she had affected some sort of British or Scottish or some type of accent. It wasn't her normal Canadian lilt either.

I haven't heard her talk in a long time.

Now that I think about it, she resurfaced recently (like a few months ago) and people were wondering why he wasn't with her, although he's rumored to be sort of a hermit. I guess now we know why.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-20-2008, 02:55 PM
That is really him. You can thank him for making Def Leppard huge.
and The Cars
and AC/DC
and Foreigner
and Loverboy
and Bryan Adams
and Billy Ocean
and Michael Bolton

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-20-2008, 02:56 PM
And I'm SURE she didn't marry him to further her career. No, nuh-uh, not EVEN!

http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/images/4664.jpg

http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/beautyandbeast.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47
05-20-2008, 02:56 PM
He'll be here all week. Did you try the veal?

Yep.

I also gave my waitress a big tip.

But just the tip for right now.

Shelly
05-20-2008, 02:57 PM
and The Cars
and AC/DC
and Foreigner
and Loverboy
and Bryan Adams
and Billy Ocean
and Michael Bolton

He should be shot for Michael Bolton.

I love watching Loverboy videos. The drummer cracks me up.

Sunshine
05-20-2008, 02:59 PM
Did Mutt produce her album that made her a star?

This from wikipedia:

Robert John "Mutt" Lange (born November 16, 1948) is an award-winning record producer and songwriter of popular music and one of the most successful producers in rock history. He has produced albums for artists such as Def Leppard, AC/DC, Foreigner, The Cars, Bryan Adams, Savoy Brown and The Corrs. His current projects are producing for and writing songs with his estranged wife, country singer Shania Twain. Her 1997 album Come on Over which he produced is the best selling record by any female artist of all time

ETA:
When rock producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange heard Twain's original songs and singing, he offered to produce her and to write songs with her. After many telephone conversations, they met in person at Nashville's Fan Fair in June 1993.[5] Twain initially had no idea who he was but expressed a high degree of praise for his demos on the phone. Twain and Lange became very close within just weeks.

Lange and Twain started working on a second album, and in 1995 The Woman in Me produced her first #1 single, "Any Man of Mine". The album topped the country charts for months and crossed over to mainstream charts, peaking at No. 5. As of 2007 it has sold more than 12 million copies.[9] The Woman in Me won the Grammy Award for Best Country Album as well as the Academy of Country Music award for Album of the Year; the latter group also awarded Twain as Best New Female Vocalist.

JMarkJohns
05-20-2008, 03:03 PM
Show me a hot woman, and I'll find the boyfriend or husband that's bored with doing her...

Twisted_Dawg
05-20-2008, 03:28 PM
And it his secretary? Wow. I would have put money down that it would have been some young wannabe diva that was willing to get down with him for her career's sake. TTIWWP.

But as it says in the Book of Proverbs, "For every hot woman in the world, there's a man who got tired of nailing her.


Is that book on Amazon?

Taco
05-20-2008, 03:35 PM
Did she say she only has sex to conceive a child?

CuckingFunt
05-20-2008, 03:56 PM
Yep.

I also gave my waitress a big tip.

But just the tip for right now.

:lol

The obvious ones always get me.

Don Quixote
05-20-2008, 04:56 PM
Show me a hot woman, and I'll find the boyfriend or husband that's bored with doing her...

The irony ...

I'm sure there's a spiritual principle in here somewhere

jman3000
05-20-2008, 04:57 PM
What are you talking about? Any guy that looks like this can pull any thing he wants!!!

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mutt-lange.jpg

what the fuck is that?

Viva Las Espuelas
05-20-2008, 04:58 PM
what the fuck is that?
that's a very monetarily rich man

JoeChalupa
05-20-2008, 05:24 PM
I'd love a few moments with Shania.

peewee's lovechild
05-20-2008, 05:35 PM
And I'm SURE she didn't marry him to further her career. No, nuh-uh, not EVEN!

http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/images/4664.jpg



That's why I've always hated that bitch.

I never even thought she was all that.

lefty
05-20-2008, 05:51 PM
Well, hot chicks always end up with DoucheBags :bking

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

CuckingFunt
05-20-2008, 06:40 PM
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5764/db5101775223ee1.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3690/prompa2745262iu1.jpg

:lmao

Borosai
05-20-2008, 06:49 PM
Willy Wonka in 3...2...1...

mrsmaalox
05-20-2008, 08:50 PM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5764/db5101775223ee1.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3690/prompa2745262iu1.jpg

:lmao

Do those guys look like that on purpose? Or is it some kind of costume?

RuffnReadyOzStyle
05-20-2008, 08:52 PM
I will never understand men who cheat. The fact that he cheated on the gorgeous Shania is even less comprehensible. WTF is wrong with him?

That guy wins my "complete TOOL who will regret his stupidity" award for this week.

mrsmaalox
05-20-2008, 08:57 PM
I will never understand men who cheat. The fact that he cheated on the gorgeous Shania is even less comprehensible. WTF is wrong with him?

That guy wins my "complete TOOL who will regret his stupidity" award for this week.

Well she is beautiful, but maybe she's a bitch or not very smart. No one but the 2 parties in the relationship know what the real story is.

lefty
05-20-2008, 10:20 PM
Do those guys look like that on purpose? Or is it some kind of costume?

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

peewee's lovechild
05-21-2008, 07:10 AM
I will never understand men who cheat. The fact that he cheated on the gorgeous Shania is even less comprehensible. WTF is wrong with him?

That guy wins my "complete TOOL who will regret his stupidity" award for this week.


Ruff, you're talking out of your ass.

Shania could be the biggest pain in the ass to live with.
Or, maybe she wouldn't put out to him anymore.

There's a shitload of reasons why he would've cheated on her.

You're coming off as a self righteous prick here.

peewee's lovechild
05-21-2008, 07:16 AM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3690/prompa2745262iu1.jpg




Those two douches look like their part of the Blue Man Group, except that they're brown.

marini martini
05-21-2008, 07:19 AM
Those two douches look like their part of the Blue Man Group, except that they're brown.

"Spray on tan, gone wild!"

:lmao

Shelly
05-21-2008, 07:33 AM
Those two douches look like their part of the Blue Man Group, except that they're brown.

Isn't that the Gotti brothers?

marini martini
05-21-2008, 07:36 AM
Isn't that the Gotti brothers?

That's what I thought,when I first saw the pics.:lmao

Jesus
05-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Ruff, you're talking out of your ass.

Shania could be the biggest pain in the ass to live with.
Or, maybe she wouldn't put out to him anymore.

There's a shitload of reasons why he would've cheated on her.

You're coming off as a self righteous prick here.

Not one of those is an excuse to commit adultery. NOT ONE!! You're coming off as an excuse for everything self righteous person yourself but I'm still praying for you.

peewee's lovechild
05-21-2008, 08:21 AM
Not one of those is an excuse to commit adultery. NOT ONE!! You're coming off as an excuse for everything self righteous person yourself but I'm still praying for you.

Fuck you douche bag.

I'm not bound by your biblical rules.

Everyone of those reasons is valid, whether you like it or not.

mrsmaalox
05-21-2008, 08:46 AM
:lmao Peewee called Jesus a douchebag!!!! :lol

E20
05-21-2008, 08:47 AM
Shania Twain married a dog?

RuffnReadyOzStyle
05-21-2008, 09:00 AM
Ruff, you're talking out of your ass.

Shania could be the biggest pain in the ass to live with.
Or, maybe she wouldn't put out to him anymore.

There's a shitload of reasons why he would've cheated on her.

You're coming off as a self righteous prick here.

I was commenting on cheating in general. I hate frickin cheats. If you commit yourself to someone, you don't cheat on them. It's the only thing I'm black and white about. If you wanna fuck someone else, break up. Simple.

If that makes me self-righteous, then so be it.

And he'll regret it because I'm sure this thing with the secretary wasn't just his penis taking over his brain, and it'll all work out. :rolleyes As anyone who has seen a bit of life knows, it's usually a grass-is-greener illusion.

Men who aren't strong enough to respect their partners by either keeping their penis in their pants around other women, or breaking up with said partner, disgust me. They are weak. Wanna fuck around, don't have a wife. It's basic human respect. (And we're not talking about open relationships, so don't bring that into it - if people agree to that it's their choice).

Now I'll get flamed by the boys club around here for being part of the sisterhood! :lol

9997th post... damn, that should've been 10,000! :lmao

CuckingFunt
05-21-2008, 09:13 AM
Everyone of those reasons is valid, whether you like it or not.

For being unsatisfied? Yes. For cheating? No.

I've never been able to understand how one person could be so willing to waste someone else's time like that. If it's over, just fucking end it.

JoeChalupa
05-21-2008, 09:22 AM
My self righteous ass does not approve of cheating and there isn't any excuse in the world other than "If I didn't sleep with him the Empire would be doomed!!" and even then she should have used the force the keep her legs closed.
Sleeping with someone other than your spouse is wrong. If you need to cheat then end the relationship.

Satan
05-21-2008, 09:29 AM
Fuck you douche bag.

I'm not bound by your biblical rules.

Everyone of those reasons is valid, whether you like it or not.

Your ass will be looking for all kinds of excuses soon enough.

lebomb
05-21-2008, 09:35 AM
Wow!!!! This has turned into a "to cheat or not to cheat" thread.

Anyhow, I hate cheaters myself. I was the victim of said cheating by my EX wife. What a biatch she was.

Don Quixote
05-21-2008, 09:38 AM
Yeah. Regardless of where or how we derive our moral standards, we all pretty much agree that cheating is wrong. The big question is, where do we get this idea from?

And ... what is Mutt thinking??

lebomb
05-21-2008, 09:42 AM
And ... what is Mutt thinking??


No kidding.......I saw Shanias video where she wore that tight ass leopard outfit. DAMN!!!!!

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/shaniatwain/shania_twain_10.jpg


Good lord he is a faggot!!!!

Don Quixote
05-21-2008, 09:43 AM
If that makes me self-righteous, then so be it.

And he'll regret it because I'm sure this thing with the secretary wasn't just his ding-dong taking over his brain, and it'll all work out. :rolleyes As anyone who has seen a bit of life knows, it's usually a grass-is-greener illusion.

Men who aren't strong enough to respect their partners by either keeping their weiners in their pants around other women, or breaking up with said partner, disgust me.

Now I'll get flamed by the boys club around here for being part of the sisterhood! :lol



No, you're not going to get flamed, not by me anyway. You may be a flamer, but that's besides the point. :p:

You make a good point -- alluding to the grass-is-greener illusion. That's all it is, an illusion. Affairs are never NSA. There's always strings, there's always a cost, there are always consequences. You are correct in recognizing this.

And you're not being self-righteous. You're thinking correctly and rationally. Sin, on the other hand, makes us think and do things irrationally.

TDMVPDPOY
05-21-2008, 09:43 AM
What are you talking about? Any guy that looks like this can pull any thing he wants!!!

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mutt-lange.jpg

curls get the gurls :D:D:D

monosylab1k
05-21-2008, 09:45 AM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3690/prompa2745262iu1.jpg


They must have gotten makeup tips from C. Thomas Howell.

peewee's lovechild
05-21-2008, 09:46 AM
And he'll regret it because I'm sure this thing with the secretary wasn't just his penis taking over his brain, and it'll all work out. :rolleyes


What's he going to regret?

There are thousands of hot looking women who will be with him because of the shitloads of money that he has.

If Shania was no longer giving him what she used to, and if she was turning into a real bitch to live with, what is he losing?

You all are making waaaaaaay too much out of this.

peewee's lovechild
05-21-2008, 09:47 AM
Sin, on the other hand, makes us think and do things irrationally.

Whatever.

What about all the other people that don't operate with your "sin" principles?

Why do you impose your standards on other people?
Do you wish others to do the same to you?

mrsmaalox
05-21-2008, 09:52 AM
I just don't understand how someone could marry a guy named "Mutt" and not expect he would turn out to be a dawg!! :p:

1369
05-21-2008, 09:54 AM
I just don't understand how someone could marry a guy named "Mutt" and not expect he would turn out to be a dawg!! :p:


Hey, that's punny.

Don Quixote
05-21-2008, 09:55 AM
No, I thought the mullet gave it away.

Seriously, does he just think hot women are going to flock to him, now that he's single?

This is a deep question: Why do good women happen to bad men?

1369
05-21-2008, 09:56 AM
This is a deep question: Why do good women happen to bad men?

Four words:

I

Can

Change

Him

JoePublic
05-21-2008, 10:04 AM
No kidding.......I saw Shanias video where she wore that tight ass leopard outfit. DAMN!!!!!



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/JoePublic_2007/ShaniaTwainThatDontImpressMeMuch000.gif

mrsmaalox
05-21-2008, 10:05 AM
This is a deep question: Why do good women happen to bad men?

Why is everyone assuming she's a good woman? Because she's beautiful?

lebomb
05-21-2008, 10:06 AM
I still find it hard to believe that MUTT hit that. Why would she even want to screw Mutt.......money or not. Well.....uh, nevermind.

lebomb
05-21-2008, 10:07 AM
Why is everyone assuming she's a good woman? Because she's beautiful?


Mutt didnt come out and say anything negative about her.......therefore it seems to me he just wanted to hit his secretary.

Don Quixote
05-21-2008, 10:15 AM
Why is everyone assuming she's a good woman? Because she's beautiful?

She might not be, but Mutt must have thought she was. And once you buy her from her father in exchange for two camels and $400 in gold, she's yours. You're stuck! No cheating allowed.

And since I'm not likely to get together with her, or meet her, I will remain perfectly blissful in my ideal that she is, indeed, good.

mrsmaalox
05-21-2008, 10:16 AM
Mutt didnt come out and say anything negative about her.......therefore it seems to me he just wanted to hit his secretary.

Well okay but going by that logic he also said

"It's absolutely not the reason [for the separation]," the famously reclusive producer told People when asked about the alleged affair. He also denied that he was in a romantic relationship with Thiébaud: "I'm not, no," he said. "It's not true."

Who's to say what's more credible, what he said or what he didn't say?

lebomb
05-21-2008, 10:20 AM
Who's to say what's more credible, what he said or what he didn't say?


I have no idea. :(

Viva Las Espuelas
05-21-2008, 10:24 AM
I've never been able to understand how one person could be so willing to waste someone else's time like that. If it's over, just fucking end it.

amen

mrsmaalox
05-21-2008, 10:25 AM
She might not be, but Mutt must have thought she was. And once you buy her from her father in exchange for two camels and $400 in gold, she's yours. You're stuck! No cheating allowed.

And since I'm not likely to get together with her, or meet her, I will remain perfectly blissful in my ideal that she is, indeed, good.

Sounds good to me! :)

Viva Las Espuelas
05-21-2008, 10:27 AM
3cZJugwYwUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZJugwYwUM

funny thing is i think he produced this song

Anti.Hero
05-21-2008, 10:36 AM
Cruel cruel World.

Shelly
05-21-2008, 10:40 AM
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/shaniatwain/shania_twain_10.jpg





Hmmm....I don't think The Sanity Annex would approve of Shania's bOObs.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-21-2008, 10:45 AM
Hmmm....I don't think The Sanity Annex would approve of Shania's bOObs.
yeah. they look like a water balloon in a 3 year old sock.

1369
05-21-2008, 10:46 AM
Hmmm....I don't think The Sanity Annex would approve of Shania's bOObs.

Thus confirming his status as the one who is depriving the village of an idiot.

lebomb
05-21-2008, 10:49 AM
Hmmm....I don't think The Sanity Annex would approve of Shania's bOObs.


Hmmmmm......I like REAL boobs. I dont need them to stick straight out and feel like cantaloupes.

I would nurse till at least 50-60yrs old on those puppies :toast

Spurfect
05-21-2008, 01:30 PM
wow. we need to see a pic of this secretary.. cause I think Shania is gorgeous. did he trade up?

RuffnReadyOzStyle
05-21-2008, 07:52 PM
What's he going to regret?

There are thousands of hot looking women who will be with him because of the shitloads of money that he has.

If Shania was no longer giving him what she used to, and if she was turning into a real bitch to live with, what is he losing?

You all are making waaaaaaay too much out of this.

I've never seen Peewee backpedal before. I'll take that as a compliment. :toast :lol

No-one said he couldn't divorce her and do what he likes, Peewee. He cheated on her with his secretary. What a douchebag.

There is no more sacred commitment we make in the world than to our partner. Cheat and you break that in the most egregious manner. And payback is generally a bitch.

9999... I think 10,000 will go in the game thread. Bye bye!

Mijo
05-21-2008, 11:02 PM
Hmmmmm......I like REAL boobs. I dont need them to stick straight out and feel like cantaloupes.

I would nurse till at least 50-60yrs old on those puppies

No doubt, I would prefer to start at 35.

TheSanityAnnex
05-21-2008, 11:09 PM
Hmmm....I don't think The Sanity Annex would approve of Shania's bOObs.:lmao @ you trying to compare her tits to the spurstalk bravatars. Hers look better here than anything that has been posted, and she's bra-less. Her face is also 10x better than anything here.

marini martini
05-22-2008, 12:05 AM
:lmao @ you trying to compare her tits to the spurstalk bravatars. Hers look better here than anything that has been posted, and she's bra-less. Her face is also 10x better than anything here.

I can't believe I once voted you troll of the month!

Puleeze, go to hell, go straight to hell, do not pass go, get the fock out, you offensive kill joy!

Kori, please ban this idiot!

Thank you, thank you very much!

Marini:toast

RuffnReadyOzStyle
05-22-2008, 12:08 AM
Ms martini, aren't these men who reduce women to statistics just a joy to behold? :rolleyes

Neanderthals.

marini martini
05-22-2008, 12:18 AM
Ms martini, aren't these men who reduce women to statistics just a joy to behold? :rolleyes

Neanderthals.

Yes, Mr. Ozzy, you are so spot on:bang

AlamoSpursFan
05-22-2008, 12:19 AM
That is really him. You can thank him for making Def Leppard huge.

I don't know if you can call a band that played the parking lot of the former Wal Mart at I-35 and the former Windsor Park Mall "huge"...

:lol

MrChug
05-22-2008, 12:22 AM
Mutt is out of his mind. There is no rational explanation for this.

YES THERE IS! SHE PROCLAIMED PUBLICLY A FEW YEARS AGO THAT SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE A WIFE HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND AND WAS ABSTAINING.

TELL ME THERE'S A RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR NOT GETTING ANY IF THAT'S WHAT SHE BELIEVES.

Even saw an interview and she danced around it, didn't deny it but it still happened. I'll try to find links...

MrChug
05-22-2008, 12:32 AM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/JoePublic_2007/ShaniaTwainAnyManOfMine0001.gif

JP, wasn't that video like over 15 years ago? Not that I wouldn't hit it today, but NOT a fair representation. It's not like an Alba...

Shelly
05-22-2008, 07:33 AM
I don't know if you can call a band that played the parking lot of the former Wal Mart at I-35 and the former Windsor Park Mall "huge"...

:lol

:lol I saw them at the I-10/DeZevala Wal-Mart. It was surreal.

peewee's lovechild
05-22-2008, 07:59 AM
YES THERE IS! SHE PROCLAIMED PUBLICLY A FEW YEARS AGO THAT SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE A WIFE HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND AND WAS ABSTAINING.

TELL ME THERE'S A RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR NOT GETTING ANY IF THAT'S WHAT SHE BELIEVES.

Even saw an interview and she danced around it, didn't deny it but it still happened. I'll try to find links...


If this is true, then I demand an apology from all the self-righteous, sanctimonious crotch stains here.

Shelly
05-22-2008, 08:38 AM
:lmao @ you trying to compare her tits to the spurstalk bravatars. Hers look better here than anything that has been posted, and she's bra-less. Her face is also 10x better than anything here.

I'm willing to bet if her boobs in that picture were used as a bravatar and you assumed they belonged to the poster, you wouldn't think they were so hot either.

*shrugs*

peewee's lovechild
05-22-2008, 09:32 AM
She wasn't hot at all, but I bet she would fuck the shit out of Mutt like Shania never could . . . or maybe Shania was just refusing:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20201677,00.html

peewee's lovechild
05-22-2008, 09:33 AM
It looks like she's got bigger tits than Shania.

mrsmaalox
05-22-2008, 10:41 AM
Maybe she's nicer than Shania. Or smarter. Or more fun.

lebomb
05-22-2008, 10:44 AM
Oh My God Noooooooo!!!!! :lmao



:vomit:


Mutt is an idiot........I would NOT fuck that lady period. I dont care if Shania never, ever touched me.

If I had to cheat, I would have went after a hot chick.

peewee's lovechild
05-22-2008, 11:05 AM
Oh My God Noooooooo!!!!! :lmao



:vomit:


Mutt is an idiot........I would NOT fuck that lady period. I dont care if Shania never, ever touched me.

If I had to cheat, I would have went after a hot chick.


Sex deprivation makes you do some weird shit.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-22-2008, 11:51 AM
That really throws me for a loop. Maybe she's really good in the sack. Maybe she does all the freaky porno stuff that you wouldn't think any normal woman would do. But seriously, all you have to do is walk into probably any sort of club where hot young women gather in numbers and explain to them that you are 1) worth millions and 2) in a position to make them famous no matter how untalented they might be. If you walk out of there with any less than nine hoes you're doing it wrong. Maybe it's just true love and I'm being too cynical.

mrsmaalox
05-22-2008, 12:09 PM
Well they say he's reclusive, so maybe it's just a case of "love the one you're with".

CuckingFunt
05-22-2008, 03:21 PM
People in this thread keep confusing legitimate reasons to split up for legitimate reasons to cheat.

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 07:03 AM
People in this thread keep confusing legitimate reasons to split up for legitimate reasons to cheat.

Same difference.

JoeChalupa
05-23-2008, 08:02 AM
People in this thread keep confusing legitimate reasons to split up for legitimate reasons to cheat.

I concur. :tu and they are NOT the same thing at all. At least not in my book.

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 08:16 AM
I concur. :tu and they are NOT the same thing at all. At least not in my book.

You split up because you no longer want to be with the person.

You cheat for the same reason.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 08:18 AM
You split up because you no longer want to be with the person.

You cheat for the same reason.


WRONG!!!! You cheat because you are too afraid to split up.

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 08:24 AM
WRONG!!!! You cheat because you are too afraid to split up.

Because you no longer want to be with ther person.

Same thing.

JoeChalupa
05-23-2008, 08:35 AM
You split up because you no longer want to be with the person.

You cheat for the same reason.

I suspect you'd cheat for ANY reason but that is not the norm. There are time when the wife and I have a major disagreement and yeah, we need to get away and give each other some space but that isn't a reason go out and cheat. I've told her that if it comes to wanting to cheat then that means the relationship isn't strong enough and it is time to part ways.
I just happen to have a different view on what marriage is all about. Call me old fashioned but as I've stated before I just don't buy the "excuses" of cheating. That is just me and we simple disagree.

Carry on.

Shelly
05-23-2008, 08:37 AM
I suspect you'd cheat for ANY reason but that is not the norm. There are time when the wife and I have a major disagreement and yeah, we need to get away and give each other some space but that isn't a reason go out and cheat. I've told her that if it comes to wanting to cheat then that means the relationship isn't strong enough and it is time to part ways.
I just happen to have a different view on what marriage is all about. Call me old fashioned but as I've stated before I just don't buy the "excuses" of cheating. That is just me and we simple disagree.

Carry on.

:tu

And you can't use the excuse of staying together for the kids. They know what's up.

JoeChalupa
05-23-2008, 08:39 AM
:tu

And you can't use the excuse of staying together for the kids. They know what's up.

I agree. :tu

mrsmaalox
05-23-2008, 08:45 AM
I don't condone or condemn going out of your marriage for sex; everyone can decide that for themselves. What I don't understand is that for so many people the sex seems to symbolize the commitment in the relationship. There are many more aspects to the commitment that are so much more important (in my opinion). I wish that we all could have these spiritual epiphanys every time we have sex with our partners. But in reality, sometimes, sex is just sex, even with the love of your life.

mrsmaalox
05-23-2008, 08:45 AM
:tu

And you can't use the excuse of staying together for the kids. They know what's up.

Absolutely.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 08:49 AM
Same here.....JoeChalupa. I guess I was brought up differently than alot of people out there. I figure if you are so unhappy that you feel the NEED to cheat to make yourself feel better, why not just end it and move on. I hate fence sitters.....cake eaters.

JoeChalupa
05-23-2008, 08:58 AM
I don't condone or condemn going out of your marriage for sex; everyone can decide that for themselves. What I don't understand is that for so many people the sex seems to symbolize the commitment in the relationship. There are many more aspects to the commitment that are so much more important (in my opinion). I wish that we all could have these spiritual epiphanys every time we have sex with our partners. But in reality, sometimes, sex is just sex, even with the love of your life.

I can see that. And I agree that there are many more aspects to a relationship and why sometimes couples stay together after adultery occurs. Sometimes it is because of the kids or that they ask themselves "what would I do if left?" and feel it is better to move on, not always forgive, and continue the relationship although it'll never be the same.
It is an individual choice that I can understand but don't agree with.

And yes, I've used "Don't kiss me like we're married, kiss me like we're lovers!" on my wife to kick things up a notch!!

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 09:17 AM
I don't condone or condemn going out of your marriage for sex; everyone can decide that for themselves. What I don't understand is that for so many people the sex seems to symbolize the commitment in the relationship. There are many more aspects to the commitment that are so much more important (in my opinion). I wish that we all could have these spiritual epiphanys every time we have sex with our partners. But in reality, sometimes, sex is just sex, even with the love of your life.


I totally agree with you.

Sex is just an act.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 09:18 AM
I totally agree with you.

Sex is just an act.


Yep.....I agree. But, MAKING LOVE isnt.

I had sex with girls before....once I was done, couldnt kick them out fast enough. With the wife, I want it to last as long as possible. :hat

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 09:20 AM
Yep.....I agree. But, MAKING LOVE isnt.

That's right.

But, too much importance is put on "sex" like it's the end-all/be-all of a relationship.

It's not that powerful.
And, the people who put that much importance on it are the ones that get hurt by it.

Sex is just sex.

mrsmaalox
05-23-2008, 09:32 AM
Yep.....I agree. But, MAKING LOVE isnt.

I had sex with girls before....once I was done, couldnt kick them out fast enough. With the wife, I want it to last as long as possible. :hat

Well you have a great thing happening there, everyone should be so fortunate! :toast

lebomb
05-23-2008, 09:34 AM
That's right.

But, too much importance is put on "sex" like it's the end-all/be-all of a relationship.

It's not that powerful.
And, the people who put that much importance on it are the ones that get hurt by it.

Sex is just sex.



Sex is powerful......it wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt. That is why its either #1 or #2 in importance in a relationship.

Have a sexual relationship with a woman and never make her reach the big "O". You will see just how important sex is to her.

She will call you a "weak sorry bastage" :lmao:lmao:lmao

mrsmaalox
05-23-2008, 09:40 AM
Sex is powerful......it wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt. That is why its either #1 or #2 in importance in a relationship.

Have a sexual relationship with a woman and never make her reach the big "O". You will see just how important sex is to her.

She will call you a "weak sorry bastage" :lmao:lmao:lmao

No wonder I've had bad relationships. As much as I love sex, it's never been #1 or #2 in importance. I always look for a different kind of "connection" I guess. *shrugs*

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 09:42 AM
Sex is powerful......it wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt. That is why its either #1 or #2 in importance in a relationship.

Have a sexual relationship with a woman and never make her reach the big "O". You will see just how important sex is to her.

She will call you a "weak sorry bastage" :lmao:lmao:lmao


Or, she will cheat on you.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 09:42 AM
Or, she will cheat on you.

YEP!!! You hit the nail on the head. :lol

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 09:43 AM
Anyway, sex is sooooo good because it was meant to be so.

It was meant to entice us into procreating.

That's its main purpose.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 09:43 AM
No wonder I've had bad relationships. As much as I love sex, it's never been #1 or #2 in importance.


..............you must not have had GOOD sex yet. :depressed

mrsmaalox
05-23-2008, 09:59 AM
..............you must not have had GOOD sex yet. :depressed

Well like everyone else I've had really good and really bad!:lol But I just can't put that much importance on sex in the entire scheme of my relationship.

lebomb
05-23-2008, 10:01 AM
Well like everyone else I've had really good and really bad!:lol But I just can't put that much importance on sex in the entire scheme of my relationship.


I was just teasin ya. I wouldnt say its #1 in my book, but its right at the top somewhere. :king

CuckingFunt
05-23-2008, 11:14 AM
I don't condone or condemn going out of your marriage for sex; everyone can decide that for themselves. What I don't understand is that for so many people the sex seems to symbolize the commitment in the relationship. There are many more aspects to the commitment that are so much more important (in my opinion). I wish that we all could have these spiritual epiphanys every time we have sex with our partners. But in reality, sometimes, sex is just sex, even with the love of your life.

Sex isn't the only part of a relationship, but sex isn't the only part of cheating, either.

The few times that I've been cheated on, I was barely concerned with the fact that my boyfriend/girlfriend decided to fuck someone else. I was far more bothered by the fact that they lied to me, the fact that our relationship wasn't important enough to try and fix whatever problems they were having, and the fact that they selfishly strung me along and wasted my time rather than having the guts to let me move on. That, to me, is what makes cheating so wrong. The sex is just the mechanics, not the problem.

Richard Cranium
05-23-2008, 02:11 PM
That's right.

But, too much importance is put on "sex" like it's the end-all/be-all of a relationship.

It's not that powerful.
And, the people who put that much importance on it are the ones that get hurt by it.

Sex is just sex.

So then you won't mind if I have sex with the mother of your child? I mean..it is only sex and I'm a great actor.

peewee's lovechild
05-23-2008, 02:17 PM
So then you won't mind if I have sex with the mother of your child? I mean..it is only sex and I'm a great actor.

Go right on ahead.

Richard Cranium
05-23-2008, 02:27 PM
Excellent.