If you could kick 1 NBA players ass, who would it be?

[50 cent]

Assuming you could, who would you most like to lay a beating upon?

If other, post who.

Mine has to be Ray Allen. I can't stand that little bitch.

[Deuces88]

Mo. Peterson. He looks so f*cking gay in a headband and his cocky look after he makes an open 3 that even my couch can make.

[Behrooz24]

cp3

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

I can't wait to beat Shaq up.

[mavs>spurs2]

Bowen and Horry

[one lucky]

CP3 beyond a doubt. Close second Amare Stoudamire.

[Spuradicator]

Terry has a beating coming his way.

[brettn]

This is a tough one. Do coaches count? If they do, then I'd take Mr. Jackson over any player.

[saxman]

Jason Terry without a doubt. He definetly needs someone to set him straight...and I wouldn't mind opening up a can of Woop-Ass on him....if I could...which I can't...but, If I could, I would...

[lefty]

All of them

[TD=old&busted]

wow Mr. 50 cents you are hardcore! :rofl:

[greyforest]

Karl Malone because hes a child molester

[lefty]

Karl Malone because hes a child molester

He molested CP3 ???!!!

[SpursDynasty]

Dwight Howard and LeBron James.

[pauls931]

Probably a tie between Jordan and Horry.

[peskypesky]

much as i hate jason terry, i think arrogant prick shaq is most in need of a beat-down.

[cornbread]

Mad Dog Madsen

[BigBeezie]

I would love to whoop on Chris Paul. He's a little punk-ass kid if you ask me. The cocky look on his face makes me want to jump through the screen and throw him around.

[urunobili]

Jason Terry

[Allanon]

Ray Allen and JET hands down on that list.

Duncan needs a slap when he has that "what foul?" look.

Kobe was beat down material a few years ago.

Manu and Vujacic probably have the two most irritating faces and antics on the court.

I feel like punching Tony Parker when he does that punching motion at the camera in the NBA commerical.

I feel like kicking ass on Ray Allen, PP and KG in that clip when they're sitting on the sidelines doing their jiggity move.

[mavs>spurs2]

:lol Too bad none of you guys can whoop any NBA player

[TD=old&busted]

:lol Too bad none of you guys can whoop any NBA player

I bet even 50 cents could take Tayshaun Prince (maybe not)

[djohn14]

Man, I have a write in....Paul Pierce

[LakerLanny]

Kevin Garnett for sure.

His tired false bravado act was old halfway through the first round.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Are we talking "could" as in had the opportunity? or the ability? 'cause I'm pretty sure I would get my ass kicked by most NBA players, except maybe Boykins :lol

[Lakers08Champs]

Steve Nash!!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

How do you miss Jerry Stackhouse??

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

:lol Too bad none of you guys can whoop any NBA player

:lol that's why I picked Shaq.
Unless I'm Charles Barkley, how unrealistic is this thread??

[lefty]

How do you miss Jerry Stackhouse??

Beno = Stackhouse

[SpursFan0728]

Jason Terry
a little brat that cheap shots people in the nuts
he has no guts

[mavs>spurs2]

Are we talking "could" as in had the opportunity? or the ability? 'cause I'm pretty sure I would get my ass kicked by most NBA players, except maybe Boykins :lol

I doubt it, I remember reading somewhere that Boykins benches like 400 pounds.

[SpursDynasty]

I'm glad Dwight Howard, LeBron James, and Chris Paul all got sent home from the playoffs. Overrated wastes of NBA dollars. Aren't these guys supposed to be All-NBA First Team?

[Allanon]

I doubt it, I remember reading somewhere that Boykins benches like 400 pounds.

It's true, Boykins is one strong little sucka.

[pawe]

Are we talking "could" as in had the opportunity? or the ability? 'cause I'm pretty sure I would get my ass kicked by most NBA players, except maybe Boykins :lol

Dude, Boykins will kill you. just look at him jack up the 3 balls without much effort. Spud Webb and glassman Shaun Livingston is a whole different story though.

[gospursgojas]

Chris Paul

[niko is a fan]

David Stern. Too bad he ain't a player..

[timmydidit]

Crawford ... oh wait we can't beat up senior citizens can we

[rayray2k8]

Tough guy thread..
Assuming that any of you could actually kick an NBA players ass. :rolleyes

[atxrocker]

dirk or bowen. both of those fuckers would be on my list.

[LA24]

KG. He's a poser in the 4th when it matters.

[KidCongo]

I'm a little bitch, I'm a little bitch.
BTW

I'd kick Goodens ass

[sheriee84]

Does it have to be a player?... Cuz i would've loved to slap that smartass smug look off of byron scott's face myself... the spurs took care of it for me though

[pawe]

Id kick the whole New England Patriots' cheating asses.

[Supreme_Being]

CP3 definitely. I want to break his sorry neck.

[ether]

KG. He's a poser in the 4th when it matters.



The Pistons would not agree.

[mathbzh]

Carmelo Anthony

[polandprzem]

I will leave Dirk and Beno alone, and Kobe for now.


The rest?
Who will speak first will get the kick ala Bruce Lee Bowen in da face !

[foodie2]

You forgot Kenyon Martin. And Reggie Miller.

[Tyler_Durden]

I'd fight Tim Duncan.

[Critter]

Matt Barnes o_0
that guy pisses me off

also, Matt Harpring

[manufor3]

jet for sure

[TampaDude]

Anyone on the Celtics EXCEPT Garnett...he's the only guy I respect on that team...everyone else can eat a dick.

[MarceloM!]

Jason Kidd.

[foodie2]

Oh yeah, and Najera.

[urunobili]

Anyone on the Celtics EXCEPT Garnett...he's the only guy I respect on that team...everyone else can eat a dick.

someone should show you the video where KG is punching Duncan on his back after D-rob and another player were about to engage.... KG... classless hidden punk that falsely acts classy... :bang

[dmac]

C3po

[lefty]

Anyone on the Celtics EXCEPT Garnett...he's the only guy I respect on that team...everyone else can eat a dick.

Are you FKM?

Did you forget KG acting like a thug with your avatar and Duncan?

The only Celtic who's not a dick is Paul Pierce; he's a true Celt and their only 4th quarter player.

[50 cent]

So far we want to beat the shit out of JET and then after that Ray Allen.

CP3 seems to be getting a lot of write in votes. I didn't tally them up.

[stretch]

Beno.

[Mr.Franchize]

kG

[awktalk]

Derek Fisher

[LakerFanSince84]

Current player: Brad Miller



Honorable mention: Raja Bell



Past player: Danny Ainge



Honorable mention: Bill Lambier/Kevin McHale

[SAtown]

Kevin Willis, cuz if I could kick his ass, I'd be able to beat the shit out of anyone else in the NBA, past and present.

[2slowman]

Juwan Howard for his take down of Derek Anderson.

Ironically, Juwan is followed closely by Derek Anderson, who after our loyalty, bolted for obscurity.

Others in no particular order:

Karl Malone
John Stockton
Jeff Hornicek
Malik Rose for taking a contract that made trading him smart
Matt Harpering
Jerome James

Not, of course, that I could put a beat down any NBA player. The most I could hope for would be interesting stories afterwords, along with a better understanding of how much pain I can endure before losing consciousness.

[Lake_show]

Bruce Lee Bowen the dirtiest player in sports

[admiralfats]

i hate jason terry so much. I hate his interviews. Why doesn't he look at the camera? I forgot about Raja Bell though. That clothesline on Kobe was super dirty. I never understood how Suns fans could call us dirty when Raja's takedown is one of the dirtiest plays i've ever seen.

[Say-Townbball]

Even though i'm a chick...I would want to beat the shit out of Jason Terry, Stackhouse, and Amare. Ugh, same category--all whiney bitches.:ihit

And Eva--cuz she's a fake and TP deserves so much better. (I know, I know, not an NBA player, but I HAD to throw her nasty ass in there). Girls will be girls

[IronMexican]

anyone who plays for any team in boston. fake ass fans.

[TampaDude]

someone should show you the video where KG is punching Duncan on his back after D-rob and another player were about to engage.... KG... classless hidden punk that falsely acts classy... :bang

Oh, yeah...that's right...I remember that now...well, fuck KG, too, then... :lol

[TampaDude]

anyone who plays for any team in boston. fake ass fans.

I agree with a Lakers fan on something...wow... :lol

FUCK ALL BOSTON TEAMS
Fuck the Celtics
Fuck the Bruins
Fuck the Patriots
and most definitely FUCK THE RED SOX!!! :ihit

[TampaDude]

Not, of course, that I could put a beat down any NBA player. The most I could hope for would be interesting stories afterwords, along with a better understanding of how much pain I can endure before losing consciousness.

Just bring a shotgun...problem solved... :lol

[TampaDude]

The only Celtic who's not a dick is Paul Pierce; he's a true Celt and their only 4th quarter player.

Pierce is a thug...fuck his ghetto ass... :ihit

[mVp]

Derek Fisher

That makes two of us.

[Jimcs50]

I would punch Jason Terry in the nads.

[SpursChampsIII]

:lol Too bad none of you guys can whoop any NBA player

OK...we'll whoop up on Mav fans instead. That is a sure thing. However, if it HAS to be an NBA player...Raja Bell.

:flag:

[IronMexican]

I agree with a Lakers fan on something...wow... :lol

FUCK ALL BOSTON TEAMS
Fuck the Celtics
Fuck the Bruins
Fuck the Patriots
and most definitely FUCK THE RED SOX!!! :ihit

I hate tom brady's arrogance
I hate KG's assholeness since joining the C's he feels as if he is above everyone
and i hate the sox for ESPN's east boast bias to show 90% of everyone on the Yankee's,Mets or Sox.

[SPURS50]

Any of the big three in boston!

[Lake_show]

Duncan, he's such a f'n crybaby. Boo hoo Joey doesn't like me.

[dmac]

I would punch Jason Terry in the nads.

Don't waste your time, he's nut-less.

[TampaDude]

Duncan, he's such a f'n crybaby. Boo hoo Javie doesn't like me.

Dude...that's Joey Crawford that hates Duncan, not Steve Javie...the clue phone is ringing...it's for you. :lol

[Hemotivo]

Jason Terry

[Strike]

Crawford ... oh wait we can't beat up senior citizens can we

Not so much "can't" as "not supposed to."

Brass knuckles would be nice. And quick.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

From the Hornets series it was mo pete. Hisotrically, I can't stand looking tat Bonzi Wells.

In the nba:

Stevie "Franchise" (lol)
Jason Terry
Antoine Walker
And most recently JJ Redick for coming out asking for a trade. STFU
Ray Allen
I sometimes hate KG. Too cocky on the court. Hasn't backed it up. yet.
Billups
Rip Hamilton

[Los Spurs]

I went with Garnett. I couldn't stand him back when he was with the Wolves much less now that he thinks he's the shit with the Celtics.

[Spurs Brazil]

Terry, he's a f--- loser

[austinlakepirate]

I'm surprised more people didn't vote for NoWinSki.

[fusionjazzman72]

Jerry Stackhouse for sure followed by Karl Malone

[Allanon]

I'd like to cuff Manu in the bald spot and run like Crymelo.