RonMexico
05-21-2008, 11:29 AM
Even Spur fans can find some of the humor in his satire below:
LIFE WITH THE SPURS
How I spent my night trapped on the tarmac, by the San Antonio Spurs:
Manu Ginobili: "I kept reclining my seat over and over and over again to remind myself of sound defensive fundamentals."
Tony Parker: "My night was spent listening to Eva scream at me on my cell phone, saying this was the lamest excuse ever and that she knew I was with another woman and that I would pay."
Tim Duncan: "I just stared straight ahead and without emotion, patiently waiting for the delay to end."
Damon Stoudamire: "I stayed up all night worrying they were going through my bags."
Matt Bonner: "I joined the 14-foot-high club."
Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."
Bruce Bowen: "I actually spent the night in a holding cell for elbowing a stewardess who told me they were out of peanuts."
Fabricio Oberto: "I let my coaches take turns braiding my hair."
Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."
-- DJ Gallo
LIFE WITH THE SPURS
How I spent my night trapped on the tarmac, by the San Antonio Spurs:
Manu Ginobili: "I kept reclining my seat over and over and over again to remind myself of sound defensive fundamentals."
Tony Parker: "My night was spent listening to Eva scream at me on my cell phone, saying this was the lamest excuse ever and that she knew I was with another woman and that I would pay."
Tim Duncan: "I just stared straight ahead and without emotion, patiently waiting for the delay to end."
Damon Stoudamire: "I stayed up all night worrying they were going through my bags."
Matt Bonner: "I joined the 14-foot-high club."
Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."
Bruce Bowen: "I actually spent the night in a holding cell for elbowing a stewardess who told me they were out of peanuts."
Fabricio Oberto: "I let my coaches take turns braiding my hair."
Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."
-- DJ Gallo