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WCFBaby
05-27-2008, 11:57 AM
Attn: All Spurs fans, be prepared! Kobe will go off tonight for 40+ and lead the Lakers to a victory.

NOBODY can stop Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant when he decides "it's winnin time"!:lobt2:

ClingingMars
05-27-2008, 11:58 AM
Louis go away

- Mars

xtremesteven33
05-27-2008, 11:59 AM
let him score 40+....it wont be by free throws, it wont be by layups or dunks, he gonna earn it the hardway.

plus 40+ points wont beat the spurs buddy

Slomo
05-27-2008, 12:02 PM
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/Black_mamba.jpg

DarrinS
05-27-2008, 12:02 PM
The Black Mamba? Is that what he nicknamed his penis?

pawe
05-27-2008, 12:03 PM
40 points and a sore body!

Anti.Hero
05-27-2008, 12:09 PM
Kobe dick sucking forum

timmydidit
05-27-2008, 12:17 PM
black mamba my ass who anointed him that wack ass name

WCFBaby
05-27-2008, 12:17 PM
Kobe dick sucking forum

I certainly hope Spurs fans don't claim this moron as one of their own :rolleyes

ClingingMars
05-27-2008, 12:18 PM
I certainly hope Spurs fans don't claim this moron as one of their own :rolleyes

i certainly hope you go fishing with other rockets/suns fans

- Mars

hater
05-27-2008, 12:20 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/detpulsar/this-thread-is-gay1.jpg

TampaDude
05-27-2008, 12:20 PM
Sure...let Kobe get 40 tonight and try to win the game all by himself...that all but guarantees a Spurs victory.

Spurs in 6...BELIEVE!!! :flag:

turiaf for president
05-27-2008, 12:22 PM
i hope kobe plays well but when he scores 40+ i think the lakers have a losing record this year.

key is lamar odom and fisher tonite

BiZNicK
05-27-2008, 12:23 PM
Attn: All Spurs fans, be prepared! Kobe will go off tonight for 40+ and lead the Lakers to a victory.

NOBODY can stop Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant when he decides "it's winnin time"!:lobt2:

:sleep

MadDog73
05-27-2008, 12:23 PM
Attn: All Spurs fans, be prepared! Kobe will go off tonight for 40+ and lead the Lakers to a victory.

NOBODY can stop Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant when he decides "it's winnin time"!:lobt2:

Again, I really hope this is how Mr. Mamba thinks.

If he thinks he can single-handedly beat the Spurs, the Lakers are toast.

Fortunately for Laker fans, I doubt this is the case.

shelshor
05-27-2008, 12:25 PM
Is that 40+ points when it will do the Flakers some good?
Or will it be after KoMe's Munchausen Syndrome nearly kills them and he's trying to be the big hero?

BlackSwordsMan
05-27-2008, 12:25 PM
beatrix kiddo is the black mamba not a rapist

TampaDude
05-27-2008, 12:28 PM
i hope kobe plays well but when he scores 40+ i think the lakers have a losing record this year.

key is lamar odom and fisher tonite

Yup...Odom is the key...if he has a big game, then watch out...if he struggles, then even Kobe will not be able to save the Lakers.

STOP ODOM = SPURS WIN

Spurs in 6...BELIEVE!!! :flag:

SPARKY
05-27-2008, 12:28 PM
'Black Mamba' is also a a generic name in popular culture for a large black vibrator or dildo....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba

WCFBaby
05-27-2008, 12:29 PM
Again, I really hope this is how Mr. Mamba thinks.

If he thinks he can single-handedly beat the Spurs, the Lakers are toast.

Fortunately for Laker fans, I doubt this is the case.

Who said anything about "single-handedly"?????? Lamar and Gasol will get theirs and our deep bench will come up big when needed. Saturday was a BLESSING for the Lakers in that it was a BIG wake-up call.

VaSpursFan
05-27-2008, 12:30 PM
i hope kobe goes for his because that means no one else is involved and it will be a spurs win.

DarrinS
05-27-2008, 12:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba


:lmao

SpurOutofTownFan
05-27-2008, 12:31 PM
Lmao

Vito Corleone
05-27-2008, 12:32 PM
Attn: All Spurs fans, be prepared! Kobe will go off tonight for 40+ and lead the Lakers to a victory.

NOBODY can stop Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant when he decides "it's winnin time"!:lobt2:

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/cicada_darryl.jpg

SPARKY
05-27-2008, 12:37 PM
Trolling the internets; referring to your favorite player as a big black dildo. Awesome.

GSH
05-27-2008, 12:39 PM
Have you met Bruce?

http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/1724black-mamba.jpeg

MadDog73
05-27-2008, 12:44 PM
Who said anything about "single-handedly"?????? Lamar and Gasol will get theirs and our deep bench will come up big when needed. Saturday was a BLESSING for the Lakers in that it was a BIG wake-up call.

Well, I used a technique called "inference".

If Kobe has 40+ points, than something has gone terribly wrong with the Laker offense. ie, somebody else is not making their points.

And if Kobe is getting 40+ points, he's taking at least 40+ shots...

you're not going to beat the Spurs like that.

I love it when blowouts are blessings... I'm a huge Spurs fan, but even I wouldn't call Game 2 a "blessing" for the Spurs.

There's very little good about a loss.

WCFBaby
05-27-2008, 01:12 PM
Well, I used a technique called "inference".

If Kobe has 40+ points, than something has gone terribly wrong with the Laker offense. ie, somebody else is not making their points.

And if Kobe is getting 40+ points, he's taking at least 40+ shots...

you're not going to beat the Spurs like that.

I love it when blowouts are blessings... I'm a huge Spurs fan, but even I wouldn't call Game 2 a "blessing" for the Spurs.

There's very little good about a loss.

You really have no concept of the great KOBE BEAN BRYANT and his un-matched skills. Kobe will get to the line tonight and will put up 40 with nowhere near 40 shots.

Lakers in 5! :lobt:

DarrinS
05-27-2008, 01:16 PM
You really have no concept of the great KOBE BEAN BRYANT and his un-matched skills. Kobe will get to the line tonight and will put up 40 with nowhere near 40 shots.

Lakers in 5! :lobt:


NO WAY??? His middle name is "Bean"?


Are you sure he's not from San Antonio? :lmao

shelshor
05-27-2008, 01:21 PM
NO WAY??? His middle name is "Bean"?


Are you sure he's not from San Antonio? :lmao

He was named after his daddy "Jellybean"

Man In Black
05-27-2008, 01:25 PM
That mentality he has is definitely the work of Jellybean Joe Byrant. But how many of you know Joe? Exactly and that's why Kobe is such an attention-whore. His dad felt that his game was better than Doc J's and Lloyd Free and that he should be able to shoot the ball more. Philly loved Joe so much that they sent him to the San Diego Clippers. He loved that so much that he bailed for Italy. Yeah, Joe wasn't quite the show he thought he was but he made sure that Kobe understands the show mentality.

Oh and what's to stop the Spurs from attacking the hand that feeds? Basketball is a contact sport...anything can happen.

jbspurs
05-28-2008, 01:21 AM
Last night, The Zebras took control!