Kobe > Jesus

[SequSpur]

per Doug Collins.

:blah

[JamStone]

Well Jesus did shoot 33% from the field against the King.

[dbreiden83080]

We are making this team look lightyears better than they are. :bang

[Emanuel20]

We are making this team look lightyears better than they are. :bang

Correct!

[slayermin]

After the game last night, TNT had both Magic and Kobe on Inside the NBA as if they had already won the series.

This Laker lovefest is nauseating.

[timmydidit]

We are making this team look lightyears better than they are. :bang
truth

[Emanuel20]

After the game last night, TNT had both Magic and Kobe on Inside the NBA as if they had already won the series.

This Laker lovefest is nauseating.

I know...I saw that, too. Let's regroup and fight like we are competent of performing and we'll see who will have the last laugh.

[IronMexican]

After the game last night, TNT had both Magic and Kobe on Inside the NBA as if they had already won the series.

This Laker lovefest is nauseating.

Kobe was just acting like normal Kobe, and afterwards, magic even said "i'll be back fir game 5" while the rest were acting as if a sweep. so idk about that.

[slayermin]

Kobe was just acting like normal Kobe

I thought normal Kobe was bitching about his team to strangers in a parking lot.

[Emanuel20]

I thought normal Kobe was bitching about his team to strangers in a parking lot.

:lol

You would never see Timmy do that!

[aka_USAPA]

Correct!

I guess the swarming Laker defense had nothing to do with it. I guess the triangle at its best had nothing to do with with. I guess the MVP had nothing to do with it, or the Staples' crowd. The Spurs were just nice enough to spread it and took it on... Got it.

[IronMexican]

I thought normal Kobe was bitching about his team to strangers in a parking lot.

of course, taking cheap shots, i try to be nice, but being down 0-2 vs LA has everyone tense here.

[KHRIS]

Kobe > Jesus

:worthy:

[Emanuel20]

I guess the swarming Laker defense had nothing to do with it. I guess the triangle at its best had nothing to do with with. I guess the MVP had nothing to do with it, or the Staples' crowd. The Spurs were just nice enough to spread it and took it on... Got it.

Overall, we had the shots and many of them OPEN so...I feel like we are making your lakers look better than they are. (they are a good team but not a great one and now were are making them look like they are Invincible)

[KobeOwnsBowen]

Agreed. Kobe is God.

[theMUHMEshow]

Can someone tell me what Kobe's record vs. Detroit is in the finals?

[theMUHMEshow]

You know the funny thing is when we had Shaq, Detroit murdered us in the finals

:toast Totally agree.

[bdictjames]

Wow. Now I am sure the Spurs will win this series.

[KobeOwnsBowen]

If Detroit make it to the Finals... we will sweep them. They have no quick guards, no dominate big men, and not one true allstar on that team. This new Laker team is much better than the Shaq team.
Agreed. Ben Wallace is no longer a Piston. Kobe will have his way with Prince. Gasol will dominate the interior. Lakers in 5. :toast

[Emanuel20]

Agreed. Ben Wallace is no longer a Piston. Kobe will have his way with Prince. Gasol will dominate the interior. Lakers in 5. :toast

Oh man, we will see who's gonna have the last laugh!

[theMUHMEshow]

If Detroit make it to the Finals... we will sweep them. They have no quick guards, no dominate big men, and not one true allstar on that team. This new Laker team is much better than the Shaq team.

LMFAO @ your fakers giving us ANOTHER title. HAHAHAA.

[JamStone]

Ben Wallace is no longer a Piston.

That's a bad thing for the Pistons?

Have you seen Ben Wallace play the past two years?

[Solid D]

per Doug Collins.

:blah

Well, that's wrong.

[theMUHMEshow]

Im glad you recognize that that was a gift. Shaq had our team so divided it was rediculous. Even a team as weak as the Pistons were able to make us look weak that year. You get past the C's and we will be waiting. Should I start the GAME 1 THREAD? Im confident we will be there!

So Shaq divided the locker room now?

[kobe_mvp_24]

Can someone tell me what Kobe's record vs. Detroit is in the finals?

are you trying to be funny?

[Blackjack]

Let me see here...

Water into wine??? Impressive.

Skanks into four million dollar diamonds??? Yeah... Kobe > Jesus

[Fabbs]

per Doug Collins.

:blah
Anyone catch Doug Collins completely evading Marv and TNT bringing total attention to the Kobe foul on Duncan? Hard to miss. Right before half Duncan goes to the line. Clunks both FTs. However he rebounds his own long miss of #2. No one around but he and Kome. Duncan shoots, obvious foul on Kome.

Marv: He thought he was fouled, that's the end of the 1st half 46-37.

TNT now goes to a slo mo overhead shot showing all in detail. Kobe not only bodys him but obviously hacks at Duncans off arm as Duncan has the ball completely on the other side with his r hand. Easy foul call.
Marv: Now a look at that last missed FT by Duncan and the question is, was he fouled by Bryant?

Collins: See those are two big FTs missed Marv, it happened in the 4th qtr the other night when the Spurs were in the lead he missed a couple FTs, you've got a chance to stop the bleeding instead you go in having missed a couple FTs.

Marv: changed subject.

[PacerFan]

I think Kobes record vs Detroit in the finals is 1-4!

[jaysmooth422]

Agreed. Kobe is God.

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

[Emanuel20]

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

Ouch!:owned

[JamStone]

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

If all Christian are all "children of God" then God is putting a lot of work in with millions of different women.

[KobeOwnsBowen]

That's a bad thing for the Pistons?

Have you seen Ben Wallace play the past two years?
Did you see Ben Wallace in 04? Pistons can't win a championship without prime Ben Wallace to clog the middle.

[JamStone]

Did you see Ben Wallace in 04? Pistons can't win a championship without prime Ben Wallace to clog the middle.

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?

[KobeOwnsBowen]

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?
I'll take a young Gasol and Odom over an over the hill Shaq. :toast

[Steez]

Umm... i'd rather face the Celtics than the Pistons. Pistons are experienced, have great guards, a big man that can shoot the 3, a big man that can hit the 15 footer... they are very hard to guard. But that is another story... right now, Lakers and Laker fans should concentrate on the Champions. This series is far from over.

[KHRIS]

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?

Dont even joke like that. :nope

That tub of lard will never wear a Lakers jersey again. Unless hes wearing a Kobe jersey.

[sendman]

Kobe > Jesus


Sequ, what are you doing?
When John Lennon did this, people were burning The Beatles records and pictures.

Are you trying to set Kobe on fire?:lmao

[Sasha]

After the game last night, TNT had both Magic and Kobe on Inside the NBA as if they had already won the series.

This Laker lovefest is nauseating.

You're right. They're legends in their own minds - just like everyone else in LA.

I hope the house rocks tomorrow night.

[FilSpursFan]

Jesus plays basketball??

[SRJ]

This thread is great.

Shaq put a three-peat up in the Staples Center and every Laker fan is crushing him in this thread.

In SA, we honor the guys who put the banners in the rafters. In LA, they turn on him the second he leaves.

Typical Lakers. I can't wait till the big quake puts you all out to sea. I don't want any of you dead, just much further away from me.

[SequSpur]

Doug Collins just came on TV and said the Lakers can still come back in this game because the have Kobe.

The fucking game is over already.

[spurschick]

I crack up every time I see this thread title. :lmao

[Troll_Dynasty]

lmfao

excellent thread!

[Troll_Dynasty]

Jesus plays basketball??

J.C. had a mean jump hook yo

[unforeseen]

Agreed. Kobe is God.

That is why he has the right to rape and cheat on his wife.

[pauls931]

per Doug Collins.

:blah

I thought Amare Stoudamire was already the self proclaimed 'Black Jesus' he has the tatoo to prove it. (about the only thing I don't like about him other than his help defense).