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Birdmanloveskobe
05-26-2008, 09:44 PM
:ihit


take that spurs cum buckets

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 09:45 PM
Is that a threat?

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 09:46 PM
Is that a threat?

Probably, since his mother's likely menopausal already.

200 miles
05-26-2008, 09:49 PM
Probably, since his mother's likely menopausal already.



:lmao:lmao:lmao

Medvedenko
05-26-2008, 09:51 PM
I guarantee a Spur victory in game 4 just so I don't have to see the OP's gfriend pics. God only knows how horrendous they probably are.

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 09:51 PM
I think we should see a clothed picture of his GF just to see if she's hot...

or if she's built like a truck

ElNono
05-26-2008, 09:59 PM
Is your gf from LA? I'm just wondering the amount of plastic we're going to see.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 10:01 PM
Is your gf from LA? I'm just wondering the amount of plastic we're going to see.

'sprobably a tranny and he just doesn't know it yet.

Dex
05-26-2008, 10:06 PM
Half nekkid?

Weak.

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 10:08 PM
Probably the half we dont want to see anyways.

DazedAndConfused
05-26-2008, 10:08 PM
I'd be much more relieved if his GF was from LA than SA. My God SA is one of the ugliest cities I've ever seen. Every fan they showed on TV was well over 200 lbs with several chins. Good god have you people ever heard of exercise?

Ronaldo McDonald
05-26-2008, 10:11 PM
I'd be much more relieved if his GF was from LA than SA. My God SA is one of the ugliest cities I've ever seen. Every fan they showed on TV was well over 200 lbs with several chins. Good god have you people ever heard of exercise?

Nice way to generalize.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:11 PM
So...from a scale of 1 to 10 how busted is she?

odogg726
05-26-2008, 10:11 PM
I'd be much more relieved if his GF was from LA than SA. My God SA is one of the ugliest cities I've ever seen. Every fan they showed on TV was well over 200 lbs with several chins. Good god have you people ever heard of exercise?


Well you know how the saying goes, "Everything's bigger in Texas." Apparently that applies to women too.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 10:12 PM
Nice way to generalize.

I wonder why this guy hasn't been pinked yet.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:13 PM
In all the years I have been watching San Antonio/Lakers playoff and regular season games, I can count on one hand the number of good looking women I have seen. Eva Longoria is one of them, so that brings the total to 4.

my2sons
05-26-2008, 10:15 PM
I think we should see a clothed picture of his GF just to see if she's hot...

or if she's built like a truck

so you're saying you would like to know if she's ford tuff

Lakers08Champs
05-26-2008, 10:16 PM
I'd be much more relieved if his GF was from LA than SA. My God SA is one of the ugliest cities I've ever seen. Every fan they showed on TV was well over 200 lbs with several chins. Good god have you people ever heard of exercise?
:lmao :lmao :lmao harsh yet so true!!! lol

Ronaldo McDonald
05-26-2008, 10:17 PM
I wonder why this guy hasn't been pinked yet.

What the hell does that mean?

braeden0613
05-26-2008, 10:18 PM
In all the years I have been watching San Antonio/Lakers playoff and regular season games, I can count on one hand the number of good looking women I have seen. Eva Longoria is one of them, so that brings the total to 4.
so this includes games in LA?

ElNono
05-26-2008, 10:21 PM
In all the years I have been watching San Antonio/Lakers playoff and regular season games, I can count on one hand the number of good looking women I have seen. Eva Longoria is one of them, so that brings the total to 4.

Maybe you being gay has something to do with it?
I mean the Silver Dancers might not be the hottest bunch, but certainly not fat or ugly.

pad300
05-26-2008, 10:22 PM
:ihit


take that spurs cum buckets

Don't!

You're clearly a 13 year old, and therefore, she's probably roughly the same age...

Posting child porn is illegal and would get the server shut down. :nope

IronMexican
05-26-2008, 10:23 PM
this is a nice consolation prize incase the Lakers lose.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:24 PM
I mean when the games are in San Antonio....the women are less than stellar. The cheerleaders are for SA are not cute. Being fat has nothing to do with it. There are hella ugly skinny women in SA. Yikes!

spursfan09
05-26-2008, 10:25 PM
I'd be much more relieved if his GF was from LA than SA. My God SA is one of the ugliest cities I've ever seen. Every fan they showed on TV was well over 200 lbs with several chins. Good god have you people ever heard of exercise?

:rolleyes Get over yourself. Like you look so hot. unless you have had work done. Like all those "gorgeous" people in LA

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:26 PM
Laker fans couldn't be any weaker.

Birdmanloveskobe
05-26-2008, 10:28 PM
ill post pics later. BTW edit



she's my ex GF

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:29 PM
Laker fans couldn't be any weaker.


An Atlanta Hawks fan talking shit? From an organization who hasn't won jackshit, and the only reason they made the playoffs is because they are in the junior varsity league aka The Eastern Conference. Shut the fuck up and die.

ElNono
05-26-2008, 10:29 PM
I mean when the games are in San Antonio....the women are less than stellar. The cheerleaders are for SA are not cute. Being fat has nothing to do with it. There are hella ugly skinny women in SA. Yikes!

Right. There's no ugly people in LA. :rolleyes

lefty
05-26-2008, 10:29 PM
:ihit


take that spurs cum buckets

Get a GF first

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 10:30 PM
An Atlanta Hawks fan talking shit? From an organization who hasn't won jackshit, and the only reason they made the playoffs is because they are in the junior varsity league aka The Eastern Conference. Shut the fuck up and die.

ROFL. Works every time.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:30 PM
As I said. Couldn't be weaker.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:31 PM
Right. There's no ugly people in LA. :rolleyes
If there are, I haven't seen them. Granted, SA folks aren't as inbred looking as Utah folks but....c'mon look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are. Wow! Thank god they all play pro basketball, because that's the only way any of them were gonna get laid.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 10:32 PM
If there are, I haven't seen them. Granted, SA folks aren't as inbred looking as Utah folks but....c'mon look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are. Wow! Thank god they all play pro basketball, because that's the only way any of them were gonna get laid.

So the Spurs don't appeal to gay men such as yourself. So noted.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:33 PM
There goes lakerfan again, insisting on handsome male athletes for his viewing pleasure.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 10:33 PM
Seriously, we're talking about players' looks now?

Laker fan is one weak and dumb motherfucker.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:35 PM
So the Spurs don't appeal to gay men such as yourself. So noted.

:lmao

ElNono
05-26-2008, 10:36 PM
If there are, I haven't seen them. Granted, SA folks aren't as inbred looking as Utah folks but....c'mon look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are. Wow! Thank god they all play pro basketball, because that's the only way any of them were gonna get laid.

I've been to LA, San Diego and San Francisco quite a few times. If you don't see ugly people, you need new glasses urgently.

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 10:36 PM
ill post pics later. BTW edit



she's my ex GF

If she's your ex why not just post em.

That way everyone wins.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:36 PM
There goes lakerfan again, insisting on handsome male athletes for his viewing pleasure.

There is also your problem....assuming I'm a man. Tsk Tsk.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:37 PM
There is also your problem....assuming I'm a man. Tsk Tsk.

So now you're going to act like a woman cause you just got owned?

LakeShow
05-26-2008, 10:38 PM
Well you know how the saying goes, "Everything's bigger in Texas." Apparently that applies to women too.

Yep,

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/biglatimer/FatChicks.jpg

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:39 PM
I am a woman, actually. So nobody owned me, dear.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:39 PM
There is also your problem....assuming I'm a man. Tsk Tsk.So you're a bitch.

No problem.

You're playing right into a horrible stereotype of putting importance on frivolous things.

You haven't come a long way, baby.

Bob Lanier
05-26-2008, 10:39 PM
This is entertainment. It's hardly unreasonable to ask that your entertainers be attractive people.

Always good to find a few more assholes to add to the ignore list, though. Wish there weren't so many Laker fans on there, but what the hell.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:40 PM
I am a woman, actually. So nobody owned me, dear.

Well you've definitely showed me a thing or two tonight...you're kids must be proud. Don't you have some clothes to fold?

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:41 PM
This is entertainment. It's hardly unreasonable to ask that your entertainers be attractive people.She's just a stupid girl.

Makes me appreciate spurfans of any gender all the more.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:42 PM
If there are, I haven't seen them. Granted, SA folks aren't as inbred looking as Utah folks.

Have you seen the women in Utah?

They are smoking hot. Not that they'd talk to any of us. But still ...

Bob Lanier
05-26-2008, 10:42 PM
Although, to be fair, there are just as many Spur-fan assholes - just a lower percentage of the population, as in not almost all of them.

Makes me appreciate spurfans of any gender all the more.I doubt that.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:43 PM
Well you've definitely showed me a thing or two tonight...you're kids must be proud. Don't you have some clothes to fold?

Don't be so sexist. Women know the game of basketball just like men do. We aren't all Oprah obsessed, ya know. I am childless. Thank you. Honey, it's "your", not "you're".

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:44 PM
I am childless. Thank you.No, the world thanks YOU!

jag
05-26-2008, 10:44 PM
Although, to be fair, there are just as many Spur-fan assholes - just a lower percentage of the population, as in not almost all of them.


You get idiots in every fan base...


But let me know when Kori or duncan228 bring takes like "our players are more attractive than your players."

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 10:44 PM
I am a woman, actually. So nobody owned me, dear.

Or a closet homosexual male trying to save face via the internet.

How many posts prior did you call your fellow posters dear?

ElNono
05-26-2008, 10:44 PM
I am a woman, actually. So nobody owned me, dear.

So you have a nose job? Fake boobs? I bet it's hard to stay competitive in the city of pretty people...

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:44 PM
So ... Mamba. How YOU doin' ?

Pics?

milkyway21
05-26-2008, 10:45 PM
: i guarantee a game 4 win or ill post half nekkid pics of my GF
if only Kobe read this he'll decide to lose the game that's once-in -a -lifetime offer :lmao

jag
05-26-2008, 10:45 PM
We aren't all Oprah obsessed, ya know.

You're not very convincing, sweetheart.

And we're talking about YOU here, i'm being very specific.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:45 PM
I doubt that.No I've taken them for granted in the past. I'm glad these asshole fans of other teams have flung there feces about to show me just how good I've got it.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:45 PM
No nose job, and I have homegrown breasts. I'm not a homosexual male and even if I was, I wouldn't be ashamed of that fact. I like talking basketball....me having a vagina doesn't invalidate a discussion.

Bob Lanier
05-26-2008, 10:46 PM
Have you seen the women in Utah?
They look like the inbred WASPs (but I repeat myself) that they are (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.jpg).

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 10:48 PM
I like talking basketball.And yet, you don't actually talk basketball.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:48 PM
No nose job, and I have homegrown boobs. I'm not a homosexual male and even if I was, I wouldn't be ashamed of that fact. I like talking basketball....me having a hoo-haa doesn't invalidate a discussion.

I like where this is going ... :eyebrows

So ... name's Quixote. My friend's Rosinante.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:49 PM
me having a vagina doesn't invalidate a discussion.

So your vagina isnt what makes you want to watch attractive players? Cause my penis is one reason i dont care.

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 10:49 PM
if only Kobe read this he'll decide to lose the game that's once-in -a -lifetime offer :lmao

Did I miss the fact that this girl is white and 17?

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 10:50 PM
Laker fan pretends being a woman on the internets.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:51 PM
Laker fan pretends being a woman on the internets.

I'm sure it's not the first time.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 10:51 PM
Laker fan pretends being a woman on the internets.

Laker fan dug himself into an unintended hole.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:51 PM
I like where this is going ... :eyebrows

So ... name's Quixote. My friend's Rosinante.
:lol oh boy.

No, jag, my vagina doesn't make me watch the NBA. But I am a woman so noticing an attractive male is not out of the realm of possibility. It doesn't mean I wanna fuck him. I would be a WNBA kind of gal if you catch my drift. But WNBA is boring. NBA is much more exciting....been a Laker fans the 20+ years I have been alive.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 10:52 PM
Now Laker fan is butch.

yaicu2
05-26-2008, 10:52 PM
If there are, I haven't seen them. Granted, SA folks aren't as inbred looking as Utah folks but....c'mon look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are. Wow! Thank god they all play pro basketball, because that's the only way any of them were gonna get laid.

WTF. Are you kidding. Have you seen your new center. Gasol is one ugly SOB. Good player but ugly, anyways, it's a moot point, because really who gives a shit how the players look.

Oh yeah, and fuck TNT, camerama, and producers. Everytime I go to a game, there are a ton of smoking, hot chicks. The producer must have some sick fetish, or he's gay.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:53 PM
Now Laker fan is butch.
Oh no...no no no, not butch at all. Kill that noise, please! *sigh* Where are the pics of this guy's ex-gf anyway?

Hey, I am not disputing that Pau is not handsome. He looks like a bird. But as I said about Spur players...Pau is lucky he plays basketball cuz no girl would give him the time of day otherwise.

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 10:53 PM
Oh no...no no no, not butch at all. Kill that noise, please! *sigh* Where are the pics of this guy's ex-gf anyway?

Lipstick? :lol

(I keed, I keed!)

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 10:53 PM
Oh no...no no no, not butch at all. Kill that noise, please! *sigh* Where are the pics of this guy's ex-gf anyway?

Google.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:54 PM
Did I mention I have a car? And a job? :eyebrows

And I don't live with my parents. And I don't hold someone being a Laker fan against them.

ElNono
05-26-2008, 10:54 PM
No nose job, and I have homegrown breasts. I'm not a homosexual male and even if I was, I wouldn't be ashamed of that fact. I like talking basketball....me having a vagina doesn't invalidate a discussion.

How about Gasol having a vagina? Does that invalidate a discussion?
Also, talking about Gasol and ugly players, at least we have one of the 50 most beatiful according to People. Who you got on your team?

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:55 PM
Did I mention I have a car? And a job? :eyebrows

And I don't live with my parents. And I don't hold someone being a Laker fan against them.

jag
05-26-2008, 10:55 PM
No, jag, my vagina doesn't make me watch the NBA.

So if it's not your vagina, then what exactly is responsible for you posting garbage like this?


look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 10:56 PM
They are unattractive. Even Stevie Wonder can see that. Great talents, one Hall of Fame talent but still ugly.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 10:58 PM
So ... do you think educated, professional men are attractive? :eyebrows

jag
05-26-2008, 10:58 PM
They are unattractive. Even Stevie Wonder can see that. Great talents, one Hall of Fame talent but still ugly.

You've proved your point...i concede.


I like talking basketball....me having a vagina doesn't invalidate a discussion.

JustSpurs
05-26-2008, 11:00 PM
I guarantee a Spur victory in game 4 just so I don't have to see the OP's gfriend pics. God only knows how horrendous they probably are.

http://images.wikia.com/desencyclopedie/images/thumb/e/e2/Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg/180px-Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg

milkyway21
05-26-2008, 11:01 PM
Originally Posted by Mamba24

look at the Spurs team, a bunch of unattractive motherfuckers they are.

to those who said Duncan, Parker, Horry, Fab are unattractive, you are blind :D

but that's not the only thing we're Spurs fans.

Those players are classy & decent people unlike, you know who...

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:02 PM
http://images.wikia.com/desencyclopedie/images/thumb/e/e2/Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg/180px-Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg

No, that's probably Mamba24.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:03 PM
The only reason Tony Parker was one of the most beautiful people is because he is married to an insanely beautiful woman. Nobody knew (or cared) who Tony Parker was until he hooked up with Eva. Tony does not show up well in HD. We got some good looking guys on our team, though. Kobe is handsome (especially in person), Derek is cute, the women love Sasha out here, Lamar is cute in that hood sort of way. Vlad....well, he has a nice physique, Luke is just disturbing to look at, Jordan needs to grow into his ears, Ronny looks like the Predator, Chris Mihm is hot, Ira Newble...not so much, DJ MBenga....yeah...no.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:04 PM
The Spurs have nothing on this guy ...

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8526/dwest28bj.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/nba/players_l/20080319/3841.jpg?x=65&y=85&xc=1&yc=1&wc=164&hc=215&q=100&sig=YVC.ouxQXKxYUfgXSq6srg--

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/e6/fullj.91521068b9191a3b36f6889b7f8cca05/91521068b9191a3b36f6889b7f8cca05-getty-80391810cc068_boston_celtic.jpg

DazedAndConfused
05-26-2008, 11:05 PM
Damn SA is seriously one of the ugliest cities in America. Just a mess of fat ugly redneck George Bush voting Republican idiots.

It's so easy to rile up these Sperm fans.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:05 PM
The only reason Tony Parker was one of the most beautiful people is because he is married to an insanely beautiful woman. Nobody knew (or cared) who Tony Parker was until he hooked up with Eva. Tony does not show up well in HD. We got some good looking guys on our team, though. Kobe is handsome (especially in person), Derek is cute, the women love Sasha out here, Lamar is cute in that hood sort of way. Vlad....well, he has a nice physique, Luke is just disturbing to look at, Jordan needs to grow into his ears, Ronny looks like the Predator, Chris Mihm is hot, Ira Newble...not so much, DJ MBenga....yeah...no.So when are you going to start talking basketball?

jag
05-26-2008, 11:05 PM
The only reason Tony Parker was one of the most beautiful people is because he is married to an insanely beautiful woman. Nobody knew (or cared) who Tony Parker was until he hooked up with Eva. Tony does not show up well in HD. We got some good looking guys on our team, though. Kobe is handsome (especially in person), Derek is cute, the women love Sasha out here, Lamar is cute in that hood sort of way. Vlad....well, he has a nice physique, Luke is just disturbing to look at, Jordan needs to grow into his ears, Ronny looks like the Predator, Chris Mihm is hot, Ira Newble...not so much, DJ MBenga....yeah...no.

You've completely convinced me you're nothing but a lonely, lonely man.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:05 PM
Damn SA is seriously one of the ugliest cities in America. Just a mess of fat ugly redneck George Bush voting Republican idiots.

It's so easy to rile up these Sperm fans."basketball talk"

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:06 PM
Delonte West.....for the loss!

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:06 PM
Some parts of Texas have some nice looking women... Dallas, and Houston, but San Antonio missed the cut from some reason. Those chics have appetites like men... foreal. San Antonio is like the Sacramento of California... just a bunch of hicks and fat ass women.

Written like someone who's never been.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:07 PM
"basketball talk"

This thread really isn't about b-ball, is it? You should concentrate on how your team can improve from that 37 win season instead of being in this convo.

I have been to San Antonio for a Lakers/Spurs game and cringed at the sight of the women in the audience. Wow! Not sexy.

Avitus1
05-26-2008, 11:07 PM
:lol

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:08 PM
This thread really isn't about b-ball, is it?I can tell because you're in it.
You should concentrate on how your team can improve from that 37 win season instead of being in this convo.Why would my concentrating help?

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:08 PM
Damn SA is seriously one of the ugliest cities in America. Just a mess of fat ugly redneck George Bush voting Republican idiots.

It's so easy to rile up these Sperm fans.

Oops, wrong again. :)

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:08 PM
I have been to San Antonio for a Lakers/Spurs game and cringed at the sight of the women in the audience. Wow! Not sexy.Got turned down, eh?

Sorry.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:08 PM
You've completely convinced me you're nothing but a lonely, lonely man.

Notice the schizophrenic contrast between the posts after confessing to be a woman, and before, when it was just good ol' fashioned trolling.

Laker Fan "Shit, now i have to pretend to be a woman..okay, um okay, I can do this, uhh I'll start with comments like..." Lamar , yeah he's kinda cute though isn't he married?" *POSTS COMMENT*

"ahh, Mamba24, you sly chameleon, youuu! YES!"

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:09 PM
I remember San Antonio having a large number of attractive women. Sure, there were ugly ones, too, but San Antonio is a big city.

New Orleans has much uglier women. They all have gold teeth and neck tattoos. And half of them are fatter than Albert.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:09 PM
Oops, wrong again. :)

Yeah, SA. GOP central.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:09 PM
I agree. We need to see these alleged Mamba breasts.

TD=old&busted
05-26-2008, 11:10 PM
in for Spur's fans disappoint on two levels :downspin:

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:10 PM
Just pull up some of those team wives. Duncans wife is a fat troll!!!

Nope.



Parker had to come to Hollywood and get one of our C- list actresses


She came to the locker room.

jag
05-26-2008, 11:10 PM
Notice the schizophrenic contrast between the posts after confessing to be a woman, and before, when it was just good ol' fashioned trolling.

Laker Fan "Shit, now i have to pretend to be a woman..okay, um okay, I can do this, uhh I'll start with comments like..." Lamar , yeah he's kinda cute though isn't he married?" *POSTS COMMENT*

"ahh, Mamba24, you sly chameleon, youuu! YES!"

Like i said before, i'm sure it's not the first time he's had to act like a woman.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:11 PM
Notice the schizophrenic contrast between the posts after confessing to be a woman, and before, when it was just good ol' fashioned trolling.

Laker Fan "Shit, now i have to pretend to be a woman..okay, um okay, I can do this, uhh I'll start with comments like..." Lamar , yeah he's kinda cute though isn't he married?" *POSTS COMMENT*

"ahh, Mamba24, you sly chameleon, youuu! YES!"
I never asked if Lamar was married, why would I give a fuck abou that? Honey, I am a woman. I am not going to sit here and argue about this with you. Even as a gay woman, I know an attractive man when I see one. The Spurs just don't fit the bill.

No doubt, New Orleans has got some great looking women. LOL @ Eva Longoria being called C-List. Ah, I will give her a B-. Duncan's wife is not made of win.

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:11 PM
You need to get out of the hood player. New orleans have some nice looking women.

You should too...SA has plenty as well.

You want to see some hounds, come up here to Lansing. :lol

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:11 PM
I never asked if Lamar was married, why would I give a fuck abou that? Honey, I am a woman. I am not going to sit here and argue about this with you. Even as a gay woman, I know an attractive man when I see one. The Spurs just don't fit the bill.Yeah! Basketball talk, bitches!

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:12 PM
Laker fan now posing as a lesbian ever ready to comment on the appearance of male athletes. Yikes.

jag
05-26-2008, 11:12 PM
I never asked if Lamar was married, why would I give a fuck abou that? Honey, I am a woman. I am not going to sit here and argue about this with you. Even as a gay woman, I know an attractive man when I see one. The Spurs just don't fit the bill.

The more posters you call "honey" and "dear"...the more convincing you sound, sweetheart.

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:13 PM
I never asked if Lamar was married, why would I give a fuck abou that? Honey, I am a woman. I am not going to sit here and argue about this with you. Even as a gay woman, I know an attractive man when I see one. The Spurs just don't fit the bill.

Which has what to do with basketball?

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:14 PM
You need to get out of the hood player. New orleans have some nice looking women.

I think you're referring to the tourists that appear on the Broads Gone Crazy videos you have in your sock drawer. It is true that there attractive white, black, Asian, and Hispanic females exist in certain parts of the area (Metairie, Gretna), but the majority are fat and ugly. Chalmette is mostly white trailer types. Most of New Orleans is black women with more ink than a pen factory. And Marrero, Westwego, and Kenner are just rough.

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:14 PM
I have to keep it real Mamba:lol Vlad looks like the caveman from the Geico commercials... "I do the hustle just like you." Turiaf looks like the predator. Gasol would do himself a favor by seeing a dentist... .but thats that whole Euro thing I guess.

:lol

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
Laker fan now posing as a lesbian ever ready to comment on the appearance of male athletes. Yikes.

No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
Which has what to do with basketball?

Apparently basketball is about men pretending to be butch lesbians commenting about the appearance of the team they are not a fan of in the opposing fans' fan forum.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
Laker fan now posing as a lesbian ever ready to comment on the appearance of male athletes. Yikes.

Now Mamba24, gets to keep his 'orientation' full circle.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
I have to keep it real Mamba:lol Vlad looks like the caveman from the Geico commercials... "I do the hustle just like you." Turiaf looks like the predator. Gasol would do himself a favor by seeing a dentist... .but thats that whole Euro thing I guess.Are you going braid each other's hair now?

jag
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
You should too...SA has plenty as well.

You want to see some hounds, come up here to Lansing. :lol

As someone who's been to LA and has lived in SA before...


There are obviously hot chicks in LA. I think there are tons of hot chicks here in Nashville where i live. And there are some good looking people in SA, it's not amazing, but it's not like you leave there thinking about how ugly everyone is. It's not just an ugly city like the laker fans who have never been to SA would have you believe.

SPARKY
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.

You're right. I have no idea what it's like pretending to be a lesbian on the internets.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
Gasol looked half decent when he shaved and got a haircut.

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:15 PM
No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.

Fair point but you seem to have no problem acting like you "know" ALL the women in SA and what they look like.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:16 PM
No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.Oh -- she went "You don't know me!" kinda early.

But hey, it's all about basketball....

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:16 PM
No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.

Now Laker fan is creating "hate crime" stories and his own backstory, to the homosexual intolerance of California and LA. :lmao

jag
05-26-2008, 11:17 PM
No posing here. have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand. Don't presume to know me, you have no idea what it's like.

If you were a real Lesbo you'd hate the NBA and love the hell outa some WNBA...you're fooling no one.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:17 PM
You're right. I have no idea what it's like pretending to be a lesbian on the internets.

You weren't pretending :lol

ElNono
05-26-2008, 11:18 PM
Damn SA is seriously one of the ugliest cities in America. Just a mess of fat ugly redneck George Bush voting Republican idiots.

It's so easy to rile up these Sperm fans.

You keep thinking we're all from San Antonio... You also think we're riled up.

Basically, you keep failing.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:18 PM
Are you going braid each other's hair now?

Don't focus on Lakaluva, then we'll get TWO laker douchebags pretending to be women, then lesbian women.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:18 PM
I cant argue there... I went for Mardi Gras twice and saw some fine women. They may have been tourist... I was too drunk to consider it.

I think that told us all we needed to know. :lol

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:19 PM
Well, the beating didn't happen in California, numbnut. California is probably the most tolerant of all states as it pertains to homosexuality. Texas, not so much.

Look, I am going by what I saw when I went out to a Laker/Spur game out there. The women were not cute. But Utah women look worse with Sacramento right behind them.

jag
05-26-2008, 11:19 PM
Now Laker fan is creating "hate crime" stories and his own backstory, to the homosexual intolerance of California and LA. :lmao

:lmao at the "backstory"


Next we'll here about how "she" just moved from San Fran and how "she" drives a toyota prius.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:20 PM
Losers are always welcome to hang out with winner:toastYou do realize you are fans of the same team, right?

Unless you are calling homosexuals losers....

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:20 PM
Don't focus on Lakaluva, then we'll get TWO laker douchebags pretending to be women, then lesbian women.

I was in Pensacola over the weekend (an underrated city, I might add).

It was gay pride weekend (I wasn't there for that), and I saw more lesbians than you could imagine. They were everywhere.

And let me tell you -- they're not as attractive as Cinemax would make them out to be.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:21 PM
Gasol looked half decent when he shaved and got a haircut.

Pau needs a dentist, like yesterday. There is a rumor that he has a bit of halitosis.

Quixote, if you want to see attractive gay women, you need to take yourself to California where the lipsticks reign supreme!

Quite frankly, I can't stand San Fran....raised in Long Beach and will stay here too. Don't drive a Toyota but I am laughing out loud on how well you seem to know stereotypes. A closet case, perhaps?

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:22 PM
:lmao at the "backstory"


Next we'll here about how "she" just moved from San Fran and how "she" drives a toyota prius.No, she used to have a girlfriend that dressed like a boy and used a boys name, but she was killed by some homophobes in Nebraska.

Slydragon
05-26-2008, 11:24 PM
Just read the first post but my here's my 2 cents, Naked chick pics online are a dime a 1000
but Spurs beating the Lakers, priceless.

Mamba24
05-26-2008, 11:25 PM
No, she used to have a girlfriend that dressed like a boy and used a boys name, but she was killed by some homophobes in Nebraska.

Um, that's a movie. Yeah...no.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
No, I happen to know quite a bit about the G&L community, not that I am one. I don't really get involved with it, either. But I know a lesbian when I see one.

And these women in Pensacola didn't need any kind of gay pride thing going on. These ones were obvious.

jag
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
No, she used to have a girlfriend that dressed like a boy and used a boys name, but she was killed by some homophobes in Nebraska.

The hypocrisy...the bigotry...Damn that Nebraska!

Fillmoe
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
I already have nekkid pics of your gf

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
I was in Pensacola over the weekend (an underrated city, I might add).

It was gay pride weekend (I wasn't there for that), and I saw more lesbians than you could imagine. They were everywhere.

And let me tell you -- they're not as attractive as Cinemax would make them out to be.

I believe you.. In San Francisco, to sum up a little bit of what I mostly saw, were the occasional two bull dykes on motorcycles during their gay pride parade..

All you have to do is picture two shaved bears going at it, if Hollywood casted from the pool of the non-glamorized percentage

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:27 PM
Right now, I'm more interested in seeing if (a) you indeed are a chick, and (b) these homemade breasts you were talking about.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:29 PM
Pau needs a dentist, like yesterday. There is a rumor that he has a bit of halitosis.

Quixote, if you want to see attractive gay women, you need to take yourself to California where the lipsticks reign supreme!

Quite frankly, I can't stand San Fran....raised in Long Beach and will stay here too. Don't drive a Toyota but I am laughing out loud on how well you seem to know stereotypes. A closet case, perhaps?

The more you throw out unprovoked questions about yourself, the less convincing you get.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:29 PM
Right now, I'm more interested in seeing if (a) you indeed are a chick, and (b) these homemade breasts you were talking about.

See Fillmoe's avatar.

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:29 PM
Nothing against them really. I have a ... family member who is a lesbian. Lesbians tend to hang out with other lesbians. So I've become very good at spotting them.

Gay men, I'm not as good at picking out. But I can always spot a lesbian. And it's not sexy.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:30 PM
Right now, I'm more interested in seeing if (a) you indeed are a chick, and (b) these homemade breasts you were talking about.Aren't you a reverend of some sort?

ElNono
05-26-2008, 11:31 PM
This thread proves that the next game can't come soon enough.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:31 PM
This thread proves that the next game can't come soon enough.We're just talking basketball....

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:32 PM
Nothing against them really. I have a ... family member who is a lesbian. Lesbians tend to hang out with other lesbians. So I've become very good at spotting them.

Gay men, I'm not as good at picking out. But I can always spot a lesbian. And it's not sexy.

I would have to slightly disagree.....I have seen some very sexy lesbians. :)

CuckingFunt
05-26-2008, 11:32 PM
Nothing against them really. I have a ... family member who is a lesbian. Lesbians tend to hang out with other lesbians. So I've become very good at spotting them.

Gay men, I'm not as good at picking out. But I can always spot a lesbian. And it's not sexy.

I'm curious, what does a lesbian look like?

samikeyp
05-26-2008, 11:33 PM
I'm curious, what does a lesbian look like?

Ya know....like one of them! :lol

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:33 PM
:lol I was hoping this would catch her eye once it was moved.

ElNono
05-26-2008, 11:34 PM
LOL at this thread being moved to The Club

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:36 PM
I may get in hot water now!

I don't know what they look like! Sometimes it's easy to pick one out -- if they have a mullet or a short boy's haircut, and are hanging out similar looking women, then they might be. Sometimes they can wear clothes that de-emphasize femininity. I guess it's more in the way they tend to carry themselves, how they speak, etc. Again, I've been around them, I know one when I see one. But I'm not exactly sure how.

Not that I hate them or have anything against them, mind you.

Spurfect
05-26-2008, 11:38 PM
are Laker fans really on here ragging on the Spurs players looks now? hahah.. how sad.

Spurfect
05-26-2008, 11:42 PM
its amazing that it only took 3 years for posters to realize how lame lakers posters are

there's a reason there's not a lakers forum on the board

yeah, that's super lame. saying the players are ugly and wouldn't be able to get laid if they weren't basketball players. at least they don't have to rape anyone.

CuckingFunt
05-26-2008, 11:44 PM
I may get in hot water now!

I don't know what they look like! Sometimes it's easy to pick one out -- if they have a mullet or a short boy's haircut, and are hanging out similar looking women, then they might be. Sometimes they can wear clothes that de-emphasize femininity. I guess it's more in the way they tend to carry themselves, how they speak, etc. Again, I've been around them, I know one when I see one. But I'm not exactly sure how.

Being able to pick out a mullet wearing bull dyke is not the same thing as being able to always spot a lesbian. Nor is it a talent unique enough to brag about.


Not that I hate them or have anything against them, mind you.

No. Of course not. You merely perpetuate popular stereotypes by assuming/suggesting that all lesbians fit the characteristics of one specific sub-group of the culture.

marini martini
05-26-2008, 11:45 PM
yeah, that's super lame. saying the players are ugly and wouldn't be able to get laid if they weren't basketball players. at least they don't have to rape anyone.

:toast Yes mam!!!!

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-26-2008, 11:47 PM
I may get in hot water now!

I don't know what they look like! Sometimes it's easy to pick one out -- if they have a mullet or a short boy's haircut, and are hanging out similar looking women, then they might be. Sometimes they can wear clothes that de-emphasize femininity. I guess it's more in the way they tend to carry themselves, how they speak, etc. Again, I've been around them, I know one when I see one. But I'm not exactly sure how.

Not that I hate them or have anything against them, mind you.

sometimes the butch hair cuts, stereotypical outlook and stuff, prove true

but there are a lot who just look like ordinary, regular females because they are. It's easy to generalize, but it's usually unremarkable in contrast to the media perception stuff. Also times are changing.

ChumpDumper
05-26-2008, 11:49 PM
I may get in hot water now!

I don't know what they look like! Sometimes it's easy to pick one out -- if they have a mullet or a short boy's haircut, and are hanging out similar looking women, then they might be. Sometimes they can wear clothes that de-emphasize femininity. I guess it's more in the way they tend to carry themselves, how they speak, etc. Again, I've been around them, I know one when I see one. But I'm not exactly sure how.

Not that I hate them or have anything against them, mind you.You were supposed to say "They're the ones who won't go out with me."

Don Quixote
05-26-2008, 11:54 PM
Yeah, I guess you're right. I didn't mean to brag about it. I've just always been able to spot them, butch or not.

And I'm sure there's someone who could spot people like me a mile away! (Jerk, lunatic, weirdo ... )

CuckingFunt
05-26-2008, 11:58 PM
Yeah, I guess you're right. I didn't mean to brag about it. I've just always been able to spot them, butch or not.

I hope you'll forgive me for thinking that utter bullshit.

Birdmanloveskobe
05-27-2008, 04:43 AM
yeah, that's super lame. saying the players are ugly and wouldn't be able to get laid if they weren't basketball players. at least they don't have to rape anyone.

rape?


i betcha that girl in your avatar would throw herself at kobe.

TDMVPDPOY
05-27-2008, 05:53 AM
fkn 7pages and no pics, at least give all us a sneak preview what to expect

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:36 AM
I am a woman, actually. So nobody owned me, dear.

You get owned evertime you fuck, unless you don't like the cock.

ATRAIN
05-27-2008, 07:37 AM
Ive been to LA and other parts of Cali and yeah there were some hot chicks, but there were also some dogs as well. Each city has its plus and minuses. LA is definatly fake and pretentious though. I do think its funny how Lakerfan got owned and then started to act like a girl. Good try but........FAIL!!At least he didn't threated a lawsuit hahahaha.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:40 AM
But WNBA is boring. NBA is much more exciting


So, the WNBA doesn't do it for you because the bitches are boring?

That's kind of sexist of you.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:43 AM
They are unattractive. Even Stevie Wonder can see that. Great talents, one Hall of Fame talent but still ugly.

Down syndrome looking Shaq and cross-eyed Kobe are an upgrade??

Did you even see Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and James Worthy?

'The fuck are you talking about?

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:45 AM
Lamar is cute in that hood sort of way.


:lmao

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:49 AM
Even as a gay woman, I know an attractive man when I see one.

A gay woman only cares about the cunt, you should be ambivalent about the cock.

You're full of shit.

So, you're probably a lonely old man posting as a bitch because you can't get any pussy.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:52 AM
have beaten because I had the audacity to walk down a street with my girlfriend, holding her hand.


That explains your retarded posts.

They should've beaten you harder.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:55 AM
Look, I am going by what I saw when I went out to a Laker/Spur game out there. The women were not cute. But Utah women look worse with Sacramento right behind them.


Yea, you sampled .004% of SA's population in that game and you made your grand assumption.

Your intelligence is outstanding.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 07:57 AM
Pau needs a dentist, like yesterday. There is a rumor that he has a bit of halitosis.


Your basketball acumen is impressive.

ATRAIN
05-27-2008, 07:57 AM
for some reason I don't think pee wee is done.

peewee's lovechild
05-27-2008, 08:01 AM
for some reason I don't think pee wee is done.

Done.

I was in Brownsville for Memorial Day Weekend.
So, I didn't have access to the interwebs.

mrsmaalox
05-27-2008, 08:06 AM
So, you're probably a lonely old man posting as a bitch because you can't get any pussy.

And we already have one of those around here so you'll need to come up with something new.

ATRAIN
05-27-2008, 08:10 AM
Done.

I was in Brownsville for Memorial Day Weekend.
So, I didn't have access to the interwebs.

did you stop off at "The Shoe Store"?