How I spent my night trapped on the tarmac, by the San Antonio Spurs:

[magui86770]

From espn page 2 home page...http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index

LIFE WITH THE SPURS
How I spent my night trapped on the tarmac, by the San Antonio Spurs:

Manu Ginobili: "I kept reclining my seat over and over and over again to remind myself of sound defensive fundamentals."

Tony Parker: "My night was spent listening to Eva scream at me on my cell phone, saying this was the lamest excuse ever and that she knew I was with another women and that I would pay."

Tim Duncan: "I just stared straight ahead and without emotion, patiently waiting for the delay to end."

Damon Stoudamire: "I stayed up all night worrying they were going through my bags.

Matt Bonner: "I joined the 14-foot-high club."

Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."

Bruce Bowen: "I actually spent the night in a holding cell for elbowing a stewardess who told me they were out of peanuts."

Fabricio Oberto: "I let my coaches take turns braiding my hair."

Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."
-- DJ Gallo

[IceColdBrewski]

The Stoudamire and Finley ones were funny. The rest of them sucked.

[TD=old&busted]

that's probably the most unfunny/unclever thing ive ever read

[jack sommerset]

that's probably the most unfunny/unclever thing ive ever read


"Ever"

[StrangeCheez]

That guy is trying to hard... I hate forced humor. It's like having to push hard to shit. It's too much work and it doesn't feel good. The best ones are effortless.

[dg7md]

Yeah, that was incredibly forced.

[BiZNicK]

wow you guys have a weak sense of humor. Most of those were good. Bowen's and Oberto's especially. Though duncan's, stoudamire's, and horry's sucked.

[Phil Hellmuth]

they were hit or miss.

[T Park]

The Finley one was good.

The rest were unoriginal and typical lazy ESPN attempts at humor.

[ClingingMars]

wow you guys have a weak sense of humor. Most of those were good. Bowen's and Oberto's especially. Though duncan's, stoudamire's, and horry's sucked.

[DespЏrado]

I laughed. The Finley and Bonner ones made the article.

[whottt]

I thought the Stoudamire and Horry ones were pretty funny.

[easjer]

I laughed. Amusing. I thought the Stoudemire, Finley, Bonner and Horry bits were especially amusing.

[samikeyp]

I liked the Bowen one.

"NOW do you have some peanuts?...and they BETTER be honey roasted!"

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Damon Stoudamire: "I stayed up all night worrying they were going through my bags.

Matt Bonner: "I joined the 14-foot-high club."

Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."


:lol

[Mr. Body]

I liked 'em. Those were pretty good.

[duncan228]

The Duncan one is right out of The Onion one that had him "staring at a wall" waiting for the season to start.

[Sasha]

The Stoudamire and Finley ones were funny. The rest of them sucked.

I liked Horry.

[bdictjames]

Horry's was pretty funny. Stoudamire was the funniest

[spursfan09]

It was kind of funny. It reminded me of something my 16 year old nephew would make up. I mean come on ESPN, do you guys ever act professional?

[ShoogarBear]

Stoudemire's was flat-out hilarious. Finley's was kind of generic and forced but turned out to be worth it. Bowen's was obvious but still generated a chuckle. And Horry's was classic.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I liked duncans and finleys. Didn't understand horry's.

[Avitus1]

I liked Horry's and Duncan's thats about it... ESPN needs to hire a humor guy.

[Spuradicator]

That was fucking stupid